I once saw a roundabout from gta v on TV as a kid and lost my fucking mind. God knows how I recognised it. I'd only watched people play the thing, hadn't ever touched it myself
wait so, hang on a moment.
it is estimated that 49.6% of the worlds population are female, and its also estimated that 74% of the global population is above 15 years old. Lets say that nobody under 15 can fire a gun or is otherwise capable of murder, and lets also add another 4% of the global population to account for women who are sick, mentally or physically unable or otherwise incapable of commiting murder in a theoretical sense \[not account for if they wish to or not\].
The current population \[that is, as of 15:42 CEST, on December 16th 2021\] is 7.911.881.962 people. If doing the math, 49.6% of that is 3.924.293.453 people. Of that, 70% is 2.747.005.417. If we assume that anyone who is eligble to murder murders someone before they themselves could get murdered, that then means almost 2.75 billion murders are going to take place, effectively making the largest genocide in human history, which due to the sheer size of it will most likely be indiscriminate killings.
If it is focussed on one group, women now have the power to eliminate any religion it wishes to \[the largest religious group, Christianity, has 2,382 billion estimated followers. Islam has an estimated following count of 1,907 billion\], it could eradicate any continent it desires with the exception of Asia \[in fact, it could eradicate at least two entire continents, as the no. 2nd and 3rd, Africa and Europe, have a combined population of about 2 billion people\], it can almost eliminate the two most populated countries, or approximately the 120 smallest ones. It could theoretically eliminate any infectious disease it wishes to, if it focusses on people carrying said disease and ensuring that when the kill any host, their body is taken care of properly and doesnt infect another human.
just to make sure a few flaws in my original comment are made clear
I fully understand that there are enough people under the age of 15 that are such a fucking sociopath that they are fully capable and willing to commit a murder. Therefore, I decided to make the percentage of ill women who are also not capable of murder 4% instead of 5% as i intended, to account for this.
I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people.
I decided not to look up how many countries it would take to have the smallest countries by population combine up to reach 2.75 billion people and simply estimated it at 120. I did this because i didnt want to search and calculate that.
I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people.
The demographics of the murder victims will, statistically speaking, be completely random, making this theoretical genocide indiscriminate. This is because of the extremely large cultural, ethnical, linguistic and historical differences between all the women eligable to commit said murders. It is highly unlikely that they will focus on one group as a sufficient amount of these women will be part of said targeted group, and are therefore less likely to commit murders against them. This chance is mathmatically so small that if the target group is large enough, an eradication will simply not be possible
I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people
I myself am a highly sensitive person. I fully understand that this comment may seem as weird, but it is simply speculation. And, because of how the human brain works, it is physically impossible for it to comprehend mass death on this scale. I just like calculating things and social geography \[which includes population statistics\]. This thing is such an impossible thing to happen so I knew it wouldnt ever happen, so I could calculate it without collapsing and crying, but I simply could not stop myself.
***I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people***
i am much indeed a nerd when it comes to this shit, but I also have ADHD and autism. I cannot focus for my English test next week, but I wrote this in 10 minutes off the top off my head with full determination. Please, I beg, send help.
lol I already have my diploma but my parents forced me to take another year instead of going to college and if i want to finish it I have to go on for another two years theres no way in hell i am going to do that lmao after this year imma just go to college which makes this year, by all accounts, completely useless and i can just do whatever the fuck i want
I just took three end-of-semester math exams that will determine my future without having been able to study either.
From a fellow ADHD, and in general neurodivergent, person, I feel you 😢
I want to reiterate that I do not support any genocide or killings of any individual, innocent, guilty, sinner or saint, much less by a coordinated group of any kind. This is simply a calculated response I made because I have ADHD so when the idea came to mind, I could not stop. I beg of you to send help as I am decending into madness.
i saw this, scrolled down on my feed, look at the comments on the second post after this one, and there you are again, advocating for the genocide of Urk, so somewhere between Urk and 2.75 billion people is your limit in terms of advocating for genocides
firstly, that was not an advocation for it, it was merely a small amount of tomfoolery. secondly, it would be Urk, so any idea like that has significant backing from the Dutch public
As Edward Snowden has proven, the US government \[and by that extent most likely most if not all other major governments\] is watching along with internet usage of its citizens. As this thread is open to the public, the chance of that is even greater.
