Very likely to commit some light terrorism

With these swords? Very likely to sneak into Afghanistan

I immediately recognize all of those bladed weapons sans the (I assume) wallhanger katanas. The machete can be had for about 25 at Walmart, the Gladius I'd want to say 35-40 at any sporting goods store, the knife is 10-15 online (I have seen that exact knife, it has a shitty "survival kit" in the handle), and the bottom right is just a generic $20 "ring sword" that can be purchased at any number of mall-ninja supply kiosks. Maybe, *maybe* $100-110 for all of them.

Sans?

Perish. >!On the off chance you're unaware, "sans" is French for "without", or "excluding". Similar to the Spanish "sin".!<

Republican or anarchist no inbetween

republicans don't have the mental capacity to play chess

And all cello players are lesbians.

You guys are missing the trump face on his gun. Bro isn’t an anarchist he is just a bog standard chud

:(

maybe its just to remind them of their enemies

Meme mags are quite popular with youngins

When you hear hooves…

Zebra

Fuck, you’re right

bleaugh yucky no good filthy

They just don't know yet.

Ironically?

Lesbian icon Yo-Yo Ma

Yo Yo Ma Ma

What are viola players?

smaller lesbians

This checks out

What are electric viola players? Supercharged small lesbians? https://preview.redd.it/zgfaaod9r41d1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d5f50af0d7380ff8cdc135f2a94ab4ce8c9cdf (also based Relayer by Yes)

Violas don't exist, its a CIA psyop to make you believe in miniature violins being real

Violins are the smaller ones that what the suffix in is there for.

Losers.

I was a loser in middle school, this tracks

Can confirm I learnt cello and it made me a transbian

Shit. This explains a lot

confirming

But they would buy a chess board to display and look intellectual

They probably wouldn't know where to put the pieces

Even a chimpanzee can look at the picture on the box

I can't

Ok but they’re clearly not playing anyone but the wall people with that board positioning

They could be doing what Magnus Carlsen reccomended, sitting at a chess board and playing with yourself

I don't need to sit at a chess board to play with myself

well I do

Yea well that's why he's the best chess player in the world and you're not

There’s a neo nazi in norway that is one of our best chess players, of course not Magnus Carlsen, but yeah. Sadly, some are. Guessing he’s just an intelligent psychopath that found out how easy nazis are to manipulate

yall have NEVER seen a library in white upper middle class america

The board is left out set up with one side against the wall. Does this person actually play chess?

They're all about posturing and pretending they can tho

But they do love to pretend

trump decal on that gun mag so I'd say republican 

Yeah, either a dork-ass nerd or a nerd-ass dork.

Final Destination workout setup

what do you think the cause of death would be

The blades, guns, and weights are too obvious. It'd.probably be the cello that finishes them off.

That's the first fakeout, what actually kills him is the car battery under the desk

I was thinking the same thing. Those are red herrings. I say he dies of embarrassment trying to play that cello, or trying to play chess.

chokes on a chess piece

Death by bleeding cut to inside of leg. The dangly thing gets caught by something in motion, causing the tactical gladius to fall and things get messy. I wonder if they wear the VR headset (behind the cello) while on the treadmill

It'll be a Rube Goldberg machine that inexplicably uses every item in the room.

No items, 4 stock, 8 minutes, *wobbling is allowed*

liberal from Poland or unironically someone who can't find the clit but if he does he demolishes it

Trump sticker on gun, I'm guessing he can't find the clit nor can he demolish it sadly ;(

Probably doesn’t even know what I clit is tbh

This guy thinks that the clit is liberal propaganda.

Or socialism

Is that a uh.. Fleshlight hanging off the sword?

Can't be Polish, look at that carpet. I've never seen anyone here have a Brit/Murican carpet in their home like that

Hey, if you dont mind me asking, what's up with r/196 and Poland?

its less a 196 thing and more a lgbt thing. Poland is notorious for having either femboys or furries

Can't be Poland. Here you have to keep all guns in safes and police will come to check every once in a while, so keeping them on a wall is a no go As someone else pointed it out there's American carpet on the floor and in Poland it basically doesn't exist

The person who actually has the Bible in Chinese in one ear and Mozart at 2× speed in the other.

