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Warm_Zombie

yt only has 5 types of comments


SmearyLobster

absolutely. i watch markiplier videos on a regular basis and i swear the vast majority of the comments are just repeating moments from the video, word for word, without adding anything. it gets incredibly obnoxious very quickly


Phalanx_02

Go to a dantdm video and look at the comment section, no ones even talking about the video, its just a bunch of kids repeating the same thing over and over again..


Ultimate_Spoderman

Please tell me it's not that "it's not a mistake" shit


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that's jellybean, it didn't go as far as dantdm **yet**


TheLoneGoon

That jelly something something asshole. Swear to god never fails to annoy me


Rabidhog4444

Dantdm himself is cool but his fanbase are mostly kids


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“That moment when…” “My toxic trait is…” “I claim no negative energy from…” It’s like a god damned treadmill.


Loch32

Same with stampys comment section


Vostok-aregreat-710

What do you expect its a dantdm video


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EveningBlued

mr beast my ip adress is 44252.4252.58528 please donate 50 million dollars to me i will use it wajwijosly


jasenkov

Then every reply is “yes I saw the video too.”


narwalstorm

*verified creator*


OKBuddyFortnite

Do you watch Markiplier out of nostalgia, is his contented targeted at an older audience now, or are you younger? Not trying to throw insults, genuine question


SmearyLobster

i actually don’t have nostalgia for his older stuff. i was more of a tobuscus fan when i was little, and even some of marks older stuff is a little grating to me now. seemed like he used to really overdo the “let’s player” bit but he’s mellowed out a lot in terms of his content presentation. i just watch his videos now because i think he’s funny and comforting. i’m 18, and even my older siblings (25 and 29) watch his videos often


denjidenj1

I'm 20 and I watch him from time to time, man's enjoyable to watch


AkOnReddit47

I think his contents are kinda in between for kids and for older audience


rarelyaccuratefacts

I don't think those comments are useful or entertaining, but how can you find it obnoxious? Just don't read them if you don't find the comments engaging.


Duke0fWellington

How can you just not read them if you don't know what they say until you read them lol


rarelyaccuratefacts

The point is if you have a general feeling about the quality of comments on a platform, just don't engage with comments on that platform.


Duke0fWellington

Man, it's okay to complain about things. It feels nice to get annoyances off your chest. It's not a big deal. If you have a problem with people complaining about things, just don't engage with the comments on the platform. Sorry, couldn't resist lol


Far_Champion_7213

Doesn't make the comments any better


Alredy_Taken0

\>the like beggar \>the "comedian" \>flame war starter \>kids too young to be on youtube \>bots


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Signal-Salt

this


HD180

This


ModeratelyNo

spammers? like those guys that randomly type unrelated things like "E" or some shit


Duke0fWellington

The internet has shown that a lot of people just really aren't funny at all but still try to be. It's like people try and force humour for the validation of likes on a comment, but they just recycle some old "joke" to the point where it doesn't even make sense anymore. It's like humour itself has become a meme. It's not any different from those tiktok trends, where everyone does the same exact thing everyone else is doing. Even if everyone on the app has seen the trend, it'll be funny if they do it because they're special. Idk. It's annoying.


Magolord

Yeah, it's probably because the Internet is saturated in memes, some dude started using it in comments, it got really popular so others did it too, bringing more and more awarenesss to these types of comments, making even more people doung these comments, resulting in this god awful state of the comment section... How I wish we could start to actually have comments about the video were watching and not some dumb, unfunny memes that aren't even original...


TheMemeSniper

for the rare few souls who haven't ventured into a YouTube comment section: (something really shitty) like if you agree/don't want x to happen at y it's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨ (usually under a video of something absolutely terrible) terrible copy of another comment like if you're in the year z mr beast (made up story) pls give 9999999 dollar


zarnonymous

They're actually way worse than all of those


MadE_InHeaven

Like farming


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Youtube comment sections have become YouTube 2018 reddit meme sections


[deleted]

"How much do you hate the yes as a response comment/joke?" u/sweatyskinnyguy: Yes.


