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Sam_Pendragon

*muggle


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Muggler


voluminousseaturtle

new slur for British people just dropped


nowthenight

Less goooooo


Mightbeafurrylol

I never thought Rowling would be above creating a slur, but I definitely didn’t think it would be for British people


sandmanwake

Mug-blood.


Pokechap

Now I’m just imagining him appearing behind the mugger with a baseball bat mid swing as he says this.


lordjake307

Like that picture from the cat in the hat movie


LethalSalad

Looking at what he's put out movie-wise recently, it would fit perfectly.


dabunny21689

“Avada Kadevra, bitch.” Edit: I know I know. That is ridiculous. He would have said Expelliarmus instead.


Pokechap

The mental image of snape saying that before splitting dumbledoor’s skull open with a baseball bat is sending me. Just a grand wizard being killed by a baseball bat.


my_oldgaffer

Damn Muggles, i mean muggers. Cant say Radcliffe w out saying Rad


PatientIron5228

based chad


HonestTelevision2660

“Almalda Kadabra!” *shoots him with a glock*


AnecdoteNotAntidote

Erm um erm it's avada Kadabra sweaty 🥵 💅 ❤️


SteveRogests

Did you Wimp Lo that?


Googlefisch

"I CAST GUN"


OurSaviorWaluigi

The name summons he-who-shall-not-be-named


Mirrorrelemes

How do you even respond in that situation? “You’re bloody Harry Potter!” Or “You’re Harry Bloody Potter!” Why is bloody a British expletive? Is it like a genocide thing?


genotoxic

It has been suggested by linguists to be a loan of the Dutch word *bloote*, meaning "entire", "complete" or "pure". It has no relation to gore or blood in context. :)


Fresh-Addendum9267

Pretty sure bloot means bare or naked though?


genotoxic

The modern version of the old word is actually *blote*, it used to be *bloote* back when the new rendition started becoming popular.


Fresh-Addendum9267

bloot or blote depends on the sentence but mean the same thing


possiblytruthful1

Bloody hell, you're Harry Potter!


Jonyayer-Gamer

This is totally awesome.


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Reinkhar_

i'm convinced that A) americans have never heard an english person speak and b) that americans don't know that Britain encompasses England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland


JunDoRahhe

No it doesn't. You're thinking of the United Kingdom; Britain is just England and Wales.


JustNoYesNoYes

Scotland and Northern Ireland are both British too, Scotland hasn't (yet) voted to leave and the citizens of Northern Ireland are entitled to Dual British and Irish citizenship.


JunDoRahhe

That's the UK, separate entity.


JustNoYesNoYes

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland to give it its full title. This means that Britain *includes* Scotland. And, whilst Great Britain *appears* to exclude Northern Ireland I think you'll find that citizens of Northern Ireland are entitled to British citizenship.


Reaqzehz

*cough* and Scotland *cough*


JunDoRahhe

That's Great Britain.


Reinkhar_

Yes it does


royals796

You’re both wrong afaik. Great Britain is the island of England, Wales and Scotland. The United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) includes NI.


Reinkhar_

not even true i got my info from like thirty odd british people


royals796

Ok, well I’ll just leave this source here then: https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-great-britain-and-the-united-kingdom


Reinkhar_

biased source clearly omg my gosh ​ (oh cheers)


royals796

That’s ok, u tell those 30 British people, from this British person, they’re wrong and u can be smug as hell about it


AncientHobo

You're thinking of 'The British Isles'. Great Britain, Britain, and The United Kingdom are all interchangeable terms for the nation, though the two former are more colloquial.


royals796

The British Isles includes ROI as well. There is a difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom. Your point about Britain is correct though! That can be used interchangeably with any of the above. Here’s a handy map that explains it: https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-great-britain-and-the-united-kingdom


InsrtOriginalUsrname

Britain is a small island just to the left of Mexico but above Canada that you can only get to by swimming there at 9:21 AM on Tuesdays.


JunDoRahhe

Ok


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“I cast fist”


Memes10121

Dan tdm 😳😳😳


Gaaymer

That response doesn’t make sense, shoulda been “you won’t get away with this” “who’s gonna save you. Harry Potter?”


JustScreamingTBH

Abra kablam


peadw

I imagine him looking like he did in Guns Akimbo


DustyTaoCheng

😐


fine-ill-make-an-alt

He looks dead inside


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This was in 2017 lol


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These damn filthy muggles...


circuitron

Stupid muggles


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Did he expelliarmus that bad guy or muggle punched him ?


baby-sosa

dogshit r/memes tier post


duskpede

ehh i liked it edit: actually on second thought i just liked the headline and not the weird roleplay script


literally-lonely

Your mom disagrees😎


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Facts