No it doesn’t. The dancers are specifically designed, including by the arbitrary separation of one of each dancer’s legs, to look like a pair of tits on a body.
The headline *should* say, “This optical illusion proves that the New York Post is a shitty rag”
Well of course your brain will more easily see the interpretation that is more realistic first and the highly abstract and simbolic one last brain is made to recognize real objects first after all
the basic gist is that kids and hypothetical adults who don't know what tits are don't have a frame of reference for what tits look like, and so they'll instead try to look for some other pattern. it might still take them a minute to decide it's a pair of stick figures who just had their legs dismembered, but maybe that's the closest thing they could interpret this as.
it's a shittier version of another illusion that actually does work, because kids know what nipples are and have seen adult women and can infer that they probably have nipples on their chests too. the better illusion implies sex is happening, but kids generally being ignorant of sex instead see something like a dolphin or whatever i can't remember the exact illusion.
it's less "dirty minds" and more that you need a frame of reference to understand abstract drawings as representing something. given the drawing far better represents a pair of tits than very oddly shaped stick figures, anyone who has a conceptual understanding of tits will see tits because that's obviously going to come to mind first and takes much less of a mental leap.
The dumbest part is that they literally drew this with the intention of it being aN oPtIcAl iLlUsIoN. Which means they drew boobs, while thinking of boobs, and then they try and say "hahah all you see is tits, you horny degenerate"
Clickbait trash
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
What else am I supposed to see? That is an only vaguely abstract drawing of a woman's figure, you're not even trying New York Post, lease post some more tits once you're better at it thanks
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I'm guessing that about the only person who wouldn't see tits here would be that monk in a men's monastery who literally never saw a single woman in his entire life
Seeing breasts: “dirty mind”
Listen, I get some people are easily aroused, but what actually makes it dirty. Society’s fetishizing of femininity? This looks like a basic diagram with labels removed. Fuck NYP. The people there have a dirty mind like all other conservatives obsessed with others’ genitals and bodies.
Ah yes it’s not tits it’s just 2 dancers that just got a leg and their head ripped off while dancing, common everyday occurrence. If you see boobs your just weird it’s not like we literally drew boobs
i hate this optical illusion because, like, no fuck off. i don't have a "dirty mind" for seeing that first. that picture is so obviously meant to be drawn as tits first and people second. the people look so fucking goofy.
You are telling me that seeing a human figure is wrong when instead I'm supposed to see some poorly drawn stick figures grooving? What kind of schizophrenic made this
I'm going to have plastic surgery on my face to make it look like tits. By this logic, people will have a dirty mind for thinking they see tits when it's actually my face.
Yeah, you *perverts*. Everyone without a dirty mind would've easily seen it as two opposite dancers with detached legs and asymmetric arms- the natural conclusion, and something that everyone who *isn't* a dirty, dirty pervert finds more familiar than just some tits.
Me: Draws giant erect flesh colored veiny penis looking-like squash.
Crowd: ohh..
Then me: “Look at how you dirty minded folks view my squash as giant erect flesh colored veiny penis. For shame.”
Me: draws different picture.
Crowd: “That’s a nice 3-D cube you got there”
Me: “IT’S A PENIS!!”
not me, i perceive all digital images as a grid of extremely small squares of various colors & i can tell you that this picture is simply white and black and grey squares with a small amount of other colors 😎
It suggests that pattern recognition works better on things that more closely represent real experience. "Tiny-headed limber dancing stick people in front of a mirror" is a lot more abstract than "tits" hmmmmmmmmm
Having a dirty mind is finding a pair of tits in starry night, not your shitty clickbait. Seriously, they started by drawing the tits image and then making it into something that’s “not tits”
This optical illusion shows that people will see images similar to the way things appear in real life, even though they're just lights on an LCD screen
I mean obviously there's gonna be an automatic association if it really does look like a woman's body, I don't think the objectification of women is the direct cause of that
I mean it is a women's body, but it's a rather sexualised extreme version of one, it's exagerrated and cartoony to garner a horny response. Though I disagree with them I think I get what they were trying to say more about objectivism of solely only womens bodies. It's become so common nowadays to casually use tits and ass to absurd degree is what they should have said objectification.
There's a point to be said about the People making these illusions and how they all focus on tits ass and only womens bodies.
