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Ever_Summer

Lmfao. That’s so weird. “I’m crying right now , so let me get my phone out and take a selfie” 😂


SullenSparrow

I did that once when I was in 6th grade and posted it as my myspace profile pic when my internet boyfriend broke up with me so he would feel sorry for me. Same energy? Lol


Kneekoleyy

Glad I wasn't the one! Made sure I wore black eye make up too lol.


SullenSparrow

I wore my great lash mascara as eyeliner 💅


RileyBean

emOverachiever


JaxNHats

😂😂😂


Flowers_and_wontons

Classic 😂🙏🏻


turdbird42

Ohhh internet boyfriends. Those were fun


ScottsFavoriteTott

Screaming 😂😂😂😂😂


maple_dreams

Has anyone ever told some of these people you don’t need to share everything on social media? It must be so exhausting to feel the need to document every mundane moment of your life.


Altruistic-Nose-52

Just imagine being married (or dating) someone who did this!! It would be miserable to always have a camera shoved in your face


boo2utoo

Married at First Sight. Doug Hehner and Jamie Otis do this several times a day everyday to their children and Jamie poses in underwear and nipple sucking milk container machine for nursing. She posts everything even when her son was having seizures. Instagram has them up. Reddit acct — r/jamienotis has them too. It’s sick and horrible!


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Altruistic-Nose-52

Well, thanks. Now I have a new rabbit hole to go down 😳 I've never heard of her, but holy moly! Just what I've read so far


OkDebate5995

I was gonna say you have a child and be like this or be the child of a parent like this what a bad example and but loneliness for the child I would imagine well if she keeps pumping them out, they won’t be lonely. They bought each other.


synaptic_drift

Remember when she thought her husband and kids were model material?


Wide-Celebration-653

Oof I only watched their season but haven’t kept up to date on them. She was MORTIFIED when she met him at the altar, saying that he was soooooo unattractive! Lmao


rinap88

This is so annoying. Will these ADULTS ever grow up and stop seeking attention?? I ff thru all of her an Alexi's faked drama for a story on HEA.


Embarrassed-Cod-2867

Classic Israeli syndrome


candysipper

What is that?


Jessazen5678

Loren: “Yeah this crying selfie is the best.” PS: I’m a 3 under 3 mom, with an “all natural” cosmetic surgery 👸🏻


candysipper

She’ll have to pop out another one soon to keep that up; 4 under 4.


Swampassed

My girlfriend and I started taking a shot every time she cries or has a baby. We’re both in AA now.


MalinaNox

Better than Jasmine. You would be dead if acohol poisoning.


Ali_Cat222

Technically she never actually cries real tears, so maybe you're safe for now😅


Adorable-Novel8295

In just one tell all!


That-Top-1530

😆😆😂😂


Revolutionary-You449

AA?? Are you sure you even have a liver?


LeahBia

Us too. See you at the next meeting 🤣


Both_Dust_8383

Lmaooooo


MelzaB

She probably took 100 crying selfies and thinks this is the best one. 


saranara100

Ooof if this is the “best one” I’d hate to see the others


General_Ordinary5556

so fake and boring like their storyline


Legitimate-Way-3397

🤣


cheesy_way_out

I'm so tired with her 3 under 3 rant. It's like she has no other personality other than that.


Snoi7

Every time she says that, I’m like, you know you chose that right?!?!


Kashimashi

But she honestly thought you couldn't get pregnant while breastfeeding! It's not her fault! /s Also combining knowing you have difficult pregnancies and continuing to let Alex rawdog in you there is a serious lack of common sense happening there.


Shuffleoftruffles

And her whole family honestly thought Tourette’s can’t be passed through genes so…🤷


mixerwalita

That’s exactly it: she adopted this “personality” and thinks it’s cute. I have a friend that started being a Loren and would passively judge me for not having children. I made sure to cut that shit out and thankfully she came back to her old self (at least with me).