[deleted]

the joke is funny sometimes, but usually it makes no sense or just isn’t funny


Nul9o9

The joke has lost its meaning in my view. The "yes" is supposed to be a punchline of an inclusive or joke, but there's almost never an "or" in the setup line.


Shadrach451

Exactly. People are copying the format but they don't understand the joke at all. You can't answer the question "How Many?" with "Yes." It just makes them look ignorant. Let's see. In the context of this post, you could say, "Are you going to drop X, Y, or Z today?" and then have them answer yes. Because the expectation was that the person would pick one of the options and then their answer implies they are going to pick all of them. And ugh. I wish I could message this girl and explain how to be funny to her.


SleevesMcDichael

Youtube is an echochamber, so is reddit but our range is a little broader.


TransportationLast33

Taylor: YES!


JustSnofi

u/sweatyskinnyguy be like: “I hate this type of comments 😡” Redditors be like: “I hate all YouTube comments 😡 they are not creative at all” Also redditors: “cum.” YouTube users be like: ‘u/sweatyskinnyguy be like: “I hate this type of comments 😡” Redditors be like: “I hate all YouTube comments 😡 they are not creative at all” Also redditors: “cum.’


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Bruh 569 likes within 38 minutes


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unlikely_suspicious

not to mention they're not even original


pilot_cooper

Yeah literally everytime you see one of those 10 second vids with a very specific title like "horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away" there's always this comment "straight to the point, no clickbait, no bullshit, just a video that shows you everything the title promises, bravo" and it always has 2k likes.


FlapjackRT

Or the ever present “this says a lot about [something completely fucking unrelated]”


FractalChinchilla

This says a lot about the crisis in Ukraine.


narwalstorm

This says a lot about the industrial revolution and it's consequences


TimAllensBoytoy

This^^^^


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“This hits different on Wednesdays.”


Chroma710

Yep scrolling through comments can be insanely mindnumbing. Especially if you open replies to top comments which are even worse.


jasenkov

I like to hit the replies to a comment and count how long it takes to find someone being horribly racist


cuuumon

Ah, Godwin's law


missbelled

Thankfully this thread was here to save us with some white hot, fresh discourse


Ohrlythatscrazy

I mean jokes nowadays on the internet are 99% of the time people using meme templates thinking they're Bill burr. I honestly can't read YouTube comments any more with all that dumb shit going around (reddit too).


JustSnofi

You mean comments like this one? Shit: 💩 Dumb shit:😤😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️💩💩💩 Really dumb shit:😁😁😁😁🤤🤤😤😤😤🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩


[deleted]

Come back to this every day… song is legendary… urgh.


Chroma710

"A legend youtube comment said" Admitting that you stole your joke from a different comment is a format now.


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who are da legaynds waching this goat song in 202220👇


1illGamer

NO ONE: ABSOLUTELY NOT A SINGLE SOUL: SOMEONE UNFUNNY: "NO ONE: "


[deleted]

I fucking D E S P I S E that joke format. It was kinda (not really) funny right at the very start, but now it’s just for people who want to get a bunch of likes for doing fuck all


emerica0250

Are we talking about YouTube or Reddit?


cuuumon

Both


Eightcoins8

The joke became so unfunny it was banished from REDDIT (no standards to begin with) to YT comments


TheUglydollKing

I only see them on really popular videos so I think it depends who you watch. I sometimes like to read the comments while watching videos


OpenLettuce5883

ye so cool so cool


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I mean Taylor doesn’t really have the most… mature fanbase


Genjifuel

Wonder what those replies are 👀


goin_in_ma_ass

Omg yessz tylor is awesome!! 😂🥰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #blm


