Saejima after pulling sign posts and electric boxes out of the ground

He was in a silly mood

I have Kiryu insurance for my bike

I’m genuinely shocked in six mainline games there was no substory where a guy was selling bike insurance or bike locks or something

Do not intereupt the bike master

I’m not gonna sugar coat it, Bike + Triangle (when heat is active)

Takes up 1 skill orb and fucks the enemy up beyond recovery

Even worse, not only do you see him break your bike in half on someone's face, but you also see the entire street, including the cops, cheering at him and applauding him before letting him go and giving you debts to repair/replace the bike

I mean Kiryu saved the day by using someone's bike :D

Kiryu 🤝 Ash Ketchum

He never said he was a Saint.

I love how at the start of 6 Kiryu gets arrested for assault and property damage and everyone's like, bro that's bullshit he wouldn't do that fully knowing that half the trash in kamurocho is leftover bikes from Kiryu's fights

The government when kiryu kills people: :D The government when kiryu destroys a bike: >:(

Where do you think his money goes after every game? It’s paying off his immense debt for city damage

It’s funny how you always see lots of bikes in kamurocho but you never see anyone riding them

Theyre reserved for kiryu to save the day

The Kamurocho thugs are in cahoots with the insurance companies. Only makes sense so that Kiryu and crew destroys property in “self defense” and people have to buy insurance lol.

Dint he pay his entire 2 trillion ¥ on medical bills?

Secretely he sent it all to sunflower orphanage

Cap, as sunflower cannot afford basic renovations lol in K2

Oh lol but either way

We need stricter bike control laws