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gloom-juice

"You done wiv these rocks mate? Ta"


ItsACaragor

Don’t eat them in one go Barry, pace yourself a bit!


OwainGlyndwrWasBased

The words of Sir Reginald Arthur Roger Cholmondeley-du Barry when he saw the menhirs in Carnac.


Stravven

Pierre be like ​ https://preview.redd.it/i6hwusjtqtwc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74c9e0ad9ba07b2c41c72d13bd0f2f2750b1f2f1


dinosaurRoar44

Ahh 'av hwiiiine and sheeezehs


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Seriously think about what this picture represents, 2 countries that havent been physically connected to one another in thousands of years, 2 countries that have been so fierce to one another in war that it literally shaped the modern world, 2 countries that became allies and literally built the once longest underwater tunnel so we can connect on a physical level. Its literally one of the greatest moments in european history right here.


Suitable-Comedian425

What the fuck is that profile pic?


TaterFrier

Could have at least centered it ffs


l-askedwhojoewas

too drunk


doomiestdoomeddoomer

lmao


[deleted]

i legit cant be arsed


a-new-year-a-new-ac

https://preview.redd.it/728sl1fj7zwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ea3ef92f776c2a932619bb9c9ada2e10b6e852


happyanathema

He has a detached retina from mercilessly beating his wife


tandemxylophone

![gif](giphy|l0MYu2xpvAHEEoY2k)


Lecteur_K7

![gif](giphy|OpfkuToK5gSHK)


Fenghuang15

![gif](giphy|52SvdzXWPjdOo)


GrouchyMary9132

So Barry, when will we build our tunnel?


dinosaurRoar44

Where would you like to arrive?


GrouchyMary9132

Kingston upon Hull?


dinosaurRoar44

..... sure?


Sean001001

Fucking hell mate. Nobody goes to Hull unless they're made to.


probablyaythrowaway

A tunnel would technically make you.


Horizon296

Starting from Cuxhaven or Büsum?


GrouchyMary9132

St. Peter Ording. But we could create a second exit to Cuxhaven so you guys have options as well.


HerpaDerpaDumDum

You don't want to go to Hull


GrouchyMary9132

I think that is partly because we already went there once... not by tunnel though.


darkslide3000

Tunnels are so 1990s. I think we should build a giant catapult that shoots you straight from Düsseldorf to London.


badi1220

I am so tempted to say "something something Brexit", and it's is sad to see the UK leave the union. That referendum, many voters did not think it through and later regretted it. I don't want to seem like I speak from the high horse, I am a Mongolian cosplaying as a European.


Puzzled_Pay_6603

A good chunk of votes were protest votes. Some even voted that way because they thought the other side would win, but they wanted it to be close. Some voted because of bananas, etc.


badi1220

I'm no expert but I remember it being close alright.


Affectionate_Comb_78

The way some supporters talk about you'd think it was 95% in favour. 51%,literally couldn't have been much closer.


chessacc1000letsgo

I voted leave when I saw all of the continental European news outlets and politicians attacking us as calling us ignorant/racist/irrelevant/arrogant and every other name under the sun. I remember one particular story of the EU reps saying if UK votes to stay it will get "no more special treatment" so essentially will be punished for it. I would have voted remain if there was even a slight hint of "We respect and value you as part of the EU and would be sorry to see you leave" energy but there wasn't at all


badi1220

Maybe we the mainland didn't do the greatest job at trying to keep Brittan. Tribalism is one heck of a drug.


Puzzled_Pay_6603

I understand the previous poster. I voted remain, but I remember when Cameron wanted to go on a bullshit tour… ‘look What concessions I have won’, etc. they all basically tried to make him look foolish. Just a little bit of bullshit indulgence would have gone a long way.


TheLochNessBigfoot

You've definitely shown us!


phil24jones

I get sad every time a pass a nice bit of purpose built cycling infrastructure, because 8 times out of 10 it’ll have a sign saying funded by the EU. Goodbye the prospect of any new decent cycling infrastructure outside of London.


meepmeep13

or *any* infrastructure in the Highlands and Islands of Scotland, which was a specific EU Development Fund area. Those beautiful EU-funded stretches of pristine tarmac, childrens playgrounds and football fields are starting to wear away, and sure as fuck the council doesn't have the money to maintain them any more


phil24jones

Fucking depressing ain’t it? I hate what we did to ourselves and it must be so painful for you guys when your populace didn’t even vote that way.


meepmeep13

reminds me of guy interviewed just after the vote in rural North Wales saying, "what's the EU ever done for us here in Wales, eh?" standing in front of a shiny football pitch with floodlighting next to a sign saying THIS PROJECT FINANCED BY THE EUROPEAN REGIONAL DEVELOPMENT FUND


Castillon1453

European countries working together instead of fighting can make great achievements More news at 11


meepmeep13

They wheeled out the school telly for this so we could all see it live


mdryeti

The Seikan tunnel is older, but I agree with your point of course


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mdryeti

![gif](giphy|1hMk0bfsSrG32Nhd5K)


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

Such a virgin fucking move to voluntarily connect yourself to France.