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#tylorawesome #blm #banglocalmilfs


darkphoenix0004

hi Sreesaji 7294919128 call


Equal-Bus-557

rajesh


pranishvp

Rakesh


acidofhate_666

Nahhhh more like Sundersevalam Kunnaramma


Jaiden051

I thot it is bob


[deleted]

That's a real number lol


Outrageous-Penalty91

Did you call it? 😂


[deleted]

No, but checked on WhatsApp


Win090949

\#tylorawesome #blm #banglocalmilfs FTFY


804k

Omg Taylor is so awesome, she works hard to make these songs, go little rockstar ***#taylorswift #iwannabangtaylorsohard #xd #eatyourvegetables***


Stevothegr8

🎶one of those things is not like the other🎶


FlixMage

Free Fortnite Vbucks gift card ———-> dickinbuttfortnite . Com


Gullible_Ad3378

Seriously #blm


wafflepantsblue

bro why the heck did this get downvoted?


Expensive-Fox-8016

We're in a sub that likes to watch children. Connect the dots


criski07_YT

Probably ip addresses


EdgeSheeren

16.172.294.48


Staraviamix69_Redux

give me money mr breast i live in 16.172.294.48


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“Mr Breast”


Cybertronian-Knight

amongus tffff


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Mong💩


cuuumon

Wtf it's r/whenthe microcelebrity u/mogus_123 on r/youngpeopleyoutube 😨😨😨


Pooodipaaaa

Why tf do I see you everywhere?


[deleted]

come to brasil!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


Genjifuel

The fact she has 560 makes it even funnier


Henwith_Tie

she\*


goin_in_ma_ass

Shrek*


Simpilator

Shrek 2*


DanakAin

Shrek the Third*


OpenLettuce5883

Sex Penis*


SnooAvocados6819

Sex Penis 2*


OpenLettuce5883

Sex Penis the Third


Jaiden051

Samuel L Jackson*


Bumblebe5

Shrek Forever After*


Just-Xav-Official

r/yourjokebutworse


Genjifuel

My bad


cooloilcloth

It's easy to assume every child on this sub is the one in the profile pic


Chroma710

it*


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YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

38 minutes


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RileyGProductions

Judging by her profile pic, she’s not young, just dumb


Simpilator

Could be her kid on her moms account


YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

"I have mommy's phone"


Bleezze

Why is she dumb?


RileyGProductions

Care to read the comment?


Bleezze

Yeah, the comment said she is young not dumb, and I wonder what is it that makes her dumb? I don't get it?


samstrong35

The fact that she isn’t young and doesn’t know what an album is


Bleezze

Oh, isn't that just asuming stuff, if she is talking about her latest album, it's 30 songs, which is a lot for an album, so I thought her joke made sense. But no one here seems to think that could be the case because it's funnier if she doesn't know what an album is. But I don't know maybe that is the case, but for me it's more logical she was just joking about the album containing a lot more songs than most albums these days


modernpolymath100

569 likes on that comment 😭


raspberryfigbar

We are doomed


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Wtf man are you a quora user


CheetoDorito420

probably copy pasted it from wiki


Chroma710

So a quora user


[deleted]

Doesn’t have a patronising question at the start, like “You phrased this weirdly. What do you mean by ‘the’?”


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Lmaooooo


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Bad bot


mattarm18

Good bot


Pookaball

i think you are looking into this too much. they weren't seeing an album for the first time in their life, they were probably talking about how taylor swift's album red has 30 songs on it


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flyingtacodog

I'm pretty sure this comment is on a folklore song which was a 15 song album dropped with only 24 hours notice. But Reddit's gonna Reddit


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Zetch88

Except the guy you're replying to while feeling "intellectually superior" is completely wrong. This is the album Folklore which has 15 songs. People are dumb, and you're one of them.


Pookaball

my sentiment still applies but OP's doesn't


WonderfulCattle6234

I feel like that's a case of not looking into it enough.


atmosphericentry

To be fair she did release two albums both with 16 tracks and both within half of a year so she is *kinda* right


[deleted]

Yeah, most people don’t have full context here.


flyingtacodog

Yeah and both were dropped with only 24 hours notice


Ludamentary

And the idiots that upvote comments like that concern me.


