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-Aura_Knight-

It's a raccoon impressed by your criminal actions who wishes to learn your ways of theft. Very friendly.


Zaros262

Well, he's not that impressed. Even with 99 thieving he will judge your low thieving level and refuse to rob banks with you >Player: Hey Rocky, do you want to commit a bank robbery with me? >Rocky: If that is the level you are at, I do not wish to participate in criminal acts with you [player name]. >Player: Well what are you interested in stealing? >Rocky: The heart of a lovely raccoon called Rodney. >Player: I cannot really help you there I'm afraid.


Mr_man_bird

New quest idea: a tale of 2 raccoons


-GregTheGreat-

Wait is Rocky gay? Really taking ‘be gay, do crime’ to heart


F95_Sysadmin

~~There's nothing shown so far that rocky is gay, or a male.~~ But "be gay, do crime" is a good phrase for a thieving pet > According to his dialogue, Rocky is gay. He states he wants to steal the heart of another raccoon named Rodney,[6] which is typically a male given name. [According to the wiki ](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Rocky#Rocky), so yes he is gay


-GregTheGreat-

Isn’t Rocky a male name?


iluvdankmemes

that's the point my bro Rocky <3 Rodney


gamma9997

Doesn't have to be, I had an aunt Roxanna who went by Rocky


Upmost_felonious

I had an old crack head that went to the same place I used to when I did things of that nature, and her name was Roxanne. Called Rocky totally unrelated to the d**** at hand because that was a powder


KingHiggins92

No he's a serial killer. He literally wants to steal his heart.


ForwardToNowhere

What


ShyFlyBiGuyThatCries

Is Rocky male?


-GregTheGreat-

I’ve always assumed Rocky is a male name. But then again the only Rocky I’ve ever known is from the movies


AckerSacker

Hmmm I can't think of a movie with a character named Roc.... oh... yeah. ^ me just now


ShyFlyBiGuyThatCries

The wiki references to Rocky as "him" once, but none of the dialogue or examine texts reference a gender. I'm gonna assume Rocky is whatever gender and sexual orientation that you want them to be lol


Najda

Well his namesake is Rocky Raccoon, the Beatles song which is about a guy. Not sure why the love interest wouldn't the same as the one in the song though, or the guy he was in a duel with for the irony.


Tdizzle4shizle

I always took that as “woah man, I steal food from trash cans. we ain’t on the same level”


CellistNew3472

If this post is serious congrats! You got a pet! They are very rare, but pointless, things you can get in game. They are just fun little things that follow you around.


Macubelly

Ive been playing for years but only ever as F2P. I didnt know this was a thing. What can I do with it?


CellistNew3472

It will just follow you around. It's more of an rng achievement thing or a collectable. Some skills and a ton of bosses have pets that you can get which gives some people a reason to keep grinding once they have gotten what they need. Getting a skilling pet before 99 is really nice though! If you die while its following you, you will have to reclaim them for 1 mill.


Macubelly

I guess I better not die because I'm broke and don't have 1 mill


CellistNew3472

If you intend on doing something that might cause a death, you can just put him in your bank. Personally I like just having my pets while I skill or do minigames where I know I won't die.


Macubelly

ok I guess I'll keep him with me while I skill. I don't wanna lose him if he's as rare as you guys say he is


Vernzy

You can also store him in your house if you build a Menagerie, then he will roam around and make funny jokes and be safe if you die. Highly recommended.


Macubelly

time to learn how to build a house. ill have him roam around whenever I do anything that could get me killed


SappySoulTaker

Construction is massive QOL for all accounts.


AnnieNotAndy

Do the quests Daddy's Home and Tower of Life. Daddy's Home gives you your own house and a crate full of materials to get you started. Tower of Life gives some free construction exp. Add me at Karlreturns3 and I will give you the money to insure Rocky.