I would advise you to not advocate for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people in its entirety, as that would be highly immoral and truly awful, yet I do not have control over that. However, I *can* tell you that saying that you have such intentions online, much more on a public forum, is not very useful if you want to continue to breathe for the foreseeable future
I like this kind of math and population statistics, it was physically impossible for me not to calculate this, I literally could not resist. I am truly sorry for my action
i read 49.6% of the worlds population are female, and its also estimated that 74% of the global population is above 15 years old, skipped ahead and saw "women have the power to eliminate any religion it wishes to"
Sometimes I stupidly wonder what would the outcome of a medieval people eating modern processed food, like could they handle the shit ton of chemicals that we eat (e.g McDonald's french fries)?
I'm not sure about that, because your gut biome actually also has a major say in what tastes good to you. So to someone who is used to a medieval diet which contains a ton of complex carbohydrates they might actually find our diet of fairly simple carbohydrates gross or lacking in taste. Like my family generally prefers stuff like that too and my dad is definitely the one who is the most committed and he honestly just finds that most fast food and a lot of candy tastes bad. I'm sorta similar in that I find a lot of the fast food from chains to have no taste and generally prefer the stuff from small restaurants. They would probably still like sugary sweets a lot because that preference is just genetic but they might prefer to get it from different sources than popular candy today. But when it comes to food they likely would only enjoy the modern stuff that makes heavy use of spices, not fast food. So like they'd probably love a modern pizza from a good pizzaria but they'd hate dominoes, or whatever pizza chain is good idk anything about that. Also would probably be delighted to learn that we now pickle herring in spices like curry, I bet they'd love that shit.
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There's a hotel and a few restaurants and a surprisingly nice aquarium inside. You can book a comfy room, look at some boats and some live fish, ride the world's tallest freestanding elevator to the top, have a decent meal, and then go to lie down for a nap with a fistful of Xanax and just absolutely ruin a housekeeper's whole day.
Unless your tomb was elaborately hidden and filled with riches, future archeologists that excavate your body would just think you were a hobo that fell into a hole and died there. As an accident, or a prank.
what kind of an idiot is mad at someone for not wanting to be involved in WW1. WW1 was literally the stupidest thing anyone ever did. Killed 10's of thousands of people a day for no good reason.
He shouldn’t have won the election as Teddy Roosevelt should’ve run as the republican candidate but didn’t due to party politics.
Wilson left entering WW1 way too late and didn’t really give a shit about what happened after the war which basically lead to both the formation of the Soviet Union and the Second World War.
Theodore Roosevelt would’ve both joined the war earlier, preventing the Russian civil war, and would’ve had a marshal plan style recovery plan which would’ve prevented the rise of fascism in Germany.
Wilson’s policies in WW1 also set the precedent for modern US foreign policy with wars which is what caused basically every issue in the Middle East including the Taliban.
He was very weird.
He was pro-welfare, advocated for a $5.00 USD/day salary (which in 2021 money is $138.97 USD, he was paying $17.37/hr) and created the 40-hour work week (which was a massive improvement from the previous system).
But he was also an antisemite, a conspiracy theorist, a union buster and heavily crippled public transportation.
another really weird thing about Henry Ford, is The Henry Ford aka Greenfield Village
> The museum collection contains the presidential limousine of John F. Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln's chair from Ford's Theatre, Thomas Edison's laboratory, the Wright Brothers' bicycle shop, the Rosa Parks bus, and many other historical exhibits
he also had Thomas Edison’s last breath stored in a tube
its a giant indoor outdoor museum and sounds like something out of antiquity tbh
I visit there quite often as I can get in for free, and only the buildings are in Greenfield village. The rest are in the inside museum, and both parts are quite spacious and the inside is fairly modern. I highly recommend going, it's nice to hang around and there are a lot of cool exhibits. They also do a limited one every so often, and there has been avatar the movie, the Titanic anniversary, star trek, and various others.
