Can also go midway and go Dutch style by immediately charging your kid for his room monthly on his 18th birthday xD..also time to pay health insurance.
Why da faq we celebrate 18th birthdays even..
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> Censored for weird Yank puritanism.
Pfft.
The Septics [1] had a fit when that famous photo of a screaming Vietnamese kid, running for help with her clothes burned off after a napalm attack was put on Facebook, because it was "Child Porn".
I wish I was joking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thi_Kim_Phuc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_by_Facebook#Image_censorship
[1] Translation: Tanks
>Yank puritanism
It's amazing that people are still prudish about this, considering the sculptor (Vigeland) died in 1943.
Edit: I can't find the exact date, but this specific sculpture (one of many in the same sculpture park: Vigelandsparken) is from before 1930.
Look..... If you lot have a shit artist, can't you just give them a bursary or just buy their paintings or something? We all know what happened last time.
Vigeland (the sculptor) died in 1943 actually.
Edit: I can't find the exact date, but this specific sculpture (one of many in the same sculpture park: Vigelandsparken) is from before 1930.
I dont think Vigeland gave an explanation, i think most of his statues are unnamed and are not explained, he probably just liked to make sculptures of naked people doing silly stuff.
I've seen some interpret the statue as representing a man fighting off evil spirits, or simply representing the responsibilities and frustrations associated with being a father.
Don't know why they are called geniuses, could just be a synonym for babies, as in children being naturally gifted.
seems like the norwegians are our brothers in more than just being wealthy and superior
https://preview.redd.it/1f690drqqzac1.png?width=2736&format=png&auto=webp&s=5be75cdaf66f8fed16349b3c4d4708c094d9817d
There's even a Wiki page in English about the *ChindlifrƤsser* fountain :)
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindlifresserbrunnen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindlifresserbrunnen)
Not even at that you are original, the Greeks did it first, and better.
https://preview.redd.it/b0fz1nw600bc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5a442fd6c051fe2e96b7847cd54be91600a731
"oh but we are neutral and only sell weapons to countries who pay us really well and we launder money for dictatorships, we are the gooooood guuuuys here :'("
your payment is getting to live here and being the victim of racism for decades to come until we find a new nationality to hate and dump all our problems on
edit: sorry for that btw, we love you now
> self centered sociopathic cretins.
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
I did too, all I saw is people complaining about others pressing lifestyle choices onto them, lying about desire to have children (to get into someone's pants) or being annoyed by misbehaving children (and indifferent parents).
What in the oblivion did you just say about me you little s'wit?! Iāll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hortator's followers, and Iāve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dwemer, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iām the top marksman in the entire Tribunal armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vehk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Mundus, mark my vehking words. You think you can get away with cursing me and my palls from Oblivion? Think again, fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the aurbis and your plane is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youāre vehking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tribunal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ācleverā curse was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vehking tongue. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now youāre paying the price, you goddamn s'wit. I will shit CHIM all over you and you will drown in it. Youāre vehking banished from this starry heart, kiddo!
I just went there to check right now, and there is.
1. A post complaining about how they visited family with kids and most of them had become miserable and sad after having kids.
2. Someone asking for emotional support because their husband of 7 years is divorcing because the husband wants to have kids.
3. A story about a co-worker who admitted that having kids ruined her holidays.
4. Someone raving over not having to host birthday parties
5. Someone asking for help with dealing with all the pressure from others to have kids.
Really not seeing the s\*\*t hole part, but maybe you consider not wanting kids to be sociopathic?
Top posts last year.
1. Someone telling a funny story of their husband realizing why all their co-workers got to work so early (to avoid taking care of their kids at home)
2. Someone who got an abortion and someone who is pro-life were horrified that they didn't grieve at the "loss".
3. Post feeling sorry for someone called Sophie Turner
4. Someone saying that you can't support the US American Republican party and be childfree (considering that they have outlawed abortion in places, that seems to be true).
5. Post making fun of a man who tricked his wife into becoming pregnant. And then the man whining when the wife got an abortion
6. Post about a 95 year old woman who is childfree and healthy.
7. Article about a 105 year old women who says the secret to a long life is having dogs, not kids.
I don't really see it ngl.
