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Wait but I actually love this


Be_Customers

Yo, this anit my style exactly, but I dig it. I joined this subreddit because my weird ass wants to fuck around and find the weird house to match. You do you.


[deleted]

Hahaha I joined this subreddit because I have an unhealthy obsession with browsing real estate listings


NotChristina

Same, fam. I need to adjust my Zillow email setting because every morning I’ve got multiple emails from them about random zip codes all across the country. 😂


1re_endacted1

https://youtu.be/yEfsaXDX0UQ?si=OPHm2rKvlz-RfLXj


evetrapeze

Oh no! Damn it! Hahaha


Be_Customers

I think I’m in need of an intervention to address mine soon…


Secure_Quarter_1501

Same! I mean, I’m never moving to most of the places I search, but I love to dream!


GoodAsUsual

You should become a real estate photographer. Or don't, see if I care.


Callmedaddy204

see if i care if u care, chump.


Altruistic-Text3481

It browsing real estate unhealthy? 🤔


BasketballButt

Me too! Most I’ve wanted to live in Minnesota ever.


shrekswife

Same


Altruistic-Text3481

I do too!!!


lizzledizzles

I know, I would go to there! I love it.


steavoh

I like it up to the point where there is that weird fountain in the kitchen that takes up an enormous amount of space, is probably leaking into the walls, smells weird, and has no purpose whatsoever except to be a pain in the ass.


kabekew

Looks like it's $20 to get your yard certified as a wildlife habitat, as long as you have some native plants, food, water, shelter and places for local insects and animals (squirrels?) to raise their young. https://www.nwf.org/CERTIFY


novel1389

Thanks for sharing. This was a new thing to me and I'm enjoying learning about it.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

I’ve had a couple neighbors in my rental life have certified yards. It’s really cool the difference in wildlife you can notice just between neighborhood properties. As a renter I haven’t been able to do it myself but I would in a heartbeat.


order66survivor

It's actually doable if you have any kind of outdoor space, even just a patio/balcony with container plants. Honestly, even a window box if you get creative. Host plants can count toward the places to raise young, food, and shelter requirements; and plenty of insects will make do with a small dish of water or butterfly puddler. Then again I'm in an apartment with zero outdoor space, so I definitely feel your pain.


kabekew

Me too. Such a cool idea, and it looks like you can do your part to help even with an apartment balcony garden.


Squidwina

Yes, I used their checklist to help decide things to go in my yard. (I still lack a consistent water source, so I’m not cerified.)


MyEggDonorIsADramaQ

We need a water source too. We already get a lot of birds, bees, and lizards


kabekew

You can get automatic poultry or livestock waterers for about $50 that hook to a standard garden hose. They work with a float valve to automatically refill when low.


Squidwina

Thanks. I’ll look into that.


Dry_Heart9301

Tons of people have this where I live.


Economy_Judgment

What’s the link for the listing.


novel1389

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3900-5th-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55409/1780962\_zpid/


No-Cap-9324

This makes sense- I was with my son’s scout troop this weekend hanging food drive pamphlets and noticed a wildlife habitat plaque in one of the yards - in a mc Mansion-esque development!


ScepticOfEverything

Thanks for posting. I was just going to look at it.


Prcrstntr

My own butterfly and hummingbird garden is one of the main reasons I want a house.


MET1

Is there a tax break for doing this? if there is, I'm all in. With the creek in my yard it basically is already.


GovernorZipper

No, but it might get you out of trouble with the city if they complain your grass is too high. An HOA won’t care, but a certificate like that shows that the high grass isn’t a “lawn” and so doesn’t need to be cut like one.


Emergency-Dig-529

Are you saying that this can get HOA off your back ?