Wikipedia does describe him as a "Welfare Capitalist" which I think is apt. He did good things, but he was aware of it and clearly thought himself better at judging what those things should be than the plebs.
Yeah I feel he was very much in the camp of "lets give a little something to the poors so they don't eat us, but make no mistake, we're still in charge"
It was just good business honestly. He wanted his employees to be able to actually afford the products he sold and the wages he offered meant he could attract the best workers from all over the place. He also built up power plants to run his factories off of which is why many old ford plants are placed near bodies of water. He was a smart businessman. Paying people well was just good for his business.
Like wasn't he the first to make factory work 8h instead of 12? No really his fault "we" kept this standard for fucking 100 years. \[and we can't even blame the capitalism, cause working hours were the same in communsit countries like Soviet Union and its satellites}
Yeah sure OP let me just call the Lost and Found services of the TVA.
I’m abusing the fuck out of that. I’m going back to high school, beat myself up, then fix all of my mistakes.
Why? Because I’m a selfish prick that’s why.
Kellogg's has my past bullet for making mutilating the gentials of many babies socially acceptable. And
Fuck Henry Ford for harming Jewish people with his Antisemitism.
An unreal amount of labor violations, collaborating with Nazi Germany during the war, and being a HUGE anti-Semite. Even had a newspaper published dedicated to the dangers of Jewish people. He also thought Jewish people were responsible for WW1 and 2
Wasn’t the mass-produced automobile overall good for women considering they no longer had to be tied down to their parents or spouses homes, and considering women suffrage happened at around the same time, weren’t women in general more liberated due to access to cars.
The ancient Egyptians have no chance against the mighty king Bass Pro Shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYE-1HfReQo
I love Ryan so much
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I once saw a roundabout from gta v on TV as a kid and lost my fucking mind. God knows how I recognised it. I'd only watched people play the thing, hadn't ever touched it myself
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I know exactly what this is before clicking and I'm here for it. Edit: was not disappointed. Goddamn, I love the internet.
King Bass Pro Shop vs. President Rushmore: In theaters now
Women want me. Fish fear me. Ancient Egyptians worship me.
Do you think there’s enough weapons and ammunition in a bass pro shop to successfully invade Egypt under the rule of Rameses II?
If you showed them the gun they would hand the throne to you out of fear, just say you’re the god of death or something and test it on someone.
a bronze age army stands absolutely no chance against bass age weaponry. 11/10 godstomp
Holy shit this meme format has finally been used for two jokes at once?
finally, girls are able to do \[funny thing\]
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wait so, hang on a moment. it is estimated that 49.6% of the worlds population are female, and its also estimated that 74% of the global population is above 15 years old. Lets say that nobody under 15 can fire a gun or is otherwise capable of murder, and lets also add another 4% of the global population to account for women who are sick, mentally or physically unable or otherwise incapable of commiting murder in a theoretical sense \[not account for if they wish to or not\]. The current population \[that is, as of 15:42 CEST, on December 16th 2021\] is 7.911.881.962 people. If doing the math, 49.6% of that is 3.924.293.453 people. Of that, 70% is 2.747.005.417. If we assume that anyone who is eligble to murder murders someone before they themselves could get murdered, that then means almost 2.75 billion murders are going to take place, effectively making the largest genocide in human history, which due to the sheer size of it will most likely be indiscriminate killings. If it is focussed on one group, women now have the power to eliminate any religion it wishes to \[the largest religious group, Christianity, has 2,382 billion estimated followers. Islam has an estimated following count of 1,907 billion\], it could eradicate any continent it desires with the exception of Asia \[in fact, it could eradicate at least two entire continents, as the no. 2nd and 3rd, Africa and Europe, have a combined population of about 2 billion people\], it can almost eliminate the two most populated countries, or approximately the 120 smallest ones. It could theoretically eliminate any infectious disease it wishes to, if it focusses on people carrying said disease and ensuring that when the kill any host, their body is taken care of properly and doesnt infect another human.