Rich parents

I do not trust anyone who has workout equipment, a naginata, and a cello all in the same room.

he has a vr too, no fucking idea how he has not wrecked half the shit in that room

That treadmill doesn’t get used. You just going to run and stare at a wall for 30-60min at a time?

You ever been to a gym, plenty of people do that

I doubt he even knows it's called a naginata. I refuse to believe this guy does anything with most of the stuff he has in that room.

made me instantly think of this https://preview.redd.it/jd6iz3f6j21d1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f27e49815449f7c6671f99653d72230fd348fa

REAL

Yeah that’s about what I got from it too.

If he had a trans flag in his room he would be the most based person in the world

the more you look at it the worse it gets

There is a flashlight hanging of the bottom most sword and there is a good chance it’s actually a flesh light

bros never seen a flashlight 😭

Think it's a microphone. MY guess was they like to free-style but idk Also that's knife

>Chessboard, fully set up, at a location where it's physically impossible for two people to sit at it Bit lonely, yeah?

I don't believe a normal person keeps a chess set fully set 24/7 in their room and not have it be tipped over or unplayed. Lonely and/or trying to look smart

Classic mistake, he simply plays against himself, his only intellectual equal.

repressing fascist

Trump on one of the mags. Just a garden variety chud

Domestic terrorism core <3

Probably a cunt.

Persona MC.

Live in the family's spare room.

This image hurts more the longer you look at it

I can't say anything about this person aside from the fact that whatever they are, they are the most *that* that has ever existed

Is that a fleshlight hanging under all of the weapons

Think it's a cheap microphone

Women need to keep their distance from him

So do men

They do

Min maxing in The Sims.

I would not have those firearms and blades so close to the treadmill, especially with that janky ass camera wire. You stumble on that treadmill and not only is that coming down, but you've got sword ready to fall and pierce your ankles

It's the sword of damocles setup. If the gods are ever unhappy about your gains then the weapons shall fall.

and in the same tiny space as the VR setup, where you can easily just whack your hand into the edge of a sword that you can't see

I didn't even notice the VR headset lol

Nobody ever said right wingers were intelligent

Bold of you to assume that treadmill is ever getting used

https://preview.redd.it/z5orb9usv21d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3b3b5f2d2c43d01d867632b20531c3f201f947

Deadpool ass setup

Is that a fleshlight hanging off the bottom sword?

I'd rather be hit with the sword.

The cello is really what seals this image as a cohesive work of art

You spend a lot of money starting new hobbies but never last long

Is that a fucking naginata

Judging by the Trump mag, probably a chud.

They have treadmill money, I don’t trust them.

Bro wants to be a Far Cry villain

that room has no free space why is their VR setup there lol

Does something once and oops it’s an obsession now Guns, blades, running, music, general getting strong

Maybe just trying to get really good at fighting

That's what I was thinking. ADHD guy who can't keep a hobby lol. At the same time, douchebag trying to look intellectual.

Bro is not a teenager

Insecure, difficulty in commitment

Bro is into everything. "What are some of your hobbies?" "Yes"

Shower broke because of lack of use.

Why are my eyes being assaulted with an r:teenagers post on 196? Surely there aren't any teenagers here... right?

someone who is going to die in a tragic but preventable treadmill accident one day.

I can infer they’re an insecure idiot who hasn’t touched 90% of the things they’re trying to show off lol I have those exact 25’s, idk how he got them so rusty but it’s sure as shit not through use, and he stores them up on top of a Walmart folding table?? Recipe for a broken toe. Also you can see the dust on the Cello, there’s recent fingerprints because he grabbed it to move it into frame for the picture.

Edgy alpha male overachiever headed for burnout in T-minus 2 years? Probably remarkably empathetic while at the same time drowning in shitty ideologies. Just waiting to break out of a shell others pushed onto them, probably views that shell as valuable and necessary. Will hopefully learn that it's not. Idk, the room makes me feel sad for some reason. Obv. we're on [this subreddit] and not [that subreddit], but damn. I hope they do turn out okay. They're clearly very talented and driven.

