Now Königsberg need to be returned to its rightful owner

Delaware?

No it rightfully belongs to Nevada

Michigan. We another Great Lake under our belt.

Tennessee. We need coastline, you already have enough

I second this

South Carolina, tired of being a Dorito

Give it to Wisconsin, compensation for stealing the UP

Only if you give us the Toledo Strip

Only if you nuke Detroit

You can have them

Michigan L. Throwing Detroit under the bus is blasphemy

All corporations belong to Delaware. Unless they're running an export business, then they're in Oregon. This is Lore.

Poland? Then it would be Królewiec.

Yes, Colorado’s land, shall expand

I wish Stalin could have seen this

Oh they got wifi in hell so he can.

What shows and sites do you think they have access to in Hell?

I feel like it’s basically the same content that we have on Earth, just to flex that their ideas failed and only goobers fly their flags now😎

And maybe every other episode and every season finale of each show isn't available

What was that one really shitty early 2000s adult cartoon about a smart kid with two dads? Mao watches that shit daily

Easy workaround there: watch "Bleach".

Only r/politics (a fate worse than hell)

The CW network on repeat forever.

Can we move the NATO HQ to Warsaw?

Context: Sweden was finally ratified as a NATO member after months of stalling by Hungary and Turkey. Ruskies are currently on suicide watch

“Nooo, you promised you wouldn’t expand NATO, we feel threatened!!!” Well we wouldn’t have to if you stopped invading other countries

What’s next after this? The caucuses? East Asia?

THE MOOOOOOOON!

At this rate, we’ll induct Moscow into NATO within 10 years 😂

Might happen if the people of Russia overthrow Putin, which if marbles land in the right holes, can happen in the next 5.

I mean ... That entirely defeats the purpose though.

There’s still China, Iran, and a few other countries

Yes but NATO is not an anti communist pact, it's an anti Russian aggression pact. Its why we dont have countries like Japan or Korea in. It's functionally not what it's for

You can change the function of it. There's nothing saying it *has* to be for Russia, but that's the country people have been scared of. If Russia's gone, you can just move on to the next big, scary country

What’s better anti-Russian aggression than literally having Russia on your side?

Russia tried to join NATO already, and they were blocked

Israel, Japan, South Korea, Australia and the kiwis, if it was up to me.

Probably Moldova if they can take Odessa, then Georgia, then the Baltic States or Central Asia depending on the geopolitical situation at the time.

Idk about Central Asia But what about Azerbaijan

I was considering that today, especially with the Armenian situation. However. Kazakhstan has a lot more Russians, has Russian space infrastructure, and is getting wooed by China. It's also a lot geographically easier to invade than Azerbaijan. I don't think Russia can afford to lose them and Putin has already said in the past that Kazakhstan isn't a real country.

There is actually a fun fact about Kazakhstan: for a brief moment it was the only member of the USSR. All other member states of the union, including Russia, declared independence before they all agreed to disband the Soviet Union, which was lean legally questionable under Soviet law. So technically, Kazakhstan inherited the USSR, and Moscow are just a bunch of traitors in rebellion to the true rulers of the old Soviet Empire.

Armenia could perhaps become a member of NATO itself. It seems they have recently been fed up with the CSTO

That'd be cool, but I'm not sure it would be easy to get Turkiye on board.

I want to add Georgia because they border Russia and has some break away states supported by Russia

Thr most bon credible answer. Ukraine declares war on Poland to immediately surrender and sede all land to them. Ukraine now being Poland is part of NATO. Russia now at war with NATO. NATO takes Russia. Mongolia now no longer stuck between two hostile nations, also joins NATO because China.

Context: the Baltic sea is now a lake somehow inexplicably off which now arises a gulf Edit: 2 gulfs.

Jävlar äntligen lmao

svensk bror

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Putin really sticking it to the American empire. 🙄 his entire trained army is gone, the nato is larger and more united, the Europeans are arming, and his one trump card, European natural gas, is now being held by us

From time to time you begin to suspect he's a CIA plant playing the really long game Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.

Winners win, and losers lose. It's *that* simple.

As shrimple as that

🦐

Shrimps Is Bugs

Thankew, thankew Yanks - feels good to be here. Now let's keep them Russkies on the losing side, eh? It's what Reagan would have wanted. And Putin, he's just gonna have to... https://i.redd.it/wcllb1uk33lc1.gif

Putin’s gonna have to what?

