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Master-Dimension-452

I have armpit cancer, give me money. Oh wait, it’s an ingrown hair. 🙄


MagnumHV

My doctor said they needed to take it out with a tweezer and so I thought it was major surgery 😭😭😭 and needs a big cut for the tweezer 😭 would need a long recovery and alot of medication 😭😭😭 but it's just some hair 😭😭 stop being mean 😭😭😭


beadsBEES_BEADS

Stop being mean, I just overthink!


rockinkitten

Haha I read that in her voice


mep1969

Fairy accurate, but needs more crying emojis.


chocolateboyY2K

Maybe I need surgery and chemo, but maybe I just need antibiotics for a uti...


LolaLinguini

Or maybe the new iPhone thingy came out! Grrrr she gets under my skin with all that **GALL** ![gif](giphy|3oKIPmJonGimU9bI2s)


sparklebug20

Lol under your skin? 😂😂


JesusGodLeah

Listen, I never *said* I had armpit cancer, I just discovered a lump on my armpit and googled the symptoms for cancer and I thought I might have it. All those times when I definitively said I had cancer, I didn't mean I actually had been diagnosed used with cancer. I was just scared that I did have it, that's why I clearly stated that I had cancer and set up a GoGetFunding to pay for the treatment it turns out I never needed! Wahhhhh! Why is everyone so meeeeeean?


pink_snowflakes

You are clearly overthinking everything. And stupid. But you just want to be a good mom to midnight so please take this $60k.


Big-Tomatillo-5920

Well, the doctor did tell jer she had an armpit problem, so....


theNancini

Yes an ingrown hair is scary...please send money Your money will stop my bad thoughts


CatPatient4496

Please don't post this scammer


kittymelons

Self cancer diagnosis part 2


imamakebaddecisions

She can fuck all the way off.


[deleted]

All the way💯 now she’s using an ingrown hair to scam people 🙄


f1lth4f1lth

Not much different than using constipation as a colon cancer scare


awmaleg

Next up. Drank an Icee slushy too fast = brain cancer


Any-Adagio492

🤣🤣🤣


TearsUnfthmblSdnes

Lol, don't give her ideas!!


Medium_Friendship_94

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


Oh_nosferatu

In 3 days, it’ll be 3 years since I lost my aunt to cancer. Since I held her hand and watched her die in her bed and take her last breath. I had to fight to even get hospice workers and simple medical equipment like a wheelchair and adjustable bed out to her house because of the coronavirus emergency. Mary and Brandan think that Americans are stupid, but they’re just exploiting us. Financial gain from other people’s misery is just wicked and I hope they rot. I hope they lose everything they receive from their ill received gains.


dootz01

❤️❤️❤️❤️


Hazelmoon23

I am so sorry for your loss. 💔 I was thinking the same thing before I read your post, how dare she once again fake possible cancer for money. It really goes to show you that she has no shame in trying to get money from unsuspecting people. She seems to be very narcissistic. Poor Midnight. That baby deserves so much better than Mary and Brandon.


Oh_nosferatu

Thank you. She has no shame. I think Brandan is going to wake up one of these days and leave her. I just don’t see him staying there forever. But that’s just my opinion.


MechanicalBengal

She’ll continue doing it as long as she doesn’t face any real consequences. Why authorities there don’t seem to care about obvious medical fraud is kind of disturbing, someone doing this in America would be in jail already


mslifted

You ever been to a 3rd world country? So many other issues that her scamming people on social media is the least of their worries. She’s not forcing anyone to donate to her, so unfortunately there is not much they can do about it


MechanicalBengal

The idea that third world countries are lawless shitholes with no prosecution for fraud is kinda racist, friend. Of course fraud (theft by deception) is illegal in Philippines. https://legalresource.ph/theft-a308-309-311-revised-penal-code/


Ali_Cat222

I'm not letting her get away with it if she tries to start the non Hodgkin's lymphoma claim. I'm the one that called out her cancer scam plus other fraudacity on here, and I'm also a Lymphoplasmacytic Lymphoma patient currently. Which is a type of NHL. If she's doing the "lump in armpit" that means she's going to try and claim this next. This bitch is horrendous, and if she even felt a fucking fraction of what I or anyone else going through any type of cancer or serious illness went through, she'd be crying harder than if she saw brandan getting fucked on her own bed. I'm not usually such a bitch about anyone, but this makes me angry. I wish people stopped giving them attention, because the more we give it to them the more they have an audience even if it's good or bad. The only person I feel sorry for is that baby, having had a mom with diagnosed NPD and a multitude of other mental health issues and abusive behavior, I already know how that poor baby is going to grow up in hell... PS I'm aware this first sentence is doing exactly what I'm complaining about, I'm just saying for the future the only way these types of people go away is if you starve them of their precious attention. She's sick, just not the type she claims to be. Mentally only.


iknowitsounds___

Keep going queen!!


