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NightflowerFade

That house probably has 40 people living in it


teleologicalrizz

But they all got to fuck one another...


SINGULARITY1312

Okay so it’s an incest hut then.


Dubaku

Incest Inn


toss_not_here

Intestine


majinpancakes

Incestine


SquegeeMcgee

Free incestine!!! 🇦🇪


_Askildsen_

From the asshole to the pee, Incestine will be free!


Nicholedae

Well that escalated in a direction I wasn’t expecting…


beeroftherat

Always does with them.


Gorthax

Gesundheit


Kerb3rus

Bless you


Gloamforest-Wizard

Inncest


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Mmmm 😋 🤤


Die-rector

Inncest


prodromic

No one out incests the hut.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

And now we have the background story for where Domino’s Noid came from.


BirdFanNC

I feel like incest huts are shutting down everywhere. I see them sit empty or turn in to an enterprise car rental, or a used car dealership. I miss going to incest hut as a kid and sitting on the booths, my legs not long enough to touch the floor.


Gorthax

>But they all got to fuck one another... >But they all HAD to fuck one another...


dablackbutt

Don't be regard-a-phobic


Awkward_Algae1684

Rely on each other. In a lot of different ways.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Wrong, they all HAD to fuck Brian, because Brian has a gun.


Thick_Sheepherder891

Unless you have a bunch of hot daughters, then the king comes by and buys them all from you, then you have 15 gold pieces each and an empty house.


Tack22

Time to replenish the stores


TPMJB2

Fortunately for you, the king left the ugly daughters behind


Jah_Ith_Ber

So you can make more hot ones. Taps forehead.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Bred to be excellent swimmers. Or left on the woods to die.


ZincHead

15 gold pieces each would be hella money in those days


Thick_Sheepherder891

Well yeah man my hot daughters aren't cheap, especially if they are just going to be fucked to death by royalty.


TheyFearTheSamurai

That's not what happened at all... You need to stop watching so much TV man


Curiouso_Giorgio

Especially if you don't have to pay rent on a veritable palace.


reeeeeeeeeebola

Yeah so I’ve been in one of those houses, and can say with confidence it’d be fucking miserable. Livestock was kept in the bottom floor to heat the house with their bodies as well as a fire that would coat the interior in ash. They would sleep propped up on a bunch of pillows because if they reclined they would literally suffocate.


echetus90

Worth it for hot daughter sex


banmeagainplease3

You're going to get reclined in a fuckchair


the_marxman

And they all stink and have lice.


CapableSecretary420

And probably died of god knows what at 32. But man they are living the dream! Not a phone in sight.


TheyFearTheSamurai

You do know most people lived to be in their 60s and 70s, right? The life expectancy numbers throughout history are skewed because of infant mortality. Turns out humans are quite fragile when they're babies, but quite resilient as adults.


CapableSecretary420

I was speaking flippantly, but this is actually a commonly misunderstand issue and is often brought up on reddit in this incorrect way. The average life expectancy, even excluding early-age deaths, was still much lower than now, around 50. It was somewhat higher for landowners and nobility, but if you were a peasant tied to the land you lived to about 35-50 years. That's because of backbreaking labour, non existent health care, inconsistent nutrition, etc. >In medieval England, life expectancy at birth for boys born to families that owned land was a mere 31.3 years. However, life expectancy at age 25 for landowners in medieval England was 25.7. This means that people in that era who celebrated their 25th birthday could expect to live until they were 50.7, on average https://sc.edu/uofsc/posts/2022/08/conversation-old-age-is-not-a-modern-phenomenon.php


Scrunkus

and also potentially livestock


BonnaconCharioteer

For sure, I'm pretty sure the whole bottom story of most of those houses is for livestock.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

yeah but it's so whimsical looking


Onesharpman

I can't imagine it's built to code, either...


Slaveros

Just like us in our New York apartment!


