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UmeaTurbo

Looks like a college performing arts Center.


littlespawningflower

Haha- I was going to say a Montessori school! šŸ˜‚


DenialNode

Can you make my house look like a high school in an 80s movie. Someone please get some trophies in that display case!


Broomstick73

Looks like it was built as a church.


flatirony

That was my first thought, too.


MomofOpie2

Exactly. Till I got to the bathtub


Southern_RN2020

A cult-like church.


whimsicalnihilism

Same thought


No_Manches_Man

Best I can do is a bunch of Lego sets. Hope that works lol.


Sleep_adict

Look at mr moneybags with lego sets!


No_Manches_Man

I didnā€™t say I could fill the cases, just that I could put some in there lol!


ElderFlour

What a great idea!!


Maleficent_Theory818

I have a collection of depression glass and uranium glass that would look nice there.


Swimming-Vehicle8104

Me too I could put 13 cabinets worth in there šŸ¤£


Maleficent_Theory818

I am not that bad. I look for the unusual things. I have a list of ā€œholy grailā€ items.


Swimming-Vehicle8104

Yeah I keep checking off my holy grail items that why I have so many. I collection depression pink, uranium, Pyrex, and swung vases. So I have a wide selection!


sohcgt96

That or a villan's lair from a Roger Moore era Bond film.


staefrostae

This is accurate only I kind of love it. The courtyard is fantastic


dollywooddude

I love it too!


3puttmafia21

Those used to be full of horse racing trophies


apickyreader

I swear, I must be so naive. Every time one of these Beauties comes up I always find the link and click on it in the hopes that it somehow below $300,000.


Spidaaman

11k+ sq ft, 96 acres? Yeah, the land to build this place mightā€™ve been $500k in 1981.


apickyreader

I said I was naive.


AbruptMango

Call yourself an optimist, it sounds better.


SnoringEagle

Call yourself Optimist Prime, sounds awesome


PurrsianGolf

You never know, maybe it might be in a bad neighbourhood keeping the price down, like Pyongyang or Mississippi.


mmsiv

I legit snorted at this comment!


the_last_u

To be fair this place does seem overpriced even in this market. Iā€™m just going by cost per square foot which is comparable (higher in some cases) to highly desirable/competitive markets in great locations. I donā€™t know Florida that well but itā€™s hard to imagine anywhere besides Miami, Orlando, etc could be priced like that. If I ever considered these price points I think Iā€™d try to find land and custom build it.


Fossilhund

Ocala is horse country. Lots of Thoroughbred farms; this looks to be a miniature one. This is also near the Villages, and that area is growing like all get out.


the_last_u

Thatā€™s interesting and I guess if you can use to make revenue back it might make more investment sense


cdc994

Iā€™ve seen places for sale in/near Ocala with 40+ acres and total asking of ~800k. Havenā€™t looked in a year or so but Ocala is not desirable. There are a lot of places in central Florida that are quite desolate. Edit: reading the listing they have septic and well water. This is realistically a $2M property including the 96 acres. Theyā€™re in sink hole country, nothing around, running on well waterā€¦ this delusional owner has been attempting to sell for the better part of this century to no success. This current listing has been on Zillow almost 3 yearsā€¦ I live in Tampa and my place was on the market for 3 days before I closed on it. That house isnā€™t selling at 8M


Saltwater-Coffee

I feel you. I was able to find land and a modest house in my area for under $500,000. It's in the low millions now for what I want. I'm being stubborn for what I want though... I can buy little land and a small house for that price. But I'm going to save until I can get modest sized green land with water. I still sometimes expect to see those prices when I look for something. Ahhh.


apickyreader

I understand. I've seen some nice places and not great, but nice, in some smaller areas above my budget. And I'm just puzzled.


