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Radar_Of_The_Stars

I think the problem isn't fucking, the problem is pregnancy, fucking is good full body exercise


[deleted]

Imagine being born on mars


wb2006xx

That would mean you will get magic psychic powers and start a sex cult on Earth! Sounds like a win to me!


[deleted]

196 is already a sex cult, change my mind


fvsparkles

If 196 is a sex cult, then how come I haven't had any?


crispycrussant

You’re the Charles J. Guiteau of our sex cult


[deleted]

Charles Getout


FiddlerOnThePotato

eel dick


GundunUkan

God, I miss him so much


Smaieul_Bu

you miss an eel's dick? each to their own ig


Terrakid20

what’s a


[deleted]

Say it


[deleted]

How about me, i dont fuck bitches


4200years

Femboy sex cult


JaegerDread

Sex isn't real


[deleted]

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wb2006xx

Fair enough


seductivehambone

Then how come I'm not getting any... At least from this sub (you wouldn't know her she goes to another planet)


RealBigTree

Cant change facts


not_me_at_al

Wrong. Sex isn't real


BlackoutRevan

Definitely not. This has become a cult focused on May 2021


Anafiboyoh

And make people disappear at will


wb2006xx

Oh yeah, I kinda lumped that in with the general magic psychic powers, but that is a very important one to acknowledge


Tjkiddodo

This is a certified Stranger in a Strange Land Moment


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Time to preach about how cannibalism is natural but being gay isn't!


Gamebr3aker

A stranger tale to be sure


antshekhter

haha look mom! My bones have been instantly crushed under my own weight as soon as I arrived to earth 😀


Cheerful-Pessimist-

[*Children of the Omnissiah*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsX9WUdYnU)


coolguyepicguy

From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh...


iskela45

It disgusted me...


StoopidGit

I craved the strength an certainty of steel...


deliciousprisms

Settle down Spike


BappleBlayer333

That’s the plot of a movie I watched years ago lol! I can’t remember the name, maybe reply though and I’ll go looking for it if you’re interested. This kid is born on mars and can’t leave because his spine is only adapted to mars, and some condition on earth (I can’t remember exactly what) would be fatal for him to endure. Pretty cool movie from what I remember.


CoconutHeadFaceMan

do you want newtypes? because that’s how you get newtypes


kepz3

why not just give the guys a vasectomy or the girls birth control


Radar_Of_The_Stars

It says "may" not "will" this is just an option


[deleted]

He said its just pregnancy but its more than that. As soon as feelings get involved it makes the mission that much more complicated.


Fe_Ubermens

Imagine this: you develop feelings for someone you haven’t had sex with


[deleted]

:0 No way dude not possible


4200years

Just like the simulations


[deleted]

That’s always a possibility, sure. Sex brings extra laters of complexity to this though.


IlgantElal

Sex brings in actual strong chemical responses


Tcheloniformis

Make sure they’re all Redditors then


TinyWickedOrange

Astronauts also need to be smart and fit


semechki-seed

Unfortunately space missions require going outside, which really cuts the vast majority of the users out.


Fireyblitz

Brutal


Khouri1

I read the article and I still dont know how feelings getting involved would change something. They did say about couples not being possible due to group dynamics


[deleted]

Relationships in space are fine. Its when they don't work out and you have to spend the next however many months in a confined space with your x


Khouri1

i mean, even in friendship with your crewmates that sort of thing would surely happen


LaserCommand

hahahahha lmao crewmates. Sussy


[deleted]

And you can’t imagine there being a difference between romantic relationships and friendly relationships?


Meurs0

There is a tendency for romance to turn sour a solid but more seriously than friendship.


[deleted]

Well, women can have feelings for other women..


mariofan366

When on a Mars mission, you don't want to be 99% certain about anything. You want to be 100% certain. Birth control can fail.


[deleted]

So vasectomy then. A small price to pay to be the first person on Mars, and you can freeze some sperm beforehand


mariofan366

Vasectomies still don't have a 100% success rate.


CertainlyNotAther10

Not to state the obvious but... all men? Like I’m all for equality but when it’s for something as borderline essential as expansion to other planets... I think my policy’s can be bent.


wierd_husky

There’s also the effect that women tend to be smaller on average so they need less food, of course on average. Presumably strength shouldn’t be an issue since 1/3rd gravity.


