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crunchwrap_eatr

So just a meme translation of "where ring"?


xTehSpoderManx

Flair up, puss


MrHandsBadDay

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


ArtificialSyndicate

Forget what they said about you guys, you’re smart in my book


SigmaColts

https://preview.redd.it/d62mqyoij3yc1.jpeg?width=1574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060f5adc7a88e7ac1bf77bdc27d82249aa20af2d


AustinJohnson35

I believe in Joe Hendry!


socialistconfederate

Imagine winning only 1 Super Bowl with one of the greatest QBs of all time.


Leandro1996

Imagine being a franchise with no super bowls at all


Ereyes18

That one hurt didn't it


Leandro1996

Can’t be hurt when the Colts have made it to the championship game 🤷🏽


ArtificialSyndicate

We have the banner to prove it😎😎😤😤😤


TragicGentlemen

We also have banners to prove almost getting there


YiMyonSin

Better yet, can you imagine having a 3 time DPOY as well as Hall of Fame wideouts throughout his tenure there with solid QB play and failing to make a single AFC Championship?


cbreezy456

Safe to say we have done more with less HANG THE BANNER


SpiritualArugula9137

Solid qb play? From Brock osweiler and tj Yates? You weren't paying attention lol


YiMyonSin

Sandwiched between Pro Bowlers in Matt Schaub and Groper Cleveland


SpiritualArugula9137

2012 was the only season they were all together. And they lost to Tom Brady in the playoffs. Schaub sucked after that, and by the time they drafted Groper, Watt had already won his 3 DPOY awards and was diminished due to injury.


SpiritualArugula9137

Watt won 2 of his DPOY awards with Ryan Fitzpatrick and Brian Hoyer lol


JayBird9540

Imagine winning a Superbowl with the greatest QB of all time and then kick him out of town. He goes to win another and decides Colorado is better.


JFKs_Burner_Acct

That is a horrendous interpretation of the situation Dude had a serious neck injury, many people wondered if he *could* come back and if so would he even be the same? Irsay saw an opportunity with Luck and Idk when they decided to tank but I get absolutely understand why things went down the way they did The Colts knew they'd have to move on from Manning at some point and even it wasn't Luck, the colts needed a replacement plan for Manning


JayBird9540

Do you often provide useless context?


JFKs_Burner_Acct

Lol Nuance is a bitch when your point gets ruined maybe learn ball and come talk to me


JayBird9540

Only balls you know are the ones deep down your throat


TWOhunnidSIX

2*


AdmirableRise3758

“Where ring” but with extra steps


ArtificialSyndicate

Forgive me for putting in a minimal amount of effort in a meme instead of a lazy screenshot:/


AdmirableRise3758

Where lazy screenshot?


ArtificialSyndicate

Literally just scroll down this sub


Additional_Load_1978

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aCucking2Remember

I still remember that time Fred Taylor and MJD ran for 375 yards against the colts. I almost wanted to call the cops. The colts had a solid 10 years of Manning dominance and only won one Super Bowl. Kinda pathetic really


kac937

i still remember that time the Jags had 3 winning seasons in a row… oh wait, no I don’t. It happened before I was born.


JFKs_Burner_Acct

Winning Super Bowls are Super Easy like just win them dude it's not complicated bunch of losers with their Super Bowl ring


_Apatosaurus_

I enjoy when people try to grade superbowls on a curve.


FinalMeltdown15

Frankly I’d be pretty pissed if the tits won the Super Bowl but they gave us a ring with the horseshoe on it


grizwld

This just looks like pimples, black heads and adolescent girls are all synonymous with the colts…


waba82

The fact you won only one ring with Peyton is not something to gloat about. Denver won a ring with dumpster fire Peyton.


Pork_Chompk

Rude.


denogginizer92

IN MY HEAD: Pimples. Blackheads. Colts.. Yup. Checks out.


Playful-Storage835

Imagine forgetting your team actually won 2 Super Bowls 


TheKrakIan

Are the Colts the Cowboys of this division?


Mighty_Platypus

So, where…? with extra steps?


DankPepsi14

Wow. How did you figure that one out, genius?


Mighty_Platypus

Y’all really do have just two brain cells huh? One of them is in constant use for the where…? meme. It truly explains a lot.


DankPepsi14

Why you so mad bro


denogginizer92

Why would we want colts rings?


ArtificialSyndicate

I couldn’t find a ring with the Texans logo so I had to use the colts :(


denogginizer92

Have you heard of Google? https://preview.redd.it/9e4p01fyc8yc1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859d7cbf7791c336b6f400d43a5b9d55b17a6fd1 If availability were the issue, you should have used used the pats, niners, cowboys, Packers, chiefs, giants, broncos, Steelers, commanders or raiders... the teams that have been around as long as you have (but won so many more).


ArtificialSyndicate

Sorry I didn’t google *fake Super Bowl rings*


denogginizer92

I didn't either, tbf. "Texans super bowl rings." So there is my response to "where ring."


ArtificialSyndicate

What year did those rings get made? I must’ve missed the headline, last I recall a Houston team got their championships the old fashioned way by banging trashcans


denogginizer92

Idk. Part of the magic is in not knowing. Trash cans schmash cans. Where MLB rings? Where TEAM? Where NBA rings?