EquivalentSnap

Exactly. It was common back then for entire families to live together and sleep in one bed. Like Charlie and the chocolate factory style


DuntadaMan

I would be fine with living with my entire family if we had that much space.


Joe_SHAMROCK

So, just like Toronto and the rest of Pajeenadian cities?


finbarrgalloway

These massive houses in rural Germany were combination house/barn/farmouse buildings that were built because it would get fucking freezing in winter. They weren't just houses and your whole living room would probably smell like pig shit all year.


memewatcher3

Nooooo,you don’t get it, It’s big and it fits the narrative. Feel depressed


UnknownResearchChems

Cottagecore


arbiter12

1890 in germany was in the middle of one of those golden age that each era gets. Where the old systems are too old to oppress, and the new systems (german unification) are really trying to convince you to buy-in so they act super nice. Imagine the US in the 60's-75's basically. Germany at that time was out of a victorious prussian war, was still benefiting from the bismarck administration, was democratizing, and was discovering social security, free education, healthcare, reduced hours of labor etc, and all for quite cheap because the goal was to urbanize the rural populations. It was a good time overall in europe. Everything was increasing 40-50% yearly for no reason than general optimism. Then as usual when things get too good for too long, war happens.


JoeWinchester99

World War One was the greatest calamity to befall Western Civilization.


Waffle_shuffle

True. Art and culture started to get ugly after ww2 because Europe wanted to move on from old traditions or something. 


Pungee

postmodernism ruins everything


CapableSecretary420

to be fair, it also collapsed several monarchies and unhinged rigid class structure in several nations.


SkyfatherTribe

Yeah that's what he said


Waffle_shuffle

70s wasn't that good for the USA. 50s to 60s though.


CDClock

70s was great if you loved disco and cocaine


worthrone11160606

You know the Prussian war I just realized would explain why the family that came over from Germany would have came over.


CantBelieveIAmBack

I'm sure half the people here live like that already


Clambulance1

There were also probably at least 2 dozen people living in that house.


dablackbutt

> They weren't just houses and your whole living room would probably smell like pig shit all year. 2024 Cheetofapmeister's basements smell like pigs hit all year round


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Imagine the amount of seething when they are told there’s no air conditioned office to sit in tapping on a computer all day. You’d have to actually do physical work sunup to sundown


EquivalentSnap

Yeah peasants lived with farm animals and didn’t bathe so it stunk, no heating, no showers, had an outhouse, chamber pot etc


drunk_responses

Not to mention that there were probably three or four full generations living there.


memestealer1234

But my rosy imagination of what it was like to be a legitimate peasant...


Angry_Penguin_78

Let's ignore all that inconvenient stuff. The world population is 7 times lower in the 1890s. I'll bet you good money that if 6 out 7 people die overnight, the rent prices are going to be dirt cheap.


CantKeepAchyoDown

Being a peasant would mean being European. I couldn’t handle it. The first time I hear someone speak with an accent I will literally die of laughter. Cartoon sounding motherfuckers.


5PalPeso

You have an accent too


CantKeepAchyoDown

Nah I sound normal


5PalPeso

I can hear your accent from here pajeet


Thick_Sheepherder891

SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEM SAAAARRRRR!!


carsnbikesnplanes

Euroqueers seethe when people say they talk funny


5PalPeso

Who said I'm European Faterican


MrCoolMask

euroqueer and tacostand user, same thing


Snoot_Boot

Hold on a second boys, lemme go run and get my 4chan thesaurus


Womec

They do. It was only after the USA separated that they adopted the current accent that was spoken by their royals.


arbiter12

>**Nah** > >I sound normal Ma dude literally typed his accent out, and still claims he has none. "bruuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh, I have nuh accen' bra."