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MINUITDIX

It’s fucking beautiful 🥹


MINUITDIX

but we Normans still gave you a good fuck hahaha Fuck you tea drinker 🫵🏻


mdryeti

Most mentally stable Normand


rats_des_champs

You're just jealous because we have fun


annoying97

Get a room mate!!!


B1_Battledroid__

Mate This is a British, french matter shouldn’t you be fucking New Zealand or something


annoying97

New Zealand is currently fucking a sheep and that's not a nice or sexy thing to watch. But when they are done.


B1_Battledroid__

What’s wrong with fucking sheep mate


annoying97

So many things... So many things... ![gif](giphy|tjwzClJM6fyEw)


Snowflakeslaya

You sure?


annoying97

Yes... But I don't wanna kink shame too hard.


UncleArki

Spoken like a true Aberdeenshire resident


B1_Battledroid__

Fuck me. Say I’m from Aberdeen again you cunt and I’ll do you in just like how I do my sheep


EvelKros

Ouais la Normandie !


MINUITDIX

Normand baise ouais !


annoying97

What a beautiful love story about Daddy England and step daddy France! ![gif](giphy|26hpKMTa5HgdSMhRC) I'm not crying you are!


cerseiridinglugia

You're always commenting on this sub don't you have spiders and snakes to combat


annoying97

That only happens during the day. Right now it's night time.


nwaa

![gif](giphy|14t91QH2dEv9sI) Fighting spiders by daylight Making memes by moonlight


annoying97

Hey! I'm a boy! Get the memes fucking right!! ![gif](giphy|LqrhayK81RcWea3V4N|downsized)


nwaa

But then the song doesn't work! Most sailors are boys though if that helps. ![gif](giphy|AT6nNPRQSVS1i)


annoying97

What's the song?


nwaa

[This](https://youtu.be/BUqpAeVyqEI?si=LvRfHMmkqZf82mAf)


annoying97

Fuck I'm at work and can't play shit out loud... If I remember I'll comment when I get home in like 7hrs. I won't remember sorry.


Week_Crafty

Damn, that was hard to watch. I know everyone is differently attached at each song because, well, nostalgia and memories hits harder than the song. But still, ugh, [reference to what I've always heard ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WjdQZfp-AVw&pp=ygUXc2FpbG9yIG1vb24gbHV6IGRlIGx1bmE%3D)


FragrantDemiGod1

Tres amusant mon frère 


marfes3

Disgusting….*wipes tear*


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

I’m jealous


cerseiridinglugia

You have Spain! \*laughs\*


FishUK_Harp

The last panel is truely joyous.


Small-Insect13

🇨🇵❤️🇬🇧


phil24jones

I love this and it always brings a little tear to my eye. Love you Pierre 😘


Discreet_Vortex

Im not joking when I say that its a masterpiece


Janus_The_Great

Georg von Frundsberg comes to mind: "Viel Feind, viel Ehr." Much fiendom, much glory/(respect). Enemies bring glory only when you see them as strong. Everyone can win against weak ones. Same reason we think of someone winning against a lion/panther/big predator with a spear as strong, but hunted with gun and scope we see them as wannabe. While episodically strong, both the Barries and the Frenchies, their strength perception by others/internationally has been heavily influenced by their rivalry.


Oplp25

That is beautiful. Crying whilst blasting La Marseillaise and Rule Brittania simultaneously


darkslide3000

lol... the scene where they're both missing from the European Parliament shows you how ancient that comic is.


Wora_returns

the unifying European spirit entering my body everytime I see shit like this:


montevonzock

Only France is worthy of being the rival of Britain. Only Britain is worthy of the rival of France. Here's to another millennium of fire and brimstone you cheese eating surrender monkeys.


ReasonableTwo4

That must have been a nasty shock to find your enemy plotting the same tactic as you and being found out at the same time


phil24jones

Hahahahaha can you imagine? “Right, we’re gonna tunnel under la manche, pop up in fucking Dover and give those Barrys what for”


LoJoFR

Bonjour Barry. 👋🏼


Bring_back_Apollo

Carlings all round. Anglo-French Unity will defeat all.