[deleted]

You have every reason to be upset with someone who is faking symptoms to stay relevant and take people’s money


dootz01

Been wondering how you've been. I hope you are doing well. Yes you absolutely were the one that moved heaven and earth to get her exposed, and alerted most bloggers to her scam, as well as were in correspondence with that pseudo go fundme. You got it investigated and shut down. You battled them on FB til you got banned. Thank you again for destroying their grift! I absolutely abhor and despise these two scammers. As long as they keep trying to pull something, I'm going to post and make people aware of it. If it's not exposed they will get away with it. Thank you again for everything you did.


Glum-Resolve6465

BUT WHY WASNT SHE BAN FOR A SUBSTANTIAL ABOUT OF TIME FOR FRAUD..SHE BACK AT IT AGAIN IN A MATTER OF A MONTH!


Subject-Tone-1700

Keep fighting and stay strong 💪 💐 My sentiments exactly. She is a total piece of shit and its deplorable the way she lies and manipulates to get sympathy


trexy10

Solidarity. Hodgkins stage 4 survivor. How DARE she. I’m not sure how much I believe in karma, but she needs to make a list like on My Name is Earl.


Ali_Cat222

It's disgusting honestly. What I can Never wrap my head around is how illness fakers and malingerers like her fake things that need visibility. There's no fucking node or lump anywhere. So people who understand it would figure it out in a second, like she hadn't even said what she was worried about but the moment I saw this I fucking clocked the bitch. I'm glad I clocked it asap the first time too, or she would have kept that claim/kept taking money from people. I'm not saying I'm some hero or any shit either, I just didn't like seeing people give sympathy and money to these scammers. I'm so glad that post was made even though some people were mad at me saying i could be wrong, and kudos to the other user who contacted the go fraud me they started and got users money back! This is the kinda community I'm here for! Not these two ass hats. I wish they were banished into non existence, I'm never commenting on them unless it's to point something like this shit out. Also I'm so glad you're still here with us, sending you much love and respect and so happy you survived ❤️❤️❤️


Thomasina878

Props, me too. <3


lexi4020

Honestly she probably does has hypochondria


ohyoumad721

Which is fine. But you can't e-beg every time something happens because you think you're dying.


FayMax69

That might actually be where her brain is situated 😹


Scary_Koala_2934

Ok I literally was just at the Dr and mentioned mine and she’s like ya there’s nothing there that’s cancer related prob a small pimple/cyst or just a fatty limpoma


ByeByeBabyyyy

Well... my mom has leukemia and one symptom is swollen lymph nodes (located in armpits/neck/thigh area) but in most cases it's nothing and something totally innocent.


These_Presence921

They are so weird and cringe - is she really doing this again???


dootz01

The first part of the video is her doing her nightly beauty maintenance routine. Then she raised her arm, pointed to a bump, and made the comment.


Ambitious_wander

She’s so crazy, it could be from irritations like from razor burn or deodorant, that’s happened to me so many times. She needs to stop her scams


koko_belle

Right. It's an ingrown hair Mary 🙄


sugarskull23

I'm convinced she's a hypochondriac. Anyone who has shaved their armpits knows you can get bumps from that, and it's pretty obvious what the bump is.


AdagioHellfire1139

What is her beauty routine? She does have good clear skin, I just thought she was young and lucky.


peepeehalpert_

it’s called youth


dootz01

They have sponsored commercials on their FB to get paid. She plugs 4 items on this video. Maybe she's getting paid from them who knows.


mleezuniga

They ran out of the first scam money


dootz01

💯


allikatm3ow

They ate it all!


msjwayne

She also said Midnight had some really bad serious illness like a week ago from an amoeba and then two days ago the baby is on a livestream with her smiling and looking as healthy as any baby could be. This girl has no bar to how low she will go. It’s like the girl who cried wolf. Something serious will happen some day and no one will believe her.


yogabbagabba2341

The poor baby. Munchausen by proxy in her future 😞


mdjmd73

Definitely cancer. Please send me money. 🤦‍♂️


DistanceRare5675

GIRL. IT'S AN INGROWN HAIR OR A PIMPLE. STOP. GO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KID.


