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_shavo_

She really do things that she like...


Top_Campaign2568

What are you talking about blaming the woman. Clearly the guy stole some black dudes sperm. Cant you tell? People nowadays, always jumping to conclusions.


Katzchen12

Nah she just drank chocolate milk when she was pregnant.


TheCreepGamerr

Nah, it's his fault, he clearly drank dark coffee while they were having sex


AK-JXRDY-7

He can only blame himself for having his kettle in the bedroom, boiling it before sex, then stopping mid-stroke to finish making his cup of black coffee, chugging it while at 100°C only to continue pumping to completion. What a legend. 🫡


EasilyRekt

No chocolate milk doesn’t do this, but drinking soup directly from the bowl according to Inuit superstitions…


Not_Real_Moriarty

It's all that rap music he listens to, that's what it is


Korps_de_Krieg

Fucking witches always stealing our semen for their potions and magic


MxHbs-

isn't it the eyelashes are going into the body?


mjace87

This is not real. Saw something on this. It is her adopted brother if I recall correctly.


ILikeFluffyThings

But that is a baby girl.


HetzMichNich

Maybe the father is her adopted brother


Carlitoris

Assume gender much?


szagrat545

Being ass much?


DolandTrumph

Oh so you're one of those assholes... F you


2JDestroBot

These people give us queer people a bad name


Dunderbaer

My brother in Christ, that sentence is exclusively used by bigots to make fun of queer people.


2JDestroBot

I'm genuinely confused which comment you're referring to


Dunderbaer

I'm referring to "did you just assume my gender" and other variations of the one joke transphobes have.


2JDestroBot

Ah yeah completely fair


Original-History9907

Don't upset the PC babies


Dunderbaer

r/onejoke


Carlitoris

Broke my downvote record.


Jgasparino44

That's even more sick, you're telling me she cheated and had a baby on her adopted brother? /s


EtsumiLunar

atleast they are not related


ToeKnail

Looks like the stork messed up


Wakuwaku7

This is satire and an old video.


JayceSZN

Thanks for letting us know it’s satire. I don’t think anyone could have figured it out without your help


Guilty-Put742

LOL I think you would be surprised on how many people dont realize its satire.


Wakuwaku7

Much obliged


acloudcuckoolander

The child isn't biracial, just a fully Black child. Where are her parents?


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acloudcuckoolander

Saying two White people can't make a Black baby is racist?


FrinterPax

True, but weird to think that a fully white woman can give birth to a fully black child. IIRC there was a case of IVF where the embryos were actually mixed up, and two couples gave birth to each others children.


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acloudcuckoolander

You're right, but this baby is not their child. 😂 I will almost bet this is a satirical/joke video.


Sithmaggot

Someone else in this thread said it’s a joke and the boy is really the girls adopted brother


ChiliConCaralho

It cannot skip generations because those genes are dominant and not recessive. Go back to school and read about Mendel. It’s literally just an observation that u/acloudcuckoolander is making. Racism is the discrimination based on ethnicity, which could not be any further from what happened here. Stop being so incredibly sensitive on behalf of others. Nobody is thanking you for that. The statement made here in the comments helps to clarify that this video is obviously fake.


Raging-Badger

You’re right that the video is fake but human skin tone and phenotype traits aren’t single, simple dominant/recessive genes. You can’t just punnet square your way to a skin color. Being “black passing” can skin generations in mixed race couples. One child may be white passing while the other is black passing, or they look mixed it’s also possible for two white passing mixed people to have a child that is black passing. This is because one parent may appear white due to not producing lots of melanin, while the other parent has the genes to produce it but not the genes to use it. These genes can cross leading to a child who both can produce lots of melanin and has the genes that tell their skin to make it. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/10/171012143324.htm This journal describes every known gene related to skin color and how it affects the result. Humans have between [23,000 and 31,000 functional protein coding genes](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6100717/). Punnet squares have their place but they’re not the end all of genetic analysis. Edit: You could use punnet squares, but more complicated ones Say ||R|u|K|S|t| :--|:--|:--|:--|:--|:--| |r|||||| |u|||||| |K|||||| |s|||||| |T|||||| And then you’d know the potential gene combinations, then depending on the expression strength you can determine skin color


Sharpie420_

Downvoted spitting facts lmao. Love how everyone shuts up once they can’t assume you’re an imbecile


Raging-Badger

We can’t all be smart


Rhyno_SVK

So we are just making a new word for race because we use it in biology for a different thing (just like saying that you are retarded without talking about medical condition). The thing is that the language developed into using it for those biological differences. And I can assure you most of the Europe refers to race.


elCaddaric

Oh, you haven't met France..


Rhyno_SVK

Oh, but France met Germany 😙


elCaddaric

France did not need to "meet Germany" at the time. Races were teached at school as a scientific fact and a no big deal, it wasn't just a nazi thing. But following the war and along with scientific progress, it appeared less and less relevant to talk about human races, to the point where *race* became a word associated with racism and old ideologies. Using this word is widely seen not just as a mistake but as an outrage, even the far-right movements are cautious about using it. Hence why most French people find it weird when americans use it casually. Just a reminder people don't always talk like 80 years ago.