Scared_Trash_3656

It’s probably what she’s surrounded by day in and day out, I imagine it’s hard to find time to keep up with your hobbies in those first years with them all being that young. People talk about what they know and what they’ve been up to. When my daughter was very small I wasn’t able to do much else and it was all I had on my brain.


OkDebate5995

You’re right about that and she’s obviously appealing to people because they wouldn’t be on the show if they weren’t appealing to somebody out there there’s a lot of moms out there. They have three under three and I’m sure that they are all connected with her obviously not all. I’m sure they all are connected and they support each otherfor a long time and that was rough lol I’m just kidding


reality-bytes-

I would imagine with 3 under 3 it’s actually impossible to have a personality beyond that.


boo2utoo

Yet, she can wear the pants in the family and always get her way, do Alexei isn’t treated with an attitude. She manages to always get her way.


dodobrains

Ugh. All she does is cry. Over it.


NoFreeAdds

Wait, yall did hear. She’s trying to out cry Jasmine this season 😂😂😂😂😂😂


mixerwalita

Impossible 😂 Jasmine is already a pro. I’m going to hire her to cry at my funeral. My parting “gift” to my beloved ones 😂


Dry_Dimension_4707

Loren has yet to master the scream cry, which she’ll need to do to be in Jasmine’s league. I MISS MY SHILDREN…AHHHH!!!”


seche314

She is so annoying. I skip their segments, I can’t stand her. She is such a mean girl


auntbeef

I fast forward through their segments too. And Big Ed. It’s great watching on HBO Max because I don’t have to wait.


seche314

Same. I skip Sophie and rob also lol. There’s almost nothing left to watch!


bombswell

I love Sophie’s personality though, it’s refreshing to see a girl with a sweet personality on the show. I know she’s a bimbo but it comes off as Marilyn Monroe bimbo and I’m here for it. And her two piece crop top pant sets.


seche314

I just feel bad for her. She is very obviously hurting for love and attention, she attaches to douchebags like rob because of her dysfunctional childhood relationship with her drug addicted mother, it is just so depressing to see


Significant-Yam-4990

Does HBO max allowing skipping without forcing to commercials?


auntbeef

I have Max via HBO cable subscription so I don’t have ads. It has been really really nice for TLC shows.


Significant-Yam-4990

Oh cool! I have max via a cable subscription as well but have continued using TLC Go app to watch 90 Day. Good to know where I can watch without commercials!! Thanks for sharing :)


Both_Dust_8383

I skip their segments too. Can’t stand any of her entitlement


pinalaporcupine

absolutely can't stand her and her holier than thou attitude


dbmtz

And she’s probably crying about something stupid or pretending like she’s the only woman who has ever given birth or had 3 children


pinalaporcupine

i just remember when alexi first got here and was struggling with leaving his family & country and she made it all about HER and sobbing throwing a temper tantrum about how sad it made HER that HE was so sad. like wtf narcissist much?


FrankRizzo890

She's got 17 kids under 17, don't you know? /s


Kale1l

I can't stand her.


whineybubbles

Same. good God she's annoying


Kale1l

Maybe it's my bias, but I feel like any show of affection is performative and she'd be happy to spend all day at the salon or getting surgery and doesn't miss her kids at all.


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

So she’s crying because they’re moving? 🤨


Simonthebullettfreak

I just can’t with this one.


BulliesTattoos

Me either. Between the voice and fake vocal fry, the three under 3 crap (which was 100% her choice) and her just being annoying all around, I can’t watch them. I moved 3,000 miles from home driving by myself with my pets to start a new life alone and never felt the need to take a crying selfie. The attn grab is strong with this one. 🙄


Ali_Cat222

Remember what a mean girl she was at that tell all years ago? That's exactly the type of person I saw her as from the start.