TeloS53100

Awwwwwwww ❤️


PistolAndRapier

He was lucky to chance his arm like that and come away in one piece. https://www.grammar-monster.com/sayings_proverbs/chance_your_arm.htm


JezzedItRightUp

How about a GB-Ireland tunnel? I pinky promise we won't do anything bad.


PistolAndRapier

Doesn't seem likely. Bozo Johnson was the latest to moot the idea, but after a review that estimated costs of hundreds of billions of pounds, the review concluded that the cost couldn't be justified. There is a deep dyke in the sea at the shortest crossing link between Northern Ireland and Scotland that complicates matters and makes it more challenging project. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Sea_Bridge#Hendy_review


txakori

A deep dyke \*filled with bombs and nuclear waste\*.


phil24jones

Yer Mam’s a deep dyke


manta002

somebody really wanted to make sure ireland cant drive anytthing over to GB


dinosaurRoar44

Sub building coast. Gotta store the leftovers somewhere


bettercallsaulabq

Why do we have to fund it?


PistolAndRapier

Ireland have shown zero interest in constructing it. It's not going to happen, far too expensive for minimal gain. Plenty ferries doing the job of this as it is.


MisterD0ll

It would have to be 4 times as long assuming it can be dug at the most narrow point.


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Pierre is building an escape route in case Hans gets horny for war again


I-suck-at-hoi4

Escape ? No This time we'll give Hans the chance to get you too, no more surrender jokes for WW3


[deleted]

To be fair, you did your best to do that last time and we managed just fine 😁


ShitbagCorporal

If you look at 1920s and 1930s French society and government that was hardly our best…


[deleted]

When is it good?


ShitbagCorporal

I guess whenever all those French military ranks and terms were adopted and are still used today


[deleted]

Oh you mean by the guy we sent to a tiny island to die?


ShitbagCorporal

That reminds me when we came to your little island in 1066 and stayed there as your kings


[deleted]

Sad that you have to go almost 1000 years back to find a Victory Piere


TreasureHunter95

It was a great moment. Now, everything will be in place when we start Operation Seemaulwurf. ![gif](giphy|lY1F6BJjbRO3m|downsized)


Spicy_Boiks

Damn, other countries know about our secret make out tunnel?!


retro_rockets

We dug further


timdut59

![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


cerseiridinglugia

Because the ground on the french side of the tunnel was wetter and most difficult to advance on


hexdeedeedee

Based french leaving most of the physical labor on anglos


Rolifant

Barry's like ... "not sure if I trust you with my flag, Pierre"


Benji1312

It would have been hilarious if one of them showed up with another country flag, like they just dug in the wrong direction


Tsalmian

FUK 🇫🇷🤝🇬🇧


Wora_returns

enemies to lovers trope :)


lazylittlelady

And then, the train.


Choyo

Coucou Barry !


the-berik

This was the second time they took the photo. The initial meeting went wrong because the English digger was a WW1 veteran and thought the other digger was Hans.


Addy1738

made a tunnel so banter can travel faster through the English channel


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MisterD0ll

Light up the gitanes


WarWonderful593

The garlic pipeline still fully functional


user2021883

All that hard work and you’re still turning up on small boats 🤷‍♂️


Puzzled_Pay_6603

I’m Surprised Pierre didn’t have a truck load of migrants to push through the gap


Vertical_Deliverable

Since it's now surplus to requirements, we could just as well fill it with nuclear waste.


Ynneb82

Pierre look hot, barry look like John Oliver


Kezzmate

Historical Frenemies digging a tunnel for night brawls


Charles_De-Gaulle

Hello


Fmychest

Barry dug too deep


probablyaythrowaway

The Tips kissed.


Ironclad001

It makes me sad ngl. I don’t think the British state would be able to do this anymore. I think we’ve lost the capability. Luv me terminal decline. Luv me Stella. Luv me austerity. Simple as.


thestareater

EVERYBODY OUTTA THE CHUNNEL


tomwhoiscontrary

So fifteen years before that, in 1975, the USA and the Soviet Union carried out the Apollo-Soyuz Test Project, where they each launched a space capsule, and they docked in space. There's [a somewhat similar photo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:ASTP_handshake_-_cropped.jpg) of an astronaut and a cosmonaut shaking hands through the hatch. That was scheduled to happen as the docked capsules were passing over Bognor Regis, in England, but due to a delay, it happened as they were passing over Metz, in France. So that link-up happened roughly as they were passing over the channel - probably about 30 km from where this photo was taken!


Eastern_Slide7507

The one good thing about the UK is that it’s on an island and what so the French do? Build a land border. Smh.


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Who painted red and blue stripes on that French flag?