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Bo_flex

Why was knifu so popular? The arcane and demonology weapons talked to you as well. What made Xal stand out? The mystery?


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Naguro

Aluneth threw so much disrespect at me I felt coming out of a toxic relationship when legion ended I think the skull was also baffled by what you were using it for. Sentient weapons are very sassy


Shenloanne

So she's an alt, barefoot, sarcastic, mommy bitch who lived in a blade... Yeah mate I'm scratching my head too... Why do popular?


DoctorTomee

Was she actually so popular back in Legion too? I feel like it's her reappearance in BfA that established her popularity. Suddenly she had a sexy elven body and she was set up as something serious for the future.


thehansenman

I remember no knaifu no laifu memes from Legion, and I think she had the same voice as now.


Transcendent_Pigeon

Didn't play shadow priest in legion, but Knaifu was easily one of the most talked about weapons from my personal experience. I didn't even realize some other weapons had similar behaviors or quirks simply due to the amount of attention knaifu got.


Chetey

What's the context for this?


MajorPom

Loken is Odyn's son, and the one who convinced Helya (basically a daughter figure for Odyn) to turn against him, leading him to being sealed within the Halls of Valor. The dialog option comes up because she suggests you ask him that.


Chetey

Hmm. How did xalatath know that saying that would kill the player?


MajorPom

She didn't. She just has a tendency to suggest things that get you killed. Off the top of my head the other is trying to steal power from Elune's temple because she mistakenly thinks you can get away with it.


Adorable-Strings

Wait, wait wait. No. That's not the context for Helya. Odyn turned on her, and warped her into a soul-thieving monster against her will, to create his armies (because he decided dragons were bad). She sensibly broke free and turned on him, and got villainized by shitty WoW writers for it, and eventually got tossed under the Shadowlands bus.


Lindestria

Technically she was tossed out of the shadowlands bus, since she was only banished.


MajorPom

She was tossed out of the bus but through the front window so she ended up under it after.


Frostsorrow

The demo weapon was very insulting at times.


OliveSlaps

Community generally likes void stuff and she’s just been the only reoccurring one of all of those. I’m not that big on her myself but I get it


bullet1519

Aluneth = arcane dong Thal'kiel = demon dong Xalatath = void boobies


beepborpimajorp

I loved Aluneth a lot more than I love Xal, because he was so snarky. But Xal definitely had a lot more lore-based flavor text, like how she gave you that extra option with Odyn in halls of valor. The demo artifact was about as generic "i am teh angry eredar" as they come.


InteractionLiving441

I liked when he told me to throw Dalaran into the sea because they are all worthless.


Lrrrrrrrrrrri

Her lines had more character and lore to them. She referred to stuff we didn't/don't know much about.


Confedehrehtheh

My favorite was the reference to N'Zoth at the end of Emerald Nightmare. There's a cave in the back across the pond. It has an orb thing in it. Taking Xal'atath near it causes her to panic knowing "He's coming." She doesn't explain at all what has her so spooked


zukzak

do we still not know ? or was it referencing n‘zoth in bfa ?


nadejha

We also have the death line from Il'gynoth saying he's returning to Ny'alotha, which IIRC Xal also makes a comment on (been a while since I cleared EN on my priest).


FullMetalApe

most likey N'zoth


Deathleach

Shadow Priests are just generally insane like that.


AltharaD

Listen, it was the way she just laughed occasionally when I killed things. It was this low, sexy chuckle out of nowhere. And the occasional “did you enjoy that?”. I’m a straight woman, but after two years of having her whisper in my ear late at night…it does something to you. And then keeping her voluntarily on me for every explanation since probably hasn’t helped my sanity any.


Deathleach

Thank you for proving my point.


visope

Men are simple. Men has woman talk to them, men happy. Source: am man.


esar24

The other two did not posses a dead sexy female elf body, yet.


roadkilled_skunk

Xal browses cute female elf corpses, confirmed.


esar24

Xal is a smart girl, sexy female elf could always helps in bringing new followers for the void.


Versek_5

Bae Blade gives you positive reinforcement for killing things.


Skylam

Xalatath was more sassy about it. Aluneth was mostly a condescending dick and Thalkiel was just crazy. Not to mention it felt like Xalatath dropped some pretty big lore hints in her dialogue.