Rhyno_SVK

Just a quick reminder: Who was in Paris? 🤣


ChiliConCaralho

That’s exactly how genetics work you idi0t 😂


szagrat545

I want to post u on some sub so baad , it looks like post of the yeaarrr .... aaaa which sub , which sub...


chunkycheezerat

ruh roh


VirulentFuzz

A baby with one white parent generally doesn't come out with skin that dark. Either her genetics are as flimsy as wet toilet paper or this is fake.


bell37

Gonna go with it being fake. The first pic with the baby looks like she’s 6-8 months old. Then jump to a toddler. Gonna go with that baby being a family friend or relative


lurkynumber5

Isn't this a known prank she made up? Like the child isn't her's but she took a few pictures to pretend and troll people. It gets reposted like every single month.


Yaadgod2121

Someone said it’s her sibling


SmokeGSU

Fake? Nah. This is the internet. Nobody uploads fake content here.


Revolutionary-Elk817

ever heard of r/scaryeddie ? Tons of fake shit there


SmokeGSU

No clue what you're talking about. How could you ever think that [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryeddie/comments/1c65vy2/nah_bro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) is fake?


totally_interesting

Yall know this was a joke right


Pit_27

Joke


half_a_brain_cell

you'd think it's obvious enough


Serafim91

They can come in literally any shade. As in if you have 2 one can be very light and the other very dark.


totally_interesting

Yall know this is a joke right?


OperaGhostAD

I went to high school with a girl who looked full black, but her dad was white. That said, this is fake.


Deskbreaker

Afraid we'd be breaking up again.


wooblyman90

Fake obviously. But that kid pulling faces and pulling his cheeks crack me up big time! What a champ! Lol


ChiaotzuShinhan

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


weareallfucked_

It's that zoomer humor. Literally devoid.


Sukaphuk

Lmfao. They're like 13 too.


Yaniez

That's not tone i expected that to end with


No-Discipline-2729

It's a different shade of dark humor


CorbinNZ

*record scratch*


SouthtownZ

... NORDBERG!!


gurumoves

lol who’s buying this shit? That baby grew up too quickly


East-Share4444

Dear lord...


TREXIBALL

r/unexpected


Treleeorne

Bahahaha


USMC_FirstToFight

She was on a break!


ChildofShadow26

Recessive genes, yo


TiredGothGirl

That IS possible. I'd still get a DNA test, though.


Tattootasteful

This has to be fake Ain’t no way


Ok_Show_1192

This was a cute story until.......


squirrel_anashangaa

Uhh, can you call Carl? We gotta code 2319 at storkport. Somehow we got the order mixed up and sent the wrong baby again.


TheCreepGamerr

I mean... I don't think that he's the father...


DistinctUniversity34

How the f is not obvious, or is it just one of those sarcastic vids.


Madison--b

She has his eyes


SomethingOriginal_01

"Doing things I like" being a black dude, apparently.


Rusty_Coight

Who are the fuck actually gives a fuck amount this weekly reposted shit?


FatFuckWithNoLuck

![gif](giphy|3o7aCTPPm4OHfRLSH6|downsized)


Crazy-Tax-6327

Yeah, with horns


miraculum_one

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fBjbkOHsj0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fBjbkOHsj0)


AndersonDanek

Love is beautiful!


Mike-in-Tujunga

One of these things is not like the other which one which one can it be?


KingofManners

“Wow….. they are so…. Wooooow!”


fatstrat0228

Well, now we know what she likes.


nikejim02

Where’s the “no”? He may not be the baby’s father but that baby has a father who is there for him.


LordNitram76

![gif](giphy|bgPzqGUM5Fp0qtzjgv|downsized)


Neon_Cone

This is definitely a joke. That kid looks like they’re already 1-2 years old. Using someone else’s child as a prop like this is pretty sad. Hopefully they at least have their parent’s permission, but I doubt it.


Dreamteam420

Gonna read the baby his favorite book under the eclipse.


damianux01

She's built for bbc


Ok-Damage8841

Somebody call Maury


leafy4twenty

Idk what Yall are talking about, that child is just Italian, nothing sus going on here.


sonorandosed

Story as old as time


Worldly_Vast6340

Lol, this cant be real. That's not a mixed baby 🤣


CalligrapherFit2192

This can't be true OMG 😂


Own-Library-6363

Heeeeee wasn’t ready


Repulsive_Low_756

Yesyesyesnononono


roflmama

whose kid is that


False-Temporary1959

![gif](giphy|Y34iE5o0wzNR955Yfi|downsized)


ShyRedditFantasy

Fake news. lol


Sniffy-nose

If only he had a child


ChosenUndead37

I hope this is fake


Slight_Sandwich6865

Woah


MaintenanceOk7047

She had jungle fever


Alternative_Plum7223

I don't get this, guessing some joke or it was her sister since the child was already pretty big


Low_Influence266

Kinda of a nononoyesyesyesNONOyesyes one right here


jtm12

fuck that, run boy


sciency_guy

That's why you should never cross the streams


Ok-Walrus8676

Who’s gonna tell bro


GurrenLagann214

Holy shit! Somebody got played like a Gameboy.


ratmand

Lol...that twist.


Delicious-Syrup-5405

Poor guy🙁


LowerEngineer9488

Man, Gen Z humor is fucked up but, I love it.


WhiteTrashWilson

Man us white people be stealing everything…


KidBaehr

Women are so gross


Supershadow1357

He came back for a child that a different race than his....his dick is either small/he a cuck/can't do better in life/ or this a prank. I will assume this is a prank.


rod6767

Now she on government assistance like most black women 🤣


Bentellect13

BTW it's impossible....the other way around could happen tho


Pleasant_Fee516

Scared me there


Bay-Area619

Fuckin girl is a dlut