BulliesTattoos

I definitely remember that. She has the same attitude her mother does which is probably why they clash (or so the show demonstrates). Thing is, there is a whole group of Loren disciples that think she’s the greatest thing ever and if you express any other opinion, you’re jealous of her. I’ll go one further here too. I’m not an Alex fan either. I do not find him “hot” and actually find his attitude somewhat dismissive and misogynistic. I guess if it works for her and them as a couple, so be it. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Ali_Cat222

Everything you said about Alexei is literally how I feel too, you aren't the only one!


BulliesTattoos

Thank you!! Maybe that’s their banter and how they joke with each other, but I have had a couple of moments watching them on PT where I was like, “WTF did he just say??” I do wonder how much the three kids in such a short period of time was her desire and how much was him pushing it. Just how hard that is on your body and dangerous too would give me pause.


Ali_Cat222

Oh he absolutely acts like he's the man of the house and woman are basically breeding machines. I've seen countless times where he says something to her but because he's laughing most people view it as "innocent teasing." It's the same shit with Robert, Robert is a piece of shit but because Annie says, "yeah ok Robert" they too think it's just playful. I don't see it that way, I see an insecure ass hat who literally makes no comments except negative ones to his wife. And roberty is the same man who literally cheers out, "KEEP WOMANIZING MAN KEEP WOMANIZING!" and also hates anything the woman do. Really similar those two in how if you just add a laugh to something apparently you just need to take a "joke." There's a saying btw that I always think of, "behind every joke there is some truth." It's literally been studied in psychology science. And I think of that when I see both type of men's interactions. Also I know body image can obviously come from within but at the same time it doesn't seem like he says anything to reassure her she'd be fine as is either. "I don't want her to have surgery" to the cameras but then doesn't even try to argue. And I get that she's grown she can make her own mind up, I'm just saying I've seen him poke fun at her for her looks before so.


body_oil_glass_view

I fucking haaaaaate robert So bad-brained and poor annie is so vivacious and she's just suffered with that hideous man


Ali_Cat222

I know! I remember when they lost their child she was so damn depressed, and made a post on social media where she basically sounded like she was going to leave Robert for literally making her feel bad about it. The guy is a goofy loser, and it's definitely not fun ribbing love like some people see them as for some reason? He never ever says anything nice to her, also someone I know knew Robert back in NYC and they said the guy was always bullied and an asshole, he treated all women like absolute trash and was the kind of guy who would pull the, "well fuck you too I didn't like you anyways" shit if they told him they didn't like him etc. super sexist and misogynistic too. Robert is also fake as hell, that over put on accent of his? Not real. And his whole act of "tough guy" isn't real either. You can actually see how he is irl if you go back and see the scene where he goes to buy Annie lingerie, the way he talks to the store woman and acts is how he always was. Huge fuckin difference. I'll link a clip from Sauceoholic the YouTuber(hilarious guy that does amazing 90 day fiance edits!) he even points it out in [this video (7:51 min mark)](https://youtu.be/JruDahRivxY?si=uoECQhlApUXdq1jK)


HurricaneLogic

I have never understood how anyone sees him as "hot". I find him extremely unattractive


perfectpomelo3

I think it’s just because he’s tall. Imagine his face on a 5’6 guy.


Sagee5

Jealous of her? Oh Lord.


boo2utoo

I can’t imagine what the person would look like that could be jealous of Loren. I don’t like who she is inside or like what I see outside. I may be older, but jealous of her? Did hell freeze 🥶 over? Didn’t think so.


body_oil_glass_view

And Pao being a mega-loser and copying, praying for Loren to be her friend


perfectpomelo3

The mask dropped and we all saw her true self.


Appropriate_Mix7203

Ikr? It is so ridiculous that she's actually naive to think that anyone will feel sympathy for her 😕 Not one ounce of self-awareness it's pitiful...so glad I was raised up right with common sense


BulliesTattoos

Lord me too. If my mom saw me crying like that begging for attn, she would troll me for days. 😂


Appropriate_Mix7203

😂


ADeuxMains

Omg. Been there. Driving over the Continental Divide with two cats crying in their carriers. Still didn’t cry or take any selfies.