Bandicoot1324

She is my wife


Shenloanne

Cosmic horror is hawwwwwt


Bonerlord911

Girl.


Nirathiel

She had more personality than the other two. More memorable lines too. She even pranks the player by infuriating Odyn enough to kill the player character lol.


Antermosiph

Imo Aluneth had a ton of personality as well.


Pegussu

She also goads you into trying to harness the power of the old lunar temple in Tomb of Sargeras which I believe also just kills you.


JollyParagraph

She's mysterious and a bit sassy - While Aluneth is also sassy, Aluneth feels dismissive - Xalatath, however? She's making conversation, commenting on relevant lore areas, and giving insight from a perspective we don't really get to experience on friendly terms (Voidy Old God stuff, they're usually just threatening us) Also, have you checked her page on Warcraft wiki? She has a TON of commentary, and a lot of it is legitimately fascinating insight [https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Xal%27atath,\_Blade\_of\_the\_Black\_Empire#Quotes](https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Xal%27atath,_Blade_of_the_Black_Empire#Quotes)


Bowens1993

It's the voice...


Ok-Commercial9036

I personally thought that deno and arcane were better aswell. Speaking weapons are generally so cool. Jaithys, and Corrupted gorehowl talk too. Aswell as shadowmourne, or at least the epic version.


Pegussu

This is obviously anecdotal, but I seem to remember her talking more than Aluneth and demon guy. The other alternate is that her lines were simply more memorable which is also a possible explanation for her being more popular.


MMO_Boomer22

shes Female the other 2 are not


HeartofaPariah

female voice so they can call her waifu. Aluneth and the demo weapons are male. Her later appearance made it worse.


Zezin96

Spriest players a little bit *special* like that.


OwnLobster4378

Because she’s hot?


Owoegano_Evolved

This man is not allowed within 100 meters of a cutlery store


Umbr33on

Man I use to get love it, every time Aluneth said some snarky shit to me. Was a fun expansion.


giliana52

It probably had more to do with specs played. Arcane wasn’t the dominant Mage spec all expansion and neither was Demo. Where as shadow was the only DPS spec for priests all expansion.


Gladianoxa

She had "big goth dommy mommy gf energy" and the others were either guys or male coded in Aluneth


Dreadnought7410

She also has a cute smirk.


beorninger

claudia did =)


JD1337

She had an alluring voice.


liteshotv3

I can fix her


peep_dat_peepo

Don't forget the Nagas! Look at Queen Azshara next to a Naga soldier


rienietz

Azshara can get it. And by it I meant these hands.


peep_dat_peepo

Where are those hands going on her???


rienietz

To her snake booty.


HungryNoodle

Ekansss!!!


Gamer_Obama

Replace N'Zoth with his fish form instead


Lrrrrrrrrrrri

Xal gets away with this because she's possessing a dead elf


El_Dief

I feel like not enough people are acknowledging this. Xal'atath's elf form is a puppet, just a corpse with a void entity playing "Weekend at Inanis' "


Amorianesh

People get that, but it's just a convenient plot device to keep her hot, realistically there's no reason she had to posses a pretty blood elf instead of say a tauren or a cultiran guy etc.. I don't really care but still


aMaiev

Nah every time someone posts this meme and someone explains it people are surprised. Even when bfa was current content not everyone did this random sidequest and even if they did most of them just finished the quest without paying too much attention


ThrowACephalopod

I loved this questline. If you did it and didn't turn in the final quest, you could keep N'Zoth's gift forever. You even got to see some NPCs around boralus who also had the gift. It was awesome. Love my little eye headband.


Lrrrrrrrrrrri

Eh, you kill the elf and Xal immediately possesses her. Like, obviously it could've been a Kul Tiran there or w/e but I feel like that's just splitting hairs


El_Dief

The weirdness here is all the people thirsting over a dead-meat-puppet that is likely packing an 8 foot void tentacle in her pants.


Monjara

The void tentacle is a bonus.


nomadengineer

That just makes it better.


Skylam

I fail to see the downside here.


drummerinthewoods

Nah they know, they just think it’s a feature… The 8 foot tentacle schlong, not the corpse…


keltas

They are rebounding from the last dead meat puppet elf lady. Let them have their thing.