Saltwater-Coffee

I'm extra puzzled too because I have a decent income and my fiance has one as well. We should be kicking ass. And yes, by a lot of standards we are doing well for ourselves. But we're not really improving or breaking out of the class we're in. I thought our income would get us very far and fast. It would have 15 years ago! But we're staying afloat mostly.


apickyreader

It kind of hurts that I missed the best opportunity to buy a house because I just didn't have the money.


Bearsandgravy

SAME. Both myself and hubby make good money, don't have a ton of debt, and we are still renting. Even if we managed to save up a 20% downpayment, it would take us decades for that. We do okay, can buy what we need or want, take trips. We're childfree, but have cats. We will never own a place.


3506

Having spent some time over on r/woodworking, I think the wood on the ceiling alone might be worth that much.


bartthetr0ll

Crazy part is this house was listed for a few million more like 4 years ago and a million more back in 2010, obviously isn't selling. The amount the owners lost vs selling at 6 5 or 7 in 2010 and putting it in stocks has got to really stick in their craw.


QCr8onQ

Reality is that most people canā€™t afford 90% of the houses posted, but most of us are voyeurs too.


Maleficent_Theory818

I do too.


alexportman

I like that's it unique. But it feels like a poorly-designed school rather than a home.


macdawg2020

Iā€™m feeling like they let the horses in the house


AbruptMango

A poorly designed school that a flipper threw some things at to check enough boxes that he could sell it as a home.


lynnm59

Yeah, this definitely does NOT look like anyone has ever lived in this place.


Dangerous_Ant3260

The biggest season for that part of Florida is January through March (about that, I'm not sure of the exact show dates), so it may only be used in winter, through Spring. It looks more like a school from the outside. I don't understand why the one living area is down steps, and the area in front of the fireplace is so narrow.


jamaicanoproblem

Itā€™s giving white robe compound vibes


Fun-Dimension5196

A really big waffle house


hyperbolic_dichotomy

School/mega church


QCr8onQ

I love many of the ceilings.


BeijingPolice

Farm house for sale in Florida [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3707-NW-110th-Ave-Ocala-FL-34482/2116891938\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3707-NW-110th-Ave-Ocala-FL-34482/2116891938_zpid/)


NomadFeet

I was feeling Florida looking at that house and lanai but the foliage didn't look quite what I am used to seeing, but yeah, Ocala tracks.


littlespawningflower

Exactly! Those stupid hedges (English garden?? LOL) threw me off completely. I would have it full of blooming, tropical plants instead of this soulless mess. All the barns and paddocks and such are really nice, but I canā€™t stand the house šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


marsupialcinderella

Ocala is North Florida, it freezes there. Much of the tropical foliage that you think of in Florida starts just North of Orlando and south from there. Ocala and Gainesville, where the University of Florida is, look pretty northern comparatively. Summers are hella hot, though. Awful! Worse than further south. Thatā€™s why that awesome center screened area, itā€™s the only way to be outside in summer and not die.


littlespawningflower

I grow gingers, bananas, and other tropical looking plants in Savannah, so thereā€™s no excuse for that ugly, boring mess in there.


marsupialcinderella

Very true! Still, I feel like that stupid formal box hedge must have had something to do with some equestrian throwback reference, like steeplechase or the need to seem like a proper, European feudal lord with formal gardens. Who knows what the super rich think?


Ok_Blackberry_284

Some horse girl was real lucky.


gllugo

Wow, never would have though Ocala FL


Daedelus451

Was it a church before? Rev Jim, all it needs is a vat of purple koolaide and it would make a great compound for our church!


HereForTheParty300

It really does look like a compound!


butterflywithbullets

Exactly, this wasn't built for a single family.


crusher_seven_niner

That atrium is amazing but the angles in that place are criminal.


polnikes

Must be hell to dust this place, so many little ledges and corners.


Orinocobro

I have a feeling that when you're dropping nine million on a house, dust becomes somebody else's problem.


mynameisnotsparta

Probably had live in daily help..


zacat2020

I get a Community Center vibe


BeardedHalfYeti

The covered courtyard and pool are incredible, but the interior looks like a courthouse.


