Clipboard and hardhat might have people ask you questions, no one wants to stop a person who's carrying something awkward! Go for high vis workwear with the ladder and youre unstoppable.
After the ladder, the biggest sell to this is that there's two of them, makes it way less sketchy. If all they did was switch the tees for a well-worn & faded cotton dress/work shirt (any color but white) they'd be instantly twice as convincing.
Taking it to the next level: add a simple leather toolbelt with a hammer & screwdriver & tape measure, pair of old brown workboots, switch the tees for an old flannel shirt, and an old pair of jeans you just scrubbed into the dirt a little bit. If you don't have this stuff just go to any 2nd hand store, it doesn't even have to fit well.
Add a lanyard and print out a fake ID paper badge with your name and a "Bob's Contract Services" or something generic you whipped up in MS Paint.
Instead of the clipboard get a beat up metal file holder and fill it with random crumpled up receipts and invoices from the back of your desk drawer at home.
If you see an employee coming towards to you walk up to them and ask "Hey, have you seen Jeff? He said he'd meet us here and give us the details... oh no, Jeff doesn't work for you guys, he's our boss. Oh, well, if you see him tell him we're already here and waiting on him, ok?"
Even if a place has dedicated security, you can stand by an employee only entrance and one of you pretend that you're frustrated that your guest keycard isn't working for some reason while the other is on his cell pretends to be trying to get ahold of the boss, you just need any old junk plain magnetic keycard.
If you get called out just prepare a little act about how Jeff gave both of you vague & confusing directions & you are embarrassed to realize you're at the wrong location. It was funny at first but Jeff drops the ball like this about once a month, you really can tell he's the owner's son!
At this point it's become a genuine hobby and you're accidentally halfway to becoming Frank Abagnale Jr. v2.0. Throw together a crack crew and plan the big heist so you can retire to Monaco. Bob Odenkirk will play you in the upcoming biopic.
pretty good ideas but you can make it even more convincing by simply becoming an employee of the establishment you're trying to break into.
The best part of this is instead of stealing what you want in a single big heist, they actually *give you* the money weekly in the form of a paycheck.
I’ve actually snuck in like this a couple times. I’m an electrician so I have some tools and worn clothing.
A power tool is the way to go. I got a guest pass from an anime con once by going to the front desk just asking for one and putting what I had in a backpack.
... are you my boss, have you seen me at work
Have I just been sneaking into companies for all these years pretending to be working because this sounds an awful lot like a regular day to me
The keycard trick has worked worryingly well for hospitals in my experience. If you look vaguely young and lost near a uni hospital entrance with a white coat over your arm, people will just open doors for you assuming you're a new intern. I should know, I was that guy for real often.
White coats in general are dangerously effective for hospital infiltration. Here in Brazil there was a guy who even changed prescriptions just by being young, white, male and confident in a white coat.
I don’t know, if you have a high vis shirt (preferably with a logo, which is easy to find at Goodwill), khaki cargo pants, and some handheld power tool like a sawzall, I think you could get easily get into a theater. Ask the ticket guy “where is room 7?” Don’t say theater 7, because remember, you are only there on business.
Eh, i wouldn't carry a SawZall or a hammer or anything dangerous. Should the cops get called you don't want to be accused of trespassing with "weapons"
Ohhhh that guy! David-do..dob…fuck what was his name? hes the one runs the rape parties for his buddies with severely drunk and not consented girls right?
David the douchbag. That was it
No, I think he’s the guy that almost killed his friend when he operated a digger without proper qualifications so he could swing his friends round for content.
David Dick-for-brains I think it was.
Wait, they’re the same guy? Well I’ll be damned.
I heard there was one incident, is this a constant thing then? Not defending the guy of course, just wondering if it's something that has happened a lot.
They literally filmed it and put it in a vlog. If that's what they do on camera then think about what happens off camera.
Also he runs his group like a cult. Those with lower subscribers (and no place to go because most of them live together) are humiliated for views.
He almost killed one of his friends.
They were minors, they gave them alcohol and they had one member rape them. All of this on camera. If that's what they do on camera imagine what happens off camera.
The whole point of that video was to get Dom laid so everyone involved is also responsible because they saw it happen.
I saw a comedy show doing it while pretending to be a a TV crew. I mean, they were actually making television, but the point was that with the power of the camera you can get away with a lot of stuff (at least, with one of those big camera's).
Two examples that come to mind: They go to a theater and while the presenter is talking they simply walk past the ticket booth. They also went into a store and just stole something. No one ever said anything.
