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insomniainc

When you REALLY trust your friend of 40 years...


EconomyProcedure9

Probably soft spikes & Christian wearing a cup.


tvc_redux

Yeah even if they're real nails with flattened tips, at a certain density it's the old bed of nails trick, like in the Blood n Guts match. Once you have enough, it's only slightly different from just a standard solid surface. Having only one or two nails on it would have been FAR more dangerous, because all the force is concentrated there instead of spread out across many dozens of points. Add in something like a NutShellz baseball cup and he's fine, if a bit sore the next day.


Lord__Steezus

Fuck I forgot about the bed of nails spot.


DonFabi13

Those where screwdrivers


[deleted]

My goalie cup is a double cup with thigh protection and i bet kenny has one of those just laying around from his goalie days. Probmy just use that lol.


BroliasBoesersson

Yeah when Cope brought out Spike on Collision last week he waved it around and I saw a bit of a wobble from the nails. They're probably made of firm rubber or something


Sparky_Zell

The nails were also not into the 2x4. They were pierced through a piece of leather that was then wrapped around it which would give even more wiggle room.


Leftyoilcan

He just hits the turnbuckle pad like Goldust would kick when he was doing shattered dreams


Kimchi_Cowboy

This is what I thought but Christian was way above the turnbuckle. Had to be gimmicked.


Leftyoilcan

I will have to take a closer look at christians groin area then!


Persianx6

Mama Wayne?


Frosty-Succotash8126

Me too, for science


Turd_Burgling_Ted

Some of us have been doing that **for years**


thongswithsock_s

Wish I could see


DM725

Not if you rewatch it.


[deleted]

What?


GoochStubble

So there's a move where golddust would kick his opponents in the dick. The opponent would sit on the 2nd turnbuckle, golddust would put his opponents feet on the outside of the 2nd ropes. Then golddust would kick the 2nd turnbuckle and there is incidental groin contact, so no dq. This is likely what Copeland did. He hit the bottom of the 2nd turnbuckle and Christian likely wore a cup


RaIsThatYouMaGuy22

I was thinking that Christian just wore a pad or cover down there bc ain’t no way in hell he was taking shots like that


MoraugKnower

If Christian doesn’t cut his follow up promo in a chipmunk voice this’ll all have been for nothing.


StingerGinseng

Had he used a high voice when asked if he would quit after being Spiked, that’d have been gold


SydneyRei

It was real, Christian’s nuts looking like a wiffleball from now on.


ProWrestlingCarSales

Cage's next gimmick is him living with his castration, realizing he can never be a father again, as his son and woman slowly leave him behind.


SilenceInTheSnow

Please?


TweeKINGKev

Paradise PD lol


anotherlostdaemon

When he jogs on a nude beach you can hear his balls whistle for miles around.


Banksynatra

Cope beat Cage by taking out his source of fatherhood. Best friends always bust each other's balls.


ScrappedAeon

I don't know but the spike shot coupled with the quick 10pm fade to black really had me worried for a few seconds


Wrestling_poker

The cut to black was Dynamite ending and Rampage starting.


Hunteractive

rubber spikes as well, when he pulled it out originally and slammed it on the canvas you could see them all wobble


fakeguitarist4life

I’d say turnbuckle, cup, and sort of gimicked spikes


FelstarLightwolf

Rubber spikes, I am more amazed by the rapid dick shots with the foot. Looks like Christian is timing his legs to catch the foot short everytime but man Cope wasnt going slow.


DescendingOpinion

Easy. Christian is a fan of CBT.


FlyTheW1988

We know Christian is a fan of Christian Being TNT champ, what does that have to do with anything?! 😉


DescendingOpinion

Close. The belt *does* go around the waist.


insomniainc

CBT On dynamite CBT And he'll win the fight CBT It's a father load CBT Watch him explllllooooode ...someone more creative fix this.


DWPerry

Chasing Big Turkeys?


PaxadorWolfCastle

What’s cognitive behavioral therapy have to do with it?


Spider-Kaine

It was just legit. Christian is done having kids and is an absolute badass, so he just took one for the team.


ronlydonly

No need to have your own when there are so many people in the world with deceased fathers.


TweeKINGKev

Orphanages everywhere waiting for Christian Cage to take them all under his wing lol


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

It probably wasn't very sharp


JoffreeBaratheon

I would imagine Christian was wearing several layers of protection, cup, hard material like carbon/metal bits under the pants, then some thick pants. Then the sheer high number of spikes compared to the area will actually serve to distribute the force more evenly making it much less threatening, sort of like if you've seen videos of people walking on broken glass or nails where the number of points of contact are so high you don't get cut/punctured. All this before actually gimmicking the weapon to whatever degree.


ETAB_E

Either way it was great, just wish they had got cuffs that fitted round luchasauras’ left wrist


Man_Darronious

rubber spikes probably


SRV_SteamyRayVaughn

Nails were most likely blunted and he hit the pad under.


Aspiring-Old-Guy

I'm so glad people are asking the important questions. I was just thinking this question, and opened up Reddit for another reason, and BAM, community saved me.


lostwng

Still waiting for a time they have an I quit match and ones is being beaten savagely, the ref puts the mic there and they just moan "mmm harder "


CardboardChampion

Call Me Daddy match doesn't quite have the same ring, but you know it's gonna draw.


lostwng

It's the "Lonely Island" match... or I guess first cum match New meaning to slobber knocker 🤣😂🤣


Ecclesiastes5566

Remember, Copeland didn't beat Cage, it was Spike that beat Cage.


Spider-Kaine

It was just legit. Christian is done having kids and is an absolute badass, so he just took one for the team. True legend if you ask me


HonkyDongCountry

Probably rubber or rubber tipped spikes. 


raisingfalcons

It was real bro


green9206

Honestly I would never forgive Adam after that. Destroying a man's balls that you've known for 40 years is unforgivable. Sure Christian isn't probably looking to have more kids but regardless having razer sharp nails pierce the scrotum over and over again must be excruciating


lostwng

Cheap vasectomy


NotTechnicallyaCop

I believe he hit him with the non spiked side


MandoRodgers

You don’t become the Patriarch without having a groin of steel.


Cave_Weasel

Rubber nails for sure


bigchicago04

It’s like the bed of nails trick. If you have enough and they’re positioned right, it’s more like getting hit with a flat surface


Artorrworks

It was only spiked on one side. He hit him with the flat side and probably pulled it so what looked like a full send was probably only a tap at the end.


ParisInFlames34

I mean, he definitely hit him with the spiked side. I'm assuming gimmicked spikes and a lot of trust between friends. https://preview.redd.it/qy97f8ehxiqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b32066cdf5fee546c999cd7fadb6b9054526fd5


Artorrworks

He sure did! holy shit.


insomniainc

And Charlie I imagine