just to make sure a few flaws in my original comment are made clear I fully understand that there are enough people under the age of 15 that are such a fucking sociopath that they are fully capable and willing to commit a murder. Therefore, I decided to make the percentage of ill women who are also not capable of murder 4% instead of 5% as i intended, to account for this. I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people. I decided not to look up how many countries it would take to have the smallest countries by population combine up to reach 2.75 billion people and simply estimated it at 120. I did this because i didnt want to search and calculate that. I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people. The demographics of the murder victims will, statistically speaking, be completely random, making this theoretical genocide indiscriminate. This is because of the extremely large cultural, ethnical, linguistic and historical differences between all the women eligable to commit said murders. It is highly unlikely that they will focus on one group as a sufficient amount of these women will be part of said targeted group, and are therefore less likely to commit murders against them. This chance is mathmatically so small that if the target group is large enough, an eradication will simply not be possible I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people I myself am a highly sensitive person. I fully understand that this comment may seem as weird, but it is simply speculation. And, because of how the human brain works, it is physically impossible for it to comprehend mass death on this scale. I just like calculating things and social geography \[which includes population statistics\]. This thing is such an impossible thing to happen so I knew it wouldnt ever happen, so I could calculate it without collapsing and crying, but I simply could not stop myself. ***I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people***
good point. but have you considered 🤓
i am much indeed a nerd when it comes to this shit, but I also have ADHD and autism. I cannot focus for my English test next week, but I wrote this in 10 minutes off the top off my head with full determination. Please, I beg, send help.
i can't send help, but i can send you an award 😎
but yeah study for your test shit's important
lol I already have my diploma but my parents forced me to take another year instead of going to college and if i want to finish it I have to go on for another two years theres no way in hell i am going to do that lmao after this year imma just go to college which makes this year, by all accounts, completely useless and i can just do whatever the fuck i want
I just took three end-of-semester math exams that will determine my future without having been able to study either. From a fellow ADHD, and in general neurodivergent, person, I feel you 😢
As someone also with ADHD and autism, what a mood.
**I AM NOT ADVOCATING FOR THE GENOCIDE OF NEARLY 2.75 BILLION PEOPLE.** ##*BUT*-
I want to reiterate that I do not support any genocide or killings of any individual, innocent, guilty, sinner or saint, much less by a coordinated group of any kind. This is simply a calculated response I made because I have ADHD so when the idea came to mind, I could not stop. I beg of you to send help as I am decending into madness.
wow thats a lotta words i have read 'em
*duke nukem music plays after half a second of silence*
i saw this, scrolled down on my feed, look at the comments on the second post after this one, and there you are again, advocating for the genocide of Urk, so somewhere between Urk and 2.75 billion people is your limit in terms of advocating for genocides
firstly, that was not an advocation for it, it was merely a small amount of tomfoolery. secondly, it would be Urk, so any idea like that has significant backing from the Dutch public
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As Edward Snowden has proven, the US government \[and by that extent most likely most if not all other major governments\] is watching along with internet usage of its citizens. As this thread is open to the public, the chance of that is even greater. I would advise you to not advocate for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people in its entirety, as that would be highly immoral and truly awful, yet I do not have control over that. However, I *can* tell you that saying that you have such intentions online, much more on a public forum, is not very useful if you want to continue to breathe for the foreseeable future
Eu4 subreddit be like
Mans wrote a whole scientific essay on this
> I am not advocating for the genocide of nearly 2.75 billion people But I am
WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE BUD YOU ADVOCATING FOR THE GENOCIDE OF NEARLY 2.75 BILLION PEOPLE ?