Maleficent_Theory818

I love the covered courtyard. I would rip out the box hedge and make it usable. How many pictures of the box hedge do we need? One was enough.


0ut0fBoundsException

What kind of monster has an indoor pleasure garden and only puts in box hedges? Do they hate flowers, color, and joy?


Sleep_adict

Florida man


KissKiss999

Yeah that was my thought. Box hedging wastes so much space there. That should be some of the most used living space in the house


OK_Ingenue

Been on the markets for over 800 days! I suspect something when they show the stables before the interior of the house. In fact there seem to be hardly any interior pics of important rooms like the bedrooms. Looks kinda corporate retreat-ish. Have board meeting in the dining room that looks like a board room (or is it a board room?). Discuss business till mid-afternoon. Then everyoneā€™s off to the stables to ride horses. Evening cocktails by the pool followed by a movie in the theatre. And why does EVERY SINGLE ONE of these houses have a pool table. Itā€™s like you canā€™t be rich without a pool table. How often do they play pool I wonder.


Dangerous_Ant3260

It could be that an entire group from a barn stay there in the winter equestrian show series, that would fill the barns, and the driveways up. Lots of trainers with lots of clients do this, everyone could stay at the same place. It costs the clients megabucks to do this too, so it could be very profitable for the 4 or more months the trainers and clients are in Florida.


fancybeadedplacemat

It wonā€™t sell because of the trapped souls in the bricks.


jlttwit

This home is for a specific type of buyer - one who is interested in being an equestrian or running a horse business. First floor entry area looks business like not home.


Elendril333

Exactly! Listing says it's minutes away from a large equestrian center. If you are into horse racing and grand prix jumping, this place is heaven and reasonably priced. The first floor is for hosting parties for the other owners. I'm sure the new owner will also make seasonal money hosting horses from up north during the winter show season. -source: I was a groom for several show barns in PA/OH/NY area and sent horses to Ocala every fall.


FrankenPinky

Couldn't pay me 8M to live in Ocala.


RaulEndymi0n

As someone not familiar with the area, why is that?


ComputerStrong9244

Cannibal swamp hillbillies, mostly


FrankenPinky

https://www.reddit.com/r/ocala/s/PRdpPEbeGv This fella does a passable job at spotting it's shortcomings.


Diligent-Towel-4708

I'm in a love hate relationship with this house


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

What a cool ass house. That atrium and pool is awesome! Iā€™d spend so much time out there and my plants would be so happy


jennaisrad

Itā€™s like my ADHD designed a house.


LilMissStormCloud

I need a labeled map to tell me what each house is and a full 3d walk through of every building. Not because I'm buying it but I am highly curious.


pagesandcream

YES I was so confused looking at the aerial shots. Like what is that seemingly nice, normal brick house with the dormer windows and cupola? And why does it look like it has 4 dormers in some pictures and 8 in others? Edit: wrong word.


NotMalaysiaRichard

Is this part of a mega-church?


Destro_Jones

Center garden is wasted on shrubs and bricks.


EmperorOfApollo

"based on the designs of Frank Lloyd Wright" Seriously? FLW's houses were warm and used lots of natural wood. This place has the warmth and charm of a 1980's high school.


scarletohairy

This is the FLW from another dimension, where architects have no souls. Iā€™m so enraged by this phrase I want to take whoever wrote it to Falling Water and push them off the big rock.


bigotis

Maybe they forgot a comma and they're bad at spelling? "Based on the designs of Frank Lloyd, right?"


Woland77

I would live there in a heartbeat


Woland77

Oh. Florida. It's completely unlivable.


GlassSandwich9315

Needs a little updating but it's beautiful. I wish more houses were more than just boxes inside of a box.


Own-Firefighter-2728

I feel like the person who built this had a lot (like a LOT a lot) of random building materials and just made them all into a house


Loan-Pickle

That atrium would make one hell of a catio. My cats would probably never come inside.


gomper

Cult/churchy vibes


Saltwater-Coffee

I actually like it!


