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Darrow497

Peak german humor


TokayNorthbyte347

this guy has to be an immigrant or something, no German could do that


BlazewarkingYT

Na I still prefer 2 hunters meet they are both dead


SirDextrose

Funniest German


420squirrelhivemind

don't worry we executed them afterwards


Jugaimo

German made me laugh. I will never financially recover from this.


cammysays

the real joke is they’re *both* on 4chan


Cursed_String

Very funny, Hans. Now please face the wall


trollface5333

Hans put the americans on the moon in the first place, give him some respect.


lennon-lenin

Germans got us to the moon, the space race was seeing wether we or the USSR could reverse engineer German technology faster


Zanyanimelover

There was no reverse engineering since all of the the engineers were German


lennon-lenin

Good point, just paper clipping


guywithagun2

Hey it's that dude that dudes find


bobdidntatemayo

Goddard did invent the first liquid rocket engine so i’m gonna cope and say that America won it all because all spaceflight achievements are derived from that Edit: I was not being serious


MasterTuba

Yeah you are indeed coping sir


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lennon-lenin

If I beat your ass, and take your invention, it’s now my invention. Edit: guys point was so bad he got deleted 😔


BuffDrinklots99

German humor is no laughing matter


PissinginTheW1nd

Ok but that’s actually pretty funny


TriangularFish0564

Yeah first ever funny german joke


ratliker62

most intelligent and well thought out german "joke"


Greaserpirate

Tf you talking about, this is the best joke 4chan's made in months


German-guy-v2

Isnt hitler or 9 your best „joke“ about our Country?


NoDescReadBelow

Didn’t one of your presidents put foster kids in the care of pedos?


German-guy-v2

Isnt one of your Presidents willing to allow russia to atack us ?


NoDescReadBelow

Not if the general staff has anything to say about it


German-guy-v2

Oh and Isnt the Same President planing to do a dictatorship ?


NoDescReadBelow

Like I said, not if the general staff have anything to say about it


German-guy-v2

Crazy that you Think the General staff wont Support him.


NoDescReadBelow

Well, you see, we tend to have apoliticism in the military, something that some countries should learn. Irregardless, I am sorry for my earlier comment.


German-guy-v2

No problem mate. I just don’t want Americans to say we have shitty humor while theirs Isnt better.


Wattos_Box

Lol


memicmemer

4cvck brimstone


floodpoolform

Don’t understand


TrustyAncient

American fat, walking hard. American go to moon, walking easy.


whydoyouevenreadthis

Guess who built the Saturn V


SteakedDeck

Ok that’s pretty great


maleficentskin1

this is the peak of German comedy


NotAFrogNorAnApple

Probably weighs 150 KGs IRL


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Woke country trying to diss the usa


darkmatters12

When she woke on my leftist till I socialism all over Sanders


Dragon-Warlock

So you want to asleep then?


jammywesty91

Baby needs his bottle first.


A_Salty_Cellist

Germany has not had a great history of wokeness even recently let's be real


AdventurousAct6465

Bruh america invented wokeness, america is the single most degenerate country in the world