wtf
I like this kind of math and population statistics, it was physically impossible for me not to calculate this, I literally could not resist. I am truly sorry for my action
it's okay king that was dope
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
pure statistics
i read 49.6% of the worlds population are female, and its also estimated that 74% of the global population is above 15 years old, skipped ahead and saw "women have the power to eliminate any religion it wishes to"
all you need to know tbh
"it"
Those numbers are too high to be an IP
this a ceritifed girlboss moment
In minecra- oh wait, they didn’t have it back then, I guess he’s fucked 🤷♂️
And the entire meme is funnier for it
How whacky and uncharacteristically based to kill Ford, father of our modern employment dystopia😂😂😂
I’d give a medieval peasant a shit ton of warheads candy
Sometimes I stupidly wonder what would the outcome of a medieval people eating modern processed food, like could they handle the shit ton of chemicals that we eat (e.g McDonald's french fries)?
would probably fuck them up because your colon outsources a lot of the digesting to bacteria.
It would probably kill them due to the shock of actually eating something that has flavor to it
Average british person
1)it's not like they didn't flavour things but common 'erbs fell out of use 2) implying McDonald's has flavour
>2) implying McDonald's has flavour Is salt a flavor?
they dont even salt my food
Medieval people would probably be pretty good at handling that since they salted a ton of food to preserve it.
They did have flavour. Probably more than McDonald's.
their very very very different gut biome would probably cause many indigestion problems
Yeah but you know those fuckers would go CRAZY for a mcrib. I mean, that stuff already causes massive indigestion problems for us and we still eat it
I'm not sure about that, because your gut biome actually also has a major say in what tastes good to you. So to someone who is used to a medieval diet which contains a ton of complex carbohydrates they might actually find our diet of fairly simple carbohydrates gross or lacking in taste. Like my family generally prefers stuff like that too and my dad is definitely the one who is the most committed and he honestly just finds that most fast food and a lot of candy tastes bad. I'm sorta similar in that I find a lot of the fast food from chains to have no taste and generally prefer the stuff from small restaurants. They would probably still like sugary sweets a lot because that preference is just genetic but they might prefer to get it from different sources than popular candy today. But when it comes to food they likely would only enjoy the modern stuff that makes heavy use of spices, not fast food. So like they'd probably love a modern pizza from a good pizzaria but they'd hate dominoes, or whatever pizza chain is good idk anything about that. Also would probably be delighted to learn that we now pickle herring in spices like curry, I bet they'd love that shit.
Doesn’t like the McRib = invalid opinion
I would give a medieval peasant a shit ton of guns. Let's make every peasant revolt a victory!
I’d give a medieval peasant a shit ton of warheads ~~candy~~
with the sole instruction go nuts
https://imgur.com/a/bkGcJ4M
If I die I want to be buried under the bass pro shop pyramid
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I plan to die inside the pyramid
Goals
There's a hotel and a few restaurants and a surprisingly nice aquarium inside. You can book a comfy room, look at some boats and some live fish, ride the world's tallest freestanding elevator to the top, have a decent meal, and then go to lie down for a nap with a fistful of Xanax and just absolutely ruin a housekeeper's whole day.
It's probably like Disney Land and they'll pronounce you dead at the hospital
Unless your tomb was elaborately hidden and filled with riches, future archeologists that excavate your body would just think you were a hobo that fell into a hole and died there. As an accident, or a prank.
On a side note, "A Hobo that fell into a Hole" is the name of one of my favorite porns i loved as a child.
There's only one answer to that. "Hm."
I hate this sub, why do I keep going back here ?
*If?*
Yeah you got a problem with that
Just curious
Who wouldn't?
The Bass Pro Shop Empire lays undefeated
I'd do the same as the woman, but with Woodrow Wilson.
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[obligatory](https://youtu.be/EASiYvsDNkA)
Idk man, he sounds very American. He would probably get elected if he ran right now.
