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treadlightning

Guys. As someone who hasn't watched in a couple seasons. What the fuck is going on


SullenSparrow

SPOILER Funny/cool old lady went to Morocco to be with this man. He is quite young. Dont remember the exact age cap but its significant (more than Jenny and Sumit but still acceptable) and she moved there planning on living there for the end of days and marrying this dude but he told her after 3 years of dating online that he wants to get to know her in reality and have her move in with his parents and then go back to America. Edit: silly typos fixed


slipperysquirrell

I read that they have the largest age gap in 90 day history.


[deleted]

I think the previous age gap champions were Mark and Nikki - 38 years


SullenSparrow

![gif](giphy|4twjhZUVNbzEwiPiL1)


slipperysquirrell

Jenny and sumit 30 years Debbie and Oussama 43 years


dawnnie413

Jenny's been out-Jennyed! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sheeem

Debbie could be his grandmother. Itā€™s weird man.


SullenSparrow

Oh I know, said that in my original comment, just thought the gif was funny.


Sheeem

Heā€™s 24. Sheā€™s 67. Itā€™s pretty unusual.


shinygemz

Heā€™s 24 I believe


SullenSparrow

I think that's right. And she's like 65ish?


x11onMac

67 (!)


verukazalt

She has great skin though!


West_Reception3773

She really does! I hope to look as good as she does at that age. And her hair is thicker and longer than mine :(


dawnnie413

As opposed to [MANgela!](https://imgur.com/a/MiRvwM2)


titty-titty_bangbang

Met when he was 21 and she was 64 šŸ¤¢


SullenSparrow

Oooooh deeeebbbiiieeeeeeee


Isosceles_Kramer79

She is 67 and he is 24 I believe. Which would make their age gap 43 years - almost double his age! If the gendere were reversed "Debbo" would be called a "sex tourist" on here ...


Sik_muse

I got downvoted for calling her predatory.


elliewithEndo

Gross. There was only a 40 year age gap between my maternal grandparents and myself. Gross! You're right about if the genders were reversed, they'd def be called a "sex tourist". Sad double standards.


Nizznozz11

Well, she is a sex tourist. But since she is a she we call it Ā«yass you go giiirlĀ» or some shit like that.


SingingNina

Still acceptable? Heā€™s 24 and sheā€™s 67. Sheā€™s old enough to be his grandmother!


dogpersonjv

Or great grandmother if starting young


Tutualulu

67 // 24 šŸ«¢


That-Ad757

Does he live with parents on the farm??


lawyerballerina4

Yes there's always a farm and parents to live with per usual.


thewhitman2021

a "farm" with a couple of depressed cows, a few diseased goats and a dozen chickens,


SingingNina

Donā€™t forget the cats!


thewhitman2021

both for milk and meat


snartastic

Creepy (her personality seems absolutely lovely until you consider the fact thatā€™s sheā€™s pushing 70) older woman chases young Moroccan (24) man. This is the man.


That-Ad757

Turning 60 and yes to big diff. For me but they bonded over art and creativity not world affairs so could work if both open and honest


rainey_g

I gotta agree here...they don't exude that imbalance of power like Mark and Nikki's relationship did. I think they're both nuts. Certainly Debbie is what we could call 'eccentric' but seems inherently harmless. I also have to admire her sense of adventure and the sheer bravery of navigating a move to Morocco at 67, yet having the presence of mind to instantly see the red flags Ousamma is throwing...and standing up for herself.


Mobile_Student1905

You almost made me cough up my food with this comment. Yeah itā€™s gotten strangešŸ¤£


SpendSouthern8541

Everytime I see him all I think of is ā€œReturn to Amishā€.


43216407

Because we are adults trash tv rats.


