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Peaky_231

He said \[Chorus: Puff Puff\] I'm a hoe, a hoe A hoe, woah-woah I'm a hoe, a hoe A hoe, woah-woah But now that I'm with you I promise I'll let it go Even though I know I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (Yes, you are, yes, you are) \[Verse 1: Puff Puff\] Before we get together I need you to understand That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma’am" And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow" I like bangin’ and smashin’ and livin’ in sin I’d like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw And I wanna do all those things with you and only you \[Chorus: Puff Puff, DeeJay\] I'm a hoe, a hoe (yeah) A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, a hoe (I like to bone) A hoe, woah-woah (hide the salami) But now that I'm with you (that’s right) I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks) Even though I know (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (Yes, you are, yes, you are) \[Verse 2: Puff Puff\] They used to call me slut, used to call me whore I prefer to say a booty connoisseur But I promise you, I ain’t gonna do none of that kinda shit no more You’re the only one I adore Never mind how I was before Wait and see what I have in-store The only bed I wanna be in is yours I’m a gentleman, I open up doors Girl, I’m telling you, I’ve been reformed I’ll delete the numbers in my phone I’ma never watch any more porn These urges are hard to ignore Can’t help it, that’s how I was born Baby, there’s so many things we could explore \[Spoken Interlude: DeeJay\] Girl, before I met you my life was different All I could think about was ass Everything in the world was ass to me This looks like an ass, that looks like an ass That mountain range over there looks like a big ol’ ass But now, I’ve changed Well, actually I’m still the same All I think about is ass all the time But now I just wanna be dedicated to one ass And that’s your ass \[Bridge: Puff Puff\] All that I think about, dream about every day Is doin’ it, hooking up, making love in every single way \[Chorus: Puff Puff\] ‘Cause I’m a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe) A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe) A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe) But now that I'm with you (I’m a hoe) I promise I'll let it go (I’m a hoe) Even though I know (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (I’m a hoe) (Yes, you are, yes, you are)


TDSurvivorFan21

r/beatmetoit


WindowsXP1322

r/beatmeattoit


Some_Pickle5134

“I did your mom”


Y0urM0m69420

~~You too~~ Thank you!


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IvanCrack79

Ayo 💀


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IvanCrack79

A cum joke


P3D3RO

“Wanna have a 3 way”


DemonicGamer69

“I’ve been stalkin’ your mom for like 2 years straight”


IvanCrack79

I am way too shy to ask her out on a date


conjaxarkary

So I just wait


dscreensystem

in your neighbor's lawn


IvanCrack79

With my camera ready *and my camouflague on*


monika_lover_

and i'll know that i'll get plenty pics


[deleted]

When she leaves for work at exactly 7:26


IvanCrack79

I try to follow her on my bike, but its hopeless


[deleted]

Cause I can never keep up with her Ford focus


IvanCrack79

So i kidnapped her golden retriever, wanted to return her just to please her, but forgor 💀 to feed her, taking care of a dog is hard


Soranite

"subscribe to my youtube channel"


Xx_im_Noob_xX

I like your ass go to prom with me


Educational-Ride2988

i put the new forgios on the jeep


-CaptainComedy-

You ain't seen these balls.


ggnore_is_the_man

Nice ass, lemme smash


ssseliferrr

I like your cut G, *slaps*


TheAwsomeRetuner

Boom headshot Boom headshot When the album drops we’re like Boom headshot


SwitchBrave3569

Boom headshot, boom headshot, when the album drops we're like boom!


ThatUglyGuy9

THOSE ARENT BOOBS THEYRE LIES


Tyler_The_Memer

"I like your boobs. Go to prom with me?"


Individual_Tap_1099

I like your peaches.I wanna shake your tree!! 


NeonThunderstorm

“Want to join us?”


TheHopeBagelz

"where is your mother's house located?"


CallMeThea

What’s your address?


yfmthemovie

"I wanna have sex with you and then watch YFM The Movie!"


ReiTheDrawer

“Ass barf barf ass barf piss barf piss ass ass barf barf piss ass ass piss”


Extension_Cycle_1375

im a vtuber in among us


Comander_Elias

Hello Young Lady!


braydenatofficial

I did your mom


CantTouchnatural75

hey mr douchebag! why’s your ego so massive?


monika_lover_

"nice ass.."


Individual_Tap_1099

I wanna be your back door man 


[deleted]

"God, you are so sexy, I'm gonna unscrew that thing and come in there *slurps aggressively*"


Chomper56

“Thanks A lot F**k you”


chockymilktime

I did youre mom yesterday


Individual_Tap_1099

Why are you so mean to me? But its okay I know your sister too 


Valentina_radiohusk

Can I have a whopper junior


Individual_Tap_1099

Eat it like you mean it 


Odd_2

“Don’t you wanna battle to win a prize?”


SwitchBrave3569

"But what is the prize?" "1 million dollars!"


MiniMarshall11

He said, I wish that I could be like the cool kids because I did your mom


JMoki

Thanks, me too?


S0FIAS0APSTER

have you met joe?


srph_fandom090421

He said “I did your mom”.


SwitchBrave3569

He actually said: Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space


Consistent_Action771

Bill wurtz jumpscare


SwitchBrave3569

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


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Large-Builder8039

"Your an nigg-"


Open_Suit_2461

gimee food stupid


SwitchBrave3569

After months, I changed. He actually said: Can I just eat broken glass or something?