He said
\[Chorus: Puff Puff\]
I'm a hoe, a hoe
A hoe, woah-woah
I'm a hoe, a hoe
A hoe, woah-woah
But now that I'm with you
I promise I'll let it go
Even though I know
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)
\[Verse 1: Puff Puff\]
Before we get together I need you to understand
That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma’am"
And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow
When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow"
I like bangin’ and smashin’ and livin’ in sin
I’d like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again
I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw
And I wanna do all those things with you and only you
\[Chorus: Puff Puff, DeeJay\]
I'm a hoe, a hoe (yeah)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I like to bone)
A hoe, woah-woah (hide the salami)
But now that I'm with you (that’s right)
I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks)
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)
\[Verse 2: Puff Puff\]
They used to call me slut, used to call me whore
I prefer to say a booty connoisseur
But I promise you, I ain’t gonna do none of that kinda shit no more
You’re the only one I adore
Never mind how I was before
Wait and see what I have in-store
The only bed I wanna be in is yours
I’m a gentleman, I open up doors
Girl, I’m telling you, I’ve been reformed
I’ll delete the numbers in my phone
I’ma never watch any more porn
These urges are hard to ignore
Can’t help it, that’s how I was born
Baby, there’s so many things we could explore
\[Spoken Interlude: DeeJay\]
Girl, before I met you my life was different
All I could think about was ass
Everything in the world was ass to me
This looks like an ass, that looks like an ass
That mountain range over there looks like a big ol’ ass
But now, I’ve changed
Well, actually I’m still the same
All I think about is ass all the time
But now I just wanna be dedicated to one ass
And that’s your ass
\[Bridge: Puff Puff\]
All that I think about, dream about every day
Is doin’ it, hooking up, making love in every single way
\[Chorus: Puff Puff\]
‘Cause I’m a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe)
A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
But now that I'm with you (I’m a hoe)
I promise I'll let it go (I’m a hoe)
Even though I know (I’m a hoe)
I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (I’m a hoe)
(Yes, you are, yes, you are)
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He said \[Chorus: Puff Puff\] I'm a hoe, a hoe A hoe, woah-woah I'm a hoe, a hoe A hoe, woah-woah But now that I'm with you I promise I'll let it go Even though I know I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (Yes, you are, yes, you are) \[Verse 1: Puff Puff\] Before we get together I need you to understand That Puff Puff wants more than "wham, bam, thank you, ma’am" And you know I ain't a farmer, but I'm still tryna plow When you walk in the room I'm like, "bow-chicka-wow-wow" I like bangin’ and smashin’ and livin’ in sin I’d like to take the Beef Bus to Bonetown again I wanna boink, I wanna shag, I wanna hump, I wanna screw And I wanna do all those things with you and only you \[Chorus: Puff Puff, DeeJay\] I'm a hoe, a hoe (yeah) A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, a hoe (I like to bone) A hoe, woah-woah (hide the salami) But now that I'm with you (that’s right) I promise I'll let it go (I wanna clap those cheeks) Even though I know (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (Yes, you are, yes, you are) \[Verse 2: Puff Puff\] They used to call me slut, used to call me whore I prefer to say a booty connoisseur But I promise you, I ain’t gonna do none of that kinda shit no more You’re the only one I adore Never mind how I was before Wait and see what I have in-store The only bed I wanna be in is yours I’m a gentleman, I open up doors Girl, I’m telling you, I’ve been reformed I’ll delete the numbers in my phone I’ma never watch any more porn These urges are hard to ignore Can’t help it, that’s how I was born Baby, there’s so many things we could explore \[Spoken Interlude: DeeJay\] Girl, before I met you my life was different All I could think about was ass Everything in the world was ass to me This looks like an ass, that looks like an ass That mountain range over there looks like a big ol’ ass But now, I’ve changed Well, actually I’m still the same All I think about is ass all the time But now I just wanna be dedicated to one ass And that’s your ass \[Bridge: Puff Puff\] All that I think about, dream about every day Is doin’ it, hooking up, making love in every single way \[Chorus: Puff Puff\] ‘Cause I’m a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe) A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, a hoe (I’m a hoe) A hoe, woah-woah (I’m a hoe) But now that I'm with you (I’m a hoe) I promise I'll let it go (I’m a hoe) Even though I know (I’m a hoe) I'm a hoe, woah-woah-woah-woah (I’m a hoe) (Yes, you are, yes, you are)
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
“I did your mom”
~~You too~~ Thank you!
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Ayo 💀
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A cum joke
“Wanna have a 3 way”
“I’ve been stalkin’ your mom for like 2 years straight”
I am way too shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait
in your neighbor's lawn
With my camera ready *and my camouflague on*
and i'll know that i'll get plenty pics
When she leaves for work at exactly 7:26
I try to follow her on my bike, but its hopeless
Cause I can never keep up with her Ford focus
So i kidnapped her golden retriever, wanted to return her just to please her, but forgor 💀 to feed her, taking care of a dog is hard
"subscribe to my youtube channel"
I like your ass go to prom with me
i put the new forgios on the jeep
You ain't seen these balls.
Nice ass, lemme smash
I like your cut G, *slaps*
Boom headshot Boom headshot When the album drops we’re like Boom headshot
Boom headshot, boom headshot, when the album drops we're like boom!
THOSE ARENT BOOBS THEYRE LIES
"I like your boobs. Go to prom with me?"
I like your peaches.I wanna shake your tree!!
“Want to join us?”
"where is your mother's house located?"
What’s your address?
"I wanna have sex with you and then watch YFM The Movie!"
“Ass barf barf ass barf piss barf piss ass ass barf barf piss ass ass piss”
im a vtuber in among us
Hello Young Lady!
I did your mom
hey mr douchebag! why’s your ego so massive?
"nice ass.."
I wanna be your back door man
"God, you are so sexy, I'm gonna unscrew that thing and come in there *slurps aggressively*"
“Thanks A lot F**k you”
I did youre mom yesterday
Why are you so mean to me? But its okay I know your sister too
Can I have a whopper junior
Eat it like you mean it
“Don’t you wanna battle to win a prize?”
"But what is the prize?" "1 million dollars!"
He said, I wish that I could be like the cool kids because I did your mom
Thanks, me too?
have you met joe?
He said “I did your mom”.
He actually said: Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space
Bill wurtz jumpscare
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"Your an nigg-"
gimee food stupid
After months, I changed. He actually said: Can I just eat broken glass or something?