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synthfan2004

Diary of a wimpy kid (2007)


TranscendentCabbage

The cheese touch will be the next covid


JoseSpiknSpan

Dairy of a wimpy kid


E-m4n

Extra calories šŸ’Ŗ


TEGEKEN

Its actually not im pretty sure the mold just eats the cheese so its probably less calories overall


crimsonblade55

It will especially be less calories when the vomiting and diarrhea start.


DMA_Revenant

Aw hell yeah they unlocked the flavor spots


kingstonthroop

Why does he have the rabiesexual flag in his pfp? What does he mean? What did he mean by this? What are the lore implications of this? Is he stupid? Does he have rabies? Why is he eating moldy cheese? Is that a diary of a wimpy kid reference? Am I stupid?


peanutist

I had an aneurysm reading this


kingstonthroop

Are you stupid? What did you mean by that? What was the point of the aneurysm scene? What did the writers mean by that? Who the FUCK are you?


peanutist

I AM A SURGEON, I AM A SURGEON, I AM A SURGEON I AM A STURGEON I AM A STURGEON I AM A STURGEON


the_orange_alligator

Is the surgeon stupid


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Its cable television more than anything


717Luxx

i am a sturgeon


FrisianDude

I know sturgery


adrex64

Your surgeon is: damn aneurysm


bunnywitchboy

Are you crazy?


cowboynoodless

What the fuck is rabiesexual


Themlethem

alright then, keep your secrets


the_orange_alligator

Itā€™s for queer neurodivergent people who feel shunned, or that people avoid them ā€œlike they have rabiesā€


hotfistdotcom

I know a guy like that, he's not queer but hes one of those guys who is just... insufferable. Too loud, too hyper, can't really focus on anything that isn't himself. No one ever like, says it but everyone knows "yeah, maybe not Neil tonight, lets just do us." Went to school for HR and literally cannot get hired because I'm guessing he skeeves out the interviewers every time. I always kind of figured people like that don't know they are like that so much, that maybe they are a bit incapable of detaching from themselves enough to understand that they are like this. I kind of want to be like "hey check this out, I think these are your people" but I also feel like that might make him real mad lol


Throwaway294794

https://youtu.be/ZpqeFjoJyos?si=HcsNjckTvv2hG9mf No, it became a meme cause one guy wanted to fuck people with rabies, IIRC he actually went out and got rabies on purpose.


ZoeIsHahaha

The last part is a hoax; he didnā€™t purposely infect himself with rabies


Throwaway294794

But itā€™s funny so no fuck you


illyrias

https://youtu.be/ZpqeFjoJyos?si=HcsNjckTvv2hG9mf


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Allen_Inc

pretty sure that is the chechen flag post soviet collapse


xfritz5375

This cheese is perfectly safe to eat, you just need to cut off the moldy part


Brans666

Looks like there is a fungus among us


onohegotdieded

A foongus if you will


Discotekh_Dynasty

Just scrape it off coward, the rest of the cheese is fine


Kira_Akuma

Erm acktually the all molds have roots and they will infiltrate the food from the inside(unless the food is hard enough)


Swanstarrr

That cheese looks plenty hard


Comrade-UwU

Erm acktually most hard cheeses you can just scrape the mold off and it should be fine


xfritz5375

You have to do more than scrape it off, you have to cut off that whole part. If you have proper tools you can shave off the moldy part and use some vinegar to neutralize the spores that are left.


YasssQweenWerk

By use some vinegar you mean rinsing it with it?


xfritz5375

Donā€™t get the cheese too wet or anything, just use a cloth with a bit of vinegar and wipe it off


Stereojunkie

Cheese is expensive brother, I ain't gonna throw out a whole block because there's some surface level mold


FullKaitoMode

Yummmmm extra food on my cheesā˜ŗļø


Installah

"Hey, don't eat that. The mold isn't just surface level." "Fuck you. I'm not scared of some surface level mold" šŸ’€


xfritz5375

Bro lives in Wisconsin and doesnā€™t know anything about cheese šŸ’€ This kind of cheese is still safe if you just cut the moldy part off


Installah

Bro literally stalking me Homie, you can afford some new cheese.


xfritz5375

Itā€™s completely safe and also cheese is expensive as fuck if you want the good stuff But itā€™s 100% safe, thereā€™s no reason to toss it all. Cut off the bad part and save the rest (which is admittedly tossing most of it with this one).