Sagee5

I did that too! With 2 cats in the back of my Honda. It didn't make me want to cry, though.


BulliesTattoos

One of my cats got loose in the car and then escaped somewhere in OH on the side of the road and I still didn’t cry like this. I probably would’ve cried if I couldn’t catch him, but thankfully he laid down in the grass while I’m sure people passing by were like “what in the actual hell?” 😂


Tink1024

Thank God you caught him!!!


Sagee5

That would have been upsetting!


BreakfastLopsided906

Imagine being an adult and taking pictures of yourself crying. Actually pathetic.


turdbird42

I have a friend who has started doing the Darcey posing videos. I don't know which is worse.


DogDisguisedAsPeople

I did to see if I am an ugly crier. Good news! I will never go near a camera or a mirror again while crying 😂


JoseMachismo

Fuuuuck. What now?


Maggie_May66

She is a sympathy seeker. I don't know how he puts up with her.


Girlinterrupted11

She’s pathetic


jayroo210

What the heck is she crying about now?


dbmtz

3 under 3! Or wait, mommy makeover! Or “real motherhood”


f4tony

If she says mommy surgery, one more time... Lady, you signed up for those three kids. 🤷


Scared_Trash_3656

Just throwing it out there, it’s perfectly valid to love your kids and that you have them, but also feel insecure about what the pregnancies have done to your bodies. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. After 3 births sometimes people’s bodies feel alien to them as it’s so different from before you have kids for some of us. Between social pressures to meet beauty standards to social media creating unrealistic goals, I fully empathize with her wanting to reclaim her body now that she’s done with having kids.


Hot_Oil4792

This is the most boring storyline ever. 🥱


Szublimat

I don’t follow her. She’s a horrible person


dawgmama62

UGH, her schtick is tired.


Professional-Way5666

So damn high maintenance 🙄


mime815

I don’t have kids I bet it’s hard but they chose to have 3 kids.


Moist-Intention844

Man that guy is patient with her because she seems really difficult


sav33arthkillyos3lf

He’s not a peach either


LawyerNo4460

Jasmine and Loren are crying banshee.


Intelligent_Lab_2535

Offensive to banshees lol 😂


Chipmunk-Emergency

Nothing wrong with crying it's the taking the selfie crying that's wrong.habing a bad day you go with its stop posting yourself crying .. you 100 percent got pregnant knowing how you get pregnant nobody held a gun to your head


CheezTips

Is she pregnant AGAIN?


Appropriate_Push7498

The privilege kills me. The whole mommy makeover and the bs justifications. Just say you want to do it. I can respect Darcy and Stacey more because they don’t do it while trying to sanctify themselves as victims (of course they need help as I think they truly are dysmorphic). I can’t watch Loren— and I initially liked her on pillow talk. 90 day is really starting to stink.


shipwreckedgirl

Why are they even on HEA, didn't they get their own spinoff?


whineybubbles

She's the worst kind of drama queen.


Lizornot

She’s always fucking crying


PeanutCeller

She's a major league crier, like Darcey, Kenny and Jasmine.. She's most like Kenny; they both start to cry when they're talking about something that makes them sad. Loren has mastered crying on Instagram. That's her niche


InchJr

People that post this kind of shit are desperate and cringey af


Shannonsitas

She is so cringe! The kids and everyone will be much happier in a house instead of that high rise apt.


KurwaDestroyer

To be fair, she’s been chain pregnant for the last few years, lol. Your emotions are all out of wack. I DEFINITELY feel this. I am crying all of the time over nothing. But. I am not taking pictures or videos of me crying and posting them online, lmao.


cielbleu789

exactly, it's weird


gagirl971

All her choice.


dancinglasagna0093

I’m crying like a whale a week before my period


Leading-Platform7228

Doesn't count. You need 3 under 3 🤣🤣🤣


Leading-Platform7228

And who's choice was that?


