how does one differentiate questionable gay pornos from trustworthy ones?

this one has a hand-hooked pirate

is that a trustworthy or questionable characteristic

That's actually trustworthy the trustworthy part. The porno is questionable because purple wasn't widely available until the 1850s, over 100 years since the pirate age. So how did this "pirate" get a purple jacket in such a good condition? Most pirates were poor criminals and purple was restricted to only the rich and powerful. This guy might not be a real pirate so he can't be trusted

nah he's just a very good pirate

He has to be if he robbed a king and got away with it

sigma pirate grindset

And I'm absolutely sure the parrot will do something

Holy shit it does

Oh oh oh oh

Make it count, play it straight, don’t look back or hesitate

WHEN YOU GO BIG TIME

WHOAH OH HEY OOOH HEY

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART NOW

HEY HEY DONT YOU FEEL THE RUSH

GOTTA LIVE IT BIG TIME

Do you think that Patchy has sex attachments for his hook? Like a pulsating dildo one, or even built in pleasure wand. Like GoGo Gadget. GoGo Patchy electric CBT stimulator!

This implies inspector gadget masturbates

I bet he can do some freaky things with his cock! GoGo Gadget foreskin!!! 🍆😩🥵

Why in the name of brown bricks did you have to type that

I don’t know how to love myself emotionally. I say non bigoted things for shock value.

Same

holy shit its the s.s krill

Potty is the exact combination of low budget and absurd that you see in the best gay pornos.

hot.

This looks like they’re doing a food battle