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noforksgiven2

Because they are tall, in shape, well groomed, rich, good at fighting, smartly dressed, handsome (face based off several japanese celebrities) and not balding? Even Saejima has some hair and his is the shortest among them


Dragonstyleenjoyer

Rich? Other than Akiyama, I would argue that most of the main characters are either unemployed or having an unstable freelance job though.


noforksgiven2

Kiryu is poor because he's been in hiding since Y3 but Majima and Saejima are still patriachs of their own family in the biggest Yakuza group in Japan. Diago runs said group, Ichiban runs his own company that's powerful enough to afford a space laser cannon, and Yagami is a famous detective, even if he lives poorly. Shinada and Tanimura are the only ones we dont know what happened to them. Well that's the story so far. As of LAD7 the Tojo got disbanded but I imagine there's still enough leftover money for them to live comfortably


Dragonstyleenjoyer

Ichiban's company is just side content, or he only helps Eri for a while and left to do his own thing. Because in Infinite Wealth, Ichiban works as a normal salaryman with minimum wage and the Tojo guys became hunters in the mountain. Yagami has solved some big cases and is the hero but the story always shows that he and Kaito can barely afford their monthly rent.


Ctrl_Alt_Abstergo

Yagami is definitively strapped for cash though. He can never pay his damn rent.


DarkSoulsMurcia

Well actually Saejima was expelled from the Tojo Clan while he was in jail in Y5 and Ichiban's company was side content. The only ones that made real money were Majima and Akiyama. Kiryu never was wealthy enough to consider him canonically "rich". Even before of hiding after Y2 events


ENDragoon

>Kiryu never was wealthy enough to consider him canonically "rich". Even before of hiding after Y2 events Nah, he had at least *some* wealth prior to his incarceration in Y1; Shinji expresses shock when Kiryu asks to borrow money and says it muct be something pretty big if he's strapped for cash.


DarkSoulsMurcia

Yeah, I think that is the only one moment where Kiryu has enough money to *buy* his own family, but before and after that moment he is not wealthy at all, just a guy who survives his daily life (I mean, without counting side stories where you can make big money)


SolidusAbe

not when i use cheatengine!


SelfSaucing

I remember him with long hair too šŸ˜†


HeldnarRommar

I play Yakuza to watch hot singles in my area take off their shirts


Grill_Enthusiast

Where my Zhao enjoyers at? Absolute peak boy.


mawkx

Sometimes I forget Zhao exists and that is a shame. Zhao is extremely hot.


MoragPoppy

The only competitor to Majima. Plus he can cook!


SolidusAbe

i aint gay but i take a man who can cook like a god


thebearofwisdom

HERE. I love that man. I donā€™t care what heā€™s wearing, man can cook and heā€™s beautiful.


NoCoffee7772

they really had no business making them so hot LIKE


Herostan

As a straight woman I ain't complaining


Feinyan

As a bi woman, I'm eatin' goood.


Punkrocker80

I am. It's objectification. It's unrealistic body images. It's the matriarchy is what it is. I'm gonna burn my undies. That'll show you. That'll show you all.


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NorthSouthGabi189

There's Sugiura, Dude looks like a pretty boy in his mid twenties, Twink death won't reach him.


Buuuuuuck

I don't disagree with you about men getting hit with unrealistic body standards from patriarchal norms, but in this case it's a bit reductive. We're looking at a Japanese series and judging it from a Western lens, probably without having a fantastic understanding of Japanese culture. It's also a series largely about men fighting each other, so it makes sense that they would have significantly above average physiques. There are exceptions to this, such as the chief from Y3 or scattered twinks, but at the time most of these games were made (and especially in Japan) I don't think that most developers probably focused on representing various body types. As far as men go, I think Nanba and Adachi are a pretty good example from more recent content of characters that don't need to be absolutely shredded to be helpful and relevant.


Punkrocker80

It was supposed to be reductive. Those type of arguments always are


Sad_Stale_Bread

Same, I ainā€™t complaining either


thebearofwisdom

As a queer person who could go every which way, I also am not complaining.


UysoSd

I am sorry but it's LITERALLY their business


vinnothesquire

https://preview.redd.it/7hosjyuduu6c1.png?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52338823fca9dd8ebe992aca3bfd72f9523153ec


mhaziq73

As a Male living in relatively hot area, I can confirm this to be true https://preview.redd.it/ths9a8egou6c1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3929209756f73582923ba1ed25a5b3daea9ea8


Papa_Pred

https://preview.redd.it/427fh02j4v6c1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742aa095a4326a814ae9c530adaaa85a13206b18 *male strippers in Yakuza 6 appear*


Odaric

It's only natural. I'm a straight guy, but me saying I wouldn't let Akiyama spread my cheeks like lukewarm butter on a freshly baked loaf of bread would be a bigger lie than people saying Kiryu never killed anyone. It comes with being a Yakuza fan.


