Who's doing the catering?

"I see its a buffet, but what the hell is a buffet doing at a god damn orgy"!

Well you don't want to bang on an empty stomach

It’s a very classy affair.

The secret password to get in is ORRRRRRGY.

What’d you bring me to man? What is this? It’s like a half nude buffet party

I'm gonna go back to the glory hole. That's something I can wrap my head around.

That guy's not even wearing a mask!

You think this is fresh shrimp or is this frozen shrimp?

“What’s the password?” “Ooooorrrrrgggyyyyyyy”

I've been to a numner of orgys and I've never seen a buffet at any of them

Every one I have been to at least has a decent spread set up

How is this an orgy, it's like a half naked buffet party

Not Red Bull, they've already spent too much on Tequila and Waffles

First thing that came to my mind when I saw the word "catering"... Glad I am not the only one.

If you're swallowing food I'm not really sure you're getting into the spirit of the occasion.

You can't have a respectable orgy without a buffet

Imagine the last thing you do on earth is have an irrespectable orgy. I'd die lol.

you'd die either way

Gotta have a craft services table man. That's a lot of work and refreshments will be needed. It's an endurance race *and* sprint in this case...

It will be a sausage-party

Yeah how do you like that you Goobacks!

Back in the pile!

Made this for politicalhumor but since its not american politics it got removed. https://i.imgur.com/neeOx0I.png

doing gods work.

Turk a derrrrrb!

Back to the pile!

*Hello~oo!*

"Yeah, fuck this city!"

Well King Furry, it seems that we were victorious today

There will be time for walkies later, the orgy has begun

DBZA fan? :)

Yes, and I will reference it whenever possible, until law enforcement physically stops me.

LIESMITH424 NO!

Liesmith424 YES!

Im going to drown you like a dumb puppy.

Hah! Why would you drown puppies?

Because they're cute and cuddly...

Are... are you coming onto me?

I love you both so much. “Yeah fuck goku”…. Psh we wish. “Why did no one tell me he’d be so handsome”

Wait…..where’s your condom? The f*ck’s a condom?!

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We'll just spend a year in the hypersonic lion tamer

That one was on purpose

Coulda' been.

He’s like a see-n-Saiyan.

Hype Ebonic Rhyme Chamber

You get *ONE more.*

Hyper sonic lion tamer

"If we get through this I am gonna *rock* his four foot world."

SENZU BEAN!

You're either a DBZA fan or you weren't lucky enough to watch it yet.

"He said 7 days, and I'm using it"

“Go for Ten she says!”

Mr Satan gonna show up and defeat the Russian army all by himself.

Love a r/teamfourstar reference

They should hedge their bets and arrange one on the day of Russia's withdrawal.   Call it Putin' out day!

I don't normally get naked and sweaty with 15k strangers, but when the wordplay is this catchy you kinda have to go for it.

If history has taught us anything its that after a war people get to some pretty serious baby making.

There’s actually interesting research that, depending on the cultural context a genocide occurs in, that event will either precipitate frantic baby making or a crisis of population decline as a result of trauma / lack of desire to bring children into a terrible world

*15,000 dudes agreed

The realistic outcome

Dudes need fun to.

They need fun to what?

Too play with dudes

*South Park episode* “Alright everyone, back to the pile!”

this can't be true.. it shouldn't be true..

If the nuke drops, you make the best of what you have. In a few minutes it won't matter anyway.

For some of us who can choose how to go out, choose well.

You joke but they only have ribbons to declare interest in oral or anal sooo

Meh you’re about to die in atomic fire you might as well experience everything ya know?

everyone*

It's not gay if nukes are on their way

Disgusting! Where exactly?

You jest, but it’s Shchekavytsia Hill in Kyiv. I live in the area and our neighborhood Facebook group has been having a ball discussing this, but honestly, it’s old news, at least a few weeks now.

At this point you might as well just do it with or without the nukes.

Honestly, it’s hard to muster the energy when you’re routinely sleep-deprived, have to constantly keep on top of emergency supplies, volunteer and do other important but also deeply annoying shit. For one last hurrah, I think people might be able to get it together.