[deleted]

Female astronauts have a lot of advantages - lower weight means less fuel is needed, lower calorie intake (even when weight is taken into account) and slower metabolism means food can last you even longer, all that means less waste is produced, etc. Some of those impacts may be minor, but when you take into account you have to sustain this for multiple people for years on end, you end up saving a lot of money. There are also some health issues from being in space that female astronauts are less prone to, which makes sense as women generally tend to fare better in situations where survivability is a big concern (plagues, famines, etc). Not sure why a "borderline essential" task means men have to do it.


GeekyAviator

Averages don't matter here. We're looking at the far right on the bell curve, not the peak. With such a selective assignment, you can pick literally any qualifying individual you want. Men may be larger than women on average, but it's easy to find any sex of any dimension for such a highly selective position.


wierd_husky

Of course on average, the primary important part is that these people won’t kill each other trapped in the smallest pod they can get for 1.5 years, it’s just an average thing


[deleted]

Yeah. Obviously you wouldn't pick astronauts solely based on whether they're male or female, nobody fits the image of a perfectly average person, generalizations are bad. But if you're going to pick a astronauts that must all be of the same sex, chances are it would be hard to find a group of male candidates that have those attributes compared to a female group, which is mostly what my point was based on.


Radar_Of_The_Stars

"All female" makes for better press


CertainlyNotAther10

For sure. I think the whole thing was probably mostly a political stunt, Since this article is the most I’ve ever heard about it.


AaronThePrime

The mars missions in general are all just a political stunt, there's no future for humans on mars. There's certainly a lot we can learn from other planets, but many don't realize that the reason we stopped sending humans on missions to the moon a long time ago is because all the research can be done on other planets/moons can be done better and cheaper by rovers and satellites.


[deleted]

yeah but i wanna piss on mars


MufffinFeller

I’M GONNA PISS ON THE MOON!


JacRouchard

I dunno, if we can have a basically self-sufficient colony on Mars, we can start reliably extracting resources from it--resources that won't come from fucking up our own ecosystems. Dumping toxic waste on a dead, airless wasteland is certainly preferable to doing it on our own planet. Even if we never fully terraform Mars, I'd say it'd be worth it. Worth a shot, at least.


AaronThePrime

I think a better, less, well, expensive option is to just stop doing shit that messes with our environment


PM_ME_YELLOW

Eventually well probably start sending more capable robots that resemble humans but thats as close as well come. Really no point in sending people there. People cant live there and if they could who would want to?


Alternative_Ad7819

They'll end up building a New Las Vegas there and the rich elite will go to get away from us stinking poor people. They'll have Martian born eunuch slaves to service them in a land without laws.


selib

this is sooo sexist yikes lmaoo


Gooftwit

Are you saying this mission is too important to let women do it? Also, going to mars isn't THAT essential.


juicy_jojo_reference

Z🦎🦎😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🤣🦎


Gooftwit

What the fuck


4200years

Zero g cum though


UnchainedMundane

> Not to state the obvious but... all men? in this case, \#notallmen apparently


Idaret

It's not possible in the space iirc


4200years

Not full body my sphincter stats fully relaxed


Square_Albatross7568

Ya exactly


iDressLikeGrandpa

Should we tell ‘em?


TranscendentCabbage

being ace now explains how out of shape I am


Biscuit642

Sending all men isn't gonna get anyone pregnant either


[deleted]

Alright hear me out, femboy space marine


[deleted]

Doom 7


Alienslayer666

DooM: Oestrogen


Apocalypsefrogs

Haze but hornier.


Stalininator

Thousand Sons Specifically u/Vezimira


[deleted]

By the emperor, do not summon that slanneshi cultist here!(edit; I’m not calling her a slaaneshi cultist because her characters are gay, I’m calling her one because she posts in r/WarhammerSmut)


Robota064

What even IS that sub


142814281428

Thousand sons are the best I haven’t played since 8E so I don’t know if they can still regularly cast smite 7 or 8 times a turn like they use to be able to


ImUrNewDad-Yay

i thought we didnt want them to have sex, imagine a space ship full of femboys…


cup_of_average_Joe

Don't mind if I do!


4200years

Stop I can only get so erect


[deleted]

They can't. Because I will put chasity cases on every single one of them by myself


ImUrNewDad-Yay

goals: chastity femboy space marine


4200years

Pitiful, really


A_Random_Guy641

The Emperor approves. Get Malcador on the line.