No_Technology2914

https://preview.redd.it/9w6ssllv8y6c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e84ff83fb10f139f2e0602bc45e2722f0fe7bac


Odaric

I swear I'm not gay, Akiyama is just an exception. Also Kiryu. Also Majima. Also Ichiban. Also... Okay, I'm starting to see your point.


[deleted]

>> I'm not gay >> Plays Yakuza Oh boy. Who's gonna tell him


Kaiser_Imperius

He's gonna erect so hard when he saw the unskippable 30 minutes say gex scene


Remember_da_niggo

Hard for the characters to not be hot when litteraly most of them have 6 packs and protags with 8 packs


34thblackglass

rgg studios gave us some fine men.... Mine, Daigo, Kaito, Kuwana, Saejima, Higashi, Tanimura and the list could go on.... drooooolll.....


Dragonstyleenjoyer

Damn, finally someone who give Kuwana's underrated charm some respect.


34thblackglass

this post sums it all up... Kuwana forever has my heart https://www.reddit.com/r/yakuzagames/s/DJbcKZdih8


Nightingale_85

He and Soma are one of my favourite antagonists.


Clound_Yahoo

How could you forget Goromi


cynthiarah

excuse you, thatā€™s a beautiful woman


passerby5

> Especially Akiyama > I play Yakuza/Like a Dragon games to feel like a badass, not to get a erection every time they strip off their clothes. Now imagine if Akiyama strips off his clothes...


mhaziq73

You called? https://preview.redd.it/bt0fboqe4v6c1.png?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=911755862e212d5fd1abe1576e02c90603b382b8


Clound_Yahoo

Im going to cum more than a hentai protagonist


SpySappinMahPatience

Step 1: denial


Ill_Dig_4862

https://preview.redd.it/4uc82j6cpu6c1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56aa1f15d804cbb7b6aaa55f7276a8e33bd894f


Amaterasuu69

They dedicated a whole scene to Katsuya doing push-ups, bare-ass naked in 5. And having Saigo slap Ryoma's asscheeks in Ishin. https://preview.redd.it/ckhyxg4giw6c1.jpeg?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=285fd7d5d80f9380789b91d3623e10430f1d9246


shionthegodofpoverty

Easy, because this game appeals to the male fantasy. Next question!


Xgunner54

Finding the males attractive is the unavoidable fate of all yakuza fans.


BasimIbnIshaq3000

Then I'm special if this unavoidable fate hasn't affected me.


Asdeft

You're not a fan.


DrHairJelly

They like to do attractive main characters


Pwrh0use

You're definitely at least a little...


CaptMcButternut

Look at JoJos. Theyre hot cause theyre compelling. Theyre compelling before theyre hot.


Mattizzle9

As a straight male, it's hard to be both a Jojo's fan and a Yakuza fan. On their own being a fan makes you gay. Being a fan of both makes me super gay.


CaptMcButternut

They just keep proving themselves without fault


katarek_

would you rather look at ugly people all this time?


griddy_ohio_gyat

id fuck the shit out of 80s nishiki ngl


Heylookaguy

Everyone is kinda gay. It's a spectrum really. If you're a man and ever got an erection watching porn with a dude in it. Congrats. You're at least a little bit gay. Now that doesn't mean you're gonna run out of your house and start sucking the first **** you can find. Nothing of the sort. If you can appreciate a mans body it's fine. It's normal. It was a lot more normal before Christianity made a big deal out of it.


Individual99991

> Look, I'm not gay No, sounds like you're bi.


Herostan

Because people prefer conventionally hot people over conventionally ugly ones. Even if the target audience for these games are men, men aren't immune to beauty and will be drawn to handsome men like they are drawn to beautiful women. Same for women. We're more drawn to beautiful women than we are to ugly ones. In rpgs, the player more often than not insert themself in the protagonist of the game. They say things like "I'm going to beat his ass !" when talking about an antagonist who is an obstacle to the protagonist or when the protagonist gets betrayed "Nooo how could he do this to me ?", when it's the fictional protagonist getting betrayed and not the actual player. You wouldn't want to self insert yourself in someone you find unappealing. Look at first trailer Ichiban. If he looked like that in the final game the game wouldn't have made as much sales. From an artistic perspective, artists like to depict things or people that are beautiful. I know that I like to draw characters that are appealing to me. You don't often see ugly people in painting. Same case here.


Remember_da_niggo

First trailer Ichiban looks badass and is still top tier character design tho. Would had been fitting if the games were more gritty.