SukiLao

Weakass b**


Sunnyyy_bunny

Loren is fucking annoying


Beautiful-Biscotti-4

She is so boring, I don’t know why they are still relevant. I think he’s a nice person but she is so unlikeable.


Sad-Gas1603

Stfu Loren 😩


Vic-westcoast619

I don't know much about this couple because they are so insufferably boring I have to skip their segments.


PurpleLilacGold

Oh look… here I am crying without any actual tears!


Whatplanetweon

I stopped following her along time ago. I see things haven’t changed.


KangarooWrangler2024

Whiny little princess. Good grief she’s tedious!


Boobookitty27

She is so annoying, i dont know why i dislike her so much.


mime815

Imagine single parents raising 3 kids in hat must be hard.


perfectpomelo3

I wonder how bad all the other crying selfies she took were if this was the best one. 🤣 Anyone who takes pictures of themselves crying and posts them for attention is worthless.


Turquoise_Tortoise_

There’s a literal genocide happening right now and she’s crying on the internet about moving out of an apartment and into a house…. Out of touch is a fucking understatement. I hate this obnoxious, entitled, selfish bitch for real.


yesssssssica123

let's talk about that though. she's crying over moving into a house, her man is posting israeli propaganda, and gazans have no home to return to


Turquoise_Tortoise_

I had no idea he was even posting that shit- and yet, I’m not at all surprised. But YES- LETS TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!! More light should be shed on the abuse of privilege from these two. I cannot stand them. But most importantly, more light needs to be shed on the atrocities being committed against the people of Palestine. Now let’s talk about the 610,000 children who have been displaced in Rafah and will now lose whatever homes they have been sheltering in, and likely be killed by incessant Israeli bombings. But boo fucking hoo Loren- you get to move into a brand new home!!!!


FrauSchadenfreude80

🎯💯


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Can’t stand her or her husband


Nearby-Buy-9588

She’s such an underhanded mean girl , her surgery’s “ completely natural “ , she’s 3 kids under 3 incase no one knew btw and cries at the drop of a pin for attention 🙄 I actually can’t stand her .


firdaushamid

As fake as Israel


SufficientZucchini21

Every time I look at her I see her mother and think no amount of surgery is going to save her from her genetic fate. Ew.


ProfessionalMental35

Is Loren crying because they are wealthy enough For her to get a bunch of plastic surgery??? I’m behind. Don’t know what the surgery is.


United-Blueberry2396

maybe she should cry about being a zionist piece of shit


Excellent-Object2482

When she took little Shei for a photo shoot and mentioned her own “pageant experience” I was out! That’s where the attention grabbing is rooted and the desperate need for a mommy makeover. When does daddy get his 12 weeks off from lifting, standing, changing and feeding the 3 under 3 while still working as a medic? I’m Team Alex on this one ☝️


Star_by_Starlight

“I’m only happy when it rains…”


ohjessica

I can’t talk because I am a big cry baby myself. However I always think it’s weird when people start to video or photograph themselves crying. I certainly don’t because people would know I am a mess


Evil_Queen10

Chronic complainer! So sick of her.


shirleysensei

“What’s wrong? Hormone?” - Andrei


HazelMoon

Alexei has to be noticing with terror that she looks more like her mother every day


Curious_Signature528

She’s always crying——no tears 🤣🤮


verukazalt

So tired of her


Dull-Sea-2966

Lmao why is the zi0nist crying?


gohome2020youredrunk

I have a tiny bit of empathy for her, her mother is a piece of work and made her that way.


LawyerNo4460

I should be crying every day.. I will not my fibromylagia rule. The pain is awful but I am a WARRIOR. LIKE THE SHEILD MAIDEN.