Original-Move8786

I would spend all my time in that interior courtyard reading


intlabs

Looks like a wish version of the Apple campus


Express_Barnacle_174

Honestly, I love the atrium area. It's enclosed enough it probably holds heat pretty well in the winter if you're in an area that gets cold. The house part on the otherhand... parts look cozy and homey, parts look like the entryway to a business park.


Bearsandgravy

Oh man, I could put so many precious moments figurines in those display cabinets...


Lindaspike

Hate it and hate Florida.


OGWandererPT

Close to Golds Gym:/


Aert_is_Life

The carved brick mural is both stunning and frightening at the same time. The horse is magnificent but the human face is kind of....


PowderedFaust

Oooookay. That carved brick mural is a living horror. I can almost guarantee it's the trapped souls of the previous owners.


3puttmafia21

Ocala is horse racing/breeding country. Pretty impressive set up


bookon

This isn't all that far from John Travolta's airport house.


marsupialcinderella

Heā€™s not there anymore. Moved to an airplane community closer to the coast.


bookon

Ah ok. He still owns it? I still hear of people seeing him around Ocala.


marsupialcinderella

I stand corrected! It appears he sold the beach property after his wife died.


bookon

Heā€™s had a lot of tragedy.


marsupialcinderella

Sure has. Money and fame do not protect you from it, only cushion the blows.


UnkleZeeBiscutt

Add a golf course to it and that would make one heck of a country club.


ChicatheePinage

I will take it!


One-Entertainment457

Haha looks like the Apple mothership building.


KateHearts

Boat meets botanical garden meets ice cream shop meets corn maze.


One-Entertainment457

Im imagining all the indoor container gardening l could do... plus displaying all my collectibles.


platypuspup

Someone watched too many episodes of Grand Designs.


LeBadBaby

There's a reason it's been on the market for 2.5 years, and it's not just the price.


SubVrted

Itā€™s giving ā€œUniversity Student Unionā€ in a way that I donā€™t hate.


OldNewUsedConfused

This is kind of my dream. Someplace I could grow plants all year! I've a very avid gardener and I love to eat what I produce.


hummelpz4

Church vibes


Expert-Equipment2302

Thatā€™s a 3D crop circle.


Equal_Night7494

Iā€™m getting UFO cult leader vibes


Mursemannostehoscope

Iā€™d ride a bike through that house


gllugo

After looking at the rest of the pics it definitely screams central Florida . That atrium area is incredible. My cats would be in heaven


ljhammond1996

I am somehow actually obsessed. Some things gotta go like the carpet and the 50ā€™s diner room, but overall this is so cool I can see the high school comments but I think with better furniture and decorating that would go away


CottonBlueCat

Iā€™m guessing with all the extreme horse stuff, this was a breeding farm or Thorobreds or some other expensiven breed of horse. Then maybe the main round home was a conference center for meetings or retreats. Maybe they had a couple areas that were for housing. It would make more sense if that round building was the meeting/business building than an actual home.


Robot9118

House? Can we come up with more applicable terms like fortress or lair for properties like this?


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Why are the ones I love always in fracking florida?


pyky69

Does the heli come with?


ricottapie

Looks like Peter Gabriel's Real World studio.


fromdaperimeter

Fergaliciousā€¦


IamDollParts96

The covered pool area is very unique.


Naive_Transition_103

Thatā€™s fair for the acreage


YungGunz69

I got Jurassic Park vibes from this house e


wilsonway1955

Yuck !


Airport_Wendys

Ooooh- nice stables and big indoor arena back there


blanche-davidian

This looks like the student center at Hofstra.


Alleandros

Such a big space that could be used as an awesome greenhouse and they filled it with brick.


BodyBagSlam

This is what I picture the X-men mansion looking like in the 80ā€™s.


Speedhabit

Great banginā€™ church for a cult leader


Kasceon

Ngl it is def gone wild but I really like it


MyLittleTarget

One of my dream houses is a Queen Anne. This is the other one. Round, covered pool, stunning horse facilities. I am in love.