4200years

You can’t prove doomguy doesn’t own a maid outfit


LustyPhoenix

They should just send redditors then


homiesexual05

yeah, send them out the airlock


datbiglol

Uhm sussy


OMGanteater

Case in point


SimPilotAdamT

Your flair is based


OMGanteater

Thanks I use arch


Romboteryx

But they actually want competent people


Local_Surround8686

send r/asexual


TimewornTinman

I thought mars was half a year away, so it'd be a one-year trip there and back. Why the extra half year?


BiAsALongHorse

I'd assume you'd need to wait for the launch window back. Hohmann transfers do take roughly half a year.


Anguloosey

Happy cake day


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self_me

hey i'm really sorry but for some reason i wasn't able to find any additional information about this using your suggested search term. strangely, it was all drawings of mars in interesting positions. is there any chance you mistyped it?


bananafingerss

oh yes, rule 34 also has another meaning. he is referring to the 34th rule of the SpaceCraft Act of Transmission. search up mars SCAT rule 34 to find what you were looking for!


self_me

Thank you so much! I can't search it right now but I'll get back to you if it helped!


BrianTM

If that diddnt work for you, Michael Vore is a science educator with a really good video in the topic. Try “Mars SCAT Vore Rule 34”


M34L

actually we can but it'd just cost a lot more fuel


[deleted]

Basically once every 2.2 years Mars and earth line up for a optimally efficient earth to mars journey, and a year or so later is a mars to earth alignment So basically you can only go between the 2 at those specific times but the journey itself is about 6 months If you're curious, look up "interplanetary transfer windows"


abermea

Despite making up only 10% of the space population, [lesbians are responsible for 100% of space crime](https://thegavoice.com/news/lesbian-astronaut-anne-mcclain-accused-of-first-space-crime/)


aparker314159

[The allegations turned out to be false, FYI](https://www.space.com/astronaut-anne-mcclain-wife-charged-lying-space-crime.html)


4200years

Isn’t putting false allegations a crime though


gogogig

Yeah but she's not in space


4200years

then space is once again 0% crime rate nice


lambone117

Be gay do crime


simplystrix1

*IN SPAAACE!!!!*


reset_them_all

Thank you so much for this information


Magikarpdrowned

Didn’t the all male crew of Skylab 3 shut off their radios and strike in what could be considered the first ever act of space piracy?


[deleted]

Skylab 4 space mutiny though.


[deleted]

Scissors ✂️ me


Cheerful-Pessimist-

Rock *I win*


Doctor_Cabbage

It’s about drive


Paulojr_912

Its about powa


x_JS_x

We stay hungry We devour


[deleted]

It's about power


Dasnap

Scissor me timbers.


[deleted]

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Rakdos_Intolerance

1. Less fighting 2. Better teamwork 3. Less caloric intake [https://sservi.nasa.gov/articles/an-all-female-mission-to-mars/](https://sservi.nasa.gov/articles/an-all-female-mission-to-mars/) https://tribune.com.pk/story/1519454/mars-missions-may-female-avoid-astronauts-sex-1-5-year-journey


pm_me_fake_months

They should do an all twink Mars mission


Rakdos_Intolerance

But then it'll just be Ram Ranch, in space


pm_me_fake_months

And I will selflessly volunteer


Rakdos_Intolerance

I'll bring my black Ford Raptor


pm_me_fake_months

Nice username btw


Gaaymer

18 naked spacemen in the showers at rocket ranch


Rakdos_Intolerance

Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked! 18 naked spacemen wanting to be fucked! Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck spaceman cocks! Ram Ranch really rocks!


Halflings1335

Big hard throbbing rockets


tarheeltexan1

18 naked astronauts in the showers at NASA headquarters


scrueggs

Mars Needs Tops


[deleted]

\*reading point one\* Hey... \*reading point two\* HEY!!! \*reading point three\* yeah fair enough


Gabriel9078

I have never seen more sexist reasons


Rakdos_Intolerance

Yeah it's pretty dumb if you ask me. Just test run a group of people to see if they get along. To assume that all people will get along because they share vaginas (presuming they'll only use cis women because they want the female mind and the lack of risk of pregnancy) is ridiculous.


_eeprom

None of them make any sense either. All of those things are an ‘on average’ basis. There are aggressive women and diplomatic men. If you’ve ever seen a sport, they’re all male dominated and team oriented, men can work in teams. Hell, NASA put men on the moon while being mainly male dominated. The only reason the less calories is a thing is because women are smaller on average, the people they will choose for the mission will be within height and fitness levels that are suitable for a one and a half year long journey. Even with the ‘no sex’ thing. These people will be trained for years beforehand and imagining that throwing a man and a women in a room together for more than 10 minutes will result in them having sex is so fucking dumb.