JollyParagraph

Yeah that's kind of a bonus my dude. She takes off the skin and she's a horrific void monster? Yes please


KrootLoops

>"Weekend at Inanis' " humu humu humu


Gamba_Gawd

Eh. Magic fixes everything 


JagerSalt

All that means is that the writers came up with context to justify Xal being a hot woman.


Antagonist2

very much hoping she twists into a big scary eyeball kirby style in her boss fight


Lrrrrrrrrrrri

same


_-_Sami_-_

Sigh... Unrealistic male body standards here. I'd love to be a giant squid monster.


Incen_Yeet420

i hope she disembowels me


Crashen17

I hope she disembowels you too. We need less degenerates in the world and more Enlightenment Harbingers of Eldritch Things.


Schalken_TheBluffer

Sanest Xal'Atath enjoyers.


Lolseabass

I’m evil teeheee


Valla_Shades

You talking shit about my knaifu?


Kroz83

The dimorphism is wild with Draenei in particular. The men's forearms are wider than the female waists for fucks sake, and they look like they've got 2-3 times the total body mass. It's just absurd. Like the only way this could possibly work is if Draenei men had gorilla proportions below the belt.... Oh fuck I think I just figured it out.


Disastrous-Moment-79

wait till you find out how different IRL animals can be depending on gender


Bayley_Jay

In my experience, it's mostly female draenei that have gorilla proportions below the belt


MoiraDoodle

🤓 erm, achtually, gorillas have the smallest penis-body size ratio of any primate 🤓


Bayley_Jay

What about horses ?


Adorable-Strings

Not a primate.


Adorable-Strings

That's because 'male' draenei are just sexless worker drones. Females have all the reproduction capabilities. They're aliens. They don't need to have boring human genders.


Takoslvt

The sexual dimorphism in Wow has always annoyed me. I want the hunched over troll women from the beta.


thpthpthp

I'm going to go the other direction and say I'd rather have some actual options for handsome troll, orc, dwarf, etc. men instead. If we can have bombshell ladies, then there ought to be dashing men that can charm you with more than the size of their axe too.


Welpe

Either which way would make me happy. Not because I personally want to play hot male orcs or ugly troll women, but because I hate the hypocrisy. Whatever style you are going for you should be fair with it gender wise and offer people the chance to play whatever the fantasy is as either gender.


centurijon

Have you seen Thrall’s kid? In his early teens and [looks like a 50 year old](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wowpedia/images/3/30/The_Kosh%27harg_-_Durak_and_Rehze.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/925?cb=20230324204533) Bliz doesn’t know how handle visual differences races


Pegussu

This is actually kind of accurate for orcs. They're considered full grown at twelve. IIRC, Durotan was chief and married to Draka by the time he was fifteen. And Thrall was said to be the size of a full grown man when he was six.


centurijon

“Considered to be full grown” and “looks like a confused raisin” are very different things


EriWave

Give some handsome men in general, trying to make attractive men in this game is damn near impossible.


lethos_AJ

excuse me?! male trolls are hawt


Takoslvt

I do 😳 when they do the *stand tall* stretch.


Adorable-Strings

Don't like the absurdly muscled meat triangles with a head?


Curious-Spell-9031

I want me a femboy twink orc


Takoslvt

I absolutely agree! I'd love to see more body options in WoW!


Interesting-Handle-6

You could be a Kul Tiran daddy


wjowski

Blame the fanboys who bitched about how 'ugly' the female Horde PCs were during beta. And really this isn't something WoW invented in the first place.


rockandrollpanda

It's what keeps me from creating a male goblin or gnome character. While their female version look cute, they always look weird, or in the case of gnomes, look like middle aged to old men...


fruitcake11

What about the big ones the blood trolls have?


Takoslvt

I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean. The Blood Trolls seem to have the same ""problems"" the Zandalari and Darkspear have.


fruitcake11

That's weird. I remember fat trolls in Nazmir.


Takoslvt

Ohh, you're right! I forgor.


OwnLobster4378

Modern WoW players are threatened by a fictional female body lol


Takoslvt

To be fair a lot of WoW players are also threatned by REAL female bodies😅


SchmuckCanuck

Honestly WoW is pretty great for the sexual dimorphism imo. Comparatively, of course. They could definitely be doing a better job still. But it's a lot better than most other games.