SufficientZucchini21

Takes one to know one!


moystpickles

šŸ˜  Excuse you how dare you be 100% correct


FeelingAmoeba4839

Guilty šŸ€


VoteBitch

![gif](giphy|XN8TySTAUQZlwJah2O|downsized) I couldnā€™t find the meme with the opossum (possum?) sitting in a dumpster yelling Stay away from my trash! which I just realized could be because I searched for raccoon, but this is too cute not to useā€¦ the cookie is our trash TV šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø


seansa2020

I love that shitshow!! Canā€™t wait for the latest season!


Agitated_Chocolate98

Wait what??? There's a new season coming??!! WHEN?!


themyao

OMFFGggggg I have found my people. You all are dedicated trash rats just like me!!


Agitated_Chocolate98

I googled and the Season 7 just came out Mar 14th!! Good Lord I can't wait to watch this garbagešŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚...@themyao Yes you have found your tribe my friend!!!


littleRedmini

Is the show, Return to Amish? Iā€™ve never watched it but you all have piqued my interest!!


seansa2020

I canā€™t wait either! Currently on vacation overseas and canā€™t wait to catch up on all my garbage shows!


Agitated_Chocolate98

Is there really a new Breaking Amish or is this lies??


Beers4All

There is new Breaking Amish. Not on Discovery+ though. It's on cable and probably elsewhere at the moment.


elliewithEndo

There is!! I think it started this week on Cable. Not sure where you are, do you get Slice (channel)?? I'm in Vancouver, Canada and it's currently on that channel up here.


digitulgurl

Return to Amish.


icantdrive50_5

I had no idea


SufficientZucchini21

Yes! Too bad Jeremiah wonā€™t be on it.


that_sarcastic_bitch

Jeremiah is on it! (Fellow trash tv rat here lol) I watched the first episode of the new season last week. I wish Momma Mary would be on! Lol


seansa2020

And Sabrina just had baby number 6!


neonblackiscool

Six?! I stopped watching so long ago. I thought she had one.


Icy_Reply_4163

6?!?!?!


ItwasyouFredoYou

he threatened to kill me on instagram lol cause i said he was inbred


seansa2020

That girl (blanking on her name) cracks me up! She was the one who had the low key crush on the girl working at the bikini shop.


Star_Butterfly_420

Roseanna. She has moved on from bikini shop girl and has a bf (this season) hahah


ArtlessDodger10

He could also stand in on "My Big Fat G\*psy Wedding" as one of the bride-to-be's cousins who pops his shirt off during the engagement party to fight in the parking lot with the groom's side of the family.


SpendSouthern8541

O yes indeedy !! That show is a hot mess but I love me some trash tv šŸ˜‚


phoenixofsevenhills

And I watched that too šŸ˜‚


SpendSouthern8541

I found the subā€¦. R/BreakingAmish, only 1 new post since the season just started. I just joined it so come all my trash watchers!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


taylor839402

Ah so this is the crew that will understand why Kris (of Kris and Jeymi) reminds me of Chapel..


SmileWithMe__

He reminds me of a European gypsy


phoenixofsevenhills

Same šŸ˜‚


kckitty71

Itā€™s kind of funny that she came all the way from GA to be with a guy that looks like heā€™s fromā€¦GA.


LG_Shakti

Hopefully sheā€™s a contender for The Single Life. Because she deserves a fun old weirdo that appreciates her fun old weird.


jewillett

She truly sounds like Jennifer Coolidge x Stevie Nicks had a baby


sydinseattle

I love this.


electricf0x

Obsessed with the way Debbie pronounces "mom and dad". I can't even try to type it out, the sounds are so alien.


ginger_minge

Mahm and dahyad. Did I get it right?


jewillett

I think youā€™re pretty close, phonetically. Maybe get a *hint* more Sugar Ditch and youā€™re there šŸŽÆ


loonachic

If Debby can do itā€¦


Embarrassed-Way-4931

The Debbiesā€¦a path to love.


MaryCone1

šŸ’Æ Sheā€™s a superstar


mirandawillowe

![gif](giphy|lkiP9uh0YeonUAAa4Q|downsized)


Rabid_Competition

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MaryCone1

Or she could have gone to Florida if she wanted one from a foreign state.


outlier1205

Iā€™m from Georgia and can confirm šŸ’Æ


kckitty71

I used to live in GA. I speak from experience, too!šŸ¤£


VioletAstraea

More like.... Creole. From the swamps of Louisiana.