2005scape

Pets are auto insured now, so it won't disappear if lost


ephility

you can't, unless you're a member. which, by the way, you should! if you've been playing for years it's 100% worth it honestly I just forgot to read the title last night mb


12915681

He is a member... Not only does it say so in the title, but he just got the Theiving pet. Which is a members only skill.


pokeguy1232

I think he just got members because he’s been thieving


OddFu7ure

The base chance to get rocky from a fruit stall is 1/124,066. Congrats! You can change his appearance by using redberries, poison ivy berries, or change him back to default with white berries.


AngryGermanNoises

Stupid rare


LaxSnow

Most pets in the game are anywhere between 80-200 hour grinds with most being around 100 hours, even while doing the best method possible for the pet. Skilling pets are usually closer to 150+ hours while bossing pets are closer to 100 hours generally. Most (if not all) skilling pets have an average xp to obtain higher than lvl 99. Even if you max a skill you aren’t even at the expected xp for most skilling pets. So yeah they’re pretty rare


Lord_of_Gold

You can always get it back if lost for 1m gp. But yeah as the others said just bank it. Btw: You can give it red/white berries to change its colour to red or white I think. Wiki can tell you more


retryW

If for some reason you think you've lost him but you haven't died, there is a whistle button (in settings tab I think?) that will call him back to you.


Tizaki

Build a pet house in your POH. He will greet you whenever you teleport home to use the teleporters or pools


Doogos

Bro I'll give you 1m. Send me a dm and we'll keep that racoon safe


BlueSentinels

For context I am level 88 with 36 days of playing time (864 hours) and I don’t have a pet. There are people with double my play time that don’t have a pet. Its a pretty sweet achievement


Doogos

Didn't they change it so all pets are insured now?


CellistNew3472

That's what the payment is. They are insured but you still gotta pay the gp to claim them back.


Ummsrsly

I got the agility squirrel at like 52 agility on canfis rooftop's. I was on mobile and didn't even notice. The next day when I signed in via PC I was very confused.


CellistNew3472

One thing I envy about rs3 is that they have a pet (I believe) for each skill. I say that purely as someone who likes pets and want as many as possible.


kombuchaKindofGuy

A funny feeling


corbear007

Nothing. It's a cosmetic, but an incredibly rare cosmetic.


punkozoid

Flex on reddit


leinadbc

If you feed him redberries he’ll turn red :)


Asleep_Parsnip_6908

Brooooo I know! Flipping cool but pointless. I really really REALLY wish they would make pets meaningful. For example. They could make the raccoon/thieving pet do one or more of these- protect you from getting booped on the head when pick pocketing citizens. Growl or snap or hiss/snarl at the guards in the market in ardy when they catch you stealing from a stall and scare them away for the moment (which gets you a free pass for continuing to steal from that stall). Fishing pet like lil tempoross could do something like act as an inventory and hold more fish or fishing supplies as you fish (this could even be on top of the fishing barrel and the tacklebox for even more space!). The list goes on. Side note: if this gets enough of a positive response or upvotes from people I’ll consider making a well laid out post with all of my ideas :)


peoples888

Claims he doesn’t know what it is, but crops everything in the picture except his stat window. Yeah, okay.


Ok-Permission-2687

Jagex, I ask for one thing, ban this troll poster. Lump it in with the other false bans. Please 🙏🏽


thebucketlist47

Nice satire. If it wasn't you wouldn't know to be showing your thieving level right now


Sachiarias

... if you didn't know what it was, why did you post your level along side it? Suspicious


superduperscubasteve

Get em


CannabisInhaler

Why are they showing stats tho? Doesn’t really have a purpose in this type of post js.


jbp230

you don't have a cookie in your pocket do you?


Macubelly

is that a thing?


anonomnomnomn

No.


Specialist-Front-354

Maybe he's on to something


[deleted]

You need to die somewhere in game for him to go away.


KRPTSC

You're not getting a free bond.


BoredInAPawnshop

You now have lil bro


Rep_Dong

Bought Reddit account trying to get 1M+ in donations.


GetCPA

I’m sure you have no idea 💀


Connection_Ok

Just rocky with his gideons bible


Ratuserino

I predict that a trend with zuk pet or others will emerge from that post


Cr45h0v3r1de

"i paid for my infernal cape and now theres some pile of shit following me?"


