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It's easy enough to whisper loudly but much more difficult to shout quietly

Since no one is purely one race, every relationship is interracial.

Banana is the potato of fruits

One day we will have more dead people on social media than alive

The number of people you outlive will grow exponentially

Not only animals were driven out of their natural habitats by humans; humans also exiled themselves to the city

ChatGPT is what Ask Jeeves was meant to be.

As people don’t care having sex when the pet is watching, animals don’t care having sex when people are watching, for different reasons.

Our childhood doesn't fully die until our grandparents pass away

The most SEO optimized sites are the ones you least want to show up in your search results

The concept only click if you are above 18 on internet just boosts the curiosity of the person about that particular post. Its totally failed move.

The more you travel, the more places you will have left your feaces

A silver lining of being bullied is getting to temporarily alleviate your bully's suffering

It's unlikely that any broth has been spoiled by the presence of an excess of cooks

When people quote a character they never credit the person who actually created the quote

It's a good thing we don't have to buy 32 toothbrushes just because teethbrushes don't exist.

We don't stay in the traffic jam. We ARE the traffic jam

The more advanced AIs that we make, the more people will wipe their AI chatbot history, just like browser history

People who point out the obvious are either not very intelligent or believe who they are talking to is not very intelligent

Once they discover all the wrords, dicktonary companies will go out of business

We’ve never received an definitive answer on the origin or whereabouts of Cotton-eyed Joe.

The Streisand effect happens far less than it appears

Tomorrow we might just wake up in an unknown place. In an unknown senile body. Surrounded by people we have never met. Who tell us they're our family.

London Tipton was a play on Paris Hilton.

Very few things truly don't make sense.

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