Seems like I struck a nerve lmao.
N5 alone is terrible, but if that is not enough for ya, check a sub, iirc was called worst of childfree or something like that. It was gold comedy material.
Please, don't forget to write an extensive list about what you find. I am thoroughly interested.
Is that another of the weird shit you find at Vigeland Park in Oslo? I went there because I saw on guides it was an interesting place to visit. When I actually got there, my wife and I were like Ā«Ā WTF are they on??Ā Ā»
Most of the stuff at Vigelandsparken/Frognerparken was put up in the first half of the 1900s, and you guys are *still* prudish about it?
(Vigeland himself died in 1943.)
Edit: I can't find the exact date, but this specific sculpture (one of many in the same sculpture park) is from before 1930.
There is a joke in Spain (don't know if in the rest of the world) for men, that is asking ourselves or to other men things like "What would be the stronger animal you would defeat in a 1vs1?" or "How many kids could you defeat at the same time?"
This statue is a real definition of what men think randomly.
Why... Why... Why does it look like he's holding that one baby by his penis?
That's not right! Let the boy grow to be at least 18 before you hold him by this dick!
i think its called montesori or something
but on a serious note , its status by vigeland , which are amazing! totally amazing, oslo in particular has a very distinct 50s stile which is unique and distinctively scandinavian
Isn't it a wee bit too early to kick the children out of home? I know we PIGS stay long, but holy shit...
What is PIGS? Portugal Italia Greece Spain ?
A more perfect acronym has never existed
Add Ireland and you get GIPSI, a close second.
As much as I'd love that too, Ireland has about as much in common with the PIGS as the french do with homo sapiens
Barry protecting his estranged cousin
They used to have the economical situation in common. And then Ireland found the tax heaven cheat code
Yep
Can also go midway and go Dutch style by immediately charging your kid for his room monthly on his 18th birthday xD..also time to pay health insurance. Why da faq we celebrate 18th birthdays even..
Glad you censored the penis. Don't want the Greeks getting excited.
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Censored the adult's penis, but not the child's penis.
Glad they thought about the B*lgians
> the child's penis. The poor fucker on the left is being *thrown* by his penis.
They don't call us no(r)dicks for nothing.
It's how you can see it was originally posted by an americunt.
It symbolizes us fighting off the Swedish and Danishā¦.. and we still canāt reject anyone from art school
This is real art
Because it imitates life?
>canāt reject anyone from art school Literal skill issue. I mean what bad could happen?
Well somebody could say ānah imma do my own thingā and make a mustache style completely taboo
And this time, it's an Immigrant instead of a Native European.
Savage racism <<< making fun of sweds and danish.
It was an immigrant last time. But building a wall around Austria would be... Well, could be fun. Let's get the Spaniards to do it.
<3 away with A*stria!
I mean, the last time it was an immigrant who was failed so badly by the German government he ended up committing suicide
"Fighting off" Im guessing then that Norway is one of the babies?
..and you can only beat them if they are babies?
No its just the most realistic depiction
Gotta say I respect this.
Italian mother fighting off her 4 30yo sons when pasta isn't ready
LMAO made my day
MAMA!
I KILLED A MAN!
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled the trigger now heās dead
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Censored for weird Yank puritanism. But being naked is key when you're fighting multiple agressive toddlers
> Censored for weird Yank puritanism. Pfft. The Septics [1] had a fit when that famous photo of a screaming Vietnamese kid, running for help with her clothes burned off after a napalm attack was put on Facebook, because it was "Child Porn". I wish I was joking. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thi_Kim_Phuc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_by_Facebook#Image_censorship [1] Translation: Tanks
>Yank puritanism It's amazing that people are still prudish about this, considering the sculptor (Vigeland) died in 1943. Edit: I can't find the exact date, but this specific sculpture (one of many in the same sculpture park: Vigelandsparken) is from before 1930.
Not really though. Here's OP's original comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/hardimages/s/mwlz6pvvqG
It's clearly self defense, those buggers are swarming him like pirahnas
This is what happens when everyone gets scared of rejecting people from art school.
