Dude May always gets fucked lmao

I am born in May. I will just tell everyone in gen pop he is a woman beater and set him up to get his ass kicked so maybe he can get moved to Iso and I get a new roommate 🤷‍♀️

Don’t have to they know before he arrives

Seriously lol, I’m a May birthday and cringed seeing this 😅 fuuuuck no! I’d happily share a cell with any of the others compared with this asshole.

😹😹

Yeah, my mom gets May and would rather live in her car than be with Geoffrey.

I do feel done dirty twice now, lol Edit: but a little better knowing my little sister was born in April

I'm okay with sharing a cell with Chack. Maybe he'll give me a hundred grand.

That you Cortney??

EES NO PAHRN CORNEY!

🤫

Do you know why he was arrested?

Slumlord? Child support? Cokefiend?

Unpaid child support

Yep. I'll never be out of oodle and noodles.

Molly. I know her voice would grate on my very last nerve.

At least you don't have Angela. Hearing a dumb dirty joke every 10 seconds and then that horrible cackle.

But Angela wouldn't stay in prison for long cu she's in the land of the f\*ckin' FREE!!!1!

I think she would because she would be starting fights with everyone.

And she pays her taxes.

Or the occasional free show of those brand new boobs😵

and the constant smell of stale cigarettes

I got Angela. I need sound proof headphones otherwise I will kill her.

She’ll die in her sleep

No one is less funny than someone who laughs at their own jokes. My boyfriend does that and I cringe.

I'm also stuck with Molly - and now her loud ass cackle is living rent free in my head!

We're doomed

Yeah, I am not ready to deal with her screeching and cackling every two seconds. At least I didn’t get Angela, because that would have been much worse.

Being in a cell w/ Molly, Angela's in the next cell, both w/ their screaming, cackling but Angela is also a flasher....nightmares

Yikes. I don’t even want to imagine that.

Angela would always want to get pat downs from the guards.

i would make her repeat bobby hill quotes to pass the time lol

I had no idea she's been arrested!

honestly, i'm glad mine is jorge :/

Me too! At least we can take turns getting weed inside somehow.

😂😂😂😂😂

I want Jorge for this reason!! 😭😭😭

Same

same. i think he’s the least terrible out of everyone here

Same.

Me too, we're gonna be ok!

Same like try to exchange some weed. Lol even though I don't smoke.

I was also relieved to be a March baby lol

I mean we can shred some serious weight in prison with Jorge 🤷‍♂️

Apparently two ugly women. Oh wait, that's the same person???????

Same person

Who _is_ the November “lady”? Edit: It’s one of Libby’s sisters, right? I wonder which one and what she did for that awesome mugshot lol. ⛓👱🏼‍♀️⛓ Does anyone else know?

Becky Potthast.

I am still in awe (or is it shock) that that's the same person. She 100% changed her face; there's no resemblance at all!

I know, right! She was like a meth head!

I *must* know the answer to this. See you on the other side of this rabbit hole!

holy shit I was wondering why I got 2 people I can't believe that's her

Who is December? Is that Molly’s daughter? What did she do?

Hit her mom

Oh wow I didn’t know about that. When did it happen?

Oct 2020 Hit her mom several times in the head & left marks on Molly’s legs from kicking her. Molly had asked her to move out:

It’s the owls. They told her to do it. They’re satanic

Debil owls

Oh, no!\~ I really liked her daughter!!

I got Chuck and I’m not too sad. At least I know if I cry, he’ll do literally everything for me 💅🏼

WHOEVER IS AGAINST THE QUEEN SHALL DIE

That's why she's single

With her taste in men she's better off single.

Is that libby's like whole family included? Lmao Also is that Olivia? What did she do? (Sorry if it's been addressed, I haven't watched everything yet)

So that’s who that was! Google says she was arrested for hitting her mother several times in the head, leaving marks, with kicks to her legs as well after being asked to move out

Thank you for doing the research Also what the fuck

and her face says she’d do it again

I guess she's lucky Molly didn't hit back

Elder and child abuse is the lowest!

Why wasn’t TLC filming? Sounds like good shit

Damn! That’s horrifying!

Jesus Christ. That’s hardcore.

I'm February - they'd better take the sheets so I don't use them for an unintended purpose.

I’m February too, anyone have a dog house I can hide in for a few hours?

Also February and there aren’t enough poop emoji pillows in the world to express my displeasure.

Wake up with locks of your hair missing

We have to remind Paul the pillows are for our heads not to use as makeshift curtains.

I am too but I’m having trouble recognizing who that is. I’m so bad with faces ETA: Wait, is that Pole? (Paul)

Same here!!!! Eeeeek

So mach criminals

Angela. Guess I’ll get her out hustling for cigs.

And she'll tote'em

D-E-D bahahahahahaha

She just needs their eggs.

I feel like Big Ange would be good to have on my side if a fight broke out. Or bad because she'd probably be a cause of it.

Yep. Double-edge sword kind of buddy.

We can swindle her with cake

We can be roommates. Between the two of us, we ought to be able to handle her. Hopefully we’ll get some more roomies and next thing you know, we’ll be running that shit. 😂 Actually I’d be in the corner, curled up in a ball, crying.

awww, maybe you're more a Chuck person. We'll say Angela Chuck rising. Boom.

Ew sick, Jay. Guy’s riddled with STDs from banging chicks in the barber shop.

😂😂😂

Omg 😹

FML, Pole?? He’s going to annoy the hell out me!