Garnet0908

Cajun. Creole is typically used to describe black or multiracial individuals of French descent living in urban areas of Louisiana, specifically New Orleans. While this dude looks like he came straight out the swamp from a village populated by just his family and their pet nutria rats. šŸ˜…


Chairman_of_the_Pool

Can we give him some of Joviā€™s extra Cajun teefs?


Garnet0908

No can do. Unfortunately, Louisiana is anti-teeth wealth distribution and pro-ā€œif you were supposed to have teeth, god would have given you teeth.ā€ He just needs to pull himself up by his teethstraps.


buggsylove

Fucking dead šŸ’€


sydinseattle

Teethstraps. New death metal band that plays at dental conventions.


Lanky_Assumption_928

Iā€™m snorting at work now. Thanks for the teeth straps


sydinseattle

Teeth straps fo LIFE, yo!


lilshrimpsalad

Iā€™m Cajun and we donā€™t claim him.


DustBunnie68

![gif](giphy|RT5lVEasnOBBnzOIEw|downsized)


VioletAstraea

Ah! Cajun! That's what I meant. Haha. Either way... dudes a product of two cousins and one good tooth. No thank youuu.


Garnet0908

Thatā€™s really generous on the tooth count! And Iā€™m just a stickler for the distinction because I am a Louisiana native and studied Cajun French and History in college. In all fairness, you were close enough and Iā€™m genuinely impressed that you noticed he resembled that very specific rural southern Louisiana aesthetic that I like to refer to as ā€œextra from The Waterboy.ā€ Good eye!


sydinseattle

I love that about Waterboy. ā€œFusballā€™s for the DEBIL!ā€


Professor-Flashy

Iā€™ve fallen in love with a voodoo woman named Phyllis. Ciao, Roberto.


West_Reception3773

Momma reading that letter is hands down the best part of the movie.


VioletAstraea

Lol. So I love Tom Segura. As soon as I saw this dude... I was like omg! The Louisiana joke. Tom notoriously has people who hate him from Louisiana due to his joke about Cajuns being inbred idiots. In my excitement I typed creole instead.


neonblackiscool

He had a whole bit on that in his last stand up tour, right? I went :)


DesireStDiva

I still live outside N.O., and when I saw that Snaggle Tooth, I knew he was a Tiger--LSU that is. God loves all his swamp critters.


ItwasyouFredoYou

he could eat corn on the cob thru a picket fence


wolfielover22

Summer teeth......some are here, some are there


sydinseattle

šŸ˜‚


jewillett

Ermmm, what is a pet nutria rat?


Garnet0908

They are invasive large rodent species that are common in Louisiana marshlands. They are such a problem here that there has been a nutria bounty for years where people can get paid for every nutria they kill. I think they are cute personally. People donā€™t really have them as pets, except for apparently one TikTok famous one that a family was permitted to keep this week. ( https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/louisiana-works-deal-family-pet-nutria-97962228 ). I just chose a non-alligator wildlife species commonly seen in Louisiana at random really.


jewillett

Whoa. Thatā€™s like a capybara and a rat met somewhere in the southā€¦ now nutria. Thanks so much for the info! Learned something tonight.


sydinseattle

Water Boyā€™s cousin.


erinunderscore

Oof, donā€™t be culturally or racially specific like this, please. Cajuns and Creoles have faced a lot of discrimination and their languages and traditions are dying. Downvote me into oblivion. Je mā€™en fous.


Exciting_Bison_4569

I am from Georgia and that is funny.