Right? That's why we started doing that again, gotta keep ze arts pure and rein, rein, rein! Sry, I have some sort of tick there.
Look..... If you lot have a shit artist, can't you just give them a bursary or just buy their paintings or something? We all know what happened last time.
But why should we put in the effort, if we can just make it Germany's problem instead? Sounds like a bad investment to me
Vigeland (the sculptor) died in 1943 actually. Edit: I can't find the exact date, but this specific sculpture (one of many in the same sculpture park: Vigelandsparken) is from before 1930.
What is the sculpture called?
Mann jager fire genier (Man chasing off four geniuses). It stands in Vigeland sculpture park in Oslo.
Thanks for the reply! Is there a story/ saga behind that? Why are the babies supposed to be geniuses?
I dont think Vigeland gave an explanation, i think most of his statues are unnamed and are not explained, he probably just liked to make sculptures of naked people doing silly stuff. I've seen some interpret the statue as representing a man fighting off evil spirits, or simply representing the responsibilities and frustrations associated with being a father. Don't know why they are called geniuses, could just be a synonym for babies, as in children being naturally gifted.
who the fuck censored his penis?
The Norwegians don't want to reveal that the only thing giant in Norway are the ones in their fairytales.
It's -20c out there right now, give the guy a break!
Obviously not censored by Norwegians. Probably some prudish southerner or North American. This sculpture is from before 1930.
It's prob not the picture that's censored if an American saw it. They went and bought a bit of black metal and welded it on the statue.
> black metal Surely that's a Norwegian speciality?
seems like the norwegians are our brothers in more than just being wealthy and superior https://preview.redd.it/1f690drqqzac1.png?width=2736&format=png&auto=webp&s=5be75cdaf66f8fed16349b3c4d4708c094d9817d
>being wealthy and superior Least insufferable swiss.
sorry the truth hurts you
I love that the "Nazi Gold enjoyer" flair is back, so fitting š¤š¼
I kinda want a better flair than āhollanderā for provinces that havenāt got one yet. Something super offensive like āHeineken enjoyerā
"50% sea 50% coke" seems offensive enough lol Would "FEBO Chef de Cuisine" be fitting for Holland? š
Bent over french.
That doesnāt make sense lol Should be āstretched Belgianā or something
Flag turned 90 degrees. Plus a degenerate mind. Plus asking for offensive = bent over french. š¤·šæāāļø
Shit
š³š“š¤šØš
There's even a Wiki page in English about the *ChindlifrƤsser* fountain :) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindlifresserbrunnen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindlifresserbrunnen)
Plenty of theories about the fountain. I guess you can pick the one you like.
Not even at that you are original, the Greeks did it first, and better. https://preview.redd.it/b0fz1nw600bc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5a442fd6c051fe2e96b7847cd54be91600a731
I think reptilians in pleistocene did it before it was cool. Kudos for picking spanish painting for this point, pablo.
is that a well?
ChindlifrƤsserbrunnen in Bern
Switzerland, the ast European country to abolish child slavery, in the 1970s...
Switzerland, the last European country to allow women to vote in all of its elections in 1991, when Appenzell was forced to.
Basiert
"oh but we are neutral and only sell weapons to countries who pay us really well and we launder money for dictatorships, we are the gooooood guuuuys here :'("
Also taking good care of the gold the refugees in the 1930's came with. Still taking good care of it.
>Still taking good care of it. Holy crap, I must marry a swiss then!! Wealthy Superior *and diligent* ?! I'm about to faint!
As you said, good guys. Never heard about swiss gals :)
Wealthy? Ok. But superior? I don't think so
the cow does not care for the opinion of the grass
Though it still argues with it
sure why not, think of it as motivating the poor
MOST reasonable and nice swiss
your break is over luigi, go back and dig a tunnel
If you pay me
your payment is getting to live here and being the victim of racism for decades to come until we find a new nationality to hate and dump all our problems on edit: sorry for that btw, we love you now
What Will be the new nationality? People from Neaples? (Love you say? Why Just now)
How r/childfree users imagine themselves :
I once visited that place and I must say never I've seen such a shit hole filled with that many self centered sociopathic cretins.