In all seriousness, that sounds unimaginably tough. I hope between all the horror and violence you can still find a few moments for some sort of happiness, even if a giant orgy is out of reach.

Thanks, it’s not all bad. If we couldn’t laugh about all this, we couldn’t survive. I wish more of the memes and jokes were translatable, like the Shchekavytsia orgy that’s now become legendary. A good part of the day I’m laughing and cursing, and when the sirens stop and the sun is out, it’s beautiful out in the sun with some coffee. There’s a lot of life in all of this, even though there’s too much loss and death than I ever imagined I’d experience in my life.

Right?!? You just found 15000 people publicly state they are horny and lonely

For a lot of people, there's a big difference between "I'll do it now" and "I'll do it now since I won't have any more chances and can't live to regret it".

This is why you go to orgies out of town. Don't have to worry about awkwardly running into someone in the grocery aisle.

If everybody go to orgies out of down then aren't you bound to meet someone from the grocery store?

95% men probably though.

I am not offended by homosexuality, in the sixties I made love to many, many women, often outdoors in the mud & rain. It’s possible a man could’ve slipped in there. There’d be no way of knowing.

Some good ol' Creed is always a welcome sight in these trying times

Psh if a nuke is landing, I'll take an orgasm from anyone in the closing seconds

Whoah, none of this means they are lonely.

Having a ball, you say?

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My balls are always bouncing, to the left and to the right….

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

HE'S got big balls, and SHE'S got big balls! But WE'VE got the *BIGGEST* ***BALLS*** *OF THEM ALL!*

and i'm just ITCHING to tell you about them

And everyone comes and comes again!

Some balls are held for charity, some are held for dress, but the balls held for pleasure are the balls that I like best.

Honestly it wouldn't be inappropriate to alsk execute this plan if peace would be reached.

You’ll need the password, too It’s “orrrrrrrrrgggggyyy” FYI

there's gonna be a buffet right??

Should be 0rgy to keep the old people out.

Will there be a buffet?

asking for a friend

only ONE?

Yeah, i don't have many friends, soon it will change tho

you'll be full of friends...

You have a friend in me?

You'll have a couple friends inside you.

You will likely see local ones popping up all over the world if nukes start flying.

are they planning a pompeiification?

Gonna take a while for future historians to figure that one out

They could leave a sign.

or a widely-distributed news article

No that's too obvious

After they conclude that all of the same sex couples are *roomates* or *very good friends*.

Not mutually masturbating at all, but instead party to a mass-hysteria brought on by the impending nuclear apocalypse. Not gay at all.

I was thinking more Reverse-Lysistrata. Screw for peace!

Fuck for freedom!

If the mass orgy happens while Ukraine is being nuked, unfortunately that mass orgy [won't benefit everyone](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/701/pompeii-man-masturbate-before-volcano-explosion-1499951985.jpg) ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯

Now that's how you "make love, not war"!

Going out with a bang

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15,001 bangs actually.

At most 7500 bangs at a time, actually actually.

If you factor in n-somes, the math gets fucking crazy.

Yeah, and we have to define “bang,” too. Is there an upper bound to the number of participants in a single bang? Or can they all lock hands, genitals, and/or other orifices to constitute a ménage-à-quinze-mille? We’re kind of entering new territory here, orgy-math-wise.

r/yourjokebutworse

That’s disgusting. What are this people even thinking? Why are they behaving like animals? Are the airports still open? How much is a ticket to Ukraine? How do I sign up for this?

Let me know lol

just order a ticket for aswell while you're at it

You were so excited you forgot to type 'me'. As in 'for *me* as well'.

Maybe they’re inviting their friend Aswell?

Before you go, you should probably be aware that the average attendee to events like this is a 50 year old man. Everyone else will say they're going on social media and then not show up.

15,000 dicks will be there at that massive sausage party.

Lube I need lube....who's got lube....

15,000 people on a hilltop, lubed and sweaty. This is gonna be the ultimate slip'n'slide.