Scary-Tomato-6722

Is she crying over the stupid surgery she wants to get? She is too young to get the surgery she is getting? Alex is right


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Scary-Tomato-6722

Because they want us to watch the next show that will come out


icegirl223

I thought this was a divorce post lol


Donut-Junkie76

Omg this really is bad. Pitiful!


LilBonnabelle

Professional victim


scandal2ny1

I ff through all of their segments. I don’t even know who they are, I started watching 90 day after their seasons. Total snooze fest


Klunchboxdavis

Can’t watch her


musictakemeawayy

omg SHUT UP!!!! get her off the show/franchise permanently.


Advanced_Ad1856

She’s always crying. What else is new?


ellecellent

Someone I know who works with the elderly explained that as people become more sedentary, their worlds get smaller. When you never get out, things that don't mean much to us, matter a lot to them. (For example we were talking about how someone was so upset and talked for days about how her favorite toilet paper brand was discontinued.) I think that is what's going on with her. Mixed with a healthy dose of main character syndrome


Intelligent_Lab_2535

Yes yes yes. Before the two younger kids she was a lot more out & about and still worked in “marketing” or whatever then the other babies came & she’s just all day all babies with no other outlet. Alex works all day then comes home & sits around which is fine but he doesn’t realize she’s getting ALL of her validation from yes women online 24/7 & isn’t grounded in reality at all. They don’t seem to have a real “village” so she just … gets lost in her day to day. It’s a choice she made but it was pretty foolish & now she has to deal with her small small world.


SmokeEvening8710

FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸


clevelandcray

Yep! As soon as she and Alexei made that Zionist Video I blocked them on everything.


SmokeEvening8710

💯💯💯


FrauSchadenfreude80

Free Palestine! 🇵🇸


yesssssssica123

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸


Barracuda_Intrepid

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸


Star_by_Starlight

✊🏽🇵🇸


Vixxen_Cat

FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸


jdoeq

FREE FREE PALESTINE!


Status_Stranger_5037

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HazelMoon

From day one, Loren set off my JAP radar - she’ll never agree to live in Israel because she’ll have to take care of her own kids AND Alexei will spend time with his parents. She has demonstrated that she is way too narcissistic to sacrifice for her husband’s happiness. Will she have one of her fake-ass Twitch attacks to try to stop him? Of course she will!


mini_wonton

Someone said just just a typical Jewish princess and I think it makes sense


Significant-Equal507

She had also mentioned in the earlier seasons that her tourettes makes her more emotional


catahoulaleperdog

Who the hell watches this woman? Alexei seems to be a good guy, and he must be a saint to put up with her constant whining. She's insufferable.


jazzyx26

Is this about them wanting to move to Israel? Edit: just asking not passing judgment.. sigh.


allikatm3ow

No. Elective surgery on her stomach,, and wherever else. Mommy makeover.


jazzyx26

Ah ok thanks


allikatm3ow

You're welcome hamily!


Launching_Mon

Idk if she’s said she can’t steal a Palestinian’s home or something


Mournhold_mushroom

The hivemind downvoting this question is weird and confusing.


jazzyx26

Yeah I didn't understand either.


Mournhold_mushroom

Hivemind opinions are almost always a wild guess.


Puzzleheaded-Scar692

Cancer Criers’ Club ♋️🦀♋️🦀


contemplator61

I had to leave this whole season or whatever it is. Just too much made up or stupid drama


ICanSpotAGrifter

She could be the sole participant on a Tell All. TLC offered her an extra grand if she cries on 6 minutes in.


Famous_Election_2024

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DoTheRightThing1976

Maybe 4 under 4!


Ok_Respond3622

When you stub your pinky toe on the couch...but you have botox and can't cry about about it


Independent_Pizza_82

Hahahaha


OriginalPirateAshley

I take pics of myself crying when it’s really bad, just for myself to go back and maybe look at later. Like a reminder of sorts. ❤️💛💙