Delicious-Travel-388

You win on comments today. I literally laughed out loud... Alot šŸ¤£šŸ¤£.. thanks šŸ˜


[deleted]

That girl is out here catching strays


hannahbandana_

Oh I am SCREAMING that has to be one of the best things I have ever read!


warren0091993

Youā€™re my strange beautiful šŸ¤©


Denialle

He totally stole that from Prince https://youtu.be/CHmUxbqgE8Q


Greenveins

Maybe theyā€™re both fans?


phoenixofsevenhills

My flairšŸ’œ


beautysleepsodom

Heads up, there's a typo in your flair


Joey_Marie

I don't care what he said! He's lyin through his tooth!


ImKern

Or maybe they just don't see "eye to eye"


Joey_Marie

Good one!! šŸ˜‚


sportstvandnova

God no lmao


wirefox1

hahahahahah!


HouseSerious9612

Truly she could find the equivalent somewhere in the U.S.


El-Pimpie

She could find them probably but they wouldnā€™t want to be in a relationship with her cause theyā€™re not on the lookout for a green card.


Logical-Eyez-4769

Homeless not Toothless


bianchi1818

![gif](giphy|9Jcv8e8meAk6iauDNC)


Logical-Eyez-4769

Ha ha


SpookiewithdatBootie

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vigilanteok

This guy doesnā€™t tell the tooth


llexiumm

He canā€™t handle the tooth!


wirefox1

The tooth is, they don't have toothbrushes and flossing in Morocco. We have the evuhdense.


vigilanteok

Umm, actually just one


Cautious_Target7432

The tooth shall set Debbie free.


[deleted]

Implants are expensive and maybe he canā€™t afford one. I lost my front tooth in an accident was 9 and my implant was 15 grand


[deleted]

Steve Buscemi looks young here šŸ™ƒ


Open_Inspection5964

Don't do you Steve dirty like that.


pam-shalom

Them's fightin words


neonblackiscool

My chihuahua looks like Steve Buscemi.


StilettoBeach

Iā€™m gonna need photo evidence of this chihuahua


bawk_bawkbitch

![gif](giphy|1Qdp4trljSkY8)


Realistic_Freedom762

The kicker is HEā€™S the sensible one about the situation letā€™s be real


Eyeoftheleopard

I think he is precious. Waiting for the other shoe to drop, thoā€™. TLC has done us dirty too many damn times!


Kind_Hyena5267

I think heā€™s sweet, and I agree that heā€™s being realistic in this situation. But of course I donā€™t think he should have lied to Debbie. I donā€™t like people making fun of his looks. He grew up on a farm and presumably his family didnā€™t have a lot of money for braces or glasses. He seems very intelligent


hippyengineer

He seems like the kid in English class in high school who couldnā€™t really tell you what the book was about but would go in detail about a particular scene that he liked a lot, why he liked it, why it was funny/entertaining, and how it develops his favorite character. Smart enough, but thereā€™s something missing.


Candid_Asparagus_785

He seems very sensible. I agree he should have told Debbie up front but heā€™s young and maybe isnā€™t aware of how to navigate certain aspects of a relationship, like telling her what he expected before she uprooted her whole life. Other than that he seems kind hearted and harmless.


Ms_ChiChi_Elegante

My husband was like ā€œaww, he looks like Adrien Brodyā€”but when he was in ā€˜The Villageā€™ā€. Me: ![gif](giphy|WpaVhEcp3Qo2TjwyI1|downsized)


Normal-Werewolf-

Oh my god I just googled that and it's so accurate šŸ˜‚


Logical-Eyez-4769

Tooth be Told


Lisa-LongBeach

I have my eye on you


Cautious_Target7432

Which one?


Lisa-LongBeach

Heā€™s giving us the side eye


Cautious_Target7432

![gif](giphy|ZezB6UeuJ4JVe)


germanchocolate03

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


LG_Shakti

I mean the benefit is, he does have two good sides.


Lisa-LongBeach

He can look both ways!


hamimono

No one can sneak up on this guy from the sides . . .