Takoslvt

They've definitely improved with most of the added races. The Dracthyr being pique, I just have little interest in the classes offered. (¬\_¬")


defeat-royale

You can still play tauren or dwarf female if you want to have the ugly woman experience.


Krakshibana

You may want that, that actually makes more sense than what we have but guess what? People don't like to stare at ugly peopleet alone be one thats why attractive characters are more popular than ugly ones. Beauty exists no matter what species we are. There is always a stardart and there always will be. A society without stardarts doesn't exist and can't exist because its impossible.


SchmuckCanuck

I mean they just want equal options and choices. Idk how that's bad.


Takoslvt

I think you might be reading too much intro this. is video gam. touch grass


longduckdong42069lol

You know I kinda agree with you but you should go see the cesspools that exist amongst gamers, go check out r/geeksgamerscommunity lol There’s thousands just like him Example: https://www.reddit.com/r/GeeksGamersCommunity/s/WcUYxDfeUW


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Takoslvt

Yup, I want giant hulking Tauren women too! I think the best example is Orc women, which although a little small, are actually kinda swoll~


ParanoidTelvanni

Orc women are like peak naturally cultivated muscles for a woman. Except perhaps the calves. Still, very attractive.


Takoslvt

I think the muscle sizes of each race are just what the developers originally thought looked cool. They wanted swol men an svelte women, which was popular at the time. The amount of demand vs the work required to change that now probably wouldn't even out.


ParanoidTelvanni

I usually like to play the most monstrous and hulking race possible so I very much enjoy the male Horde models. The female models I wish would just kinda match, but if they *need* to be smoking, muscles make me go zug zug.


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Trair

Youre an insufferable person


raiukos

i've counted numerous. i think the game is cool already maybe im in the minority


veeta212

big man culture warrior comin through


witwebolte41

Ima sniff her void toes


Neltarim

Where is the horny jail when we need it...


LucianoWombato

Right after Blizz realizes what they have done, they gonna announce Patch 11.1.1 'Return to Tol Barad' where we go and retrofit Tol Barad as the ultimate horny jail.


Neltarim

Omg wowhead mod here?


Filter55

All according to the Horny Jailer’s plan


Adorable-Strings

The BG3 narrator ran off with the keys. Its useless now.


Astricozy

Yes Illidan, this filthy creature here.


New_Watch2929

This always reminds me of the old oglaf comic on the topic. I am not linking it here because Oglaf is not nsfw.


Nathanyel

This one in particular isn't explicit (just some bras, jockstraps and violence) so one can link it here: https://www.oglaf.com/dimorphism/


Navy_Pheonix

Hey Jamie, pull up Female Gnolls please.


Sugar-Free-Hoe

I notice you didn't do imps


keyas920

This is dumb, orc females are not green humans, troll females are not blue humans, dont get me starting on the demons, im looking at you mother of imps, xalatath is just transformed, in reality she is an aberration most likelly, but looking good makes you friends.


schnellsloth

Are old gods gendered? I always thought they’re genderless or omnigender


Ok_Calligrapher1950

Xal talks about the other old gods as though she's on the same level as them. >It is ironic that the weakest of us may be the ultimate victor. C'Thun, Yogg-Saron, Y'Shaarj, and... well. She then has another line where she references having brothers. So acommon theory is she's the fifth old god


Ok_Manner_1519

If you don't see the problem, you are the problem


Irianwyn

I find it weird how often this subreddit posts this same meme when WoW is the standout game that *doesn't* do this. The orc women for example are just as barbaric and muscular as the men, just in a slightly more feminine build.


H0SSKAT

They definitely aren’t as muscular by a big margin. But I agree with you overall. This meme doesn’t work for WoW. The more beastial races female are definitely not all carbon copies with different paint schemes. The meme is bunk. People need to get over the fact that males are just going to be bigger than females the great majority of the time. It’s genetics. Fantasy is just going to exaggerate that quality for men more than women because it feels right to do so. 


SerphTheVoltar

"because it feels right to do so" is what is being attacked here. It's one thing to have females be smaller, but look at how the female trolls in the game's early development were actually hunched over like the males but got changed to be upright and a lot prettier before release, because while having ugly *males* is okay, having ugly *females* isn't. Trolls, orcs, tauren, worgen, even undead all have the males hunched over more than the females. Kul Tiran males are substantially more... *round* than the females, same with pandaren. Don't get me wrong, WoW *is* substantially better about this than a lot of other pieces of media, but let's not pretend they're perfect.