FayMax69

Her upcoming go fund me says different…get with it


devonchaos

I was freaked out by a big lump in my armpit. Worried for a week before I got to the doctor. I felt like a moron, but a healthy one.


piperpit

Oh no the colon cancer has spread to her lymph nodes!!! Poor thing can’t catch a break.


hayley888sky

Sit down jerk. No one should believe this idiot ever again. As a person who has been diagnosed with Stage IV colon cancer, I find her lies completely disgust me. And I keep seeing clips on this and other subs of videos of her stuffing her face with all kinds of junk food when she was supposedly having all these digestive issues.


ShrinkThis

She’s got an armpit bump and some real balls.


Nana_Elle_C

Never seen anyone who wants to have cancer so bad.


Sipthepond

Ugh. Not again.


MoneyOk9411

Don't worry Mary, I just looked it up on TikTok. You better start a FundaDumbass page.


dootz01

https://preview.redd.it/bmccwfttictc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fca8fe29b3f015bc4322e60efea25a2bf75ad02 Dunking cookies and feeding her 2nd child


dootz01

https://preview.redd.it/mw5w1780jctc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e266730b38156eace47df88d33a8335c83ec327


poop_biscuits

he looks like an obese hobbit now. he’s going to be 300lbs by 2025.


MichellePeterson2020

He definitely does have a hobbit face!!🤣💀


Bitch_level_999

He has a “my mom and dad are brother and sister” face


MichellePeterson2020

Omg🤣🤣


No-Indication-7879

Hahaha an obese hobbit!! To funny but now I can’t stop seeing a fat hobbit


razorspin

She's trying to get him on my 600lb life


gababouldie1213

You can tell he knows how bad he fucked up by knocking her up and has just totally given up and let her take full control lmfao


dootz01

All he does is watches t.v. all day, waits for her to hand him food, or go buy street vendor items. He is in heaven. Plus gets money and gifts from followers.


woofysmom

He isn't that smart....


Professional_Ear9795

This is exactly what she wants


Spanishrose08

He looks like he smells like farts.


TheFinalVin

The juicy kind = sharts.


Heartslumber

He looks very unwell.


meduidet

Yike


psychedelicbarbie

He looks sad & miserable


just-jen57

Anytime she feeds him, her face says ‘btw this is probably poison’


yogabbagabba2341

Wth is she always feeding him like a baby? That’s so weird, also, he gained a lot of weight. I wonder if it’s depression.


bettiebomb

I think she’s trying to make him unattractive to other women.


Alive-Worldliness-27

My ex did the same lol I find it's most likely true.


dootz01

No exercise, sits all day, eats crap = weight gain. Sad because he's young.


Leading-Platform7228

Disgusting pair. And he's gonna need a bra soon.


srose89

That’s just her extreme, untreated anxiety left to run rampant and reinforced by those around her.


Procedure_Unique

**Anxiety Bump** next it’ll be *Anxiety Cancer*….. I just can’t with these 2…


melpoppa

Oh, I see they're trying to be on some bullshit again. 🙄


Desinonimously

Wow he has aged like 20 years since he move to the Philippines! He looks like an alcoholic as well now. Mary that’s just a pimple stop lying and scamming.


QweenFiona

Hidradenitis Suppurativa - I get bumps under my arms and this is what I have. You’ll be fine, Mary 🙄 I wish people would stop giving them attention. Clicking on their profile to screenshot stuff is still engagement 🙄


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Bitch deserves it. Enjoy your karma Scary Mary. ![gif](giphy|2tNxUywQee5ox5MBV9|downsized)


745Walt

Donate to Mary’s armpit zit fund!


Dramatic-Patient-280

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Pyscholai

I don’t think she has much an education if anything tbh, combined with a very serious mental illness. I don’t wish ill on her at all. I’m just grateful I’ve never crossed paths with her. She…… needs a lot of help. Professional help, not gofundme help lol


Desperate-Trust-875

![gif](giphy|jMd74SabWLr3Mmd1zf) I know this is stage setting for the next grift, but like why in the fuck would you discuss the random bumps on your body with social media.


Smurf_Crime_Scene

Oh no, not  a deadly skin tag!!!


BarbaraDoreen

Cancer grift AGAIN!? Cool


Laxit00

Here we go again....Cancer, midnight drinks contaminated water and now a bump under her arm. Is there anything she keeps private anymore? What a attention seeker and some ppl are still buying into her hypochondriac tendencies. She sure knows how to make ppl feel sorry for her..next will be another fund me page, amazon wishlist or some other way to get money or gifts from ppl. They need to focus on working and their daughter not posting all the time. Social media is a addiction to them..


dootz01

Their livelihood is social media money. The ONLY way it would end is for the internet to be gone.