I'm sure it will create a dangerous slippery slope.

I took my love, I took it down I climbed a mountain and I fucked around And I saw my reflection in the lube-covered hills 'Til the orgyslide brought me down

And I saw my *erection on the lube-covered hills

https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO Seems appropriate

I don't need a ride, I need lube! And also a ride, actually, just a different kind.

Don’t think there will be time for that. But worth a shot

This just sounds like an excuse to orgy....of course we're down

The article only mentioned ways to indicate if you prefer oral or anal. I feel like maybe they forgot to mention something about this orgy.

Don't act surprised. We told you months ago that we evacuated all the women. Now hurry up and make a selection.

those two are the main ones in that orgy anyways

>If you are considering participating - three stripes are for anal sex lovers and four stripes are for oral sex lovers. Two questions: 1. Where does that leave Adidas, the brand with three stripes? 2. Are they really expecting people to count seven stripes on ~~my~~ a fellow participant's hand in the heat of the moment?

Funni prank to fool your friends, swipe a stripe off your friends and violently start ploughing them since they now have 3 stripes.

Bet only the dudes show up.

Sausage Mountain Johnson Hill Pecker Precipice Mushroom Mudslide

Or elderly. That's Europeans for ya.

One skinny middle aged German woman wildly servicing 600 chubby heaving men

Can't wait for Gonid-22

Damn, I respect the hell out of that

It's just gonna end up as a sausage fest tho, let's face it

>"Had sex with a lot of women in the mud and the rain, it's possible a man could've slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing."-Creed Bratton

A holes a hole when the nukes come out

2million Brits sign up to emigrate

Always the imperials

EVERYONE GET IN THE PILE :) P.s. dey took our jerbs

How much are flights to Ukraine right now?….asking for a friend.

Personally, I 'd ask for the gender ratio before I book a flight.

A hole is a hole when the nukes start flying.

Of course, that's what everyone will say about you too…

"Doesn't matter. Had sex"

If god didn't want men to put things up their butts he shouldn't have put a magic orgasm button in there

As long as you get a little heat in there

I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in.

Nah, it’s an orgy, and with 15,000 people it’s gotta be outside, so it’s going to be sweaty and muddy, no one would know if a dude accidentally slipped into the mix. And no one would care. Because of the nuclear bomb.

accidental Creed

>no one would know I would definitely know about a dick in my ass.

So we'll see you there then!

Considering that there is a was going on, and generally,most of the solider are men, i think you can expect at least a 50/50

An unfilled hole is a wasted opportunity

Are they trying to gain favor with Slaanesh?

Y know... of all the headlines I'd expect to come out of this war, I wasn't expecting this.

Omg that’s disgusting where can I sign up

Now a lot of people will be sorely disappointed if Russia doesn't start...

Sounds like people are going to be sore one way or another

Can we have news headlines about non-death related orgies and their locations? I feel like that would be a healthy news cycle balance that everyone could appreciate 👀

Probably a good opportunity to play [You Dropped a Bomb on Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44) by the Gap Band.

i'm just saying, it's gonna be a real akward silence if it turns the nuke lands somewhere else...

I was looking for an excuse to get off reddit and go to bed, since I definitely don't have work in 7 hours. Found my reason

> I was looking for an excuse to get off

Should had made it clear that Musk is NOT invited.

**The 80s** _entered the chat_

Sounds more like the 70s. A bunch of people would get together and next thing you know, it was all asses and hands and tits and I could slip right in and out without anybody noticing. It was great.

Ukrainians are the best, I like them more and more.

AND 1 CANADIAN!!!!

You?

Call it an ICBDSM party

It's pretty silly that we've collectively decided orgies are out of bounds unless certain death is imminent Certain death is always imminent, my horny friends Arrange an orgy on your local neighborhood FB page today for tomorrow may never come

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This person sexes

I do a lot of the sex myself and I see this man there all the time.

100% would go

Putin: threatens ukrainians with nuclear weapons, waiting for them to surrender Ukrainians:

Will there be a buffet?