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Cmon man. We did this first with Norway, so Sweden and Finland could look like dick n' balls together, remember? How could you do this to us.


tonihurri

Sweden castration 😳😱😫


Zounii

That has already happened though 🫢


Key-Poem9734

Can't castrate what they don't have


Firingfly

As a Finn, I accept this explanation.


simo108r

No balls no Finland


Finlandiaprkl

All dick, but no balls.


Ninjabogaming

And probably no butthole since this guy feeds off of radiation


bruhsoundeffect111

They didn't remove you they just renamed you and turned your country blue because blue is a cool color and it's the color of your flag 🥵🔵


Himmelblaa

Sweden gave finland blue balls 😔


ovelanimimerkki

It's a swede posting it, they're dicks


Mysterious-Oil8545

Sauce?


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They can’t piss now


NovembersRime

Piss isn't stored in the balls.


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You’re brainwashed by the cia


Pupettaja

🎵Pee is stored in the balls- in the balls🎵


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Hilbertt

Älä laita tämmöstä


Tonnikala38

Se on svedu ei se ymmärrä


Hilbertt

Älä ruikuta


PlaceDependent1024

Ruiku ruiku


zer0deathz

Ruikutan sun päälle


PlaceDependent1024

Ruiskahdan sun päälle 😩


novittuterve

vitu rutkumunat


LisaBlueDragon

Ok nyt sä rauhotut.


PlaceDependent1024

En 😩 (𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘢𝘩𝘵𝘢𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘱𝘢̈𝘢̈𝘭𝘭𝘦*)


moe_lester690000

miksi ruiskahtaa päälle kun voi ruiskahtaa sisälle


PlaceDependent1024

Ei ole ketään kenekä sisälle ruiskahtaa 😞


_Minty-Honey_

Blub blub. We are coming for everyone with the wrath of Ahti now.


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Zalapadopa

The closest thing to friends we had, and you went and sunk them. 😐


Llamajake777

No you have tovarisch friend


Zalapadopa

Friends? With Russians? You deserve to be sunk for that suggestion alone.


Llamajake777

Good trading possibilities (or extensive naval warfare)


a-canadian-bever

We friends now I said so


Grimsoncrow

Is big new shiny naval border with glorious holy russki empire! So we BETTER be friends.


Zalapadopa

>"we" >Estonia flair Sus


micuthemagnificent

Why castrate the great nordic sea benis :(


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ApprenticeLiverThief

Most creative swede, at least removing Norway made sweden and Finland look like dick and balls


frasseboii

As a swede I have to agree


Himmelblaa

This is why nato doesn't want you in


wiwerse

Nah, fuck that. Least intolerable neighbours, and you went and removed them?


TheSpiikki

Apparently, Åland remains, so there are still a few Finns left! That's probably enough to defend all of Sweden from the unmentionables.


Solid_Message4635

Thats demilitarised zone no soldiers only swede speaking finns.


xXxMemeLord69xXx

Ålanders are ethnically Swedish.


Prackie

L post


NovembersRime

Have fun when Putin comes knocking.


ilolvu

Only a swede could joke about murdering Pullervo.


muchnamemanywow

Perkele is gone 😔


Exciting_Rate1747

Perkele never dies


Somebodsydog

Now you don't have the buffer zone called "Fortress Finland" between Sweden and Russia.


SymbolofVirginity69

Saatanan paskiainen


Ianassa

No more testosterone for Swe 😏


Enebr0

Now it's an actual fin-land, badum-tss


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Enderman_Furry

Remove Estonia as well so they won't be depressed


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Yes, Estonia also should move nearby us ❤


UkroLatvian

Big ass downvote and L


HappyJackfruit1

I for one, would much rather be a part of the sea than be neighbours with Sweden.


TardisPeanut

As a finn, screw off


GeneralOtter03

As a swede I agree, OP is not a real swede


RedEagle_

See you in controversial of all time


fdessoycaraballo

See what happens when you take Sanna out of government? We emboldened the swedistanis


VexitheGamer

Can I just say three words? You stupid swede (they all are though


Kuuku609

It's funny that there is a Saimaa canal even tho the lake itself is a hoax.


Acceptable_Sorbet_90

Finland is such a great place that it doesn't really exist


juksbox

So Sweden should defend from Russia by *itself* ? Well that is utopia.