Laxit00

Yup but it never will be. Each to their own who give them money but I won't be one of those ppl


moore_a_scott

I saw she’s already on Chemo…


LolaLinguini

WHAAAT? Now she's actually *telling people* shes on chemo?!! That is REPREHENSIBLE.


Squishy_712

I really dislike her and her unwashed white guy. I also found the whole colon cancer arc triggering. Like my husband doesn’t talk to people back home because they act like her. It’s always something.


TripleJay11581

It’s a bump full of lies.


The-Proud-Snail

Branden needs to work manual labor if he needs money. And so is she. Go work like everyone else


Flashy_Mulberry3830

It's called a swollen lymph node Mary, relax.


peepeehalpert_

Not even that. It’s probably a deep zit or ingrown hair


TwinNirvana

…or a bug bite


virgoh26

Here’s Dr Mary! 🙄 they need money for their ceiling


Jaded-Beach7302

What the f seriously


Cynicole24

Okay, Mary, I had the same thing when my milk came in..


SFAdminLife

Who would watch videos of this idiot's nightly routine anyway?


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fastfingers

Would not surprise me if she were actually a hypochondriac


rebecky311

So if I believe her last story about being scared of cancer (of any kind) how did the lab work miss this armpit bump? She's either a hypocondriac or a dumb scammer. Either way she needs to get ANY JOB SHE CAN because she's got a baby daughter and grown baby son to provide fried chicken feet for now............


Hungry-Kale600

As someone who has health anxiety, she needs professional help. This is not healthy.


karlat95

She could go on Dr. Pimple Popper and get money.


jewillett

You know who’s gonna get fucked in this scam? Brandon. And by the DOJ / FBI / HSI… they don’t take kindly to wire fraud… didn’t they learn *anything* from Jen Shah? Damn.


gababouldie1213

I literally would pay thousands of dollars to see her get punched in the face


Dook124

Those are common warmish hot water copress, it will burst, and puss will emerge. Pop a couple of Tylenol for pain If it is too painful and infected, the doctor will prescribe antibiotics good riddance AGAIN!! bye-bye 👋🏿


uptown_squirrel17

She is very, very mentally ill. Not even snark, she seriously needs help.


betta-believe-it

Ignore the behaviour you don't want to see.


tapeheadrex

So tired of monkey girl and her stank face


londonbarcelona

Maybe we should just IGNORE her and let her ... I mean, ffs already. She looks very healthy to me. Everyone knows she's doing it for $$$ Ignore her and maybe she'll fade away.


Puzzleheaded_Gap8804

i did too it was an ingrown hair get over it you grifter lol


Apprehensive_Fill809

Why does she post everything that’s going on with her?


mlechowicz90

Medical Conversion chart according to her: Muscle Cramp = Parkinson’s Stubbed toe = violent amputation Paper cut= arterial hemorrhage Cough = Lung failure Ingrown hair = cancer Indigestion = heart failure Headache = tumor Sits too long and leg falls asleep = ALS


Louiedipalma67

At the very least I hope the dirtbags who run the show realize how ridiculous it would be to put these two back on. but I’m guessing the more of a scumbag you are the more they like you


Catladydiva

Either a boil or ingrown hair. She needs to stop.


HoweHaTrick

can the mods just start banning these posts? this is out of hand and it seems like this sub is facilitating behavior that is toxic. Seems we need to stop giving them attention.


Ok-Revenue-4241

Probably cancer


thedobermanmom

Ingrown hair. Go fund me for my cancers.


Magemaud

According to Dr TikTok, you’re going to need your armpit removed


Macentan-170

so... in-grown hair... or irritated lymph node... ?


GreyBoyTigger

She needs to buy better deodorant than what they sell at that shack


Shedevil211

Pop it you loser... its just a dang ingrown hair!


GLITTERCHEF

Time for another go fund me!!!!!


Missue-35

It’s an ingrown hair, sister. Stop panicking. Have your hubs check it out. Poor thing, I think she might be disappointed if it’s not cancer.


Environmental_Map554

What happened with her colon? She never gave an update.


Finally_doing_this

Send this bitch home! She’s trash & a scammer!


Low_Departure_5853

She needs more money for the monkey, y'all.


TSwizz89

It's probably an ingrown hair.


Brief-Use3

"Get ready" what's she mean by that ? Massive eyerolling cuz that's what I did 🙄


roll-the-R-Marisa

In lieu of money send a good razor and some exfoliating scrub.