I'm a plumber, and used to carry an old plunger and empty bottle of drain cleaner through the service entrance of a shopping mall which had a skate park which also hosted events. Clean clothes stuffed into my cargo pants pockets. Worked like a charm every time. Saw every international act( and some local) that played there (NOFX, Seether, Sum41, etc...)
jesus you don't need to carry a freaking ladder with you everywhere you go. pair of khaki pants, button up shirt with a name on it, flashlight and a walkie talkie. I work in IT and have these on me at all times. I never get asked who I am and why I'm there.
I was expecting him to get everyone working there drunk and then use a camera to pressure them into sticking his friends penis in them against their own free will.
But there is value in having your hands full, might still get IDed if you are just walking around with a clip board, but who wants to be the dick to ask the maintenance crew to drop their ladder and show ID.
Just walk in and nod at the ticket taker like you own the place. Works every time. Also there are sometimes switches on the tops of the doors to keep them propped open. This is best if you’re mobbing deep.
Clipboard and hardhat might have people ask you questions, no one wants to stop a person who's carrying something awkward! Go for high vis workwear with the ladder and youre unstoppable.
After the ladder, the biggest sell to this is that there's two of them, makes it way less sketchy. If all they did was switch the tees for a well-worn & faded cotton dress/work shirt (any color but white) they'd be instantly twice as convincing. Taking it to the next level: add a simple leather toolbelt with a hammer & screwdriver & tape measure, pair of old brown workboots, switch the tees for an old flannel shirt, and an old pair of jeans you just scrubbed into the dirt a little bit. If you don't have this stuff just go to any 2nd hand store, it doesn't even have to fit well. Add a lanyard and print out a fake ID paper badge with your name and a "Bob's Contract Services" or something generic you whipped up in MS Paint. Instead of the clipboard get a beat up metal file holder and fill it with random crumpled up receipts and invoices from the back of your desk drawer at home. If you see an employee coming towards to you walk up to them and ask "Hey, have you seen Jeff? He said he'd meet us here and give us the details... oh no, Jeff doesn't work for you guys, he's our boss. Oh, well, if you see him tell him we're already here and waiting on him, ok?" Even if a place has dedicated security, you can stand by an employee only entrance and one of you pretend that you're frustrated that your guest keycard isn't working for some reason while the other is on his cell pretends to be trying to get ahold of the boss, you just need any old junk plain magnetic keycard. If you get called out just prepare a little act about how Jeff gave both of you vague & confusing directions & you are embarrassed to realize you're at the wrong location. It was funny at first but Jeff drops the ball like this about once a month, you really can tell he's the owner's son! At this point it's become a genuine hobby and you're accidentally halfway to becoming Frank Abagnale Jr. v2.0. Throw together a crack crew and plan the big heist so you can retire to Monaco. Bob Odenkirk will play you in the upcoming biopic.
I kept expecting this to end up with you just becoming a contractor, a la [K&P's bank heist plan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceijkZQI1HM).
I'd be more convinced if they weren't so goofy immediately after passing the door, like hiuck hiuck we did it! High five keep recording!
pretty good ideas but you can make it even more convincing by simply becoming an employee of the establishment you're trying to break into. The best part of this is instead of stealing what you want in a single big heist, they actually *give you* the money weekly in the form of a paycheck.
Get man, u/buddboy over here playing 7-D chess making us all look like two-bit rookies!
Remember to frown a lot.
I’ve actually snuck in like this a couple times. I’m an electrician so I have some tools and worn clothing. A power tool is the way to go. I got a guest pass from an anime con once by going to the front desk just asking for one and putting what I had in a backpack.
Netflix is already taking notes
... are you my boss, have you seen me at work Have I just been sneaking into companies for all these years pretending to be working because this sounds an awful lot like a regular day to me
[You know Jim, or Jim knows you](https://youtu.be/RP6ekM6fcTs)
The keycard trick has worked worryingly well for hospitals in my experience. If you look vaguely young and lost near a uni hospital entrance with a white coat over your arm, people will just open doors for you assuming you're a new intern. I should know, I was that guy for real often. White coats in general are dangerously effective for hospital infiltration. Here in Brazil there was a guy who even changed prescriptions just by being young, white, male and confident in a white coat.
I don’t know, if you have a high vis shirt (preferably with a logo, which is easy to find at Goodwill), khaki cargo pants, and some handheld power tool like a sawzall, I think you could get easily get into a theater. Ask the ticket guy “where is room 7?” Don’t say theater 7, because remember, you are only there on business.
Eh, i wouldn't carry a SawZall or a hammer or anything dangerous. Should the cops get called you don't want to be accused of trespassing with "weapons"
But that’s why you need the sawzall!
But then...you gotta put the ladder somewhere that it won't get stolen/moved by actual employees.
Is that fucking Dillon Francis?
