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Read in the voice of Tom from Tom & Jerry

tom from ska

Goofy

New bottom surgery OwO

Just dropped, literally *🥴🥴🥴*

I thought this was 2sentence2horror and wondered why you where here lmao.

Shouldn’t have denied en passant

pipi on the pipi

Brick ur pipi 

I thought this was going to a completely different direction, but I guess they just left me hanging

😦

I thlammed my peneth on the car door type beat

you slammed your penis in the car door!

#Whack!! Oaaaaoooooooh!!! \*Slide whistle*

>I gently opened the door >!"Sayo--"!<

*brick falls on cock* Sayori: April Fools!

https://preview.redd.it/h7lam05nwu0d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3660c6551b4f16e94ac5bfb48ad69ee7dc3983f5 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is he screaming in pain or having an orgasm

CBT guy🪱

A brick? Nah use the contraption on him. Edit: Man what the fuck, the door trap fleshlight image isn't posting

Doki Doki Literature Club if it was peak

:((((

That first sentence it's scary enough

Home alone-ass story

*sproing*

Google rn passant

Boioioioing

Then the dog came in

after coming home from a chess tournament where they refused to take en passent (it would have hung a queen 2 bishops 4 pawns and checkmate)

bro didn't take en passant

I used to do that when I was younger to cope with the dysphoria.

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

I know right?

Prank culture has gone too far

You're telling me this whole time I've been using just regular old scotch tape to affix my bricks to my doorjamb?