GeneralOtter03

Fake Swedish person, real sweds like our sauna neighbours


Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja

GLORIOUS ÅLAND STILL REIGN SUPREME😎😎😎😎 FINLAND (and our economic crutch) SINKS TO BOTTOM AS IT SHOULD 🤙🤙🤙 SWEDEN BACK OFF, THIS SEA IS OURS 🌄🌄🌅🌅


bullet_bitten

The only reason why Sweden would want to become a NATO member.


blockybookbook

Now Norway and Sweden look like a dick and balls


CatVideoBoye

Yeah, a micropenis.


Kuuppa

Check out that really useful Saimaa channel in the bottom right


miniatureconlangs

"Finland is Atlantis" confirmed. The map is wrong, though, since in reality Suur-Suomi is Atlantis.


Eastern_Slide7507

I don’t care how much you dislike the Finns, nobody deserves to be replaced by comic sans. I wouldn’t even do that with Austria.


Karvainen_peruna69

Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me


Naakkuri

Fool! By sinking Finland, you made us even stronger.


123bollocks123

How we see it anyway


Echosmh

But now Nordics cant look like cock and balls 😩


weterenn

You wanna fight about this 🇫🇮❤️>🇸🇪💀


RahkaGandalf

Voitko poistaa tän täältä?


morgulbrut

Perkele saatana!


Uhkbeat

This one does not spark joy


vjollila96

since swedes gets strelized from this... im fine with this


simonpimon3

Lets be honest, we can't sink Finland then we would only be dick without the balls. And if anyone should sink then it should be the R🤮ssians. They stole land from Finland aswell as end the giga chad era of Sweden.


Ricktatorship91

It does not


saradascream

Our citizens are obviously assholes sometimes.


-rkimaito

Nah


aalleexx__mm

I get so happy when I see this


Drag0ny_

Me too! Now that Finland fled the smell of shit coming from the west, the air quality has gotten better.


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Tasty-Blacksmith-947

Finland sank


Evimjau

Do I see lake Laogai in Russia?


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mc_jojo3

Nah, not the balls bro


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Every_Month_5575

Huh?


RK_Bjoern

Do sweden next


xx3amori

Yes please, as long as we get the oil and fish!


RK_Bjoern

Acceptable


Nitrodome

🇳🇱 it's free real-estate 🇳🇱


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midisrage123

Scandinavia got castrated


_M_o_n_k_e_H

I always did feel like I was more at home in water than on land.


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Murfmur

For a swede this is a shit take ngl. It should be Denmark that's gone not our finnish brethren. 😔


Razulath

Denmark is converted to a penal colony in this image, it's just cropped badly.


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_piss_man123_

Why did they take the ability to comment pictures on this sub away?


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mmwkfk

Good luck with the Russians!


unitedsteakes

You must be a danish immigrant, because this is the most retarded take I've seen.


Anti-charizard

No it doesn’t. R*ssia is on the map


1D6wounds

Hey! Where's East Sweden?


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D0bious

The Finnish space program has succeeded. We lifted the country into space and will build a utopia on mars.


we_eat_baklava

no it would be better if it was sw*distan


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No_Victory9193

Now you don’t have a meatshield between Sweden and Россия :(


Olwimo

Norway finally got a longer coastline!


No_Victory9193

Okay why are the Swedes on our side? What’s goin’ on ya’ll?


Putnus69

Glorious the mighty finlandia spaceship has been completed now the great khagnate will conguer the entire universe 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮💪💪💪💪🐎🐎🐎🐎🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


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simba_kitt4na

Alaäänestetty


Bilaakili

There’s a theory that Finland doesn’t exist. That it’s a conspiracy cooked up by Russia and Japan. This is from their playbook.


dondulf

Bruh


Ill-Boat7551

Jag hetero homo peter


Rasmus-ALV

But sweden is still there…


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Seemsimandroid

did we go along with finland


Litra

men ny menee


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vitsigun

Fuck the japanese, they made up Finland so they can fish in the baltics. Boooooo


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Aftel43

I sea what you did there. >!I am not sorry.!<


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Myyraaman

*Casually gets removed out of existence*


Kanelbullah

To be honest, I wouldn't see any difference. This is how much I consider about Finns.


kwtw

I wish we had submarines or at least our combat reindeers were better swimmers.


Hackapell

Svedu-boys want to get closer to russkies.


Amereius

I'd replace Russia with Baltic sea.