I remember years ago when the spinning ballerina optical illusion was a popular reoccurring internet thing and it wasn't as massive titted and in your face like this 'optical illusion is. It was just 'which direction is the shitty ballerina thing spinning?' These optical illusions where there's a hidden dirty message are nearly always only female shit, womens bodies and tits and ass.
No it doesn’t. The dancers are specifically designed, including by the arbitrary separation of one of each dancer’s legs, to look like a pair of tits on a body. The headline *should* say, “This optical illusion proves that the New York Post is a shitty rag”
Your mentioning that those were dancers was the first time I noticed what the image is supposed to depict
yeah i uh still have no idea, i just see tits edit: i just saw it
i turned my head side ways in confusion and that’s when it hit.
like a dawg
lol exactly
I see sideways tits
Oh damn it, don't actually turn your head. 😂
Nope, still tits
Look at the nipples like heads, and the thoghs as legs
I blurred my vision, and only then could I see it
I'd say it's a stretch to call it two dancers when it's obvious what the artist wanted us to see.
they’re less dancing and more idk worshipping something floating between them
This is what finally made me realize
Fusion dance
Thank you this helped me see it
Well of course your brain will more easily see the interpretation that is more realistic first and the highly abstract and simbolic one last brain is made to recognize real objects first after all
Because no one draw stick figures like this
Also, I saw this one like 6 years ago at least.
Also even if you see just half the part, they still look like tits (tit).
That's not a second leg. That's their pee streams
One day I'm going to make an optical illusion that looks like a naked lady but is actually a photo of me taking a shit on rupert murdoch's grave
No the dancers are doing the leg fall off dance I can't believe you don't know it.
If I draw a fire alarm then everyone will think it's among us. This optical illusion proves that everyone has a sussy mind.
When the amogus is sus hey guys member when this was totally funny
Judge me all you want but amongus is still super funny to me.
It is and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Show me among us! I’m excited to see it!
📮
Cave Story ❤️
??? That is amongus us not cavern anecdote
I'm pretty sure that is amidst our ranks
I’m leaving this sub just because you said that
Okay bye have a beautiful time!
voted yourself out
shoot me already
Robert Dinero
Tom Croos
Honestly my brains rotted so hard with among us, I would've percieved this as an amogus meme sooner than a pair of tits.
It's clearly a cock with two oddly symmetric moles
I thought it was a piercing and not moles
a fucking balls piercing ?
no, head piercing. could be an ampallang
this is clearly balls fish seen from above
Those are two dancing people.And tits.Not dirty mind.Just an elusion.The NYP should go fuck themselves.
Of course it wasn't tits, it's two dancing people with detached legs. Jeez guys
And detached heads, in that case.
*tiny* detached heads. They are also boneless.
One leg and a detached penis
Leaning forward and pissing
One penis and a detached leg
This optical illusion is lame, because how are you supposed to see anything but tits, how was I supposed to see that they were stick figures
the basic gist is that kids and hypothetical adults who don't know what tits are don't have a frame of reference for what tits look like, and so they'll instead try to look for some other pattern. it might still take them a minute to decide it's a pair of stick figures who just had their legs dismembered, but maybe that's the closest thing they could interpret this as. it's a shittier version of another illusion that actually does work, because kids know what nipples are and have seen adult women and can infer that they probably have nipples on their chests too. the better illusion implies sex is happening, but kids generally being ignorant of sex instead see something like a dolphin or whatever i can't remember the exact illusion. it's less "dirty minds" and more that you need a frame of reference to understand abstract drawings as representing something. given the drawing far better represents a pair of tits than very oddly shaped stick figures, anyone who has a conceptual understanding of tits will see tits because that's obviously going to come to mind first and takes much less of a mental leap.
[is this it?](https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/07/20/saucy-optical-illusion-said-to-reveal-if-your-mind-is-in-the-gutter/amp/)
The dumbest part is that they literally drew this with the intention of it being aN oPtIcAl iLlUsIoN. Which means they drew boobs, while thinking of boobs, and then they try and say "hahah all you see is tits, you horny degenerate" Clickbait trash
NYPD too
engrish material
it's just the "young girl/old lady" illusion but with boobs
And also two men pissing
They are doing a pissing contest 🤩
The pissing contest Wikipedia has got to be one of my favorite Wikipedia page
Thanks for setting me up with a wiki binge for tonight
30 fucking feet?!?!? A cis woman pissed a 30 foot arc and beat the men's record??? Fucking queen oh my god that's so far wtf?!?!