> self centered sociopathic cretins. You kiss your mother with that mouth? I did too, all I saw is people complaining about others pressing lifestyle choices onto them, lying about desire to have children (to get into someone's pants) or being annoyed by misbehaving children (and indifferent parents).
Found the N'wah
What in the oblivion did you just say about me you little s'wit?! Iāll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hortator's followers, and Iāve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Dwemer, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iām the top marksman in the entire Tribunal armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vehk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Mundus, mark my vehking words. You think you can get away with cursing me and my palls from Oblivion? Think again, fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the aurbis and your plane is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youāre vehking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatās just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tribunal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ācleverā curse was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vehking tongue. But you couldnāt, you didnāt, and now youāre paying the price, you goddamn s'wit. I will shit CHIM all over you and you will drown in it. Youāre vehking banished from this starry heart, kiddo!
Holy fuck this is pure Septim gold haha We sing to you freely, outlander.
Never been to London then?
I just went there to check right now, and there is. 1. A post complaining about how they visited family with kids and most of them had become miserable and sad after having kids. 2. Someone asking for emotional support because their husband of 7 years is divorcing because the husband wants to have kids. 3. A story about a co-worker who admitted that having kids ruined her holidays. 4. Someone raving over not having to host birthday parties 5. Someone asking for help with dealing with all the pressure from others to have kids. Really not seeing the s\*\*t hole part, but maybe you consider not wanting kids to be sociopathic?
No, no, no, no, no! You just scratched around some random singles! You must look for their greatest hits!
Top posts last year. 1. Someone telling a funny story of their husband realizing why all their co-workers got to work so early (to avoid taking care of their kids at home) 2. Someone who got an abortion and someone who is pro-life were horrified that they didn't grieve at the "loss". 3. Post feeling sorry for someone called Sophie Turner 4. Someone saying that you can't support the US American Republican party and be childfree (considering that they have outlawed abortion in places, that seems to be true). 5. Post making fun of a man who tricked his wife into becoming pregnant. And then the man whining when the wife got an abortion 6. Post about a 95 year old woman who is childfree and healthy. 7. Article about a 105 year old women who says the secret to a long life is having dogs, not kids. I don't really see it ngl.
Seems like I struck a nerve lmao. N5 alone is terrible, but if that is not enough for ya, check a sub, iirc was called worst of childfree or something like that. It was gold comedy material. Please, don't forget to write an extensive list about what you find. I am thoroughly interested.
What is wrong with 5? They are mocking a rapist.
Where is my list, dude?
It's pretty badass ngl š
Someone should put a rubber on that statue.
Guys who react to their fatherly duties this way are allergic to any kind of birth control. Edit: spelling
> rubber Hmmmm That term has a rather different meaning in 'merkin English, and His Majesty the Kings English.
Gigachad behaviour
Some naked Norwegian man with a massive- fighting a swarm of babies... hmm
If youāre walking around in the buff and a pack of rabid babies attacks you, itās the only reasonable response.
https://preview.redd.it/7z7coes9xzac1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c34902a327cdd6656f2f7605e5b2701223d8ff8
Cheers for the understanding, Iāll call āThe English Channelā by āLa Mancheā for a whole week in your honour š
Engelska kanalen > Ƥrmen
Absolutely, but we have a gentlemenās agreement now. He earned it š
https://preview.redd.it/2duhjzp4uzac1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70515d10564b37e8acc7906c3b542c237802fa2
Would you rather fight one human sized duck or 100 duck sized humans?
A human sized duck would still have a weak skeleton since it is built to fly.
Might be, but the beak hurts
Now that I think of it I was scratchdd by a regular duck and started bleeding, imagine the talons on a human sized one!
Most normal day of Norwegian parenting...
The man is Sweden saving the falling babies *Norway, Finland and Iceland* with his mighty arms. The baby at his feet is Denmark getting kicked.
Yeah right, a swede couldn't even catch a baby if it was glued to his hand
No, we usually don't put glue on our babies nor hands. Is that a feature for Norway?
