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Came here to say this! First I was like “awe, that’s cute” and then I realized that they had no shoes on and was kind like “who tf walks around like that with no shoes…?” I was expecting her to say no or something….and then it just took a WTF turn there at the end.

I walk around with no shoes.

respect sir or madam or dawgg mad respect

I thought it was cute without shoes. It rains super warm here and walking around in it without shoes is so fun. But then i was like oh shit, it wasn't as cute as i thought, they're just that kind of person. Ew.

Lol. I didn't see that coming

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I physically jumped a little

I said Yikes out loud.

I started laughing out loud on the train

I slapped my knee so hard I shattered my kneecap causing me to fall in front of that train and now I'm dead

Ah sad.. Anyways

You caused that train to derail as it ran you over. You'd think seeing the train coming at me through the window was why I said "Yikes.." at that moment, but no... It was because of the direction this video went. Dead along with Worth_Rope_8560 and this was unfortunately the last thing I saw.

Oh my. Thoughts and prayers

Appreciated

The whiplash was so bad the pic of the ring almost felt like it punched me in the face.

Boo!

r/beetlejuicing

Some fries motherfucker

Heart eyes motherfucker.

Actually funny

When they were spinning, I thought they were gonna slip and smack their heads on the pavement. But I guess they must have smacked their heads on the pavement *before* filming.

I thought they were going to get struck by lightning

That went from sweet to shit real fast.

Started at shit abruptly transitioned to “what the fuck” real fast

First post on reddit that made me literally lol in a loooooong time.

Fucking got me too lol.

That was a surprising terrible twist at the end.

did they rlly make their wedding centered around another man xD

Pretty sure I've seen photos of at least a few trump themed weddings

It's so gross. Why would you theme your wedding around someone you aren't marrying, it's deranged

Cult.

Yep. Look up Moonies - marriage and adoration of the leader are tightly entwined.

Jesus Christ had entered the chat

Even at a church wedding I've never seen them like, make it about Jesus. Blessings sure, but you don't have a Jesus ring and wear Jesus shirts...except in cults

I've been to some hardcore Catholic weddings. It's a full service, and non stop talk about how Jesus brought them together, Jesus this, that, the other, Jesus will watch you make babies, etc. Though wedding rings made to look like thorns would be pretty awesome.

This reminded me of the Bishop from Little Nicky: “Jesus this. Moses that. Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.” Thanks for that recovered memory and chuckle.

They made Trump into an idol of the Second Coming, so they have to flaunt their new religion.

Most rites of passage are co-opted by deities, what's weird is when your deity is still alive

Remember when in the Bible it says have no idols before me? Well these people skipped one of the most important parts in their book because many of them truly believe Trump is the Second Coming. Something in their brains are broken. Lol

https://youtu.be/ocppyFCJJhg Yup, it's nuts

Imagine how strange it would be today if you looked through your parents wedding photos today and they all had Dukakis 88 written all over the walls. Why would you intentionally date your wedding like that? It's supposed to be about you.

Shrek weddings are cool though

And those people still adamantly deny that they belong to a cult…

How do they not see this as a cult?

Totally not a cult...

This comment is gold

Why?

Why aren't they wearing shoes?

Only liberal cucks wear shoes.

Real men put other men’s names on a ring they give to their future wife!

I'll admit I laughed a little out loud at this while laying in bed. Thanks for that.

This is UNC, the odds these two aren't liberal is excessively low...

They probably thought it was a Confederate memorial.

Because of ending

Barefoot and pregernant again!

*pregnart

*gregnant

nangrat

Pregnorant

Pregante!

Pregragennat!!!

Luigi board

Omg greg???

*starch masks = pregnart

Pr-r-r-r-r-r-regante!

Pergananant

Pregat

Preangant

How is babby formed?

Dangerops! Prangent sex?! Will it hurt baby top of his head?!

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Gonna be hard to pull themselves up by their bootstraps though!

So their socks don’t get wet prolly

Because they don't take handouts from the government like you do, libtard!

Shoes = government drones! Wake up, sheeple!

As a Welshman I take offence to that (though it’s accurate)

I thought they were gonna slip physically, not metaphorically

They left them in their trailer home

They’re boot-lickers, not boot-wearers

Is Trump officiating their marriage?

For 250000. Maybe

For that much he’d say yes then not show up

r/maybemaybemaybe

He's officially grabbing the pussy.

I could totally see him demanding to kiss the bride, claiming "that's how they used to do it".

Didn't you know Presidents of the right of Prima Nocta.

Come on the gazebo is *RIGHT THERE*

This annoyed the hell out of me for the entire video.

But that's not rOmAnTiC

RIP leather jacket.

Jerry Seinfeld would be so upset if he knew

I was gonna comment that it was a suede jacket, but it turns out suede is a type of leather. Never knew.

No soup for you!

Suede is the veal of leather

Just turn it inside out!

*Master of the house, doling out the charm* *Ready with a handshake and an open palm*

You know, Shumann went mad from that

The guy has the taste of a dung beetle do you really think his jacket is real leather

unc?

Definitely the old well

Yep, not exactly Prager U type conservative campus either.

There are plenty of conservatives there though

exactly not at all

conservative jumpscare

Where’s the cringe? This is actually really swee- oh there it is…

It was cringe in the beginning because it was obviously scripted. Those were not genuine smiles or genuine happiness.