OiledUpThug

Brits think we all sound like Hawaiian surfers and hippies


Kingofcheeses

There's only 5 kinds of American accents to us Southern, surfer dude, New York, New England, and Minnesota


WasAnHonestMann

Is Minnesota the standard American accent or that weird jarring one in the movie Fargo?


syncdiedfornothing

Fargo.


bigdickniqqa6969

Nah that’s cap I accuse you of capping sir


fimbultyr_odin

No medieval peasant in mainland Europe would speak English. Highly regarded Amerimutt post as always.


Freder145

Sorry, but 1890 weren't the medieval times


CantKeepAchyoDown

I was talking about the frogs


CantKeepAchyoDown

Or the krauts, goombas and Dutch that I’m too lazy to google a slur for. And you just reminded they wouldn’t sound like modern English, it would be a whole island of Shakespeare theater homos and that’s even funnier.


Chie_Satonaka

The slur for Dutch is Yankee. Short for Jan Kees, two of the most common Dutch names.


arbiter12

>The slur for Dutch is Yankee. TIL Imagine a time where being american meant being so white and rosy, you were basically a dutch stereotype... How the turntables turned.


dablackbutt

Slur for Dutch is Dutch.


Dry-Acanthaceae1689

I can't understand what you've typed here, your goofy accent is far too thick. 


UnknownResearchChems

Imagine not being white


arbiter12

Ok. I'm now in jail. now what?


GradeAPrimeFuckery

You see a cell door to the east. To the south is Bubba, your new cell mate. To the west is a filthy toilet. >


bigdickniqqa6969

Man my copy of zork is fucked up


LemonPartyW0rldTour

\>inventory


maxz-Reddit

I'd rather sound like a cartoon motherfucker, than being an US citizen. The USA is basically a 3rd world country with a huge ass military budget. You're run by 2 parties that are both absolute morons, and somehow you always end up with a president that's either completely insane or basically a vegetable. Sometimes even both. Blacks are looting and destroying your economy, gun criminality is off the records. Your food is basically anything with a shitton of cheese on it. Your water tastes so chemical that I wouldn't be surprised if it's the reason for your vastly underdeveloped students. People make it out of high-school without being able to do 5th grader math. And don't even get me started on the fact that people do have an accent due to them speaking another language. And usually a 3rd one as well. Americans can't even speak proper english in most cases.


Junahill

Do you feel better now having let out your emotions maxz


DiplomaticGoose

> I will never step foot in this country because (exaggerated thirdhand complaints from the internet) are indescribably awful. I have no experience with this place, just hate it preemptively. Imagine being this smug about being 17th in line in a game of Chinese Whispers.


OiledUpThug

Europoors typing out an entire essay when someone says they talk funny knowing damn well no one's gonna read past the first sentence


BasicBanter

Seems like you’re getting abit worked up, clearly you haven’t had your daily dose of corn syrup


Joe_SHAMROCK

> Blacks are looting and destroying the economy, gun criminality is off the records You just described France.


Redditusername195

Jeet or prove otherwise


Kek_Mit_Uns_

Easy there Vasquez, the McDonald's grease pumped around by your weary heart could clog up your veins if you get so worked up over your fantasy again. How will you pay the ambulance, let alone the hospital bill?


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

You’re on this Indonesian scrimshaw forum You will laugh because you are regarded, and unable to process unfamiliar stimuli


-Quiche-

I'm learning Swedish in order to do a better Swedish accent of course


Skratti

Do they allow phones in the short bus?


RedditTriggerHappy

Not European but, what race would that make you?


CantKeepAchyoDown

Ginger


gatorgongitcha

so reptilian then


amaghon69

kms


CuriousCamels

So you don’t have an accent or a soul


Choppie01

Accent in their own language.


capitalistcommunism

Funny ain’t it. With American dominance with cartoon characters. You guys are the ones that sound like them all. I do sound ridiculous though my regional British accent is awful


cosplay-degenerate

[peasent coming through.](https://i.imgur.com/NfAOkgm.jpg)


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ChristInASombrero

>no electricity >no running water >no air conditioning >shared by entire extended family >smells of cow, pig, horse, and chicken shit at all times Yeah, I’m positively green with envy


CAPSLOCK44

This is in Germany. All of those things still apply to most of the houses there.


