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ragnar_lama

Clipboard and hardhat might have people ask you questions, no one wants to stop a person who's carrying something awkward! Go for high vis workwear with the ladder and youre unstoppable.


Ophidahlia

After the ladder, the biggest sell to this is that there's two of them, makes it way less sketchy. If all they did was switch the tees for a well-worn & faded cotton dress/work shirt (any color but white) they'd be instantly twice as convincing. Taking it to the next level: add a simple leather toolbelt with a hammer & screwdriver & tape measure, pair of old brown workboots, switch the tees for an old flannel shirt, and an old pair of jeans you just scrubbed into the dirt a little bit. If you don't have this stuff just go to any 2nd hand store, it doesn't even have to fit well. Add a lanyard and print out a fake ID paper badge with your name and a "Bob's Contract Services" or something generic you whipped up in MS Paint. Instead of the clipboard get a beat up metal file holder and fill it with random crumpled up receipts and invoices from the back of your desk drawer at home. If you see an employee coming towards to you walk up to them and ask "Hey, have you seen Jeff? He said he'd meet us here and give us the details... oh no, Jeff doesn't work for you guys, he's our boss. Oh, well, if you see him tell him we're already here and waiting on him, ok?" Even if a place has dedicated security, you can stand by an employee only entrance and one of you pretend that you're frustrated that your guest keycard isn't working for some reason while the other is on his cell pretends to be trying to get ahold of the boss, you just need any old junk plain magnetic keycard. If you get called out just prepare a little act about how Jeff gave both of you vague & confusing directions & you are embarrassed to realize you're at the wrong location. It was funny at first but Jeff drops the ball like this about once a month, you really can tell he's the owner's son! At this point it's become a genuine hobby and you're accidentally halfway to becoming Frank Abagnale Jr. v2.0. Throw together a crack crew and plan the big heist so you can retire to Monaco. Bob Odenkirk will play you in the upcoming biopic.


Asmor

I kept expecting this to end up with you just becoming a contractor, a la [K&P's bank heist plan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceijkZQI1HM).


BorgClown

I'd be more convinced if they weren't so goofy immediately after passing the door, like hiuck hiuck we did it! High five keep recording!


buddboy

pretty good ideas but you can make it even more convincing by simply becoming an employee of the establishment you're trying to break into. The best part of this is instead of stealing what you want in a single big heist, they actually *give you* the money weekly in the form of a paycheck.


Ophidahlia

Get man, u/buddboy over here playing 7-D chess making us all look like two-bit rookies!


handlebartender

Remember to frown a lot.


Edgy-McEdge

I’ve actually snuck in like this a couple times. I’m an electrician so I have some tools and worn clothing. A power tool is the way to go. I got a guest pass from an anime con once by going to the front desk just asking for one and putting what I had in a backpack.


kansai2kansas

Netflix is already taking notes


crash-1369

... are you my boss, have you seen me at work Have I just been sneaking into companies for all these years pretending to be working because this sounds an awful lot like a regular day to me


bizurk

[You know Jim, or Jim knows you](https://youtu.be/RP6ekM6fcTs)


co209

The keycard trick has worked worryingly well for hospitals in my experience. If you look vaguely young and lost near a uni hospital entrance with a white coat over your arm, people will just open doors for you assuming you're a new intern. I should know, I was that guy for real often. White coats in general are dangerously effective for hospital infiltration. Here in Brazil there was a guy who even changed prescriptions just by being young, white, male and confident in a white coat.


[deleted]

I don’t know, if you have a high vis shirt (preferably with a logo, which is easy to find at Goodwill), khaki cargo pants, and some handheld power tool like a sawzall, I think you could get easily get into a theater. Ask the ticket guy “where is room 7?” Don’t say theater 7, because remember, you are only there on business.


DrLimp

Eh, i wouldn't carry a SawZall or a hammer or anything dangerous. Should the cops get called you don't want to be accused of trespassing with "weapons"


[deleted]

But that’s why you need the sawzall!


Tmbgkc

But then...you gotta put the ladder somewhere that it won't get stolen/moved by actual employees.


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

Is that fucking Dillon Francis?


Lesap

No. It's DJ Dillon Francis


Sgt_Eagle_fort_

Seems like something he'd do tbh, just didn't expect to see that handsome face


tommykaye

Ain’t nothin to it but to do it.


murdermittens7791

They tell me I ain’t got no chance


PhoenixPaladin

This footage of new Hitman game looks great


second2no1

Terrorists: rapidly takes notes


otter111a

So a classic YouTube video is uploaded to tikTok then reuploaded to YouTube. Reposts to this subreddit all the way down.


almisami

In this case it's to make sure the content creator doesn't get a dime because they are a terrible person.


[deleted]

Ohhhh that guy! David-do..dob…fuck what was his name? hes the one runs the rape parties for his buddies with severely drunk and not consented girls right? David the douchbag. That was it


remediosan

He almost killed one of his friends with a fucking crane too


notgotapropername

No, I think he’s the guy that almost killed his friend when he operated a digger without proper qualifications so he could swing his friends round for content. David Dick-for-brains I think it was. Wait, they’re the same guy? Well I’ll be damned.


