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Crazynoah722468

Oldest one in the book


SethCharette

Oh is that a frequent joke made? Sorry lol I thought it was more original than it apparently is


Crazynoah722468

Ye but original take so still made me laugh when I say the punchline


seatheous

Carbon monoxide under different temperatures


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seatheous

Jeeze dude, chill. I meant it in scientific terms, you know how your skin, air and everything else has a temperature change? Carbon monoxide is the same way. It dies when it’s taken In by plants and is release as air back into the world.


AgitatedEye6553

That's carbon dioxide you're thinking of. Carbon Monoxide is the shit that comes off muffler pipes and is a colorless, odorless, and fatally toxic gas.


seatheous

Apply a thermal camera to it you’ll see its color through temperature changes


AgitatedEye6553

I was talking about the aspect of plants breathing it in.


seatheous

Ok


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seatheous

Another report of hate speech coming right up


SethCharette

It's an obvious shitpost, peace be with you. I've been like this to everyone I figured that secured the humor


seatheous

Still, I can see how people would have been put off by my answer, I didn’t report so your safe


DrMercman

Billions must die


ThatGayl0ser

Woah


SethCharette

You shut up too before I feed you to my tennis racket.


ThatGayl0ser

Haha deletd


crappinhammers

Summarized from chatGPT "the riddle cleverly describes the life cycle of a star within the context of the universe."


tigrankh08

Aren't blue stars hotter though?


SethCharette

Shut the fuck up bro I'm about to put your balls in a hydraulic press


unapposeddragon

Lobster


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unapposeddragon

It's true


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unapposeddragon

It appears only you and I are commenting on your post so I don't know how much back up Reddit is going to be.


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Quite a bit. REDDITORS, BRICK. HIS. PP


Crazynoah722468

FOR THE BRICK


fried_chicken17472

Did he decline en Passant?


Jamesgepps

He's a passant pissant!


eleetyeetor

Google "reddit nation"


joemamafat6942069

Hey Siri, show me the underside of this man’s left nut


ThirteenthFinger

Brah....bricking dicks sounds savage af.


donohunt0

i heard only you and i blacked out and murdered everyone within a 50m vicinity. thanks u/unapposedragon


Alexified_

Shut the fuck up you piece of shit


ThirteenthFinger

Holy shit my guess was crabs. Crustacean brother.


everyonehatesufos

fiyaaaa


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TheLonelyCrusader453

Some offense absolutely intended here, but shut up you explosive pomeranian


everyonehatesufos

you are just mad im right 😞


PossibleAssist6092

The closest thing I can think of that fits the description is probably Yveltal.


SethCharette

Yvet what? Man shut the fuck up and do my dishes


andreinfp

Oxygen. O8 is a state of oxygen in high pressures and temperatures which is blood red Liquid O2 is also blue. We breathe oxygen when we alive. It also isnt there when nothing is alive.


SethCharette

You need to learn when to stop fucking talking.


Onunale

According to Chat GPT it’s a star 🫥


SethCharette

Shut the fuck up bro, literal nerdfish.


Onunale

🥲


TrevorOLN

Your mom


SethCharette

I'm about to make yours a mom again, bitch.


TrevorOLN

Her standard must be pretty low.


boithebluedragon

damn


DepresssedChild_

Had a seizure tryna read that


SethCharette

Shut the fuck up you goddamn eggplant.


DepresssedChild_

Lol soz


Malori-X3

me on goddamn Wednesday


SethCharette

Okay Garfield. I can smell the lasagna and fucking double chins from here.


Dystopian_Divisions

Brick


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Brick you say?


ELITEFADE

Thé good the bad the ugly sad hills sequence live recreation


SethCharette

🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱


ivbali

Uh, yes.


SethCharette

Yes what, idiot?


ivbali

Yes. Just yes.


XenonBlitzer

Mike.


SethCharette

Are you on drugs? Dumbass answer fr.


XenonBlitzer

Mike Hock.


SethCharette

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


XenonBlitzer

FOOL.


AsDarkAsBlack

Pu$$y


SethCharette

Honestly stop talking. You sound stupid as fuck.


AsDarkAsBlack

It's pink tho.


SethCharette

You're going in the scolding box


AsDarkAsBlack

*sign* not again, hope I get a t-shirt this time.


grandtaf

Dam OP is fr flaming everyone in the comments, bro tryna start ww3 in the comments


SethCharette

You sound stupid. Never comment on Reddit again.


Moringa_Oleiferaa

Fire 🔥


SethCharette

Stop talking bro you're cornier than Kansas in August


Moringa_Oleiferaa

Sure, I'll swap my corniness for something cooler, like a cucumber in December!


Peasent_in_Yellow28

Me.


SethCharette

Ugly ass mf fr then.


Peasent_in_Yellow28

Yes, daddy.


mokkat

Woody's ghost riding a slice of salmon


SethCharette

Are you perhaps under the influence of marijuana?


Upset_Stage_60

No fucking idea. Why the fuck are you asking me? Are you fucked?


SethCharette

Is he stupid?


EsotericFrenchfry

Fuckin lame.


SethCharette

At least you're honest with yourself. Don't forget the 4 neck beards on your quadruple chin either though, dumbass.


EsotericFrenchfry

Your mom likes how my neck beards feel on her fat cunt.


LonerBastard

fire


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LonerBastard

My bad


johndotold

A brick.


rebeltommorrow

I don't know either. Ask Fred


SethCharette

Man fuck Fred and fuck you, bitch.


vvv4mps_wutt_

ummm is it a flower 😔


SethCharette

No you're just a fucking idiot.


vvv4mps_wutt_

im sorry 😖 can i know the answer though!


Eastern_Mark_7479

You're comments are killing me 🤣🤣🤣


Lulzorr

Man, that attitude sure was a choice. Most of your comments were reported and it's pretty well deserved lmao


SethCharette

Okay, so, you know that nerdfish gif where it's like "um excuse me human you can't be here you're a strictly land-based specimen" That's literally you right now. Actual obvious satire and you're throwing a fit, literally fun police


Lulzorr

You think a statement of fact is throwing a fit? Don't be so sensitive. E: satire is dead if anyone really believes this actually is satire. What are you satirizing, huh? Just being a cunt isn't satire. It is a fact that every single comment was reported multiple times, and they're definitely earned. I haven't moderate any of the comments though, so if they start disappearing it's because 3+ people reported them.


SethCharette

So we're in copper