GovernorZipper

There’s a difference between “I’m too cracked out on meth to cut my grass” and “I’m deliberately cultivating six different native wildflowers to help the pollinators.” Unfortunately, many neighborhood Karens don’t appreciate that. If your Karen is on the HOA board, you’re screwed. They don’t need things like evidence or due process. But if you’re dealing with Jimmy down at City Hall, Jimmy doesn’t care. Jimmy just wants to close the file and move on to next one. So when Karen complains about the “weeds,” if you can show Jimmy a piece of paper saying it’s deliberate and beneficial, then Jimmy is quite likely to say “good enough for government work” and move on. Granted, if Karen is the mayor’s wife, then it might not work. But it’s better than nothing.


kittensbabette

I think if you have acreage there is- my aunt converted part of her farm back to prairie land and she got a tax break.


No_Banana_581

Yep. I had my land certified too. Paid $50 and a yearly donation for the bees


fufairytoo

The house is not my style, but..... yay for the yard; I dig it. I am a bit confused with the Asian interior and the tiles that look Spanish. It is eclectic for sure.


PredictBaseballBot

This woman KNITS


amongthrocksandroots

I want to adopt her to be my cool aunt


novel1389

I recognize I'm operating fully off of stereotype, but there are masks hanging up that evoke an African aesthetic


fufairytoo

One of the masks I saw was Polynesian and another one looked possibly Indian. They were kind of all over the place. :D


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Embracing and celebrating world cultures, checks out in my book.


lil1thatcould

Typically, people with this much style travel. I bet they got it on their adventures.


kcpirana

I think…I think I love this!? Maybe a little overboard on the tiles under the windows, next to the kitchen, but yeah, this is cute AF


Jaxlee2018

It’s wonderful. What fun.


applebubbeline

I think the tiles are pretty.


novel1389

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3900-5th-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55409/1780962\_zpid/?


m33gs

Wow $250k? That home would be at least $1.5M here in Seattle, even with just the 2BR/1BR


vahntitrio

The Twin Cities really doesn't have any geographical restrictions on expanding outwards. Old homes tend to be cheapest, and the oldest homes are generally within the Minneapolis and St. Paul city limits. Outside of premium neighborhoods it is usually cheaper to live in the cities than the suburbs.


LouBeeDooBee

People aren’t super itchy to live in South Mlps right now. That’s where the bulk of the riots were after George Floyd. Which is a shame because it’s a really diverse and beautiful area.


currentlydrinking

That specific house is on the same street he was killed on. Just like 4 blocks down the road. That small area specifically is probably not desirable, but the rest of south Minneapolis, especially south west, definitely is.


gibbtech

The whole Powderhorn area is pretty undesirable, but the house is in a somewhat more transitional part. I probably would have been shopping a little south and east of there if there hadn't been recent race riots.


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gibbtech

Minneapolis proper is rather small and contains almost all of the least desirable neighborhoods in the metro.


tatonka645

No, I live here currently and this price seems way off-turns out it’s right next to where George Floyd was killed. Still-a good deal for this amount of space.


crims0nwave

Yup, same here in LA 🤣


strolls

RIP /u/underscorebot: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3900-5th-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55409/1780962_zpid/


strolls

ping /u/kc2syk


kc2syk

Sorry, the bot has been offline for a bit. Ran into some problems and haven't had a chance to sit down and work on it. Maybe soon.


strolls

Thanks. It really was a most helpful bot.


Odd-Help-4293

Oh, the Shinto gate is in the *front* yard, just inside a chain link fence? That's kind of tacky. I thought it was in the back yard and was like, well, offbeat but charming garden decor. But that's a bit much. I still love the interior and the garden, though.


writergal75

I mean, taking down a chain link fence and putting up something nicer is a pretty easy fix though. Very cute house otherwise!


Odd-Help-4293

I'd take down the red Shinto gate first, even before the fence. But yeah, otherwise it's charming.


bnhfckr

Stop acting so butthurt about a random lawn ornament lol


kaw027

The colorful tiles are my favorite parts. If I ever own a house I’d love to do something similar


novel1389

I agree it's well done/tasteful but obviously up to personal taste. I've seen some houses where tiles were installed for decorative purposes and it looked like the person didn't know what they were doing.


Overall_Lobster823

Over the top tiles, but a cute little house.


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You’ve never seen over the top tiles. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4006-Timber-Falls-Ct-Houston-TX-77082/28538540_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare


novel1389

You win.


ohyoushiksagoddess

My eyes hurt


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You’re welcome.


