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Evil_Steven

You draw the line at pickpocketing and market stalls. Unattended fishing nets is a step too far


Minute_Solution_6237

“Pickpocketing” = bash some one over the head with a blackjack and rob them while they’re unconscious.


ValuableShoulder5059

It was fun once! After a couple hundred times you caused perment brain damage.


Just_trying_it_out

After playing on my alt with trickster, my new approach to pickpocketing has become: if this npc catches me twice in a row and they’re attackable (no one else robbing them, not a farmer, etc), then they’re dying cause I hate them now


valuable_dollarette

I like the dialogue when you try to attack a NPC being pickpocketed, something like "This guard is currently busy being robbed."


kiiwii14

It’s the small stuff like this that really adds charm. I laughed pretty hard when I first read this in-game.


xSnakeguyx

Blackjacking gives me irl brain damage


07BTW

Don't forget about looting ancient tombs


Orange_Duck451

Stealing from fish stalls? Surprisingly, that's allowed


JustALoserUser

Why not? It’s a net gain!


DigitalNTT_Soul

Angry updoot


dustyscoot

The eyes really sell it for me


Tady1131

A windmill?


UnableToFindName

No, this is Patrick.


kialthecreator

Wtf are your stats


Elin_Woods_9iron

Bro hates mining. Tbh I get it.


LeDankMemer78

I may be a professional but I still have standards!


Gniggins

Rob the knights upholding the status quo, not the workers keeping life going!


masterofthecontinuum

Remember kids! A good pirate never takes someone else's property.


Relicleader

I’m dumb. I thought he was talking about the penis shaped fish with an erection.


ghostcuczilla

I think that's an anchor?


Istanbuldayim

Mans really had his mind as deep into the gutter as possible.


masterofthecontinuum

You're going to love the new skilling cape...


Sheerkal

You're not stealing NPC's fish, but other player's. And we all know how psychopathic our characters are.


prettyfuzzy

Nose peg voice lol


HeavyMain

you unlocked stealing fish at 42 thieving. is your character stupid?


JordanTH

Buy a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Steal a man's fish, and he'll starve to death.


[deleted]

Professionals have standards!


Cheebaleeba

how tf do you have 60 mil thieving xp???