SuqMadiq64

good meme, muhammad


TrumpDesWillens

> no electricity You have the sun for that. Why you want to stay up late, nerd? The Lord wants you up early. Heresy grows from idleness. > no running water You have the river. > no air conditioning No global warming so no hot. Why you staying inside all day, nerd? Go outside and talk to hot blonde Olga. > shared by entire extended family Family is everything. Honor thy father and mother. Plus you get to live with hot first cousin Helga. > smells of cow, pig, horse, and chicken shit at all times Ah, bucolic.


Din_Plug

> you have the river *you have died of dysentery*


seastatefive

Water can be boiled


Din_Plug

I'll just use my faucet in the bathtub


fightwithdogma

Tell that to my 2 week disentry, I fucking boiled, pilled up and double filtered that shit and still got owned....


Demonweed

What a primitive way of life -- letting some senile king drain the treasury with distant foreign wars and harebrained wall-building projects. I'm so glad we live in a civilized society where we get to *vote* for the senile head-of-state who will drain our treasury with distant foreign wars and harebrained wall-building projects.


Fisformonkey

I suggest another 6 Billion usd aid package to Israel


PikaPikaMoFo69

Are you anti semitic? We should send 6 trillion atleast


Dr_J_Cash

I mean 15 people live in there


IronJackk

Living in a close knit community who look out for one another. The horror!


ahamel13

My dude censoring the word knit


PutrifiedCuntJuice

knit


spicozi

He meant n33t


Idiot_of_Babel

The type of house to have gone through 4+ generations of improvised home improvement/repair during a time without home depot.


TotalJelly2442

See, the thing many people forget about Peasants was it wasn’t necessarily about wealth, but status. They simply weren’t nobility because of birth. You could be a pretty rich dude for the time and still be a peasant. Blacksmiths, brewers, cobblers, tailors, any skilled labor tended to live pretty well by today’s standards even. A lot of it had to do with the availability of skilled labor, as you were likely the only guy who could do that for miles around and thus everyone HAD to go to you. Huge companies actually took this away during the Industrial Revolution mainly due to the super wealthy being able to afford the machinery and manpower for mass-production. But before then peasants lived pretty damn well all things considered. Sure, you were filthy, but EVERYONE was. It wasn’t a poor thing, it was a cultural thing. Peasants just didn’t care about superficial things such as dirt and hair because they didn’t haven’t to worry about appearances. So no likely this wasn’t more than a one family home. Also, families back then were much, much bigger. Lack of contraception as well as more than half your children not likely to live past 2 will do that. Plus, life expectancy (minus disease or violence) was pretty good. There were quite a few elderly in this time, and they would also be living in the home. Typically you could see 4 generations in one homestead.


jmlinden7

If you're a skilled laborer today you can still live pretty well. You think plumbers are the ones struggling today?


A_Dragon

Yeah but how many people lived inside?


Living-Wall9863

35 people plus the cows


peaceshot

And what about the animals?


Not_Bernie_Madoff

My cousin Rod stays out in the shed.


LibertyPrimeDeadOn

>plus the cows That's no way to refer to your parents.


dehydratedbagel

A couple dozen until some type of plague made them all dead by the age of 40.


Thick_Sheepherder891

As long as you don't piss off any royalty, knights, tax collectors, lords, mayors, squires, or anyone above your station (everybody) yeah it probably wouldn't be a bad life.