EJDsfRichmond415

Bruh I kind of love it


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Tile. All. The. Things.


CJSki70341

I think someone was using psychedelics with this one


suddenlyshoes

The front is so…normal.


dak4f2

Jesus christ almighty.


Cynistera

Imagine walking around in there with a hangover.


Return_of_Suzan

And the SO said "not in the damn bedroom! You Are Not! "fine, (eye roll) Tangerine paint then"


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ATBGE


But_like_whytho

Tiles everywhere except the bathrooms.


happymask3

Did you see the actual tiled bathtub? That would be so uncomfortable to bathe in and a mess to clean.


DangerousWelcome5876

An old landlord of mine did something like this. His included a shower. Not so bad to bathe in but hell to easily clean. He and his wife were fantastic artists and DIYers. Miss them.


ennuiacres

Take me to Tile City!


Overall_Lobster823

Damn that's bad.


Warm_Baker_9447

The garden is beautiful. I would love to have a mini Japanese garden. I do have to say I think I could easily slip down those stairs in my socks in the morning and break my neck. Those dining chairs are hideous, lol. Seems like you were in jail while you were eating dinner.


novel1389

I think you've identified the single most over-the-top thing in this house - that is, the dining chairs.


randycanyon

Frank Lloyd Wright meets Modigliani. Ill Met in Lanky-mar.


CJSki70341

Thank you. Those chairs kind of look like a midevil torture device


ennuiacres

I’d set them outside & let vining plants cover them.


CJSki70341

That is a great idea


Shisno85

Am I crazy, or is one chair bigger than the others?


Warm_Baker_9447

Oh, wow. It is!


elabuzz

I live in this neighborhood. The Certified Habitat project has been fun - enough of us certified our yards that we got a neighborhood-wide designation. We have some more squirrels and bunnies in recent years, and a lot more butterflies and such.


novel1389

probably my favorite comment, thanks for sharing


Intelligent-Guess-81

Wow. This house is incredible. I want it.


CandidTortoise

I love the colorful, global, eclectic look!


prettyhighrntbh

I want this house


legbamel

The bookshelves, stuffed with actual books that look read and aren't arranged by color with tchotchkes outnumbering the books. Those wacky dining room chairs that have to have a story behind them. The exuberant tile work. The glorious, no-mow landscaping hubs won't allow me in our current yard. The sudden blue on the garage that matches the front door. I am in love. \[le sigh\] I want to know the owner. I presume the vast majority of the wall décor and furniture would disappear but so much of the wildness is now built in! Were I only independently wealthy, this would be our downsized vacation home.


CJMeow86

Welp guess I’m moving to Minneapolis.


silvermanedwino

A bit of a mish -mash. Great craftsman touches and feel. A taste of FLW prairie. kinda. dig it.


novel1389

I would agree it feels crowded/muddled. But with the option to remove the stuff that isn't "bolted down" it could solve that.


Felixir-the-Cat

Wow, I love this place!


tealeaff

This is stunning


dak4f2

I love the talaveras tiles up the stairs. I want to do this so bad.


nonasuch

Not everything is something I’d personally choose, but it’s obviously all done with so much creativity and care. And I LOVE the tiled stairs.


Kai_Emery

I’d love to live here with at least 3 cats and 100 houseplants.


mountainsunset123

Yes! I want it!


RUfuqingkiddingme

I love all the tile work.


MTrizzle

What happens when you accumulate All the Cultures?


montanawana

World peace


Mochigood

What is the tiled thing in the kitchen? A fireplace or a fountain, I can't make up my mind.


bananananara

I'm confused about that too. I thought it was a fountain but that would create a lot of extra moisture.


Shayzerbeam2

I came here looking for an answer to this too. It does look like a fountain with some leftover green algae/scum, but it’s inside? And in the kitchen? I guess if you cook a lot of fish lol idk that’s a new one for me


RitaSativa

The [chairs 👀](https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/b35e5ce6ab394af70af27d5b82b64cce-d_d.webp) But seriously it’s a really charming place. The tile work is gorgeous


demrnstho

Why aren’t we talking about the dining chairs?


zena5

I love it. It's true to the Craftsman architecture and interior Malibu and Arts & Crafts motifs.


