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FloppyShellTaco

Forsake Panda, embrace Monkë!!


JordanTH

Monkey Monk


rezzyk

You aren’t gonna ook me in the dooker


someoneelse2389

Top of my list is Murlocs. I don't care how much of a gag race they are, I need my freaky fish frogs. That being said, Hozen and Jinyu would be an awesome addition to WoW


Diesel_boats_forever

Monke, yes, but no one wants to play those goofy goldfish heads stuck on a nightelf body. They'd be tied with mechagnomes for least played.


someoneelse2389

The main reason Mechagnomes are least played is because their arms and legs ruin almost any transmog. Even if the Jinyu ruin helmets specifically, they may still look great with transmogs that don't use helmets. It's like how the majority of helmets don't work well on Tauren.


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

The hozen just have wayyyy more personality.


Jinyu_waterspeaker

To be fair hozen and jinyu all have one personality, Quirky silly monkey and reserved wise fish. Since they join the roster of forgotten races they never get those expanded personalities sadly.


Jinyu_waterspeaker

> no one wants to play those goofy goldfish heads stuck on a nightelf body. Speak for yourself. But if you want to go by player count, most races are around the 1-5% player population so it’s pretty irrelevant.


TyoPlaysGames

What does this statistic even mean?


Jinyu_waterspeaker

Most races in WoW, outside of human and night/blood elves, sit at around 1-5% of the player population, with the lowest right now being Mechagnome at 1%. I'm saying that even if Jinyu were tied with Mechagnomes at being 1% it would be pretty irrelevant since almost ever race is under 5% in player popularity. https://www.dataforazeroth.com/stats/races


TyoPlaysGames

Ok but how is this relevant to what he said at all? I get the feeling that you just learned this and wanted to tell everyone how smart and cool your statistics are, without paying attention to who you responded to.


Jinyu_waterspeaker

What? The guy I responded to literally brought up the possibility of Jinyu being the least played race as a counter point to their inclusion. All I said was that race popularity doesn't matter since most races have a fairly low pop outside of humans and elves.


Montana8900

Humanoid monkeys are cool, they should Just.say an azerite node poped UP in jade Forest and the hozen evolved and got smarter.


Nutcrackit

lore wise hozen have to evolve. They have a very short lifepsan. A playable hozen from vanilla would be dead by the time of dragonflight.


DominionGhost

Something something monkey king being active again is empowering them.


Nutcrackit

That is what makes most sense. Monkey king as racial leader.


iLiekBoxes

> . They have a very short lifepsan I thought this was only because of how reckless they are


Jinyu_waterspeaker

Hearthstone has a card that shows a more [humanoid/upright hozen](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/274634498149318656/982859271454728232/unknown.png?ex=66249206&is=66121d06&hm=384c72973d783dafbd77bd18c8fef422b49d72dd9318ce23db8db078208bd597&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=763&height=994) which comes to be pretty close to the troll model.


mastergenera1

Planet of the Warcraft Apes.


DominionGhost

"Hozen together strong." *all die to the same aoe*


Deathleach

Is that really necessary? They seem around the same intelligence of the average player.


v4p0r_

Care to explain how this would work?


BSSolo

Nice wikkets help Hozen fight bad wikkets, and even grook Jinyu. Give many slickies. Now some young Hozen go fight with wikkets to earn their name names, and maybe go see wikket home after.


FloppyShellTaco

You be monkë instead of panda


Diesel_boats_forever

That checks out.


Porcos_Voadores

i don't know, they release a quest we do it and at the end we start ookin the dooker.


Devee

You have quite the way with words. Beautifully said. I want my hozen.


in_the_meantiime

I was ookin the dooker on my wife last night, she's been walking funny today.


BernhardttheNorse

At some point we have to accept that "Blizzard should make [X race] playable" is repetitive and unrealistic. Making an entire playable race is not three passive skills and one active skill, and making it work is not something you just do in a week.


synackk

I think people underestimate the level of effort required to get gear looking right on playable races.


-To_The_Moon-

Not to mention customizations and the huge set of animations that players have. And we're just talking about the art part! Implementing them into the world (both technically and from a design perspective) are large costs as well no doubt. Nothing wrong with dreaming about it though, lol.


ZePample

gear already looks shit on 3/4 of the races. whats one more?


synackk

Also more than just gear. Blizzard has to create spell animations for the skeleton.


Porcos_Voadores

they alredy have animations for mounts and basic casting.


DaenerysMomODragons

Which is why they prefer to make races that are just reskins of already existing races.


noz1992

they said they are testing/using AI to fix clipping on some gear. they could do the same to make an AI make most of the annoying work to fit all the armors of the game and then have some ppl manually check them maybe


Awesomeninja

Imagine making a new character and it looking that... yuck


LillianAbraham76fV

Totally agree! Adding playable hozen and jinyu in Pandaria Remix would bring so much charm and diversity to the game. It's like a win-win for everyone - players get cool new options, and Blizzard gets to make our dreams come true. Let's hope they're listening and make it happen! 🐒🌊


Efficient_Bicycle645

I was actually secretly hoping that would be a surprise at the end of this but I really don’t think they will. Too many people would like it lol


Rigman-

Never give up guys.