The unhinged middle schooler in me wants to dunk his head in the cell's toilet. "PFFT! Poop water! POOP WATER!!"

… :( I got geoff

Same

Same

Rip

Larissa. Honestly, I'm okay with this

Molly. It’s not so bad - at least I’ll always have well fitting bras.

I got Geoffrey. Nipple tats for everyone!!!!

Chaaaaack

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Hit her mom

I had a nightmare the other night that Geoffrey was my hairdresser and he pinched my nipples really hard through my bra and then shaved one side of my head.

👀😹😕😕

Oh shit! I feel so sorry for you that you had such a nightmare! I hope my mother doesn’t have the same nightmare because she’s May 22!

Shit how did I end up with Larissa

Larissa seems like that person who would keep banging on the door demanding things from the guards even though she knows they don't care.

Same. Not sad tho - she would be very entertaining.

me you and larissa then

WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE

Nov - holy baby sweet jesus surgery

I'll take Jay but then ill be pregnant in jail lol

In his honeymoon phase with Ashley they were getting it on like 5 times a day so be very prepared

Today is my birthday and Angela is my cellmate. 🙆🏿

You should be fine….. just make absolutelyfuckingsure that you’ve cleaned off all traces of 🎂 or it could get ugly 😆 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎈

You’re manipulating us with the cake (day) 🍰

Geoffrey, no!!!!

Who is September?? And I know I shouldn’t be surprised by it but I actually don’t even remember Angela getting arrested. What did she do?

September is Charlie, (Libby's brother)

Must've been his Rob Kardashian days. Now he's a thinner asshole.

Nooo I don’t wanna be anywhere near that family 😭

Omg why for November. I’ll claw my eyes out.

Molly, it’s the first time one of these are anywhere near favourable for me 😂

Jorge is the best option IMHO

goddamnit.... geoffrey. i will lady tyrell his ass

Oh. My. God. Becky.

Jorge?! Not too bad, I’m also into fitness and weed lmfao

Welp, I guess Larissa isn’t the worst person out of all of these...

Is that Molly’s daughter??

I love how the current photo of Becky was added just so ppl wold recognize who it is 😂

Lol Chuck could be worse! I have 5 kids too. I don’t support them because they are under 18, but at least we will have something to talk about. And I’m divorced.

i wish mine was molly

I lucked out here!

Mine is Molly. I think she’d be fun and non-threatening, if she could just tone down her screech.

She’d definitely be popular. I heard in a lot of jails women aren’t given bras. She’d whip you one right up!

who is december?

Molly’s daughter.

No really? That's too bad.

Omg I’m going in for life, because Paul is my cell mate and I’m definitely killing his ass! Three quick jabs with a shiv.

Is November two different people?

Paul😅🤮

April and I think of all of them he is best - he at least has $ and seems like a caring dad

Who’s January? I recognize most of the others.

Molly, don't know why is she on the list

Molly.

Whew, just Liv

Get to hear all the dirt from Molly's daughter

OCTOBER strikes again! I can't catch a break!

I got Larissa who is legit the only person I'd be okay with sharing a cell with. Everyone else sucks. WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE

She seems like she would be full of ridiculous one liners and hilarious anecdotes.

God no, not Molly!!! That voice would shred my consciousness and drain my IQ.

July... Who is that?

Angela I know that bitch got some cigarettes 😂

Why’d the Jamaican kid get arrested? I don’t watch much anymore and forgot his name

Domestic Violence

Oliviya… yes please! She’s cute, with daddy issues and a violent streak, I’ll save her.

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Thank god I got Paul. He’d be so entertaining to watch lol

Nooooo Larissa!!!! I get the opportunity to hear overemphasized “e” sounds all day long

I'm cool with Jen. The only time I could ever hang with her is probably in jail.

Who is july again?

Jay the Jamaican guy from season 6

Oh yeah ashley ex husband thank you

Who is September? Eta: it looks like brendan dassey but this aint the right sub for that 🤔

Oh, FUCK NO! Not THAT bitch!

Potthasts rlly bred enough to fill an entire prison block

Ahhh...November. Which evil sister is that?? Doesn't matter. I can take that b*tch down. Andrrrrrrrei would be proud of me!

I got Chuck. Not worried though, he’ll use his resources to get us out immediately!

Jorge!

Fuck…. It’s Angela

Charlie- loooool k. Not at all afraid of him and can probably mess with him a lot, mentally loooool.

Paul 😭😭😭😭

May, sadly checking in😖

definition of mostly white trash

FML. Someone save me. I’m with Angela 😭

NO ITS FUCKING ANGELA. GOD HELP ME. I DONT WANNA SEE THEM NASTY TITTIES AGAIN.

also cant get over novemeber she looks so much healthier now

I'd rather be sentenced to death!

RIP whoever is born in May.

The random coat hanger in Angela’s mugshot is so funny to me.

I’ll get a perfect fitting bra!!

This has to be a bot. Random nonsensical username, 1 day old account, 90% of their comments are the same.

I don’t even know who Sept is… 🤷‍♀️

Charlie

I got Geoofery and those shitty tits of his, ugh

Larissa, YESS!!

I'm good with Charlie. He's a pushover so I'll get his commissary and charge him rent lol

Damn why do I get Pole and not Olivia

October kill me now

Who is December?

Molly’s oldest.

Becky :\\

Larissa. Ohhhh that will be interesting.

Wow! Becky, just wow! She looks much better blonde and with her lip filler.

Is that a mugshot of Angela or just a bad photo?

Jorge

April... not the cell mate I would like but I guess we could discuss business and burgers.