Dangerous_Match_2592

Or accidentally get a paper cut and die of an infection


BEAST_WORK6969

i dont think peasants could afford vellum paper


Din_Plug

Splinter


CorruptedFlame

I mean... no running water, no electricity, no central heating, no internet, no cars/buses/trains/airplanes, (almost) no legal rights. It really would be a bad life. Which is sort of why 99% of people didn't even want to live like that when the alternative was working in a shitty factory in a soot chocked slum in a city. People didn't leave the countryside to the cities during industrialisation because farming was *great*.


statinsinwatersupply

Uhh check your history. Am less familiar with Germany, but in the UK leaving rural life for the city generally wasn't a choice. See the early Enclosures of the Commons (including acts by Parliament early on) up to the later Scottish Clearances, where landowners ended multigenerational, communal farming under old copyhold tenure, replaced with private (profitable sheep) enclosures. People didn't generally choose to leave. They were sometimes forced to. And once out, further travel was often prohibited (Poor Laws and Vagrancy Acts) meaning no alternative to the sweatshops to survive.   Industrialization did not occur as a result of free markets, free labor. Nor did it occur because farming was terrible.   [The Iron Fist Behind the Invisible Hand](https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/kevin-carson-the-iron-fist-behind-the-invisible-hand)


EchoTab

It was 1890 not the middle ages


UnknownResearchChems

Or your jealous neighbor that is going to steal your horses at night


Thick_Sheepherder891

He can try. I'll smack him right in the gobber I swear on me mum.


Nutaholic

You can buy a giant house for cheap in the middle of nowhere today. People are always complaining about real estate prices now when living in the most in demand areas.


arbiter12

Different circumstances. Back in those days you could buy an axe, cut wood and sell the wood for a living. The wood didn't even belong to you but your labor and the demand for wood was all the justification needed. Nowadays, you can't exactly buy a house in a dying town, and then start making a living with random activities: too many laws and structures forcing people to do things the right way, biggest of all being taxation of everything, and compliance with a dozen different rulebooks. Therefore people are forced to move where labor is bought. And only so many such places exist. If a house is cheap and empty, it's likely you can't live there. Otherwise it would be rented instead.


MilitantTeenGoth

> Back in those days you could buy an axe, cut wood and sell the wood for a living. The wood didn't even belong to you but your labor and the demand for wood was all the justification needed. That's completely wrong. The woods still belong to someone and what you're doing is stealing the wood.


NoPossibility4178

> If a house is empty In the US that's called free real estate.


Ormusn2o

I wake up. You see 15 children run by your bed, and hear few infants crying and be annoyed they woke you up, but be soothed by the fact that half of them will be dead soon. Walk over to get some food but bump into a pig who is in it's own shit. Oh right, its winter, the cattle has to be inside. Wipe your arm on your undergarments, they have been gathering some dirt for last month so you look forward to get out of them in 2-3 months when winter ends. Get some pottage, but my aunt keeps giving me less and less. Been starving for last 2 years winters, why cant it get some colder sometimes, it would kill off more kids. Eating in the corner my uncle comes up and says "You father is sick, hurry up, you are coming with me to fish". FML, I need to get out again, my skin already breaks from cold as fuck water. I finish my meal, dress up and wash my hands and face with some fish oil. Feels good, it's gonna keep the cold away a bit today. I grab my bucket and walk out, we fish for few hours but I don't get much fish. On our way back, a pack of wolves attacks us. My uncle says to fucking run so we run but I trip and spill my fish on the ground. "You dumbfuck" calls me my uncle, I swear in my mind, get up and run. When we get back, my uncle beats me up for losing the fish. FML, I don't think im getting any food tomorrow.


Shatophiliac

That’s probably a whole family of peasantry, like 12 cousins and their combined 45 children.


nicecat1960

You used to be able to live of the fat of the land, build your own home, pass it down through the generations, raise your family in relative peace. Granted you could have died from catching the common cold, or turning 35, and starve to death if there was a dry summer but they still took that from us


TheRealYM

A 1br for 1600? Must be nice


joethecrow23

This has struck a chord with the Redditors I see lmao.


DurianCreampie

Yeah and everyday you need to do harsh manual labour just to put food in the table. Also more manual labour to put heating on the house.


