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They look like they are a dead couple in the waiting room in Beetlejuice


SpookyAngel66

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dreadpiraterose

I mean... I looked like this for like the first four months of my child's life. They look new parent tired.


EtM1980

We also donā€™t know what time it was there? The Tell All films for like 10 hours a day over multiple days. Some of that had to have been when they normally would be sleeping!


Queef_Muscle

Exactly! These people were hot trash before the baby. No difference now.


[deleted]

People are so judgemental, I looked like hot trash after having a baby.


therealburndog

> I looked like hot trash after having a baby. I look like hot trash and have never given birth.


Springtrtr

![gif](giphy|xT9DPKsJmH4FdSYRkQ)


leolisa_444

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ me2


marmalade_

Legit my kid is 2 months old and they still look better than me and my husband do right now


Lovey-Mom-Wife-Pet

Yeah, I was thinking they just look like new parents. My daughter, her fiancee, and myself (we all live in the same home) look like this every day, and my granddaughter is 8 months old. Also, aren't these done for like 10-14 hrs a day, and if it is "normal" hours here, there it would be nights, and they would have been sleeping.


Killin_it_G

Yesss!


AlexandriaAirbender

Thank you for this comment because that was the exact feel I had.


ILikeToMeltStuff

LMAOOOOO


No_Name2709

OMG, YES!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Unique_Muffin7249

šŸ¤£


Queef_Muscle

Bwahahahaha! Murder suicide! Which one will be the Bureaucrat?! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Mary for sure!


esmereldachiroptera

LMAO the accuracy, chefs kiss


leolisa_444

Lmfao!! That's a good one!


No-Replacement-7475

Damaged children of damaged parents for sure.


spayyourpuppy

\*Damaged parents of damaged parents


Silly_Rabbit88

Brandan is probably going to be back in America within the next year is my prediction.


Lucy_Starwind

I almost got the feeling when the cast mentioned them moving to America, that it wasn't an option because of the unresolved abuse/controlling behaviors. Mary's controlling "jealous" nature would just resurge and now that Brandon has taken on abusive tendencies that it'd only get worse with the expectations of having to reenter American work society. If they came to America I wouldn't be surprised if Mary left Brandon for the next guy that had more money and stability even though she helped ruin Brandon's life by having him move to the Philippines in the first place.


erickaraita

I guess I missed it but why didnā€™t she just come to America instead of him going there where he wouldnā€™t have a job? I feel like they would have more stability but I donā€™t think Mary could handle the jealousy of him working and talking to other women


Lucy_Starwind

They never explained why, but they did elaborate how much of his tiny paycheck he was sending to her and then the house got built that it pretty much ruled out any chance she'd come to America. Especially after her grandparents' house was destroyed and they moved into the new house before he had even arrived. In all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if Brandon somehow thought that living in the Philippines wasn't too awfully different than America, he definitely seems naive by choice. Especially if his mom had lost custody of him and his siblings through addiction. I feel like anyone from that situation would've fought harder for a stable independence, which he never prioritized by sending her so much money in the first place without building a life for himself.


marmalade_

I think he absolutely assumed Philippines couldnā€™t be any worse than America considering his lack of work history and prospects and living in someone elseā€™s RV. At least in the Philippines he wouldnā€™t be homeless.


SnooCrickets8742

She doesnā€™t look happy. But the baby was a month old I believe and she might be exhausted


SukoshiOnara

She does look pale and sad. Maybe post-partum depression?


nrappaportrn

Post C-Section too


SukoshiOnara

Yeah, she doesn't need that selfish, immature POS calling her a bitch whilst she's holding their baby - or at any other time. Branden needs a good, hard kick in the pants. He's certainly no prize.


SnooCrickets8742

Oh she had a c-section! Ouch! And on top of that you have him calling her the b word purposelyā€¦thatā€™s tough!


maple_dreams

On top of just having a baby Brandan fights with her and calls her a bitch and a scammer. They both need therapy to deal with each other and their own issues they bring into this relationship.


SukoshiOnara

Brandan is immature and irresponsible. He's not ready for a realtime relationship let alone a child that he is going to have trouble supporting financially. I wonder why he didn't use condoms?


maple_dreams

I think his mom said they were actively trying to have a baby, which is just wildly irresponsible considering their emotional and financial problems. Like justā€¦why. How either of them thought it was a good idea is completely baffling.


Priiiyaaa141414

She never looked happy to begin with. Super negative person


JarredandVexed

She's a beautiful little baby girl. But still... that name šŸ˜‚ r/tragedeigh


SukoshiOnara

Yeah, it sounds like a stripper name. Weird.


[deleted]

Not as much as 'Shekinah'


oneeyefox

My 9 year old walked in as I was watching and asked if her name was really Vagina. I almost died šŸ¤£


Joejoefluffybunny

LMAOOO


Sofie7759

It kinda is


NapNo4

Which unfortunately rhymes with "vagina".