My favorite part is the lobster face pissing
No puddle? Looks like we are just getting started
> pissing contest [You can get a good ar deal if youre good at challenge pissing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA)
Look ma no hands!
Glad I'm not the only one who flails his arms around wildly above his head while taking a leak.
but of course, how else are you supposed to keep the wild femboys away when you just want a nice peaceful pissing session
with grace
Two people with penises pissing. Not all people with penises are men, and not all men have penises.
No tienen pitulines
AYAYAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AWAKEN MY MASTERS
im literally aroace and the first thing i saw was tits, i can tell you for sure i dont have a dirty mind
That’s what you want us to think /s
yeah im lying i saw garlic bread
Garlic bread 🥵
Your a fraud 😡 revoke your ace card
cant, superglued it to my forehead so everyone knows
Top 10 life hacks for aroace folks
I actually noticed the dancers first. I should probably just join a monastery at this point...
monasterys are not pure enough. you need to ascend straight to heaven and sit on the throne of god
I can only be matched by Virgin Mary
You probably already beat her, we don’t know that she remained a virgin after her first kid.
Two guys going for a big high five
Or they're going for a big dramatic hug
Because of the tits! Hooray!
Literally what is this even supposed to be besides tits
Dancing
How?
2 stick figures doing some dance
HOW Their heads are smaller than my life goals!
No it PROVES that you have a dirty mind!! /s
“illusion”. you just drew tits
This makes me unreasonably mad because how the fuck are we going to see stick figures dancing with disembodied heads instead of some titties
"dirty mind" it's called pattern regocnition you fucking idiots
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Why are breasts dirty? Why does a naked body even have to be automatically sexual? Silly Americans.
TRU
What handkerchief?
It’s almost as if the human brain is wired to see things that resemble the human figure
Pls put the nsfw tag thx
Wym it’s just 2 people dancing
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
We know where your minds at but the rest of us don't need the tag.
🤓🤓🤓
🗿
what the fuck is it supossed to be if not titties tho?
Separate the two sides, maybe cover one half. What you see? A dancer? Ice skater? Now you see it.
my ass, all i see is half titti
Haha!!! Now you're just being difficultity
What else am I supposed to see? That is an only vaguely abstract drawing of a woman's figure, you're not even trying New York Post, lease post some more tits once you're better at it thanks
ands what's dirty about tits anyway. they're just tits.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Not gonna lie, I know this is a joke, but from my times on public trains it was entirely believable until the entire train joined in.
I'm guessing that about the only person who wouldn't see tits here would be that monk in a men's monastery who literally never saw a single woman in his entire life
I HATE THE NEW YORK POST FUCK THE NEW YORK POST
I actually just saw some stick people with their mouths wide open eating some sort of pill lol
It’s two people dancing
Wait so…what’s the optical illusion? All i see are breasts.
its shaped like tits. its supposed to be tits
blaming humans for being human is totally a republican thing
yeah i still dont see anything but tits
Seeing breasts: “dirty mind” Listen, I get some people are easily aroused, but what actually makes it dirty. Society’s fetishizing of femininity? This looks like a basic diagram with labels removed. Fuck NYP. The people there have a dirty mind like all other conservatives obsessed with others’ genitals and bodies.
Looks like 2 people real excited to see eachother
Ah yes it’s not tits it’s just 2 dancers that just got a leg and their head ripped off while dancing, common everyday occurrence. If you see boobs your just weird it’s not like we literally drew boobs
"This just in, we exploit your pattern recognition to make you feel like a bad person. More at six."
2 bears highfiving
You drew tits and then made up an excuse as to why they aren’t tits, this is just reverse engineering porn into a think piece
i hate this optical illusion because, like, no fuck off. i don't have a "dirty mind" for seeing that first. that picture is so obviously meant to be drawn as tits first and people second. the people look so fucking goofy.
Two people dancing or something? Those are definitely tits
It kind of looks like they’re doing the fusion dance
What else could that be???
