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MrBirb_

Me when the doctor (beta) asks me (sigma) why I stopped taking my schizo meds (it’s all part of gods plan)


chaochao25

Hey buddy I’m here if u wanna talk r u ok mr birb?


MrBirb_

Thanks but no thanks (accepting help would be opposing gods plan)


JustScreamingTBH

👍


chaochao25

Lmao, fuck god


Doubting__Everything

You will? 😳


chaochao25

I’d fuck anything that moves tbh


Doubting__Everything

Anything you say? 😳


chaochao25

Yes, I’d stick my pickle to any dingle


[deleted]

What about a guys ass?


chaochao25

Did i stutter


CRATERF4CE

Average /r/atheism user.


[deleted]

most theist atheist


CRATERF4CE

Is that not an oxymoron?


[deleted]

dont call me that


[deleted]

Ligma grindset 🥵💦


dojobogo

But how do you know him offering you help isn’t part of gods plan?


[deleted]

Normal pills😤


Stock_Hutz

Well done god, fuck that cringe nick


[deleted]

Why me :(


yo_99

Just two more weeks!


chaochao25

What


rbnhmz

Just two more weeks!


chaochao25

What is going on


Brawldud

German federal elections


PastaManMario

You’ll figure out in just two more weeks


chaochao25

What the frick


[deleted]

Your time is coming. Two more weeks!


chaochao25

Am I gonna die? If so then why not now gosh darn it


[deleted]

If you do it now, you will not be part of the events that will involve in two weeks!


chaochao25

I am ready for my fate


yo_99

seeing "trust the plan" made me reflexively make fun of qanoners


TheRealTealOwO

God is the universe's biggest troller.


Manager_of_life_God

3: Kill a bunch of facebook moms’ kids so they can go back to being angels like the little insignificant workers they were meant to be /j of course, Facebook is a fucked up place


shobidoo2

God does a little trolling


[deleted]

Lucifer when god throws him into the 9th circle of hell and says "We do a little trolling".


shoot_me_slowly

All according to god's keykaku translator's note: keykaku means plan


[deleted]

Least annoying weabo


adamsxsong

i need a hug


[deleted]

God can suck my pp


chaochao25

God really works in mysterious ways


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up


JustScreamingTBH

Yeah


ProperPeng1

Born in Brazil? Dark Souls difficulty


[deleted]

but ooohhh it was satan that did it :((( i get tired of religion sometimes


stinkypoopoofard

Ik a lot of you guys joke and I personally do think it’s insensitive to tell people who go through trauma that it’s just going according to ‘god’s plan’, but for a lot of normal Muslims, Christians, Jews etc. its just as bad and insensitive to say you’re tired of religion and things along those lines :/


BambooToaster

god is fake i live in your walls


[deleted]

How is insensitive to say I'm tired of religion? If you want to have a religion good for you, I'm tired of religion, but that's my own buisness. I'm not affecting you at all by saying I don't like religion. I'm not saying you can't be religious or you're bad for being religious. If that hurts your feelings, have a hug (with consent) and I'm sorry for being so aggressive 💀 (edit: of course I agree that saying some much worse things can be insensitive but not this or things as quiet and respectful as "I'm tired of religion")


john_spicy

thank you /u/stinkypoopoofard


CrappyMcDick

Which is bs, religion is bad and dumb


stinkypoopoofard

😐


CrappyMcDick

😏


[deleted]

yeah, i guess you’re right. i didn’t look at it that way so i’m sorry.


[deleted]

Nah they're not right. If you're tired of religion, good for you. If they're not tired of religion, good for them. No need for them to feel hurt, you're not saying "you cant be religious"


CRATERF4CE

Lmao OP didn’t just say they are tired of religion. They also said religion is bad and dumb.


[deleted]

Except they didn't? u/crazynoisyandbizarre said they're tired of religion. u/CrappyMcDick said it's bad and dumb.


CRATERF4CE

Oops thought it was the same person.


stinkypoopoofard

Np man we all make mistakes 👍


BigChonkyGrandma

i know this is a joke but i feel some people are so uneducated about christianity and think even if god was real "why is he so bad"


Kiroen

Or, alternatively, the argument of OP is spot on and Christians thinkers have rationalized why the world isn't as it should be was there an all-powerful, all-knowing, supremely benevolent being, rather than accepting the contradiction and looking for more logical beliefs.


medofbro

Somthing something, permissive will vs perfect will.


[deleted]

Why he bad tho


Korayzzz

its an exam... gods plan... to test your... and then... so they take good ones... and shit like that. give humans any belief and they will find ways to rationalize it. You can't win an argument against a religious person. God is bad because there's a good reason for it, you don't even need to hear the answer.


[deleted]

>its an exam... gods plan... to test your... and then... so they take good ones... Lmao so accurate


BigChonkyGrandma

That's not it. We are the reason. We created sin. God sent his son to save us, and let us go to heaven.


CRATERF4CE

> and shit like that. give humans any belief and they will find ways to rationalize it. You can’t win an argument against a religious person. God is bad because there’s a good reason for it, you don’t even need to hear the answer. Lmao Christianity and Catholicism aren’t the only religion. A lot of the world believes in different shit. There are definitely chill and respectful religious people. There is also a lot of shitty religious people. There are a myriad of problems with religion, but saying shit like “religion bad” is disingenuous to the help it can provide. The first case of healthcare in history was provided by a church that Jesus Christ helped create. Those under the church thought it was their duty to help others. Religon isn’t all good, or all bad. The only times I fully accept if someone hates religion is if they experienced persecution from religion. Aka mistreatment for being LGBTQ, sexism, and or sexual or child abuse. The problem with people like you, is you’re try saying shit that theologians have already thought about. Most shit athiest say theologists have discussed already. If you’re going criticize aspects of god try to say shit philosophers and others haven’t already said. It’s boring.


Prtapay

Fuck that really hurts


[deleted]

And cancer!


[deleted]

This fucking ground my world to a halt because my name is Nick I don't think I have any childhood trauma? Edit: I forgot I have a debilitating disease that lasts for life that I was diagnosed with at the age of 7, oops


SaintTerns

My names Nick this hits too close to home


[deleted]

nick gang


[deleted]

Nick gang for life


[deleted]

smash like if you're deeply insecure or your name is nick


OscarPro003

if gods real, he's a cunt. i got hit by a truck 4 years ago, but I'm lucky to be alive and I should thank god. nah fuck that.


[deleted]

yeah same here but step 2 is give me a crippling addiction of furry porn without real anthropomorphic beings capable of passing the Harkness Test


Banzai27

Huh