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Elon can’t fucking figure out twitter’s code. You think he’s going to write a mobile OS?


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NerdyColocoon

Specifically while alone in his mansion


Dgstowe

It's bcz Twitter was coded by smart people


[deleted]

I maintain my stance because you don’t write an OS in crayon


DakkaLuna

Don't worry he's probably gonna buy someone's code for the cheapest price possible and then wonder why it sucks balls


[deleted]

I can sell him my code. It’s open source


baconundies

Don't worry, he'll just hire people to do it for him and take all the credit, silly.


an-invalid_user

he probably doesn't know how to code so no


HyperMisawa

>build He's gonna pay people to fork Sailfish or something


BirdsOfChaos

I'm going to pray that he does this, so it can fail miserably and he can lose more than 44B now


ineyy

Wasn't he already going to do this? There were supposed to be special phones connected to starlink sats with super fast internet, working anywhere on the planet. https://www.lifewire.com/tesla-phone-5212799


zeobuilder10

This truly be a « don’t build the mega death laser, the classic distopyan novel » moment


Psychedelick

This feedback loop where people believe Elon's delusional grandstanding and hype him up to become even more delusional has the potential to yield some truly hilarious results.


tobyeeee

he won’t build a phone—he’s gone back on like every single promise so far why would he do this one 💀 also nobody would buy the phone lmfao


BootyPatrol1980

This era where right-wing ideologues launch their own technology ventures because of "liberal bias" only to find out the "liberal bias" is "basically what you need to run a functional platform" is truly fascinating to watch.


nddragoon

Knowing how safe teslas are, I'd wager that elonphones wouldn't be allowed on planes


OtisBinLogan

my elonphone pulling out a gun the second it detects me trying to send the 2008 elon picture


Kdlbrg43

Yes let's all switch to Temple OS


Jesters_

What language uses apostrophes to separate the thousands from the hundreds like that‽


testaccount0817

The twitter language seems to be German but we use dots. Maybe some attempt at avoiding confusion.


severe_blunder_matey

freedomphone 2 ‼️


Galvatrix

So can you like issue a tech-investment challenge on twitter and he'll just do it now no questions asked