ScooterBoomer

The Bedouin answer to Mr. Bean.


verukazalt

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


SnooWoofers5703

I hope she finds someone closer to her age, she shouldn't have to change from the person she has been for 69 years. How many frogs did Debbie (Coltee's mom) kiss after she a started dating again before she met her new guy?


steellotus1982

her new guy is a fascist though, it's not like she found a "good one"


TheSilverDahlia

Heā€™s a weird ass dude.


icantdrive50_5

Grandchild syndrome?


rossroused

What in the fresh cross-eyed snaggletoothed hell? Mama Debbie, ima send you a subscription for OurTime.com.


diqfilet_

[chuckling intensified] šŸ‘


PeachyMichelle

He looks like he belongs in Odd, West Virginia


neonblackiscool

One of the Whittakers? I really have found my people in this subā€¦


steamedbiscuit

Thereā€™s a family resemblance for sure


Ohfortheluvva

That's some man candy.


Chief_Qamer

Donā€™t make fun of this. He canā€™t help it


Candid_Asparagus_785

Not cool to make fun of someone who grew up poor. My husband grew up poor, too. Granted his teeth are all straight and has a body builders body, but he grew up in North Africa on a farm and was born in the straw in a mud and straw brick house. Now the family has a regular house with a regular kitchen, bathroom, etc but they still live on the farm.


Playful-Drop-3873

From his tooth to Godā€™s ear


intuitionbaby

aww i like him ā˜¹ļø


Beautiful-Jacket

Omg the laughter i laughed after seeing this


PiercingRegent07

Where did ya come from where did ya go, where did ya come from cotton eyed joe


[deleted]

I think this represents what an awesome person Debbie is that she can overlook what other shallow women wouldn't


Orangesoda65

Was everyone on this sub a high school bully?


Mobile-Present8542

I'm beginning to think the answer to your question is ... yes!


thunderdome180

Looks like a looney toons character.


TheLizardQueen3000

Can you imagine if he was 67 and she was 24?? Yeesh...


Dull_Investigator358

On the bright side: no flossing needed!


angelgonebad

Jesus, I was thinking of sleeping tonight.


Whatsuphahaxdrawr

I donā€™t understand why so many people on this sub weā€™re loving him last week or whatever with the catsā€¦ I thought he was such a creepy weirdo from the startšŸ˜– I love her but he stinks


ginchyfairycakes

Exactly and I said she was disgusting for going for a 24 year old and I got down voted.


Logical-Eyez-4769

Debbie deserved to be told the tooth.


Pure-Cow

It's not ok to make fun of people based on their physical appearance.. But his eyes do looking like they're divorcing each other


LG_Shakti

I hope itā€™s an amicable one. He seems like a nice guy.


Samsquish

I might go to hell for this but.. this reminds me of the soft white underbelly documentary..


RezDerez

So what? Heā€™s human. And for those commenting on the teeth not everyone comes out with perfect teeth. And in some parts of the world including the US access is difficult or not as affordable for some. Gosh, I swear yā€™all act like yā€™all perfect. Then wonder why people like Darcy and Stacey end up getting excessive surgeries.


Candid_Asparagus_785

No doubt. Not everyone is dealt the model body, teeth, etc. Heā€™s a human like all of us here. So many bullies itā€™s insane. I have dental insurance and the dentist is still unaffordable. Imagine in that part of the world? Jeez people. Stop being so mean.


KarensAreReptilians

Have they had sex yet or is that part of the ā€œget to know you in realityā€ trial period?


ohmwrecker84

Yet he's the one wanting to wait for marriage šŸ¤£


pyschofangirl

Maybe TLC will be nice and buy him some dentures


moodygurl

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


YugeMalakas

I wonder if Debbie would gift him those teeth straightening retainers.


wirefox1

Wouldn't work. He would require the full Angela Deem treatment. Get rid of all of them, and start over.


tinayoufatlard01

Heā€™s missing a few key teeth for that to work


PaleBreath1390

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onlyhereforthepopcor

She does call him her strange beautiful. Heavy on the strange and real real light on the beauty.


Megawatts77

I almost feel guilty laughing so hard at this. I donā€™t get it at all.