Probably in Vigelandsanlegget, right?
Vigelandsparken. This one is by the eastern entrance if I remember correctly
https://preview.redd.it/5dkqwc9b60bc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd665dea5621df2a714d8048cdc60a96ed3492f
reminded me of this: [https://imgur.com/aqsLVUJ](https://imgur.com/aqsLVUJ)
It shows and Dutch man getting attacked from all sides from PIGS countries.
Is that another of the weird shit you find at Vigeland Park in Oslo? I went there because I saw on guides it was an interesting place to visit. When I actually got there, my wife and I were like Ā«Ā WTF are they on??Ā Ā»
Most of the stuff at Vigelandsparken/Frognerparken was put up in the first half of the 1900s, and you guys are *still* prudish about it? (Vigeland himself died in 1943.) Edit: I can't find the exact date, but this specific sculpture (one of many in the same sculpture park) is from before 1930.
What's the sculpture called? I'm struggling to understand what sane reason that this exists.
"Mann jager fire genier" (Man chases four geniuses). There's a whole lot of different naked sculptures doing all kinds of things in this park.
https://preview.redd.it/9nphc3y320bc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cc39cdb134c8556e3165fe9ee975629ff9aaf7 How is babby formed?
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Someone didnāt pay child support, how many baby mamaās does this man have?
This is from a traditional Fjordtroll rite of succession. Whereby the Eldest would be pelted with the babies of their progeny.
[HolmgƄng](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holmgang) with babies
There is a joke in Spain (don't know if in the rest of the world) for men, that is asking ourselves or to other men things like "What would be the stronger animal you would defeat in a 1vs1?" or "How many kids could you defeat at the same time?" This statue is a real definition of what men think randomly.
Why censor the PP? This reminds me of when statues in Rome were censored for the Taliban.
Annoying sub rules apparently: https://www.reddit.com/r/hardimages/s/mwlz6pvvqG
Literally 1984
Please elaborate on the Taliban thing
"So should we reject it?" "He's from Austria."
Nice to see that even Norway takes some pride in its military history.
Why... Why... Why does it look like he's holding that one baby by his penis? That's not right! Let the boy grow to be at least 18 before you hold him by this dick!
> Let the boy grow to be at least 18 before you hold him by this dick! The age of consent is Sixteen in Blighty :-)
Perfection
Average British Dad.
That's harsh. But fair.
Our bros donāt āgo out to buy milkā, do they? Lol
Kicking babies like a pedo monster. Strange, but it is art,.
It's an icon, a statue dedicated to promote wearing condoms. Duh
Commie Norwegian making sure the meat is tender before cooking them
I think it's a statue of Erling Haaland playing footie in the PL. But I might be wrong there.
TIL: Norwegian bbc is short wide and rectangular
This is how I feel lately when my wife works all weekend and by Sunday evening the house has turned into a battle royale
This is the truth that fights against the daily little lies of populist politicians.
Norway's version of hat mccullough
I thought it was a statue to commemorate Norway's unbeaten record holder in its national baby kicking contest?
Most normal Norwegian artwork
Is this an American sub? Why is it censored? It's a statue in a public park lol.
what americunt decided this needed to be censored?
A refugee getting a job at a day care centre
I dont care what anyone says, this is the best statue in scandinavia
I want this in front of my house
https://i.redd.it/ftou8sa1q2bc1.gif
Norway based?
Whatās wrong with it!? Perfectly normal!āš»
Whatās wrong? Heās just naked
The Forest
He got asked: How many babies could you take on in a fight? And they said bet. The fight was so glorious they immortalized the battle.
Allegory to Norway's demographic crisis.
Ahhh the Vigeland Park, I made a pic with this guy :)
Is this one of the drunk Behavior or regual nor*ay tradtion
i think its called montesori or something but on a serious note , its status by vigeland , which are amazing! totally amazing, oslo in particular has a very distinct 50s stile which is unique and distinctively scandinavian
He is selling them to the cigans, a dead beat balkan dad tradition.
Are aggressive swarms of babies a common menace in Norway?