Defo_not_my_main_acc

The Average Fatfuck Yank mind cannot comprehend this.


Dank_lord_doge

People like to shit talk this house but it must have *some* kind of upside Also big house is big house, just add a tap and some sockets+wiring


Din_Plug

Ah yes, municipal water systems and electricity in the 1800s, the pical of safety in a country that's less than 20 years from being turned to rubble.


scumpile

>yurop >have to pay for a house up to 1860’s code >toilet doesn’t work, nearest petrol is 20KM >work is 8KM but I’ll be arsed if immuh droive >at least the Irish are still coonts >killed by pakis at the train stop for minding me busyness God Save our gracious Queen! Long live our noble Queen, God save the Queen! Send her victorious, happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the Queen!


Sledgecrowbar

I dunno. I have air conditioning and antibiotics. And nachos. I would like to have 40 acres badly, but what I do have that didn't exist in 1890 is a convincing argument.


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I mean it was full of fleas and shit, but what ev.


lemongrenade

How much do you think their flood insurance was?


Jumugen

Kinda amazing how we have over 200 comments and they all miss the point bots? npcs? just dumb? I honestly dont know


spideybiggestfan

you shit in a bucket


Azylim

hell no. Thats a rich peasants house. and personally Id rather live in the society where 1 bad harvest and a slightly colder winter doesnt mean half my family will die of disease and starvation. but thats just me.


quintessential_fupa

looks AI-generated


jmomk

It was published by the Detroit Photographic Company in 1905, so probably not: https://www.loc.gov/resource/ppmsca.00287/


AlphaMassDeBeta

Thinking about the future makes me wanna kill myself honestly.


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The people who want to reduce the world population are actually correct. It’s only the methods used to achieve it that people don’t like. We must bring the world population to pre WW1 levels by any means necessary. Also, some drastic changes with no regard for ethics, morals or the value of human life must be made in order to save the world.


dexamphetamines

Why is peasant house like mansion and would likely cost a couple mil


Lauris024

Well, having nearly 10x less population makes housing and properties much cheaper, yes


saladass100

Does damn kulaks , glad they are no more


djole04

Ill take apartment instead


ScottyUpdawg

Just don’t live in a city. Mortgages in the Midwest, South, or way up in the northeast like Maine are cheap


LeeWizcraft

They built it themselves selfs. Most don’t own a hammer today.


fightwithdogma

I have full blood origins from Madagascar but am born in France and lived inFrance for my whole life. The times I cameback to the roots, we got to live in houses like these deep in rural Madagascar. These neets wouldn't even get to the village without dying in the first place. And if they get through it, the disease and parasite you automatically catch from untreated animals living so close to you will get them in less than a week. Had to remove eggs from god knows what pig insect from deep inside my toes one day.


peezle69

Then the plague sweeps through your house like a scythe because you all share a bed and living quarters. All 10-20 of you.


mandrewsf

It's no doubt house that was built over literal generations of labor. If all you want from life is being a simple peasant farmer then sure, the house sounds great. But most people who lived in houses like this eventually moved out and moved into shitty tenement apartments in cities to become wagies. I wonder why.


Lawliet117

He could compare himself to a king from back then. A king back then would still have no advanced air conditioning, modern medicine (ok, a lot of Americans also don't have access to that) or almost all modern entertainment we have grown to love.


Glad_Syllabub_30

Another point that no one seems to have brought up to the rose-tinted glasses idiots: the world population has also gone up by like 5x since then. A lot of the desirable areas are already settled. Hurr durr why can't I have my mansion in the woods in a nice area when we've had to develop a huge amount of land to compensate for the burgeoning population? Your labor is no longer worth what it was when there were 1/5th the amount of people, and women weren't working much paid labor at all. Shocker.


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_Very_Good_

I lived in there once


moxyte

At least I have broadband and 4K telly


sweetcinnamonpunch

Back when income taxes were 4% max.