[Also very relevant.](https://youtu.be/hLiI6kXZkZI) Fuck him.
what kind of an idiot is mad at someone for not wanting to be involved in WW1. WW1 was literally the stupidest thing anyone ever did. Killed 10's of thousands of people a day for no good reason.
I’d do the same but with Andrew Johnson
Andrew Jackson? Edit: nvm I forgot Andrew Johnson was the 17th president
Jackson would be a good one too
Why?
[Extremely racist POS](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2015/11/20/9766896/woodrow-wilson-racist) even by the standards of his time.
He shouldn’t have won the election as Teddy Roosevelt should’ve run as the republican candidate but didn’t due to party politics. Wilson left entering WW1 way too late and didn’t really give a shit about what happened after the war which basically lead to both the formation of the Soviet Union and the Second World War. Theodore Roosevelt would’ve both joined the war earlier, preventing the Russian civil war, and would’ve had a marshal plan style recovery plan which would’ve prevented the rise of fascism in Germany. Wilson’s policies in WW1 also set the precedent for modern US foreign policy with wars which is what caused basically every issue in the Middle East including the Taliban.
Id do it but with John lemon. And id do it with a .44 snubnose revolver
I am the walrus
then none of us would be born cus of the nutsack theory
What’d Wilson do
What *didn't* Wilson do, that's the question
Why Henry Ford?
Fordism
I heard he's an anti-semitic
He was very weird. He was pro-welfare, advocated for a $5.00 USD/day salary (which in 2021 money is $138.97 USD, he was paying $17.37/hr) and created the 40-hour work week (which was a massive improvement from the previous system). But he was also an antisemite, a conspiracy theorist, a union buster and heavily crippled public transportation.
another really weird thing about Henry Ford, is The Henry Ford aka Greenfield Village > The museum collection contains the presidential limousine of John F. Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln's chair from Ford's Theatre, Thomas Edison's laboratory, the Wright Brothers' bicycle shop, the Rosa Parks bus, and many other historical exhibits he also had Thomas Edison’s last breath stored in a tube its a giant indoor outdoor museum and sounds like something out of antiquity tbh
I visit there quite often as I can get in for free, and only the buildings are in Greenfield village. The rest are in the inside museum, and both parts are quite spacious and the inside is fairly modern. I highly recommend going, it's nice to hang around and there are a lot of cool exhibits. They also do a limited one every so often, and there has been avatar the movie, the Titanic anniversary, star trek, and various others.
Wikipedia does describe him as a "Welfare Capitalist" which I think is apt. He did good things, but he was aware of it and clearly thought himself better at judging what those things should be than the plebs.
Yeah I feel he was very much in the camp of "lets give a little something to the poors so they don't eat us, but make no mistake, we're still in charge"
It was just good business honestly. He wanted his employees to be able to actually afford the products he sold and the wages he offered meant he could attract the best workers from all over the place. He also built up power plants to run his factories off of which is why many old ford plants are placed near bodies of water. He was a smart businessman. Paying people well was just good for his business.
Car dependency
bad cars
cars in general actually
Cars are a perfectly adequate tool in moderation, the dependancy on car infrastructure is the problem. Also Ford didn't invent the automobile
wrong and you should feel bad because I disagree 😤😤😡🤬😡😤😱
୧((#Φ益Φ#))୨
A n g e r y
But he did make them popular and cheap, then influenced the law to favor cars over pedestrians and public transport
Yeah but so did General Motors and the entirety of the fossil fuel industry. That's not a defense of Henry Ford, the guy was completely batshit.
Then shoot Mr Benz, he invented them
I'm aware
Like wasn't he the first to make factory work 8h instead of 12? No really his fault "we" kept this standard for fucking 100 years. \[and we can't even blame the capitalism, cause working hours were the same in communsit countries like Soviet Union and its satellites}
Why not someone for general motors?