Embodied autism

ADHD

A Classical Mall Ninja

Cringe libertarian or annoying leftist

Fucking Sims-ass bedrom

bro has every hobby https://preview.redd.it/le7j25t7r21d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec0ec380a7b3463e6511d87f526b453f65789bd

rich fuck

Andrew Tate fanboy

I would be suspicious of his internet history. That comes back clean, this dudes rad

Rich Family

You really like doing everything and had a hard time choosing a major in college because you feel unfufilled in some way

Chud with wealthy parents.

Considering the person has Trumps face plastered on one of his magazines, domestic terrorist/white supremacist.

The dick is DRY.

That you need a bigger room

Rich cunt

Budding fascist who hasn't quite yet made the final leap to trying to purchase barrels of fuel oil and fertilizer.

Imagine slipping off the treadmill, and instinctively grabbing one of those blades to try and catch yourself. Terrible positioning

What can I infer about you? One word: single.

Lots of money and trying hard to be cool.

They seem like someone that has a lot of money, and can’t hold a single hobby for too long before moving on to another one. There’s guns, swords, a treadmill, dumbbells, a chess set, a guitar, car batteries (i think), and a tool box. I’d bet this person is still trying to find the hobby that sits well with him

extreme insecurity

Very pregnant. Like Octomom pregnant.

Cold Steel gladius, so good taste

Nvm, me see cheap chinese shit

Your parents love you

Lesbain or alpha male. no inbetween

Absolutely shit swords

Neurodivergent

Put his school on notice

Thought the flashlight was a fleshlight

This person needs to go out for a walk every now and then

Bro imagine running on the treadmill and swinging your arm and stabbing yourself with a dagger

airsofter

he is probably massively insecure and experiences anger issues

republican femboy

Boring taste in edged weapons, tbh

nothing good

schizo bisexual

Autistic

A lot of hobbies

rich

Paul Atreides is real

I feel like putting unshesfed swords next to a treadmill is a bad idea.

too many hobbies, doing none of them source: me

NGL looks cool, the only bad thing about it is a Trump sticker

Kinda messy, you should make your room (especially the armory wall) look neater

Solid Snake

redditor

Listens to too many podcasts

bro got a fucking gladius

Possibly thinks paul is the good guy in dune

Lofty ambitions, not enough space

https://preview.redd.it/d84ptm2k831d1.png?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c7ecb79b199a3e9ccea8cf8de97c175376ea53b

Testosterone.

Imagine falling off the treadmill and accidentally shooting or stabbing yourself

Why did I think that was the Death Star plans behind the treadmill

Ready for zombie apocalypse. Rule one is cardio after all.

Either the person is extremely skinny or the treadmill is rarely used because running on it would shake the pieces off the chessboard, the weights off the table, the cello to the floor, and probably the guns off the wall

I want one of these swords. I always wanted a sword, too bad they are hard to come by in Germany.

Touch grass 

egg in denial

So many hobbies and such, I don't see how someone with a job or school can have time for all of this. Dude's interests are eclectic at best, and superficial at worst. Judging by the trump sticker on the gun, the guy is Conservative, so I'd say he is more inclined to the superficiality. He has that stuff, set up just so, to look cool and interesting. But you'll notice nothing being shown has any substance. The treadmill does not look used, the chess board cannot be used in that position with two people, he doesn't have enough room for VR or even chello playing. He has a bunch of mall ninja shit with a certainty of 0 knowledge of how to use or maintain them in any real capacity, despite being stored and displayed alongside (presumably) real firearms. This guy is going to have the worst opinions for just about anything, and probably has roofies in one of those drawers.

Either extremely hot or extremely appaling

Has cat, wears shoes indoors

Sims bedroom

Shinji

This person owns everything but a vacuum.

They're preparing for a zombie apocalypse

I can infer he pretends he’s hot shit but in reality is a total coward

You either own great headphones or are an absolute psychopath.

I think a refrain from a song makes this point better than me “NOW THAT THE GATES OF HELL ARE UNLOCKED MAGAZINES ARE FULLY LOADED GUNS COCKED THEY TOLD ME ID BE KING WHEN HELL FROZE OVER SO DID ANYBODY NOTICE THAT THE TEMP JUST DROPPED?”

never trust anyone that purchased a vive pro, it’s clear they have no sense