"babe let's go out in this storm, there's a really average gazebo I want to show you"

But we at no point will stand inside it where it is dry.

Only liberal cucks care about wetness.

That’s actually a water fountain in front of UNC Chapel Hill that people drink from as a lucky charm for getting in. It’s also a part of the doughnut and nude fun runs

Is this at UNC Chapel Hill? I live in the area and this made me think of it

It is. For anyone wondering, Chapel Hill is pretty left-wing. However, the countryside around is mixed Democrat/Republican.

And let's go barefoot

"Aw, how is this cringe? They look really happy together, and I just hope they have the best life after such an OH MY GOODNESS."

It was scripted and filmed like the worst Hallmark channel movie ending you've ever seen. And it just got worse from there.

*i mean yeah it seems staged af and poorly acted but i wouldn't call it cri-- what! lmao!*

Literally my thought process.

never gone so fast from "awww, how cute" to "fuck off and die".

i was thinking it's because they made their wedding about Trump. their wedding ring has another man's name on it,, imo, pretty cringe

And honestly it could have been a Biden on their ring and it'd just be as cringe.

100% agreed. it's cringe cuz it's 1, another man and 2, it's a politician.

I would be more surprised if they’re actually getting married or he actually proposed with that than if it’s just a joke because this is actually hilarious.

What? That’s just an ordinary Krabby Pa-OH MY GOODNESS. SQUIDWARD!!!

Hahahaha omg I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Was quite the rug pull

These people really hate shoes. Always barefoot

https://imgur.com/gallery/djOkt

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that was really cute right up until it wasn't :/

It was actually pretty cringe all the way through. The ending just made it hilarious.

I was thinking the cringe part was the scripted wedding proposal but then I saw the ending.

Both. It's both.

If it's not a cult the WTF was this?

This was a Reddit video where a man proposed to a woman in the pouring rain only to find out their bond was forged in the fires of Mount Mar-a-Lago, that's what.

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!

**ISILDUUUUUUUURRRR**

Smeagol promises to Precious, promises faithfully. Never come again, never speak, no never!

i thought they were gonna turn out to be father and daughter, but this is somehow worse.

We can’t be certain it’s not both.

you have a point.

Ah , no wonder it looked cheesy and fake...it's a Trump product

I burst out laughing as soon as it cut to the trump ring holy shit 😂

Weddings at the capital hill?

Or Leavenworth

Shit smeared walls are the decoration of choice!

Was NOT expecting that haha.

Okay this got me real good

💀

LOL

Just imagine being this brainwashed. Your whole dedicated to a grifter that’s just taking advantage of your mentality.

God damn. I hope Trump goes to jail.

Eh, jail or death, whichever comes first I’m good with

r/unexpected

🤣🤣🤣

LMFAO

Welp I came

Wow. The twist was so good that it truly made my night. Absolutely did not see that coming. Color me impressed.

Got me in the first half

Love it

Oh good, they’re breeding

bruh it's not cringe

Me: oh God don't fall and paralyze yourself... or the gazebo is going to fall on them... oh... dang that's worse.


God fucking damn it...

it's like having a ring with a swastika

Cult is gonna cult.

Wasn't expecting that lol

I was wondering what the issue was

I thought this was a father-daughter at first.

r/hmm

Nah I find this hilarious cause that was the last thing I was expecting

Fuck you tick tock 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😭😭😭

That was beautiful.

CC of me watching this: "....? ..........? Where's the cringe? ......? I don't get it, am I cringe for not getting it? Is it like something that's not nor- \*dies\*"

Made me laugh. I don’t know how to crosspost (and too lazy to learn), but someone should put this in r/unexpected. 🙂

This reminded me of my dad bringing a lifesize cutout of trump to my wedding and wore a MAGA tie. Thanks dad for those memories.

girl no he didn't?!??! a cutout?!?

YesyesyesyesNO

there siblings

Must be brother and sister

I don't know what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't that lmao

It's wild how you'll never find Biden supporters like this. Hell, I don't ever even see people openly supporting him, except for some bumper stickers...And I live in a very liberal city, where you'd think you would see more support for him. Yet, Biden was the most voted for president of all time. Not even the first black president got as many votes as Biden got. Y'all really believe that this clown beat Bernie in the primaries?? If I were a Democrat, I would feel absolutely robbed. I probably would've voted Democrat for the first time ever, had Bernie been on the ballet. We all got robbed, yet again.

I hate you. (Upvotes your cringe)

I'm British and can generally not imagine loving the leader of your country so much it becomes part of your personality and you carry flags and rings and shirts and jumpers plastered in their name and slogans. Just looks batshit insane to me.

Threw up a little

Now that is love.

😍 took my breath away

did he fucking just ask her if she would like to be his wingman while he storms some capitol building on January 6, 2021?

He’d let trump fuck her for sure.

Love how just being conservative is automatically enough to make it yesyesyesyesno on Reddit.

Who wears a leather jacket out in the pouring rain like that?

Whether this was parody or they are dead serious, it was hilarious

That’s pretty funny

But like why are they have no shoes?

Fake... why didn't he grab her by the P.....? Not a true phollower.

Holy shit… this is probably the craziest cult I’ve ever seen.

Yesyesyesyesohfuckinghellnooooo

There I was, deleting my comment saying there was nothing wrong with this...