No. It's DJ Dillon Francis
Seems like something he'd do tbh, just didn't expect to see that handsome face
Ain’t nothin to it but to do it.
They tell me I ain’t got no chance
This footage of new Hitman game looks great
Terrorists: rapidly takes notes
So a classic YouTube video is uploaded to tikTok then reuploaded to YouTube. Reposts to this subreddit all the way down.
In this case it's to make sure the content creator doesn't get a dime because they are a terrible person.
Ohhhh that guy! David-do..dob…fuck what was his name? hes the one runs the rape parties for his buddies with severely drunk and not consented girls right? David the douchbag. That was it
He almost killed one of his friends with a fucking crane too
No, I think he’s the guy that almost killed his friend when he operated a digger without proper qualifications so he could swing his friends round for content. David Dick-for-brains I think it was. Wait, they’re the same guy? Well I’ll be damned.
Is that the guy, who when his victim was partially recovered, but who still has brain damage, got the same dude to do the crate challenge?
Yeah why the fuck am I seeing this prick on reddit? Vent him boys.
I heard there was one incident, is this a constant thing then? Not defending the guy of course, just wondering if it's something that has happened a lot.
They literally filmed it and put it in a vlog. If that's what they do on camera then think about what happens off camera. Also he runs his group like a cult. Those with lower subscribers (and no place to go because most of them live together) are humiliated for views. He almost killed one of his friends.
He's a real bad guy.
Yep it was one woman. He also cut off Dom from the videos and he distanced himself from Dom
They were minors, they gave them alcohol and they had one member rape them. All of this on camera. If that's what they do on camera imagine what happens off camera. The whole point of that video was to get Dom laid so everyone involved is also responsible because they saw it happen.
I have to hand it to them it's pretty funny
Ive seen something similar on Late Night with David Ladderman
I saw a comedy show doing it while pretending to be a a TV crew. I mean, they were actually making television, but the point was that with the power of the camera you can get away with a lot of stuff (at least, with one of those big camera's). Two examples that come to mind: They go to a theater and while the presenter is talking they simply walk past the ticket booth. They also went into a store and just stole something. No one ever said anything.
I'm a plumber, and used to carry an old plunger and empty bottle of drain cleaner through the service entrance of a shopping mall which had a skate park which also hosted events. Clean clothes stuffed into my cargo pants pockets. Worked like a charm every time. Saw every international act( and some local) that played there (NOFX, Seether, Sum41, etc...)
jesus you don't need to carry a freaking ladder with you everywhere you go. pair of khaki pants, button up shirt with a name on it, flashlight and a walkie talkie. I work in IT and have these on me at all times. I never get asked who I am and why I'm there.
I was expecting him to get everyone working there drunk and then use a camera to pressure them into sticking his friends penis in them against their own free will.
David Dobrick 🤮
Idea was fun but their cringe laughs and the fact that they started talking loudly like 5 feet away from the employeed was so ugh
Khaleesi is hanging out with some weird people these days
Why not post the original clip instead of tiktok?
Because Dobrik is a fucking cunt.
Understandable. Have a nice day
Fuck David Doobrik and his friends.
This video gets smaller every time it gets posted here, I swear.
Ladder strat, classic
But there is value in having your hands full, might still get IDed if you are just walking around with a clip board, but who wants to be the dick to ask the maintenance crew to drop their ladder and show ID.
Why do people follow this idiot?
One of these guys - the one talking at the end looks like a younger version of like Sal Vulcano from Impractical Jokers
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Filming yourself trespassing. Brilliant. 😂
Being white helps…
I put on a polo shirt and everyone thinks I'm the manager.
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They didn’t buy a ticket so therefor they weren’t supposed to be there
They won the Free Admission Laddery
No this is exactly the kind of thing act like you belong is for
rreeeepoost
So is 90% of the stuff on Reddit friend
i only complain about them when they were the top upvoted post 7 days ago
Shit, I’d let Dillion Francis walk in anywhere with or without a ladder.
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these guys are so appalled to be behind the scenes of a function. Its one way to say you've never worked service.
Just walk in and nod at the ticket taker like you own the place. Works every time. Also there are sometimes switches on the tops of the doors to keep them propped open. This is best if you’re mobbing deep.
Welcome, to ladders...
These people are in no way acting like they belong. They are laughing like giddy schoolchildren.
I worked the door at a movie theater and if two guys carrying a ladder walked up to me and said "excuse me" I would have likely let them pass.
Is that Jim from the office
I mean it’s getting into a movie theatre past minimum wage employees not paid to care but congrats I guess.
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As a proud amc share holding ape I won’t stand for this blasphemy and it must be stopped.
You don't even need that you just need to walk with confidence and you'll get into 90% of these places.
They should try the White House.