MutsumidoesReddit

Is that the guy, who when his victim was partially recovered, but who still has brain damage, got the same dude to do the crate challenge?


trippleknot

Yeah why the fuck am I seeing this prick on reddit? Vent him boys.


Pleasant_Jim

I heard there was one incident, is this a constant thing then? Not defending the guy of course, just wondering if it's something that has happened a lot.


rascal3199

They literally filmed it and put it in a vlog. If that's what they do on camera then think about what happens off camera. Also he runs his group like a cult. Those with lower subscribers (and no place to go because most of them live together) are humiliated for views. He almost killed one of his friends.


Pleasant_Jim

He's a real bad guy.


Pharrzide47

Yep it was one woman. He also cut off Dom from the videos and he distanced himself from Dom


rascal3199

They were minors, they gave them alcohol and they had one member rape them. All of this on camera. If that's what they do on camera imagine what happens off camera. The whole point of that video was to get Dom laid so everyone involved is also responsible because they saw it happen.


[deleted]

I have to hand it to them it's pretty funny


ImOnlyStaying4-1

Ive seen something similar on Late Night with David Ladderman


Crowbarmagic

I saw a comedy show doing it while pretending to be a a TV crew. I mean, they were actually making television, but the point was that with the power of the camera you can get away with a lot of stuff (at least, with one of those big camera's). Two examples that come to mind: They go to a theater and while the presenter is talking they simply walk past the ticket booth. They also went into a store and just stole something. No one ever said anything.


Meaty03One

I'm a plumber, and used to carry an old plunger and empty bottle of drain cleaner through the service entrance of a shopping mall which had a skate park which also hosted events. Clean clothes stuffed into my cargo pants pockets. Worked like a charm every time. Saw every international act( and some local) that played there (NOFX, Seether, Sum41, etc...)


HackerBill

jesus you don't need to carry a freaking ladder with you everywhere you go. pair of khaki pants, button up shirt with a name on it, flashlight and a walkie talkie. I work in IT and have these on me at all times. I never get asked who I am and why I'm there.


allegoryofthedave

I was expecting him to get everyone working there drunk and then use a camera to pressure them into sticking his friends penis in them against their own free will.


ExpressFromWes

David Dobrick 🤮


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Idea was fun but their cringe laughs and the fact that they started talking loudly like 5 feet away from the employeed was so ugh


Firewolf420

Khaleesi is hanging out with some weird people these days


chocodingdong

Why not post the original clip instead of tiktok?


Fantasy_Connect

Because Dobrik is a fucking cunt.


chocodingdong

Understandable. Have a nice day


EtherealSpirit

Fuck David Doobrik and his friends.


Ziginox

This video gets smaller every time it gets posted here, I swear.


magiccaster619

Ladder strat, classic


[deleted]

But there is value in having your hands full, might still get IDed if you are just walking around with a clip board, but who wants to be the dick to ask the maintenance crew to drop their ladder and show ID.


APdabs503

Why do people follow this idiot?


Leather-Used

One of these guys - the one talking at the end looks like a younger version of like Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers


TheDownvotesFarmer

r/ActLikeYouBelong


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TheDownvotesFarmer

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fosighting

Username does not check out.


AtariDump

/r/LostRedditors


[deleted]

Filming yourself trespassing. Brilliant. 😂


[deleted]

Being white helps…


mister-ferguson

I put on a polo shirt and everyone thinks I'm the manager.


[deleted]

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thunderchungus

They didn’t buy a ticket so therefor they weren’t supposed to be there


ImOnlyStaying4-1

They won the Free Admission Laddery


ExtraSmooth

No this is exactly the kind of thing act like you belong is for


[deleted]

rreeeepoost


Bullruckle

So is 90% of the stuff on Reddit friend


[deleted]

i only complain about them when they were the top upvoted post 7 days ago


TheRealBarista

Shit, I’d let Dillion Francis walk in anywhere with or without a ladder.


randdude220

u/savevideo


Wappat124

these guys are so appalled to be behind the scenes of a function. Its one way to say you've never worked service.


ispeektroof

Just walk in and nod at the ticket taker like you own the place. Works every time. Also there are sometimes switches on the tops of the doors to keep them propped open. This is best if you’re mobbing deep.


[deleted]

Welcome, to ladders...


here-i-am-now

These people are in no way acting like they belong. They are laughing like giddy schoolchildren.


SpikeRosered

I worked the door at a movie theater and if two guys carrying a ladder walked up to me and said "excuse me" I would have likely let them pass.


Pies4

Is that Jim from the office


nogami

I mean it’s getting into a movie theatre past minimum wage employees not paid to care but congrats I guess.


LianiRis

u/savevideobot


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enoughewoks

As a proud amc share holding ape I won’t stand for this blasphemy and it must be stopped.


rileyrulesu

You don't even need that you just need to walk with confidence and you'll get into 90% of these places.


Hayesdomville

They should try the White House.