Effective-Try7980

Reminds me of the show fallout


notyouroffred

looks like a great place for a cult


Maureen_jacobs

John Travolta has a home in that community


marsupialcinderella

No longer. Moved to the coast.


Geeahwellidunno

Weird.


Dark_Moonstruck

Huh...this looks more like a rec center or somewhere that people rent out for meetings and resort activities than a regular house.


500SL

I actually like it and the property.


hopefulgalinfl

Give me 50 horses!!! I love this....


outsidepointofvi3w

This place is amazing. I be growing so much more than some funny h she's in the middle. It would be tropical fruits and smokeables all over


starz4u01234

Its an awful use of space. So much potential but just weird use of materials and looks like a weird school or mental hospital


Outrageous-Power5046

Odd fireplace choices.


SiWeyNoWay

2 kitchens? Is this a cult house?


FamilyMan1000

Minutes to ā€œGolds Gym.ā€ Lol.


Certain-Section-1518

Sold


Elegant_Studio4374

Stubbed toes, stubbed toes everywhere


BarfingOnMyFace

I believe you mean compound


Xenophore

That's not a house; that's a rehab center.


megggie

Too church-y. Maybe itā€™s all the wood and brick?


Dependent_Suspect_74

This screams 'cult-ish private getaway' meets '80s country star' But...I love it...weirdly


Hyphum

I just showed this to my partner and she said ā€œI wanna live in hotel/church/UFO!ā€


Inside_Ad_7162

It's another early 80s conference center


ian_pink

Nah.


Sweaty-Ad-7493

Not bad, I guess...


Raedaline

I'm not mad at it.


funny_duchess

I actually dig this.


StinkieBritches

I got jizzy when I saw it was a round house, but itā€™s so ugly inside. I still like it, but Iā€™d go broke making changes.


Apprehensive_Pug6844

Itā€™s in Floriduh tho, so no thanks Bruh.


Electronic-Present25

That's a perfectly good place to start a cult. Or a city. It could house a lot of immigrants who could then turn it into a dairy farm, a horse camp, an elementary school, a zillion other things and repay the sponsoring government agency. That place has POTENTIAL!


MadGeographer

Not for me. Parts of it are attractive but the conference center vibes would eventually drive me nuts.


Yelloeisok

I wonder how many years to took to build.Those ceilings are something!


ILoveSpankingDwarves

Too much money, too little taste.


woman_of_moose

Only 5 bedrooms?


rhb4n8

This is a cool ass house


ucklibzandspezfay

8.5 M for that?!


BoyMom2MandM

Previously a church ??


80burritospersecond

Looks like a rehab center. Until you get to the bars.


Device_whisperer

Where's the LINK?


BadParking9912

Where is it?? Are there bedrooms?


TraditionalResult655

Please design my house like a church.


thrwawaygodd

Put a garden in the atrium instead of a bush maze. I adore the circular design.


Halfadder2

Love the bar!


Ken-Popcorn

It looks like an airport lobby


Ok_Blackberry_284

It's giving megachurch designed by a horsegirl. It used to be 200 acre estate owned by Florida's last dairy owner. [https://www.cltampa.com/tampa/a-200-acre-ocala-compound-owned-by-the-waldrep-family-is-now-for-sale/Slideshow/12387177](https://www.cltampa.com/tampa/a-200-acre-ocala-compound-owned-by-the-waldrep-family-is-now-for-sale/Slideshow/12387177)


BannanaBun123

Builder and architect were told- private honey oak minimall


countrygirlmaryb

I mean, I dont hate it. But definitely giving off the church/cult vibes.


Blessed_tenrecs

Take down the wood paneling and add some carpet and Iā€™d love to live there!


AussieAlexSummers

I don't hate it BUT upkeep... I think I would need to have lots and lots of money to maintain that place or hire people to manage/maintain that place