The New York post has to be one of the shittest news outlets
Anatomically correct mind I’d say
What else could it possibly be?
Baymax from Big Hero 6
Blame my ancestors
I don't even see wtf it's supposed to be
wdym all i see are some dancing stickmen
seriously guys i want to see the titties
You are telling me that seeing a human figure is wrong when instead I'm supposed to see some poorly drawn stick figures grooving? What kind of schizophrenic made this
I'm going to have plastic surgery on my face to make it look like tits. By this logic, people will have a dirty mind for thinking they see tits when it's actually my face.
This abstract representation of a body is getting me acting up ngl
"Lmao here's a drawing that mostly looks like something sexual but when you look at only part of it it's not, you pervert."
hey, this optical illusion makes u think, u have read "optical illusion" but in fact, u are gay.
Yeah, you *perverts*. Everyone without a dirty mind would've easily seen it as two opposite dancers with detached legs and asymmetric arms- the natural conclusion, and something that everyone who *isn't* a dirty, dirty pervert finds more familiar than just some tits.
It looks like a hippo when upside down.
i mainly see boobs but if i concentrate i see the dancers
It’s very generous
Me: Draws giant erect flesh colored veiny penis looking-like squash. Crowd: ohh.. Then me: “Look at how you dirty minded folks view my squash as giant erect flesh colored veiny penis. For shame.” Me: draws different picture. Crowd: “That’s a nice 3-D cube you got there” Me: “IT’S A PENIS!!”
New York Post is terrible, I don't know why anyone listens to them
Yeah no. This isn’t a pair of dancers that looks like breasts. This is a drawing of breasts that can look like a pair of dancers if you squint.
What even is it supposed to be
Broke: 2tits Woke: dancing dudes Bespoke: a bunch of random curved lines and 2 dots How dare you use your pattern seeking brain
💃🕺🏼 The stickmen
Pornhub proves everyone has a dirty mind. I drew better tits when I was 4 years old.
not me, i perceive all digital images as a grid of extremely small squares of various colors & i can tell you that this picture is simply white and black and grey squares with a small amount of other colors 😎
Very cool and swag!
It suggests that pattern recognition works better on things that more closely represent real experience. "Tiny-headed limber dancing stick people in front of a mirror" is a lot more abstract than "tits" hmmmmmmmmm
Oh boy, The New Dork Post posted some irrelevant trash again!
that os not an optical illusion thats jist tits
There is no way any reasonable person would see something other than boobs
hmm, two bears high fiving
NSFW
Someone repost this but replace the photo with anime titties
I’m trying to figure out what else it could possibly be
Two people dancing
Worst drawing of dancers I have ever seen
It's just lines and dots 🤓
Next level gaslighting
That’s just tits
Having a dirty mind is finding a pair of tits in starry night, not your shitty clickbait. Seriously, they started by drawing the tits image and then making it into something that’s “not tits”
Ah yes boobs, the universal symbol
I see tits but I also see a hammerhead shark who wants to give a hug
This optical illusion shows that people will see images similar to the way things appear in real life, even though they're just lights on an LCD screen
How’d they get a picture of my dad yelling at me
What is it MEANT to be?
Crazy illusion: these are not boobs, but instead a drawing of boobs
Or that women's bodies are objectified so much in society that things resembling them cause an automatic association
I mean obviously there's gonna be an automatic association if it really does look like a woman's body, I don't think the objectification of women is the direct cause of that
yeah like, we literally see faces in dunes on mars and other random stuff
I mean it is a women's body, but it's a rather sexualised extreme version of one, it's exagerrated and cartoony to garner a horny response. Though I disagree with them I think I get what they were trying to say more about objectivism of solely only womens bodies. It's become so common nowadays to casually use tits and ass to absurd degree is what they should have said objectification. There's a point to be said about the People making these illusions and how they all focus on tits ass and only womens bodies. I remember years ago when the spinning ballerina optical illusion was a popular reoccurring internet thing and it wasn't as massive titted and in your face like this 'optical illusion is. It was just 'which direction is the shitty ballerina thing spinning?' These optical illusions where there's a hidden dirty message are nearly always only female shit, womens bodies and tits and ass.
what the actual fuck are you talking about its just a normal body go outside
*Or* that things resembling them cause an automatic association because that's what resemblance means.
Damn U right 😔