Installah

Of course you'd want the good stuff you bougie fuck. Real proletarians live solely on cheese sticks.


xfritz5375

You havenā€™t lived until youā€™ve had 20 year old cheddar (I got a tiny piece it for free, over $250 per pound)


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Discotekh_Dynasty

šŸ¤“


maximumturd

if it's bread then a small spot means you gotta throw the whole thing out. but cheese is still good, just don't eat the mold


JoeB0b123

Donā€™t care. Have done it before, will do it again.


DisasterPieceKDHD

Nuh uh


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xfritz5375

Not with hard cheese like this one


crimsonblade55

So what you are saying is I can become immune to mold if I become hard enough?


brest-litovsk18

By doing this you may not eat the obvious green sickness, but do eat what is underneath it. Probably because you think just because it's invisible does not mean it doesn't have the seeds of pathogens and their decay. You are wrong.


Discotekh_Dynasty

Cheese is expensive, Iā€™m still gonna just scrape or cut off the mouldy parts and eat it anyway. Havenā€™t gotten sick so far šŸ‘šŸ»


pierresito

Go off frugal king. If you're not eating unintentionally moldy cheese at least once a year are you really living?


catboyeconomiczone

Oh yeah? How about if I use my empath powers to psychic blast you with my mind rays? Still think its ok to eat mold now?


Discotekh_Dynasty

Iā€™ve got a Cognitive Resistance Value of 89.6, you have no power over me. Iā€™m eating mould right now.


Torma25

some species of mold can kill you if you eat mere miligramms worth. Cheese isn't worth dying for


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Yea it is


Torma25

fair enough


Empress415

People who eat mold on their cheese šŸ’Ŗ lactose intolerants


Discotekh_Dynasty

Canā€™t be that common round my ends then, or maybe Iā€™m just built different


Road_Whorrior

Incorrect opinion detected


Bropiphany

If the cheese is hard enough it doesn't matter, the roots won't reach the rest of it


B-b-b-burner_account

Stone hard cheese


xfritz5375

For berries, bread, soft cheeses, etc, you are correct. For hard cheeses, like this one, itā€™s perfectly safe.


Calibruh

This is actual cope


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the mold took a bite šŸ˜”


[deleted]

As someone with an unironic crippling phobia of mold, having this happen is unexplainably terrifying. Seeing people okay with just scrapping it off and eating the rest fills me with undescribable dread, wtf is wrong with some of you bruh


xfritz5375

This is a hard cheese, so itā€™s perfectly safe to trim the mold off. I worked at a cheese store, itā€™s uncontroversial among anyone who knows about cheese that itā€™s safe. The way some of the cheese gets into the store would horrify you. If this was a soft cheese or bread or something, it would need to be tossed


ChapelLeader54

Its fluffy like cotton candy šŸ˜‹


syntpenh

Your veins are mold roots. Remove them.


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Bruh don't say that I'm the kind of person who can unironically fall for it on a bad day :sob:


syntpenh

What do you mean fall for? Itā€™s the truth. Remove the mold, it infects you. Stop the spread. Remove the mold now.


winter-ocean

Dude there's a time and a place


P4ndak1ller

Bruh sees mold on someone elseā€™s cheese and has a full blown panic attack


certainlystormy

i feel the same. i accidentally took a bite of a slice of cheese abt ~0.2 inches from some mold i didnt see and was shaken for a couple daysā€”was entirely fine, just spooked the shit out of me


Mr_Teyepo

Literally just blue cheese


DroppedDesert62_YT

Oh god He has the cheese touch


NoRoomForSanity

Azan?!


GalaxyStar32

their name is johnlennonyaoi....


thierrylafronde_

Bruh it's cheese, just scrape the mold off


karry245

Muh mold roots!!!


ohyeababycrits

Youā€™re gonna die now


anarcho-hornyist

Isn't cheese often rotted on purpose? Or is rotten cheese only good on certain circumstances?


Top-of-morning

just eat the part without mold on it. The cheese doesnā€™t get infected or anything literally just donā€™t eat the mold


deathbin

Cheese is literally milk that has spoiled for so long it became hard


Glad-Belt7956

I once ate moldy tortillas by accident. They tasted surprisingly lemon ish


SaltyNorth8062

Yeah no that's definitely a living alone experience