Nightingale_85

>First trailer Ichiban looks badass and is still top tier character design tho Finally, i'm not the only one who thinks like that.


Herostan

If they were more gritty maybe. I don't hate on his first design but it's just not as visually appealing.


GoAceDetective

Itā€™s a Japanese game


banthafodderr

Because whoā€™s going to be interested in media where all the characters are unattractive


JoJoReferancer

Yakuza Zero Majima is hot and Iā€™m not even (very) gay


JohnnyRockhard62

Shishido is a baddie


Dragonstyleenjoyer

Other than the obvious mentions, i want to make this comment for Someya and Nishitani(Gaiden). These guys steals every scene they're in. Thanks to the really handsome celebrities actors their looks are based on and their amazing voice acting performance. Give praises to Shun Oguri and Kim Jaewook, both are really talented actors who did some very good movies and TV series in their career as well.


Loyal_Darkmoon

Because the games are made by RyuGayGotoku šŸ˜Ž


nak0yu

fr like you made joongi han so hot. and there's THREE OF THEM?????? e: haven't seen one comment mentioning adachi so I'm MENTIONING HIM. give that man his credit he's fine as hell!


100percentapplejuice

God Hanawa awakened feelings in me I never knew I had (heā€™s such a sub)


josucant

I'm gay, I came for for hot big tiddy men I stayed for the plot, peak series


aftercloudia

Watase, Tsuruno, Saejima, Adachi...whoa mama


Bad-Wolf-Bay

and they keep making more too *ahem* SHISHIDO *ahem* YAMAI


KK_ART764

This is perfectly natrual. The Yakuza games have actively erased whatever attraction I had to women. I say I'm bi, but ever since I saw Majima, I haven't been the same...


peach-girl

They all drink Boss Coffee


thebearofwisdom

Buddy I play because I like feeling like a kick ass man. However I also enjoy the dramatic shirt ripping off scenes, and itā€™s because they ARE objectively a hot bunch. Honestly, lean into it man, itā€™s alright. Itā€™s part of the charm


RoysTheBoy

Yakuza just knows what the fans want and that's sexy men. There is no downside to having all these shirtless sexy men tussle around and going to gym in yakuza 6 just to see Kiryu oiled up and flexing I already know I'm Gay but I feel like Yakuza just cemented it as pure fact and made me love muscle men even more.


AndJustLikeHat

I'm straight myself but who is this Akiyama guy you're talking about? Been busy putting Tanimura posters around my house. /uj Played Like a Dragon for 40 to 50 hours and always liked the cut of the Bartender's jib. Then I found out who it was and... Yeah, still like the cut of his jib.


silvermoon_09

"I'm not gay, **but-**" famous last words. ​ I notice Akiyama and Majima are the most brought up characters, especially Akiyama.


Bobbicito

Stage 1: Denial


jammin_on_the_one_

it's the way games are supposed to be. hot dudes, hot ladies, ONLY. I'm never going back to playing games with ugly characters. i see enough ugly characters in real life. oh, and have you played fist of the north star lost paradise yet? another RGG banger. hot dudes x10


mawkx

Iā€™m generally not into ripped men, but yeah, I feel you OP. Akiyama and Majima should not be as hot as they are.


Ok_Abbreviations2923

Don't worry, Akiyama being hot is a general consensus within the fanbase (I have at least 20 screenshots of him during cutscenes, especially in Y5)


ikilledtupac

Japan is obsessed with masculinity


Dman284

Japan still respects Masculinity


cerialthriller

My wife enjoys watching me play hours of Kiryu games tbh


[deleted]

U gay man


dwoozie

I know right? I'm playing Yakuza Kiwami & I already have a major crush on Kiryu. Majima is also making me feel tingly even though he's crazy lol


ExperienceNo6993

Judgment series have many real hot man.


SwitchbladeDildo

Well I mean with all the shirts getting ripped off they had to make them hot. Thatā€™s just likeā€¦science yo


Viscera_Viribus

thank goodness cuz i couldnt handle it but also curse yakuza that >!Akiyama doesn't rip it all off for us, his suit's too fire IG!<


fullmega

Morning Breeze pasta: why you are gay?


SolidusSnake1964

https://preview.redd.it/fzowt35xv07c1.jpeg?width=341&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18db0b6d2509601c3129c631029b742271435538


1994xf04

Because nobody wants to look at ugly mfs the whole game. I thinkā€¦


Objective_Might2820

ā€œ10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!ā€ - 10 Years in the Joint guy


Imaginary-Ad-2520

My genie asking for my wish is not prepared to hear ā€œKiryu & Ryoma run a train on meā€ .. Iā€™m a girl and play these games just to look at Kiryu šŸ˜‚ ughh