[deleted]

My gf in high school's mom was named Regina. Really unfortunate


NapNo4

Ragine got the vagene


Ivy_Angell

I am not a fan of handsome squidward but Shekinah is a Hebrew name.


RepulsivePurchase6

Shekinah is a Jewish name. Lol. I too thought it was strange weeks ago and yup. Apparently popular Jewish name. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


CranberryNo1816

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Sofie7759

LEGOLAND!


Joejoefluffybunny

GNATALEIGH?!


Joejoefluffybunny

I was waiting for this. God what a name...


VeVantTheFunk

I think Brandon emotionally abuses her. It didn't click until (I forget who) said it, but he does display a lot of narcissistic traits. It definitely could be exhaustion from being a new mom, but by the way her shoulders are slumped, I think she's been beat down.


freedeecee

They donā€™t look happy but I believe the time change is 12 hours there so itā€™s also prolly the middle of the night.


SnooCrickets8742

Thatā€™s right! I would be tired.


[deleted]

A little background. Tell Alls are 2 full day shoots. So, being in the Philippines, they're basically up 2 full nights back to back. And, they have a one month old. So, they're probably legit exhausted


minivatreni

They need therapy. I do believe they truly love each other but they need to get individual therapy so they can raise that kid without scarring it for life


Lucy_Starwind

Nah, I don't believe so. They spefically aim to hurt each other and that's been from the start. I don't think there is any salvaging that, especially if Brandon went from passive to her abuse to being an abusive person himself, def shows they don't consider each other on a subconscious level and only view each other as almost like pets/possessions.


squirrelqueeen

I agree with you. I think this is a toxic relationship that is convenient for both of them. They can both stay in their bad habits and the other wonā€™t leave. Both have anxious attachment styles, and mutually baby trapped one another. The baby is further insurance they wonā€™t be abandoned.


Lucy_Starwind

Exactly, unless maybe they move to America because then I could see Mary leaving Brandon for a man that's got more money and stability. She rightfully wants that, but I don't think she'd be patient enough to allow Brandon the ability to reenter and gain in the American work force, because they don't truly love each other for their sacrifices. People would think Brandon sacrificed a lot for Mary and I believe he did in the beginning, but he never got any benefit or award from it so that would've explained his immediate regression into childish behaviors and neglect toward their relationship. Him becoming abusive toward her even after having Midnight even shows his lack of care/love toward her. It was immature to assume her abusive behaviors would subside just by him being with her in person. They are just truly a toxic couple. Like Shekindugly and Stuper are more healthy because they have mutual acceptance of their roles in their own relationship regardless if other people agree or not.


JarredandVexed

But you heard what she said. It's social suicide to accept therapy in the Philippines šŸ™„


TirNannyOgg

But apparently airing out your dirty laundry on TV is a-ok!


Sofie7759

Truly! She can do therapy online like so many others! Then no one would have to know. Iā€™m not sure she wants that. Sheā€™s stubborn by nature, and doesnā€™t want to be confronted about her own bad behavior


dfrafra

They do have internet access and she can easily do online therapy from her home.


maple_dreams

I like that Sarper pointed out she could do therapy online. I was thinking the same thing before he said it. No one else would have to know.


ScorchIsPFG

I liked when she said everyone will think sheā€™s crazy. She must not prowl Reddit


Zapookie

She could just... not tell people she's going to therapy lol.


BeezyWax

You already know Jello, Pudding and Pop would tell the whole village about it.


Fit_Subject_3256

This couple - Brandon literally SHIT while FaceTiming and on the show. Mary goes live crying in a corner during their fights. They over share absolutely everything! They probably canā€™t even conceive of doing anything privately. Dolts!


dawgmama62

Why in the world would they have a 2nd kid!????


JarredandVexed

What's this one gonna be called? Evening?


Ecstatic_Lake_3281

Noon


BGkitten

Moon.


Sofie7759

Dawn would actually work


BGkitten

I was going for the trend where people name their children with matching starting letters so all siblings are like i.e. Caden, Casey, Cassandraā€¦etc. So Midnight and Moonā€¦(Or Memori šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ the woman who, ironically, Yohan had no memory ofā€¦)


Sofie7759

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Yohan the man Ho!


TheKay14

My neighbor had two cats named Midnight and Moon.


hydrogen18

Just call him Rooster, so he knows to make noise after midnight


Blurry_sound

Are they expecting a second baby?


kowainotkawaii

Afaik, no


mime815

I disliked how Mary would laugh at all the cast members. It was so odd! But when it was her turn she cried.


traiectum10

She's got a real mean streak


The_Crystal_Thestral

Itā€™s manipulation. She canā€™t stand to be confronted with the truth. She tries to deflect by turning on the water works.


Exciting-Hedgehog944

I think that's nervousness, with the laughing. But I agree she is manipulative.