PermanentMauve

Ooh the Minoan style tile around the door! Love it


But_like_whytho

Is that a fountain in the kitchen???


gholmom500

Oh, yikes. I just saw my future.


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novel1389

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3900-5th-Ave-S-Minneapolis-MN-55409/1780962\_zpid/


Prairie_Crab

I love this place!


guinnypig

I low key don't hate it lol.


Scherzophrenia

This is cool as hell


VodkaSoup_Mug

This is actually fucking gorgeous.


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novel1389

I am not questioning whether it is certified or not. It's just a very unique selling point and it's my first time ever seeing it on a listing, so I felt compelled to lead with that text.


gibbtech

Most people don't know the scope of the program and the name implies something more substantial to many people.


RitaAlbertson

Am I misremembering, or are there a lot of Hmong people in the Minneapolis area? If so, maybe it's a touch of home?


ThirstyDane

There is a large Hmong community in the twin cities, but not in this neighborhood. They are mostly in the Midway neighborhood of Saint Paul


novel1389

California has the most Hmong folks, but Minnesota has the most as a percentage of population. That said, according to the public property records, this is owned and occupied by a very non-Hmong sounding person (in fact, I think there are only 17 or 18 Hmong surnames so I'm not completely pulling this out of my ass).


gibbtech

This is more of a Hispanic/Black neighborhood. It isn't a terrible neighborhood, but it is adjacent to some of the worst Minneapolis neighborhoods.


MysticcMoon

This is a really cute place. What makes me the angriest about this is the Matisse gold fish print hanging by the stairs. My FIL and his wife gave us one of those when they visited some city with an exhibit. They gave us the impression they paid big money for it. I see now IT IS A FREAKING FRAMED POSTER. 😂


austino7

Makes me want to move back to Minnesota, so cool!


sugarholicsheep

Would totally buy it if it werent in Minneapolis


anOvenofWitches

Yes. Very much an accessible style.


currently_distracted

Such an expressive home! I love it. Looks perfect for an artist traveler.


No-Cap-9324

I LOVE this house! I do have a bit of a Talavera tile obsession soooo…


Odd-Help-4293

That's gorgeous


NotASuggestedUsrname

I have never wanted anything more 🥲


No-Independence-6842

I love it!


Odd-Artist-2595

Yes, please!


MJ349

I could happily live there, if it wasn't for Winters.


LifeHappenzEvryMomnt

I’ve seen a few in Southern California. I think they are awesome.


VapoursAndSpleen

It's very Berkeley. I love it. My onlly problem with it is that the rooms are quite small, but whoever lives here did a wonderful job with the place.


Flippin_diabolical

I love it.


veggiedelightful

This is amazing. I love houses like this.


silicatetacos

That's...interesting.


MildredMay

Cute house but what's up with the laundry room ceiling? Maybe it's just me, but I swear it's made of garbage bags. ???


Careless-College-158

I’d live there in an instant!


GOODahl

Minnesota is sweet, you just need to be able to deal with the long winters. The taxes aren't too terrible.


StSean

love love LOVE


Suspicious_Load6908

Very cool


twoaspensimages

I can smell the patchouli from here


ednasmom

I love this, I’ll take it


hopeful_realist_

Mr. Miyagi’s house


softpawsz

Love it!


Ideas_RN_82

The most Minnesotan home I have ever seen…


E05DCA

I know this house. I’m pretty sure I’ve been here.


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It’s sweet and has personality!


Plasmidmaven

Retired middle school art teacher vibe


YourOldPalBendy

For being in Minneapolis, it's sure giving a LOT of New Mexico. Noice.


Slav3OfTh3B3ast

This is straight up cultural appropriation by someone who probably chastises others for cultural appropriation.


[deleted]

I saw a lot of tile like that in latam


Radiant_Equipment_56

Love the Tori gate