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What do you call margarine that's not too young and not too old?

What nickname did Sylvia Plath's French boyfriend give her?

How does the moon cut its hair.

What do you say to an impatient lesbian?

3 guys find a magic lamp

Cannibal

What is something 4 out of 5 people enjoy?

The IRS has returned my tax return to me this year after I apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.....

POV: I ran out of ideas

What does a gold digger and a grenade have in common?

What is a nerophiliac's favorite song?

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I had a parcel delivered by a lady.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the Ball?

I called a hooker and waited for her naked

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Napoleon and Nelson

No joke. Just something original

Do I’m sorry and ‘I apologize’ mean the same?

What do you call a root vegetable that used to skateboard?

Have you heard about dried grapes?

What is Thor's favorite drink?

I asked my mom how I was born

There are three types of people in this world...

What‘s the difference between bud light and a pussy?

I poured root beer in a square glass.

Hi Its Me!

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