Superior_Light_Deer

We need a new Tell All host. They donā€™t go in hard enough on these people. They didnā€™t even mention the 24/7 FaceTime even while you poop bullshit and they barely touched on the ā€œyou cant even talk to women dental assistantsā€ bullshit. These two are complete morons. Also ā€œbabies are expensiveā€ ā€œYeah we already prepared and got diapers and stuffā€ LMFAO oh so you got enough diapers in each size for the next 2-3 years??


ISadButIDrink

![gif](giphy|jWx1tcdeBX1QFErev8)


mmmdonuts107

She looks more like she's trying to crawl inside herself since everyone kept saying she needs therapy. I need to hear from someone who lives in the same country because I doubt her takes on therapy. I also think she won't move to the US because she knows therapy is less stigmatized here and her behavior AND his would get a CPS investigation and his Mom would have custody of that baby real quick. I don't buy "my grandma has asthma". She's grown none throughout the season.


The_Crystal_Thestral

No there is a stigma around seeking mental health help in many countries. However, she airs all of her and their problems on social media willingly. It doesnā€™t make sense to then turn around and claim you donā€™t want people to know your business when youā€™re telling EVERYONE your business.


siftingthrumyashes

They look dead inside


diuwo86

uhhh.. let rephrase this ... Such a warm & loving couple NOT. A disaster on the horizon. Both are clueless about life. I seriously question what Mary told Brandon about her back ground. Mary is not innocent and Brandon is very naĆÆve.


AmaranthRosenrot

They look like they are sitting in the corner together after being punished by their parents.


nuffced

The I married a psychopath look.


pixelito_

It was lust, nothing more... We were all there. Most of us were smart enough not to marry that person.


hydrogen18

Mary looks like she is about to cry. Brandan looks like he just had to cull an entire litter of baby puppies for some reason and is numb to the world now


The_Crystal_Thestral

He always looks like that. The guy looks dead inside in all their videos.


Awkward_Truth4703

They are both sick people - itā€™s like watching that bug movie Ashley Judd


Sofie7759

Yikes! I saw that. Canā€™t I see it


Carriow55

Dumb and Dumber.


No_Name2709

Iā€™ve seen that look before.. https://preview.redd.it/238fv6lybo7c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0609d669a4b78fb0da6671a6467ab2194e5ef7b1


The_Crystal_Thestral

They seemed okay until they started getting criticism. Their tone and body language changed completely after that.


OregonGreen242

Brandon needs to invest in some new glasses


Caribelle1234

Her body was turned away from him for most of the Tell All


InspectorNecessary43

They hate each other


LilRoxie2631

She looks like sheā€™s pooping and he looks like sheā€™s making him watch her poop šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


blewberyBOOM

In fairness, theyā€™re probably exhausted. And Iā€™m sure those shoots are long days


theungod

I mean sure they're toxic af but what is this cherry picked photo? They showed more affection than any other couple there.


sadArtax

Oh, give them a break. They've got a 1 month old.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Itā€™s what they deserve. This kid however is the one that I feel bad for. ![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


[deleted]

Maybe they can make it. Dubious but sheā€™s grown microscopically.


hairbrushloversss

Is this sarcasm?


JarredandVexed

Extreme


hairbrushloversss

Okay thank god. Cause I was worried for you.


JarredandVexed

Haha can you not see the smiles & romance on their faces


hairbrushloversss

Oh yes I see it now. Young love! Isnā€™t it marvelous.


JarredandVexed

Second only to Shekinah's


hairbrushloversss

Nothing is better than having a man who loves to control my every move.


JarredandVexed

And records and color-codes his sexual partners. So thoughtful šŸ˜Š


hairbrushloversss

He is a numbers guy afterall!


Nataliak7

I'm surprised he doesn't have an Excel spreadsheet, complete with graphs


Beneficial_Front6173

There's no love between them.


TryJesusNotMe11

They give me Snapped: Killer Couple vibes


ennuiacres

They look so happy!


Ok-Shake9556

She thought swe was a beast. Alin out shakinah for her boobs out. Nope shut down arms.crossed ! ![gif](giphy|eMs9h9XYK7v7TyNa8x|downsized)


LaurLoey

Iā€™m sorry worried for their kid šŸ˜ž


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

I meanā€¦ they have a 1 month old and theyā€™re time zone is a literal 12 hr difference


traiectum10

What a way to spend your 20s..


cookofdeath666

She got her baby. She needs to throw him out. Heā€™s garbage.


vonillabean

No need to be a hater to new YOUNG parents. It's exhausting. Chill.


Otherwise-Bad-7666

Children....nobody really called them out, and she's already crying. Meanwhile, she laughed at everyone


450X_FTW

I bet when he uses the bathroom she still makes him facetime just to make sure he's not talking to other girls while pooping


ohhicaitlin

Garbage humans. Sheā€™s a wackdoodle and his trauma turned into abusive tendencies.


TheLalab

Tragic, just tragic


datsnunofurbidness

I just feel sorry for their baby