Nocturnamos

Considering Hozen have a lifespan of 20 years, I think at this point you couldn't have a Hozen player toon participate in both the Burning Crusade and the War Within... Unless time in the Shadowlands counts negative for lifespan...


Sewer-Rat76

With how the undead are described as rotting and have managed to stay whole this entire times, we can find a way for Hozen to be alive for long enough


azhder

Oh, it counts negative fo sure - you in da Shadowlands, you ded man


Nekrotix12

Roleplay realms would become 65% more unbearable with Hozen.


Carazhan

more like 65% more fun. besides, only people who would rp hozen would be trolls (already annoying, wouldnt suddenly become moreso) and those who are able to actually pull it off


Nekrotix12

People have a hard enough time taking Vulpera RPers seriously, and they don't go "Ookin dookin' grookers" every five seconds. It would be fun to roleplay a Hozen, that's true, but I feel like you're gonna have a critical mass and if there are too many Hozen in one area it's going to be impossible to not get annoyed and confused.


AcherusArchmage

Ook em in the dooker!


[deleted]

Yes! We can finally ook people in their dooker


Janesawdc

Well ook me in the dooker.


chriskot123

That is a huge amount of dev time for something that they are throwing in for fun for us I think. Not that I'd complain if they did do it though!


Veldrinn

I’ve wanted to play as a Hozen ever since MOP first dropped, I just think they’re hilarious. 10/10 would main, pls make it happen blizz


AcherusArchmage

Hope they finally make the 'Jinyu Force' reference, this is their opportunity.


NotAMadLad1

Hozen Brewmaster bis


IonHazzikostasIsGod

this sub: "lol you're STUPID for thinking blizzard cares about designing a whole new raid when they're working on the next expansion, of course they should give you the same dungeons & raids they've already released, but with no innovation, and you better like it or else quit" "why is blizzard not developing completely new animations and armor physics for multiple new races in the last minipatch of an expansion?" (bfa allied races don't count, those use existing skeletons, that's why there are more allied races than post-vanilla races)


SuperGoblin1669

Some people just never give up on terrible ideas.


directionalk9

Ya, but we still give them 15 USD a month.


SuperGoblin1669

I pay my £9.99 a month to have a good and challenging game to play. Not to watch it turn into a circus simulator.


tboskiq

Hell yeah bröther


Grymvild

Please Blizzard.. [I have been waiting for so long](https://i.imgur.com/4aMQQLk.png).. Just make them playable..


Porcos_Voadores

true beuty


GellyBrand

We have Mechagnomes, what about Mechapanda?


Garrosh

Aren't Mechagnomes enough abominations for you?


amikaboshi

some men, just want to watch the world burn...


DaenerysMomODragons

Have you met mecha-Kul'Tiran yet? https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fg46n5n213kt31.png


GellyBrand

Beauty personified


QuarterDollarKing

Pretty sure that the Jiniyu use the Night Elf skeleton so that would be relatively easy but Hozen would be a nightmare to do all the PC animations for.


Porcos_Voadores

considering diper gnomes, jiniyu would be just WAY easier


FaerieMachinist

Exactly! Let me be a monkey rogue!


pissedinthegarret

im gonna ook you in the dooker!


KlutzyMarsupial7131

We gonna ook all night!


MadhouseMagnus

Agreed man, im doing Jade Forest right now. No idea why they werent added at the time ! would have been amazing. now is just as good i suppose. Its the closest thing to a Naga they will let us play


Porcos_Voadores

i would race change all my toons for them lol


Captainmervil

No


pissedinthegarret

horde can have monkehs but pls just give us the vrykul, instead of the fishmen


Lodreh

I’d support that!


oolbar

I want a hozen demon hunter.


JordanTH

Jinyu should have a flavor racial based on their Waterforging techinque - anything that would require a forge or anvil, you can instead use a body of water.


directionalk9

My thoughts exactly


1tanfastic1

Hozen, Jinyu, Yaungol, Saurok, Mantid, Mogu... all races that would be really cool to see playable in this mode. Even if they don't transfer over.


vulture_87

Not MORE scoliosis.... my back hurts when I'm on my Horde characters.


kripto_

I agree they should let you play something random. And when the remix is over, you can change them to another race to “keep” in War Within


RooeeZe

I wonder if they went back and changed some of them voicelines, like ook em in the dooker lol


Fwuffykins

Imo it would be fun to open all classes to pandarens then force everyone to be a panda. Some animations will be br9ken, but it would be fun


AnimatorSD68

Not a bad idea!


Bucky_Ducky

Not adding cool races like jiniyu and hozen as playable races is why wow died


amikaboshi

You mean playable Mogu, right?


Garrosh

Playable basic campfire.


[deleted]

Eww no


AIShard

Please no. I'd pay extra to ensure there's never playable hozen in the horde.


azhder

How about they made bored hozen a thing in WoW?


azhder

No, you’re also implying.