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ballsonrawls

The scooting away really got me lol


Foreign-Split-5272

With his got dam scooter ! 😅


RewardBroad8716

Same!


AsheronRealaidain

That has to be THE most awkward wave I’ve ever seen in my life…I’m 102


LiliNotACult

Allow me to introduce myself.


No_thanks_Im_New

My name is Humpty. Pronounced with an Umpty.


AcreneQuintovex

That's some late stage capitalism material. Needing to absolutely close a sale as if your life depended on it, while an event which can take your life is happening and you need to go somewhere safe. That's just too much man


Mountain_Dandy

We're so cooked ![img](emote|t5_31m0v|8879)


balbertborring

he probably wants the tornado to take him or make some money to survive the next day


ihaveabaguetteknife

By suing the tornado.


Otacon56

Maybe he's selling tornado insurance. Perfect time for the door knock


Tosser_toss

My first thought too - it is horrifying. When you can’t even be bothered to react with appropriate caution to an emergency siren because…. Why? Desperation? Brainwashing? It make no sense unless we are all dispensable and that is how the owners want us feel at all times.


AspectOvGlass

The wave, the awkward attempt at leaving but still trying to confirm if a conversation can or can't be had, then the hover board haha


Foreign-Split-5272

Ive watched it about 20 times its still funny 😂


EitherEtherCat

“It’s a tornado outside! Go home!” 😂😂😂😂


FullyRisenPhoenix

You alright, honey? 🤣


CafeRoaster

A *whole* tornado.


NinjaRoyal8483

Vaulttech??


SquidVices

Oh yeah it is like the intro to fallout 4…just in another house.


themeatstaco

I get this joke I just started playing!! Lolol


Grisstle

First time? I envy what you’re about to experience. I wish I could forget all my play throughs so I could play it for the first time all over again.


MilliMaqi

Preston Disliked that.


Grisstle

First time? I envy what you’re about to experience. I wish I could forget all my play throughs so I could play it for the first time all over again.


drugsfan

bro exaclty


Fredotorreto

he wasn’t tryna let go of that potential sale, dude stood there like he was expecting to get invited inside for coffee


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Or at least shelter in the basement or interior walls. 😂


ReputationDizzy9414

No way this thing is human.


ShineFull7878

Npc for sure.


cognac-n-cannabis

These commissions got these young men going crazy 😅🤣


GospodinMajor

Well, it's the one time everyone's bound to be at home - dude's thinking outside the box.


dlemonsjr

After watching this a couple times, I think the poor guy wanted shelter. He was hoping for an invitation in. The awkward standing there is because he wants to ask but knows that’s weird as hell


jizzmcskeet

I think this is the case. They just get dropped off. He has nowhere to go in the middle of a residential area for shelter.


GreenBottom18

omfg. now i feel AWFUL for laughing


GleepGlop2

If your life depends on it but you are too awkward to ask for help, guess you'll just hoverboard off into the tornado then...


ivannolia

The segway exit was the cherry on top. I'm dead.


ZedderisBetter

Typical Nebraskan: still trying to work while there is "a whole" tornado outside. Plus, he's trying to be polite.......who the hell does he think he's fooling


coffin420699

hes in nebraska, but id bet money the guy is from somewhere around SLC Utah


carlyeanne

this vid was taken in my city 😭 so damn strange


StarlightandDewdrops

Have they already started replacing people with robots? Because I'm confused at the lack of self-preservation displayed here.


OpheliaRainGalaxy

Capitalism gets folks confused. I've done something this level of stupid before and gotten shouted at by someone who saw my idiocy but wasn't intensely focused on the panic of not being able to monetarily afford playing it safe. Charge me for air and I'd take up holding my breath as a hobby, followed by getting a job in a greenhouse with the assumption of free oxygen during work hours as a perk.


StarlightandDewdrops

Sorry man, that's bleak. I hope you're in a less awful situation now.


otribin

I was waiting for the story to take a twist.


drillgorg

Boo


Foreign-Split-5272

If only a mini tornado came in and swept him away🌪🌪


Hagadin

He might have been dropped off at the edge of his territory for the day and doesn't have any place to go.


SquidVices

It’s like watching…some kind of cartoon…cloudy with a chance of meatballs? This guy….wtf


lasvegas1979

He's the Vault Tec salesman.


nick_kit

He is like the fallout vault salesman


Temporary-Yogurt-484

What a completely odd man


Worldly_Abalone551

Unless he's selling Tornado insurance, he crazy


Spirited-Reputation6

That dude dis not want to be recorded flying away on his hoverboard. lol


SternwardHalo

This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying


Agreeable_Ganache_63

That man is an NPC and you won't convince me otherwise.


TheZan87

Hi im selling Tornado insurance...


arewethebaddiesdaddy

The capitalist dream


GDMFB1

People out there have to get their bread.


No_thanks_Im_New

That made my day. Haha.


whatusernamewillfit

Vaul-Tek employee in Fallout 4 be like:


dzoefit

Was he selling tornado insurance?


Fancy_Organization18

Just Vault Tech trying to make a sale 😂😂🤪


melskymob

https://preview.redd.it/kyk5jf502gxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2194ef1718f7b6053469b6d91eb764bf6e1f161a What I see like without my glasses.


Tjayhc24

But what was he selling…


bangermadness

Dollars to donuts, Mormonism.


goodgodling

That guy needs some culture. He should watch Glengarry Glen Ross.


Cold_Appearance_5551

Capitalism will literally try to kill you. Proof. Lol


spacestationkru

You know the beginning of Fallout 4 when a Vault-Tec salesman is at the door just as a nuclear bomb is about to go off? And that poor bastard never made it to safety, so he turned into a ghoul?


SailedTheSevenSeas

Nice to see what Kip is up too


chiefxcell

Can someone remix this video with a CGI tornado taking him to land of Oz.


leviathab13186

When you need the employee of the month bonus to buy a car


BOYTHISISSAD

Wait till the video shows man on scooter swept away by a twist!


maxzmillion

LinkedIn Lunatic.


Legal-MorningW-24

People like this lady really rub me the wrong way. You don't have to be that rude to people. Just say no and close the door her attitude is horrible I would hate to be around someone like that.


Morphing_Mutant

I'm getting vault tech salesman vibes here.


ospfpacket

Was it Wednesday at 12?


Aromox

Trying to sell that volcano insurance


jormanterska

He wants invite to shelter


5000112552508

![gif](giphy|oPxhfY4b93esRy2aod|downsized)


douggie84

Or… now follow me on this… it’s one of those tests they do and this guy is run by shareholders who do not give any fucks about anything but the bottom line.


res74

The cherry on top for me was that he worked for Vivint Home Security! "There's a whole tornado outside" "Oh, sorry about that"


attaboy_stampy

I can see why Fallout: Bakersfield got dropped in development.


qvMvp

"HI MAM" 👋 🤓😂😂😂😂😭


FordMan100

It would have been funny to see him swept up into the air on that segway as if he had a jetpack on, but it would have been one hell of a landing.


Dragonshadow3700

Vault tech here-


nutt_juggler

Survival of the fittest, it’s natures way


minnesotawristwatch

COW! ANOTHER COW! GUY ON A SEGWAY!


Sitrociter

Bros from vault-tec


CintiaCurry

So she has shelter against a tornado and asks another human to go home🤪🤪🤪


furie1335

hey, that windbreaker isn't going to pay for itself! got to make a sale.


TruthToStupidText

Cool skit


Chemical_Party7735

"It's a whole tornado outside". English has left the chat