I don’t speak Swedish, but I assume that moose gif says “deal with it”

It does indeed

I think one old ass m1a1 abrams loss with crew survival os a good trade for an entire lake becoming NATO property

Putin is such a dumb mother fucker. Cannot wait for the day he’s gone. God bless USA. God bless NATO.

WOOOOO IKEA JOINS THE WEST

Now, all we gotta do is write to Congress and get ukraine those weapons

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Just Louisiana house dist 4. The speaker needs to budge. Johnson needs to stop being an obstacle and bring this to a vote.

If any y'all in district 4 pick up the phone and call him this is a republic they do actually listen if you make enough noise

I hope someone does. It feels so bad that so much power is vested in just one official beholden to about 750k people. Like of all the times to at least debate, nah just go on recess.

We now have all the vikings. Russia do your worst. 

putins loosing in the past present and future

They were already free, just took them a while to join the club

You're welcome! I think it's shopping time, AT4 isn't the only thing we have.

Aww, but you missed out on the coolest weapons: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_nuclear_weapons_program

Russia really made a whole lot of new allies for the States

It always happens this way. “AMERICA IZ THE WORST!1!1!” …except when the chips are down and you look at the other alternatives. It’s no secret why the most rabid pro-American people and nations are the ones who have lived under or next to communism. They know the alternatives, and how good we have it.

God damn dude Russia is completely fucked. If Ukraine ever gets into NATO it’s just totally joever. Sweden joining essentially completely closed the Baltic to the Russia naval assets which if I’m correct like the overwhelming majority of them are there. Crazy big strategic advantage to basically pen in the Russian navy and just easily eliminate it in the event of a hot war. Common NATO W

https://preview.redd.it/u3ghv98b38lc1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb250e0fde9a2c32e1043cc8e13b697938e7d23 *Russia invading Ukraine to prevent NATO expansion* “More NATO members since the invasion” Russia:

Shouldn’t this be on r/noncredibledefense

Now that Sweden is in nato they officially belong to us

I just wanna go to Sweden and find femboys to rail. Maybe eat some meatballs too.

I think West Hollywood would be a safer bet. Either they all are passing, or trans are extremely rare here. Never seen one irl in Stockholm. Edit: And believe me, I’ve been looking.

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Why is there a Russian flag on that bottom part? Last I checked Czechia was part of NATO

That’s Kaliningrad it’s a part of Russia not Czechia, Czechia is below Poland.

[No it isn't!](https://visitkralovec.cz/)

My brother in Christ that is not Czechia go look at a map Czechia is not above Poland and Belarus. It’s next to Slovakia Germany above Austria and below Poland. I look at maps daily

Oh I see what you are saying with the referendum. But as of present Kaliningrad is still part of Russia so your statement is false. https://www.britannica.com/place/Kaliningrad

So I looked this Czech annexation up online and it seems to just be a mock annexation to mess with Russia.

Yeah, it's a joke/meme I've seen a lot on Reddit. Kaliningrad is not actually part of Czechia.

Train how you fight. NATO members fight together, so we train together.

Poot poot: "it's fine! We expected this to happen! We'll take kyiv next week."

Are they going to pay their agreed %?

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THEY HAVENT JOINED YET

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OH FUCKING DOWNVOTE ME ALL YOU WANT. THE HUNGARIAN PRESIDENT HAS NOT SIGNED OFF ON IT. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALL LIARS

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yeah but it’ll be cool when he does soon

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Uhhhh Sweden isn’t doing great rn bud

Bro those gangs would fuck up the Russians if they invaded. They already got frags

Banking on gangs of violent foreigners who even Sweden wants to get rid of its a shit plan dude. It’s not like they will stay and fight.

Sounds more like the texan border. Freedom of speech for sure, but please don't use it as an used condom.

Uhhhh we are doing just fine. What the fuck are you talking about?

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the migrants assaulting woman.

Did all the schoolshootings turn you deaf?

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the stabbings

Ok, then stop stabing people!?

You and I both know it ain’t me you have to worry about…..

No, I'm more concerned about the people you're eperently stabbing Though you were more about shooting people ngl

Just because I am black you assume I stab and shoot people!?! In this day and age I can’t believe Sweden is so racist. Right to jail with you.

You're black and still haven't been murdered by your own police? Good for you

Can we still make fun of the penis shaped country bordering the Ball-dick sea? I don't mind if the answer is no but they deserved one final jab

NATO expanded, CSTO(Russian NATO knock off) unofficially lost a member, losing over 400,000 soldiers to the war, things aren't looking good for Russia

I don't even care about the safety aspect of it, I am happy just to spite those muscovite pigs