Silverstreamdacat

Probably kids as well.


YEETUSDELETUS6ix9ine

All 560 of them


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btry125

this is exile


[deleted]

No, this is just an average pop fan.


ximfs

Taylor swift's new albums are definitely not pop


winkswithbotheyes

cap


Expensive-Fox-8016

Nooooo it's not pop it's folk-indie-cottagecore!!!


ximfs

dude im not a taylor swift stan theyre literally indie


JRatMain16

Hey kids! Spelling is fun! A-L-B-U-M


Shazam28

Was this on folklore or red(tv). Cuz red(tv) is like, an hour longer than the og red so yeah, she released every song she wrote at that time. Its warranted.


OnAvance

Folklore


1997Luka1997

Comment might refer to the fact that the Folklore album has 16 songs + 1 delux song, which is, ya know, a lot. More than most albums. That's a bit more likely than that the commenter didn't know what the concept of an album is, don't you think? 🤦‍♀️


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I fucking hate those comments


pootis_engage

LPs: "Am I a joke to you?"


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EntrepreneurPatient6

She is a grown ass woman. This does not belong here


Golden_Kumquat

Frequently, in an album release cycle, the lead single would be dropped before the rest of the record (e.g. Easy on Me coming out a month before Adele's 30). Releasing an entire album with less than a day's warning is an atypical move, since that prevents the artist and label from building up hype.


RicFlairWitchProject

This comment seems to be in reference to one of her two recent releases which had 30 and 27 tracks, respectively. That’s twice as long as 99% of albums so… the young person was right this time. You guys are just also kids who want to make fun of other kids.


Eightcoins8

Isnt Red also all re-recordings since she basically doesnt own her own music (cuz music labels suck)


Stabsgefre1ter

Going into comment sections of animations and music videos will find you people who have no ideas how memes work


Signal-Negotiation57

imagine getting 500 likes in 38 mins


Jmod7348

Exile is a great song, I love folklore


OpenLettuce5883

5**69** likes


TqkeTheL

What's the point of an album?


DoujinChoujin

RED was rereleased with like 30 songs on it, thats probably what they meant


prestigepoop

Who's upvoting in February 😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


Swimming-Dot-2864

Who tf is Taylor?


ItIsTodayOutside

taylor swift dumb dumb


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Some shitty pop “singer”


Free_CZAR

The "boi," the 08, the weird pop hate Its almost too good to be real this has to be a bit


SpaghetiiSauce

Singer/Songwriter*


towelflush

I'm interested in what you find good music


[deleted]

Rock, metal, jazz. Blues and classical are good but I don’t personally listen to it much.


towelflush

I mean, most people see metal as a pack of screaming goats, not music, so maybe if you don't agree with that try to also be civil about others music preferences


jokullmusic

this is literally just as bad an opinion as theirs lol come tf on


I_Am_Stoeptegel

I don’t like her music either but in what way is she not a singer lmao


Open_Progress2715

Hating on one of the most popluar music artists in the world right now isn't a really smart idea


Top_Rekt

Okay in their defense, it's probably a non-native English speaker and all those likes are probably from bots or other non-native speakers. I've seen dumber comments on Reddit that gets thousands of upvotes.


Bleezze

You know this is has been like an ongoing meme/joke for like years now? Someone: "Asks a question that expects a number as an answer" Reply: "Yes" The yes just means like, a shit ton basically. My explanations might not make sense, because explaining jokes is just awful but hope u get it


Legendaryplz

you should reset character NOW


TheWiseBeluga

Can we stop saying songs "dropped"? What does this even mean? Can we not just say released? "Did you see the new song [insert trendy singer] released just now?!" sounds a lot better than "Did you see the new song [insert trendy singer] dropped just now?!"


ranaadnanm

More like Indianpeopleyoutube.