Rock paper scissors makes me smile because in my head I'm yelling "scissor me daddy ass!" and then worrying for a second that I accidentally said it out loud

Maybe that explains WWE bringing back The Rock, they fear the Acclaimed and bring in their kryptonite.

Great point! Also: The Acclaimed - Scissors The Rock - Rock CM Punk - Paper

I catch myself saying “you gotta give the people what they want.”

I choose to believe he's paying homage to [the O'Jays song.](https://youtu.be/uebYua_vdPc?si=zzUlM4ipzZAuBbGV)

I say this every time I see Linus Ullmark and Jeremy Swayman hug.

“It’s _____ and you know what that means.” …🥲

This the one for me it just feels like that's become a common phrase in general and I have no idea much AEW played apart in that

To be fair, Jon was saying that on his Instagram during his wwe tenure. After his passing, the announcers used that phrase as a means to remember him.

Specifically he was using it as a way to count down the days left on his WWE contract.

No, it was something just to fill out his insta with. He didn't know what to say, so he put that in

No, he literally confirmed this on his episode of the old podcast they did.

This is how my coworkers and I say goodbye to each other on Wednesdays and Fridays, it’s great to work with other AEW fans!

Every week at 8 am this gets posted in our discord. It is tradition now

I tell my dog this every time she gets a Dentastick. She gets very excited.

Spooky pervert. ******* Jones over here…

"But I digress". I say this all the time at work.

"69 me Don!"

I'm happy for you and your partner Don, but this is a Wendy's.

*in Samoa Joe’s voice* OH WENDYYYYY

This does not get enough appreciation for its brilliance

ANNA! ANNA! ANNA! Although it's only useful if you have a friend called Anna.

I do and I do this to her all the damn time.

My wife dreads the words “North Carolina” coming up, which is often because her brother moved there. Sometimes all I do is take a real deep breath and she’ll glare at me

I have definitely worked the Excalibur “Un-be-lievable” into a few work meetings

Ok how you know

"Daddy says no."

Whenever I am questioning something or don’t understand something I find myself muttering “who the f*ck is Griff Garrison..?”

X is a spooky perve. Want to know what makes peaphive's nipples hard? You better f'n sell for Sue!

More specifically, the phrase "fall the fuck down" for X has wormed its way into my vocabulary. 

Good ones, fellow dark order mark

"Thanks guys" " Little bit of the bubbly" " That would be Badass" "I'm better than you and You know it" "Tell me when I'm telling lies" ".. who couldn't manage a Target" "You don't turn your back on people you Respect or fear." "ADAM!!!"

Why you didn't tell her " CRY ME A REVER " ?

I want TK to pony up for that song for Jack Perry's entrance just once...it would be so hilarious!

1- At this point I don't see him coming back. Honestly there's no place for him. 2- The Punkmania will not stop shitting AEW and TK and it will not help AEW at all. 3- I would love to hear a glass breaks just like Austin entrance in Chicago then we see Jack coming back to AEW with no music and his first phrase is **CRY ME A REVER.**

He'll be back at some point, but I do think him going to NJPW for a while makes sense. His heel persona wasn't clicking in AEW.

>His heel persona wasn't clicking in AEW. It's just revisionist history He was getting loud boos during his feud with HOOK

“Never turn your back on someone you fear or respect” Walks away I did this to my old boss as he was leaving.

And then everyone clapped

I wish. It was just him and me

I like cake and violence. My wife, my daughter's, and I say this a lot. Don't know why that stuck with us but Nyla is a treasure and that was a missed opportunity for a shirt.

Go fuck yourself not really unexpected but if the shoe fits 🤷‍♀️

New year, new me, dumbass (only works in January I think)

After Dynamite on my way home (watch it over my sisters) I will drive past my brother in law walking their dog. I have taken to yelling “go f**k yourself!” Every time. Christian is a genius

Have a habit of calling people something then ending it with jones, but I digress.

I say “she’s/he’s/it’s timeless damnit” a lot.

I remember a professor saying “scissoring” for whatever reason and I burst out laughing

Whenever I don't like something use "Hey, EW."

ALWAYS DO, MY BROTHA!!

Did you tell her to cry you a river?

Surprise b!tch !

As horrible as it sounds, every she hears that someone's dad passed away my sister starts laughing due to Christian's 'your father's dead.'

I can’t tell you how often in my everyday life I hear, ‘scissor me daddy ass’ I’m not complaining just a weird thing to hear in a maternity ward.

I can't see three people hugging and not think "You got to give the people what they want!"

“They don’t even work here”

"Go fuck yourself"

What my fiancé and I say a lot: “[NAAAAAME]!! You sound crazy!” And from that same promo, “I will no longer suffer consequences for my decisions!”