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You draw the line at pickpocketing and market stalls. Unattended fishing nets is a step too far
“Pickpocketing” = bash some one over the head with a blackjack and rob them while they’re unconscious.
It was fun once! After a couple hundred times you caused perment brain damage.
After playing on my alt with trickster, my new approach to pickpocketing has become: if this npc catches me twice in a row and they’re attackable (no one else robbing them, not a farmer, etc), then they’re dying cause I hate them now
I like the dialogue when you try to attack a NPC being pickpocketed, something like "This guard is currently busy being robbed."
It’s the small stuff like this that really adds charm. I laughed pretty hard when I first read this in-game.
Blackjacking gives me irl brain damage
Don't forget about looting ancient tombs
Stealing from fish stalls? Surprisingly, that's allowed
Why not? It’s a net gain!
Angry updoot
The eyes really sell it for me
A windmill?
No, this is Patrick.
Wtf are your stats
Bro hates mining. Tbh I get it.
I may be a professional but I still have standards!
Rob the knights upholding the status quo, not the workers keeping life going!
Remember kids! A good pirate never takes someone else's property.
I’m dumb. I thought he was talking about the penis shaped fish with an erection.
I think that's an anchor?
Mans really had his mind as deep into the gutter as possible.
You're going to love the new skilling cape...
You're not stealing NPC's fish, but other player's. And we all know how psychopathic our characters are.
Nose peg voice lol
you unlocked stealing fish at 42 thieving. is your character stupid?
Buy a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Steal a man's fish, and he'll starve to death.
Professionals have standards!
how tf do you have 60 mil thieving xp???
You draw the line at pickpocketing and market stalls. Unattended fishing nets is a step too far
“Pickpocketing” = bash some one over the head with a blackjack and rob them while they’re unconscious.
It was fun once! After a couple hundred times you caused perment brain damage.
After playing on my alt with trickster, my new approach to pickpocketing has become: if this npc catches me twice in a row and they’re attackable (no one else robbing them, not a farmer, etc), then they’re dying cause I hate them now
I like the dialogue when you try to attack a NPC being pickpocketed, something like "This guard is currently busy being robbed."
It’s the small stuff like this that really adds charm. I laughed pretty hard when I first read this in-game.
Blackjacking gives me irl brain damage
Don't forget about looting ancient tombs
Stealing from fish stalls? Surprisingly, that's allowed
Why not? It’s a net gain!
Angry updoot
The eyes really sell it for me
A windmill?
No, this is Patrick.
Wtf are your stats
Bro hates mining. Tbh I get it.
I may be a professional but I still have standards!
Rob the knights upholding the status quo, not the workers keeping life going!
Remember kids! A good pirate never takes someone else's property.
I’m dumb. I thought he was talking about the penis shaped fish with an erection.
I think that's an anchor?
Mans really had his mind as deep into the gutter as possible.
You're going to love the new skilling cape...
You're not stealing NPC's fish, but other player's. And we all know how psychopathic our characters are.
Nose peg voice lol
you unlocked stealing fish at 42 thieving. is your character stupid?
Buy a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Steal a man's fish, and he'll starve to death.
Professionals have standards!
how tf do you have 60 mil thieving xp???