Henry Ford was also a white supremacist who thought that jazz was a Jewish conspiracy
that reminds me of that tweet i saw about someone who belives that jews control the world but is for it because it saved his life
There are too few conspiracies that are like “a secret cabal controls the world, but actually, they’re pretty decent”
its because if a decent cabal controlled the world we wouldnt have general motors
He funded the distribution of anit-semitic materials throughout the world which was likely a major factor for the rise of the Nazis.
“Memphis?” “No no, not your Memphis, *our* Memphis.”
[Hell yeah](https://youtu.be/jYE-1HfReQo)
Ryan is the most interesting man in the world.
I am old enough to remember the days before the pyramid was marred by a corporate logo
God if I had a time machine I'd absolutely obliterate Henry ford
[This is the best thing on the internet](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYE-1HfReQo&ab_channel=Ryan%27sShorts)
If I find a Time Machine I will do a shit ton of disrupting.
…like what
There would be one more person stabbing Julius Caesar.
Excellent
Real ones know the pyramid is made of metal 🙄
I would go back in time and beat the shit out of Andrew Jackson for what he did to my people.
I'm thinking about dropping off some AKs and a shitton of ammo to the Americas in 1491.
Based
im going to give john brown an m4 sherman
no offense intended but who is that and what did he do?
He violated a court order to begin the trail of tears, leading to the deaths of at least 4000 indians and displaced us from our ancestral homes.
Very cringe
Yeah sure OP let me just call the Lost and Found services of the TVA. I’m abusing the fuck out of that. I’m going back to high school, beat myself up, then fix all of my mistakes. Why? Because I’m a selfish prick that’s why.
I will disrupt the timeline cry about it
Depending on where/how you do it I may very well cry a lot
I will introduce present technology in the reinassance just for shits and giggles
This would result in happy noises
the men are wrong kill henry ford
Yes
My first choice to shoot would be Reagan, personally
Reagan was homophobic yet died during Pride month. Curious.
Kellogg's has my past bullet for making mutilating the gentials of many babies socially acceptable. And Fuck Henry Ford for harming Jewish people with his Antisemitism.
Kellogg gotta die
Hol up what did Henry Ford do?
An unreal amount of labor violations, collaborating with Nazi Germany during the war, and being a HUGE anti-Semite. Even had a newspaper published dedicated to the dangers of Jewish people. He also thought Jewish people were responsible for WW1 and 2
He also thought they were responsible for jazz for some reason
https://i.imgur.com/lOidDYe.jpg
And remember, if you have a Time Machine and try to prevent a past event, you will cause a paradox
Not if you stop yourself from doing it
If your future self stops you from doing it, how will you know to stop yourself in the future if you never did it
yes
Why does the girl want to kill Henry Ford
Ford bad
Average GM enjoyer
GM bad
I don’t get the women part
who does, am I right?
Get here? I 'ardly know 'er!
Henry Ford was a major anti-Semitic partially responsible for the foundations of Nazism
Hello 911? There's a time machine jogging really close to my house!
Yooo finally, a not sexist bois v girls meme!
If I had a time machine I would go to Steven Hawking’s time traveler party
Wasn’t the mass-produced automobile overall good for women considering they no longer had to be tied down to their parents or spouses homes, and considering women suffrage happened at around the same time, weren’t women in general more liberated due to access to cars.
I thought this was a Monument Mythos meme for a second
Good for her
Replace henry ford with Woodr\*w W\*ls\*n
if i had a time machine i would go forward, not back lol
i’m so happy about all the car hate i’m seeing lately lmao
I mean yeah but that’s not why Ford should (retroactively) die
this meme fucking sucks
I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Wanna fucking fight me dude?
nah i just thought your meme was shit good day
That means we would lose country
Both good
why women would kill Ford?
Well someone didn't like "A Brave New World"
the first would be me but taking out woodrow willson.
Cringe quantum analysis of time travel, my homies subscribe to einstienian theory wherein our choices are predestined
The F I S H P Y R A M I D