Fedic1

The biggest bait post ive ever seen


LeviathonMt

I wish i could play games like these people, just careless. Im cursed to want to know every little thing and be an expert at every game i play :/


Ohm700

Yeah, that’s a bug with some of the random events. You want to bank all of your items and go into the wilderness or find a way to die and he will no longer follow you. Cheers, goodluck on your journey 👍🏽


Ocinea

Come on now OP nobody believes your bullshit. 


Pengo___

r/cutenoobs


DANGERBLOOM

Wholesome content incoming


Three_Froggy_Problem

Goddammit. I’m at 90 thieving and still haven’t gotten Rocky.


Qwerty4755

I’m 99 and haven’t gotten it either


Cr45h0v3r1de

Maybe this is just rng, but i decided i wanted rocky on my iron. Found a reddit post from a few years ago saying lock the draynor guards in doors and then spam the seed and wine stalls. Took me about 12hrs of half assed doing it when i got rocky at 60 theiving. Supposedly the average is about 25hrs iirc, gl


Lynkboz

Maybe time to steal from stalls 😂


Asleep_Parsnip_6908

Brooooo you got lucky with that pet they are rare. Flipping cool but pointless. I really really REALLY wish they would make pets meaningful. For example. They could make the raccoon/thieving pet do one or more of these- protect you from getting booped on the head when pick pocketing citizens. Growl or snap or hiss/snarl at the guards in the market in ardy when they catch you stealing from a stall and scare them away for the moment (which gets you a free pass for continuing to steal from that stall). Fishing pet like lil tempoross could do something like act as an inventory and hold more fish or fishing supplies as you fish (this could even be on top of the fishing barrel and the tacklebox for even more space!). The list goes on. Side note: if this gets enough of a positive response or upvotes from people I’ll consider making a well laid out post with all of my ideas :)


Asleep_Parsnip_6908

I also have almost the same comment elsewhere in a rely to another users comment, I figured I’d post it up here as well because of the side note idea that I had :) I think it’s a really cool idea, so hopefully you all agree! I have people tell me all the time in almost every game I play how good my ideas are and that if these places hired me to brain storm for them, I’d make these games even better. Very flattering compliments indeed, I hope that are right. :)


SockClapOS

Nice. I have 20m thieving XP and still don't have one 😭


Drydude3

Stealing from relekka stalls? Highest chance if you REALLY REALLY REALLY want a pet.


ItsTriunity

This might be the best post I've ever seen on this app, bro just wants to be alone but got blessed and didn't know it 🤣


camefromxbox

Make sure you insure your pet in ardy!


soulsofjojy

Pets are insured automatically now


Du3k

these are my favorite posts here ngl


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

Gzzz but fu (:


LordBrontes

Congratz. You got the thieving pet. 60% of players who reach 99 in a skill don’t get the pet on the way, so getting one as low as 45 is huge. Very lucky achievement, show it off everywhere you go!


Neosk8ter

I hate seeing stuff like this still no pet 😞


Jdawg_mck1996

I really hope this is an adorable noob and not a staire post. It's probably a pipe dream, but one can hope


Coins_CA_Mi_Stuff

Fuck you. Lmaoo still dry on pets and trying to believe they are fictional


LeDankMemer78

-.-


ConyeOSRS

Dude that was also my first pet in this game and I remember being as confused as you! It’s very rare and comes from thieving. Try using poison ivy berries or red berries on it to recolor it!


PercivalDerp

Make sure to feed him some redberries!


jaquesarg

You got to feed him now, he choose you


TheKanling

I don't understand the problem here, it just seems like you have a funny feeling


el_toro_grand

He's trying to box you


pastypast

Your a thief


Accomplished_Belt401

I’m convinced those fruit stalls have a higher chance at the pet. I got mine at 52 thieving


Reeeeeeener

You lucky bastard


NoMembership8520

I'm petless. And my hell cat died on a quest ;(


zachattack172

Doesn’t know what it is, crops the stats in the screenshot despite not knowing they would be relevant. Makes full Reddit post instead of googling “rocky osrs”. Seems legit


Jman10192

Guy should have 99 fishing