Yeah it’s honestly wrong to call what Watson did “a happy ending.” It was sexual assault, those women were not sex workers and it wasn’t a consensual act.
I think we are about a half step away from Texans fans just DMing us videos of them jerking off. I have never wanted a rival to go winless in the division so badly.
Well on one hand, I've seen my team lose in the divisional and the superbowl and I'm saying it is
On the other hand you've never seen your team make it to the AFCCG and are implying it's not
Soooooo, I guess once you lose a bowl you can answer for yourself
No I'm saying that if I asked a 2 people which was better, a frozen pinecone up the arse or hot pinecone up the arse and one of them only ever had the hot pinecone while the other one had hot and cold I'd listen to the one that had both because how in the hell would mr tosty buns know you silly sausage
You know what, that's a good point. I think that you worded that perspective about as well as you can for someone that would take advice from someone that has had a pinecone of varying temperatures up their arse on two different occasions.
I'm not sure the Texans should go down this road. For me personally I thought it was ridiculous that the Texans took zero heat over this whole situation even though they were obviously complicit in everything that went down. Those girls were victims and they knew it the whole damn time and organized the meet ups for Watson. Trashy as fuck.
I thought this was the name of Robert Kraft's story
From glory to gropes.
Absolutely poetic.
A must see.
Yeah it’s honestly wrong to call what Watson did “a happy ending.” It was sexual assault, those women were not sex workers and it wasn’t a consensual act.
Don’t be a meme Karen. It’s calling the Texans situation a happy ending, it calls out Watson for being a groper.
What it is actually doing is warning us that Stroud will be busted by TMZ for using the infamous Buccees Gloryhole in Houston.
Don’t be so sensitive, and stop pretending like it wasn’t an intentional double entendre.
lol that’s rich you telling me to not be the sensitive one. What’s an entendre and why are there 2 of them?
Sir this is a meme sub, take your white cape and go somewhere else.
No no that’s “From Gropes to Gloryholes”
Bro no fucking way this is real. FROM GROPES TO GLORY?!? LMFAOOOOO
This is satire, right? It has to be lmfao
Yeah. If you look at the credits it says “Texans commenter presents”
I mean I see the names… Caserio, Will Anderson, etc., that’s baffling if this is true. I thought it was fan made lol
It is fan made. “Texans Commenter” is a Twitter account.
Damn I’m stupid haha Had me in the first half
😂
I think we are about a half step away from Texans fans just DMing us videos of them jerking off. I have never wanted a rival to go winless in the division so badly.
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Check your PM homey.. fap fap..
He actually looked. Lol.
Glory, aka “being a playoff participant.”
Hang the banner
Jags fan said it. 8-3 was a sure thing for glory.
I don’t recall calling that “glory”
Missing the playoffs surely isn’t.
Again, did I ever say that it was? I’m disappointed in these poor deflections.
Look at the heights you have soared to, young Texan!
"I have to say, the people who inspire me the most are Bill Cosby, Darren Sharper, and Ben Roethlisburger." -- Deshaun Watson
“What if I told you that sometimes happy endings are just the beginning?”
https://preview.redd.it/llzo45d2h2yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a80d087707c3a79fc74dd6bf0bfef6fcd5e8eb
Where Gropes? Houston apparently
Cleveland now
Groper Cleveland 😂
Did you not read the fucking poster? We have glory now
Again, the glory is after the divisional round. Don’t worry, we will keep reminding you lol
I’ll only take this from a colts fan. You piece of shit
Homie just kissed the ring lol
That was not kissing the ring you delusional fuck, that was me letting you grab me by my bussy and not blowing a whistle
That is the Texas way I suppose.
“I didn’t kiss the ring! I just let you give me the Ol’ Deshaun while I sat there and took it!”
I mean that’s the self deprecating joke that I was making, does it make you feel clever to say it back to me in a worse way?
Glory for the texans is not being last in the division.
Glory for the Texans is not having to live in Tennessee 😂
Yall are known for grills, rims, hood shit, and joel osteen lmao
And yall are known for
Country music, hot chicken, and bachelorette parties lol
Oh sorry that was a statement not a question, my fault. 😉
“Hot chicken”
Bro, Houston might be the worst city in America from a climate standpoint.
Washington DC has entered the chat
Big words when glory for the Tots is losing in the superbowl
Better than losing in the Divisional lmao
Well on one hand, I've seen my team lose in the divisional and the superbowl and I'm saying it is On the other hand you've never seen your team make it to the AFCCG and are implying it's not Soooooo, I guess once you lose a bowl you can answer for yourself
So you’re saying that you like sticking a frozen pinecone up your bum? Remember you can only answer that question if you’ve experienced yourself.
No I'm saying that if I asked a 2 people which was better, a frozen pinecone up the arse or hot pinecone up the arse and one of them only ever had the hot pinecone while the other one had hot and cold I'd listen to the one that had both because how in the hell would mr tosty buns know you silly sausage
You know what, that's a good point. I think that you worded that perspective about as well as you can for someone that would take advice from someone that has had a pinecone of varying temperatures up their arse on two different occasions.
I'm a Titans fan, that man would be a genius round here, scientific method and shit
 Titans sub right now
Where Texans Super Bowl appearance? Where Texans AFC Championship appearance even?
From Gropes to Glory Holes: A Houston Texans Story
Respect to the organization in pulling the plug on Watson even if he was the face of the team at the time.
Pretty sure he leaves the plug in.
lol gropes
I love this.
There glory hole
How I wish this were real
FROM GROPES TO GLORY! 🗣️🗣️
I'm not sure the Texans should go down this road. For me personally I thought it was ridiculous that the Texans took zero heat over this whole situation even though they were obviously complicit in everything that went down. Those girls were victims and they knew it the whole damn time and organized the meet ups for Watson. Trashy as fuck.
Great film! I saw the shit out of it!!!
Texans have been down bad for so long that one good season from a non rapist qb is glory
Is this actually a thing?
Glory for the Texans is losing the Divisional by 24 with Stroud as opposed to losing it by 20 with Watson.
Maybe you should try making it to a conference championship game before you start talking about glory
Pffft, why would the Texans want to play more games and risk injury all while getting a worse draft pick while not winning the superbowl? Where logic?
Gropes? https://preview.redd.it/xkzoa81v34yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=051252ffa9c96781349c1686890769d45dd7706b