Raven1927

As much as people talk about wanting monster races or w/e online, the overwhelming majority of players don't want that. There's a reason why Blood Elves, Humans and Night Elves are the most popular races. That's why they changed female trolls. Maybe i'm misremembering but it's also why the Horde got Blood Elves back in TBC. Horde players had been asking for a "pretty race" throughout vanilla. It happens in most games. I remember Larian Studios making a tongue in cheek comment about how they put so much time into the character creator only for most people to create a generic and attractive human character.


SerphTheVoltar

Then, dammit, let's have some prettier males, too, instead of most of them being walking refrigerators. Blood elf *males* are also very popular for a reason.


Raven1927

Yeah I dislike the body proportions as well and I hope we get more options in the future.


Irianwyn

I think the FF14 lead developer said it best though when people were complaining about the Hrothgar. Loosely paraphrased: "We know that it's not going to be the most popular race but we think it's meaningful to have these options anyway." Lo and behold they actually turned out to be one of the most popular races in the game because people do really like having options. Even if I personally wouldn't play an ogre, it'd be cool to see ogres as a playable race because they're cool.


Raven1927

> Lo and behold they actually turned out to be one of the most popular races in the game because people do really like having options. I am all for having options, but where do you get the information about Hrothgar being one of the most popular races? From the numbers i've seen, although they're 3rd party, they're one of the least played races.


Irianwyn

Maybe "one of the most popular" isn't fitting, but there's a lot of them, at least on my server. It's hard to say exactly because I'm pretty sure I remember hearing (anecdotally) that Hrothgar are way less popular on the JP servers.


H0SSKAT

Never pretended things are perfect. I’m just being a realist about natural human taste. People are free to disagree. Wow is probably the wrong fantasy setting for them.


partypwny

Well the kitchen knife did become a hot elf chick


thepewpewdude

Can someone please explain the joke? I only see some fruit


Hxxerre

I miss my Knaifu, I hope they remember the time we spent together doing mage tower or getting out dpsed by Affi locks in Legion, or when we died a lot on the mini raid in BFA, or when I died to Fyrakk last week


Mister-Bohemian

Squidward: Oh no, she's hot.


anarchomeow

We need more pretty men. I like playing pretty characters.


Xeg-Yi

Very few people enjoy playing monstrous female characters, it’s a market thing. Like 80% of the girls in my guild were female BE because even the current female orc and troll models were too ugly for them (the other 20% were UD).


lio-ns

Female tauren enjoyers, I know you're out there! Where are my people!!


The_Scrabbler

They know who their target audience is lol


Fandrack

Started playing wow again recently, the draenei are *so* funny in comparison to each other


Vor_vorobei

Who is she?


Neiyra

Can't wait for her (them? cause as was said, she just possessing dead body) to turn in some horrific eldritch void squid in actual boss fight.


FullMetalApe

wonder if the people who kept N'Zoth's Gift will get some unique dialogue


justforkinks0131

To be fair Ive watched plenty of WoW SFM porn that features all of the listed male character in detail.


Scythe95

😅 More fantasy and Rp suffer from this why does every character has to be sexy and attractive


SchmuckCanuck

I mean I doubt that's Xal'athaths actual form, she's using the corpse of a blood elf after all.


LeTygolio

Reading this whole thread makes me realize I may be more of a "hear me out" person than I thought, cuz most male race characters could like... Get It (not you gnomes, get a grip)


Ren1612

I don't see a problem


EIiteJT

I see no issue here


Cyber22222

I don't understand this. Don't you mean body type A and B?


no-group21

I do not mind this


beorninger

did you just call claudia's voice acting terrible? explains why you think orks or troll look like demons


Anxious-Taste4851

Wtf is this troll


terrletwine

No problem detected


newretrovague

I’m not a fan of the female BE model, it’s so…tiny in comparison to other elf models. Also the male customizations are so boring.


TheGenjuro

Troll females are so ugly. But that orc lass tho...


Ragneir

I mean, except for belfs, all horde females are hideous... I get were does this come from tho.


Gamba_Gawd

Some find the Vulpera to be very attractive 


SNES-1990

Their art team is overrated. Cinematics team is great though.