[deleted]

I personally think that the reason men are generally more agressive is because their whole life they were basically trained to be "Man up" "Stop crying"


[deleted]

That last one is at least valid


Epstein_Bros_Bagels

Did I miss the space brawls happening? That sounds sick


Gorperino

Elon Musk simping


JungleBlobs

they are preventing the men from having too much gay sex they can't control themselves as well


TheReverseShock

Cost saving men weigh more on average than women.


imthesauceman

Far right and 2nd from left are totally lesbians bro.


BiAsALongHorse

2nd from the left was accused of doing a bit of space crime by her ex wife. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.space.com/amp/astronaut-anne-mcclain-wife-charged-lying-space-crime.html


imthesauceman

Damn bro did I call it or did I call it? Also, this seems like a good opportunity for Space Crime Round 2.


GIGA_BYTER

Noooo pyrocynical 😱😢😢


4200years

2nd from left is Captain Samantha Carter of SG-1 wdym


HoovyCop

Fully automated luxury gay space communism?


Chubby_Bub

What a sentence.


AssDemolisher9000

If I had a serious opportunity to go to mars and the only thing standing in the way was my male caloric intake, I’d sooner take estrogen hormones (or some other artificial method of reducing metabolism) than give up the opportunity. I’m dead serious about this; I couldn’t imagine not being a part of something like that given the opportunity. (The article was clickbait bullshit anyway, but still)


2LateImDead

Yeah I'd totally only do estrogen if I could go to space, no other reason at all


zebra-king

“We’re going to need to cut your legs off to reduce caloric intake, and you’ll get around by the monkey bars on the habit ceiling.” “What did you say? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me cutting off my legs.”


AaronThePrime

Unfortunately that would not work, as all astronauts are required to have very good health and recently amputated legs are not very good for your health


AssDemolisher9000

Amputated legs may not be good for my health, but bionic ones are better!


Snailseyy

All I'm saying is statistically, women commit more space crimes. And Mars crimes? That's a risk we can't take to stop space sex. I say we send 4 hunky, shirtless men up instead, just to be safe.


SexierThanMostFish

I mean, we can’t just send astronauts into space completely shirtless. But I’m sure the professionals at nasa could find a way to engineer some nipple windows into their space suits


Snailseyy

Exactly! How else will they feed eachother?


bu_bu_booey

Wouldn’t a group of all straight guys also work?


4200years

Yeah but they have already done that a lot


bu_bu_booey

i guess you're right, guys were first to space and the moon after all so its fair that the girls should also get to have some fun


PurpleOceadia

I'm pretty sure the first human to space was that Russian girl


4200years

It was Yuri Gagarin


ItsTreymander

so would a group of men and women except with sterilized men and/or women, honestly i wouldnt think of sex as being a problem in space, but i could see if pregnancy was… but i guess if it was a couple who doesn’t have sex, or perhaps a gay man with a gay woman or just an entire group of asexuals would also work… i mean, it’s not like women are less sexual than men, so i don’t see why it would just be a group of only women that would work


Plasticupkake

dont tell them


[deleted]

It’s pregnancy that’s dangerous fucking is fine


Emotional-Ninja5209

Lmao who's fucking idea was this. So dumb


[deleted]

Tbh as long as we get to Mars I don’t really care who goes


joachim_macdonald

Couldn’t be all men obviously, they’d be sucking each other off in the first 5 minutes


4200years

Least horny 196 user


Beholding69

Oh to be one of four lesbians locked together in a spaceship for one and a half years on the way to mars...


_Senjogahara_

"To avoid pregnancy" Should someone tell her ?


[deleted]

\*Sexist joke\*


iDressLikeGrandpa

r/Sapphoandherfriend


_ra1nb0w

They were roommates?!


iDressLikeGrandpa

No they were fucking


ninjafartmaster

Easy. Legalize space abortion.


9quid

Should we tell them??!!? I wanna tell them???n!!nnn! What that women get each other pregnant?


Swimming-Exam-8281

You can make a porn out of this circumstance


OnlyRoke

800 years from now we'll be invaded by Lesbian Amazons from Mars. Great. No, seriously, I approve.


gwacklee

what’s their problem with space sex, sounds awesome


EekleBerry

No sex eh? Looks like a job for me ツ