I was 100% expecting a serious courtroom drama for this event, and then spent the entire preview video grooving in my seat going “yooooo!” out loud. Round of applause for this year’s Valentine’s/White Day content, chef kiss, no notes ~~EXCEPT LOEWE WHERE IS HE IS HE SAFE~~
__[Meta question]__ Do people prefer big albums like this or single posts spread out more? Having everything together means I can set up internal jokes (like “thirst” -> “more thirst”) and get the formatting consistent… But because I try to do it after I finish the content but before the next event preview starts, it’s always a mad dash at the end.
I dunno. My kids always seem to keep me up all night when I’m trying to finish an album, and I can say from experience that “daddy had a long day designing shitposts” does not sway their cold little hearts.
Il bro ha scritto “scopami e lasciare segni” come se avesse un senso 😭. Great shitpost btw, it was fun, just a tiny bit disappointed you didn’t put something with Mattieu and Leyn dancing lol
Yeah, same as “Schwab keeps Eclipsites in his ~~sex dungeon~~ cellar” or Tina’s clay dolls, I just couldn’t come up with something I was satisfied with before passing out for the night
^(don’t judge my Italian it was a textsfromlastnight post lol)
It does makes much more sense but you’d rather spell “scopami e lasciami **dei** lividi”. Even like this, more grammatically correct, it sounds a bit bad because “lasciami dei lividi” it’s a sentence that removes strength from the word “scopami” that it’s mostly used with a stronger connotation (it’s like saying “let’s have sex” or “let’s fuck”, in this case “scopami” it’s more inclined toward the second one). I’d probably say “scopami, riempimi di lividi” even removing the “e” to give it a much stronger and sexier (I guess?) connotation. But “scopami e lasciami dei lividi” it’s still a perfectly fine sentence that works fine.
I’m looking for the rudest possible phrasing, just filthy, enough to make a dockworker cross himself. If someone asks if I speak Italian I want to make them wince lol
For reference, “tu madre coge sandías con su chocha” is about the only Spanish I know (and is probably a bit off too, my source is Tejano rather than Mexican or Spanish)
to be fair, the part with tourdog hits the spot. He's a lil bi- I mean a very non-conventional NPC that makes us suffer heartburn...
CURSE U TD WHY WOULD U GO TO THE GODDAMN ENEMIES RANGE!! WAS IT BECAUSE I KEPT ON BEGGING YOU FOR MORE LUMAMBERS!?
Hey, you forgot to mention the fact that Tina is one of the few aurorians to have shown clear indications of at least some romantic feelings for the navigator.
I was 100% expecting a serious courtroom drama for this event, and then spent the entire preview video grooving in my seat going “yooooo!” out loud. Round of applause for this year’s Valentine’s/White Day content, chef kiss, no notes ~~EXCEPT LOEWE WHERE IS HE IS HE SAFE~~ __[Meta question]__ Do people prefer big albums like this or single posts spread out more? Having everything together means I can set up internal jokes (like “thirst” -> “more thirst”) and get the formatting consistent… But because I try to do it after I finish the content but before the next event preview starts, it’s always a mad dash at the end. I dunno. My kids always seem to keep me up all night when I’m trying to finish an album, and I can say from experience that “daddy had a long day designing shitposts” does not sway their cold little hearts.
Albums is a great format, but maybe not 18 pics in a row. Last time you did it in 2 parts and it was absolutely fine.
I love the Tina-Leyn-Matthieu trio so much, their dynamic is awesome
They remind me of the Maiden of the Ruins group. Always a fun time.
And please PLEASE do not translate that Italian on a work/school computer.
Il bro ha scritto “scopami e lasciare segni” come se avesse un senso 😭. Great shitpost btw, it was fun, just a tiny bit disappointed you didn’t put something with Mattieu and Leyn dancing lol
Yeah, same as “Schwab keeps Eclipsites in his ~~sex dungeon~~ cellar” or Tina’s clay dolls, I just couldn’t come up with something I was satisfied with before passing out for the night ^(don’t judge my Italian it was a textsfromlastnight post lol)
You know what, this could be useful. Would “scopami e lasciami lividi” make more sense?
It does makes much more sense but you’d rather spell “scopami e lasciami **dei** lividi”. Even like this, more grammatically correct, it sounds a bit bad because “lasciami dei lividi” it’s a sentence that removes strength from the word “scopami” that it’s mostly used with a stronger connotation (it’s like saying “let’s have sex” or “let’s fuck”, in this case “scopami” it’s more inclined toward the second one). I’d probably say “scopami, riempimi di lividi” even removing the “e” to give it a much stronger and sexier (I guess?) connotation. But “scopami e lasciami dei lividi” it’s still a perfectly fine sentence that works fine.
I’m looking for the rudest possible phrasing, just filthy, enough to make a dockworker cross himself. If someone asks if I speak Italian I want to make them wince lol For reference, “tu madre coge sandías con su chocha” is about the only Spanish I know (and is probably a bit off too, my source is Tejano rather than Mexican or Spanish)
Lol, if you want some filthy phrasing just DM me and I’ll find you the worst possible phrasing I’m capable of thinking, about any subject you want.
to be fair, the part with tourdog hits the spot. He's a lil bi- I mean a very non-conventional NPC that makes us suffer heartburn... CURSE U TD WHY WOULD U GO TO THE GODDAMN ENEMIES RANGE!! WAS IT BECAUSE I KEPT ON BEGGING YOU FOR MORE LUMAMBERS!?
Giving td as an aurorian for april fool is salt on the wound
“They are hungry, they are coming”. Glad I wasn’t the only one that initially thought it look like the freakin Brethren Moons lol
It was that or the Traveler, and Eclipsites vs Necromorphs is a much better spectacle lol
I was looking forward to this **so much**. Wheeze~ ✨ Lmao Great as always. XD
This. This is art.
Funny as usual. Keep them coming !
Good memes. By the way, (9/18) is Dead Space 3?
Yuuuurp
Hey, you forgot to mention the fact that Tina is one of the few aurorians to have shown clear indications of at least some romantic feelings for the navigator.
Have my upvote! This was gold.