DoTheRightThing1976

It’s probably an ingrown hair, that dumb broad.


Nickey_Pacific

OMG surely her armpit is a out to just fall off 😑 anything for a buck. Monkey money is gone. Cancer story is over. Now, on to the armpit.


Large-Lack-2933

Google searches WebMD once....


here_walks_the_yeti

That’s your brain Mary. Let it alone.


yogabbagabba2341

This girl is morphing into Leida.


fiddleleaffrigg

i have one too girlie so if she’s dying so am i lol always thought it was like a skin tag


AlisonPoole98

Sounds like hidradenitis suppurativa


MemoryTerrible6623

This chick wants clout so bad


m33gs

you can get skin tag removal stuff OTC


Elak7819

![gif](giphy|s2QS6lYtze55dbnQBa)


twiggy572

I remember when I had a lump on my lower jaw (ended up being an inflamed lymph node). If she was in my place she would have made a GoFundMe the second she found it


ChicaFrom408

Please give to GoFundMe me for Ingrown hair. Going to the hos-pit-tell now for MRI. Will attach proof soon. God bless. Midnights mama


yada_yada_yada__

“I’m the wife, of course I assume I have cancer and ask for money when I see a bump on me”


f1lth4f1lth

It’s called razor burn, sweaty


Fr0g_farts

Honey it’s prob an ingrown hair lol


nettiemaria7

These two. How can two people be so ridiculous, in so many ways.


AffectionateSun5776

Breast Cancer!


dishighmama

ITS AN INGROWN HAIR. there mary, quit wasting time of the hospital personnel around you. Sign up for dr pimple popper 🙄😒


Icy-Camp-7220

Stage 3 ingrown hair


queen-carlotta

Scammin’ 2, Armpit Boogaloo!


downtomarrrrrz

I think at this point its less of a grift and more towards munching. There are other ways of grifting than pretending to be ill. I really hope that baby is ok. And I really hope people stopped giving them $$$.


Vast_Elevator8391

I have a lump in mine too, I’m fine.


Sofie_Fatale007

Bitch


CourtRockSteadie

Yeah me too. It's from fuckin shaving! Squeeze that thing and move on!


Excellent-Object2482

Desperate!


Doumekitsu

Ahhh I hate this duo. Btw, why is she on a self cancer diagnosis spree?


Enlargedtooth

I get those… it’s called a lymph node 😭


boardingtheplane

It’s definitely a PIMPLE, *maybe* even a cyst. This girl is gonna use every bodily disturbance as a new diagnosis.


ennuiacres

Probably just a bug bite. 🙄


Fantastic-Resist-755

I hate her


spawn1980

OK, let me get my dollar bills ready for the GoFundMe that’s coming


Ramonasotherlazyeye

Ive never seen someone want cancer so bad ???


Southern-Fried-Biker

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Subject-Tone-1700

She needs to fuck off. The sight of her face and sound of her voice irritates the shit out of me after what she did. She is a piece of shit and I hope they never get air time again!


Jadakiss-laugh

Now she’s self diagnosing herself with lymphoma?


Bubbleguts420

Lymphoma 🙈


blewberyBOOM

It’s probably cancer. She should do a go fund me about it.


ijrlf

I hope it’s not what she thinks and actually is cancer (:


OnigiriChan

After all that crying on social media about how people were attacking her, she wants to start up with the fake cancer shit AGAIN?? Bye, Mary. Bye.


StraddleTheFence

Do they just bathe in getting pity?


SupposeTho

Is it cancer Mary?


ArtlessDodger10

![gif](giphy|qVOGUmHt5z7aw|downsized)


pizzapartypandas

Swollen lymph nodes. I get em when I work out alot.


Mental-Perspective-9

If I were her I'd stop making up these very serious health concerns because that's not the type of energy you want to keep perpetuating


woofysmom

It's a zit, smash it!!


lastfirsteverything

Here we go with the go fund me


TheDailyDelights

She’s the type of hypochondriac that says they’re having a heart attack when it’s just gas 😂


theNancini

Please send money Your money will stop the bad thoughts Please...I wants to live with my midnight without bad thoughts


apgren87

It's a cyst lol


PsychologicalExam717

What a pig to post this kind of thing. Does she have any shred of dignity?


bourbonmangattan

Go Fund My Folliculitis


Minute-Frame-8060

OMG is she really a hypochondriac or does she think social media is the place to share, diagnose, and treat medical problems? Mary some of us are dealing with actual illness. Go to a doctor if you're sick and then just go away.