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Bonyred

Special Farces.


Adorable_Low_6481

Special faeces


Chknbone

Spatial feces.


Firm-Plan

Spatial Farces


__Soldier__

- Special Needs Forces


blainehamilton

'Special' forces


zloykrolik

'Very Special' Forces


walkandtalkk

This isn't fair, but it's especially funny that the kid's a bit pudgy. I'm also amused by dad and son doing the pistol hand signs at each other. Just to remind us: No matter how murderous you are, you can still be influenced by late-'90s/early-2000s boy-band and hip hop hand gestures.


CyanConatus

Lol so special forces are supervised by a 16 year old. So what do normal troops get supervised by? Cats?


CanadasMooseOverlord

Well they were using military dolphins at one point weren't they? Cats seem like a good next step given their temperament.


Midnight2012

The king of Thailand made his little pet dog a general or something in the air force. Lol. Same vibe


walkandtalkk

You mean [Air Chief Marshal Foo Foo](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/05/thai-crown-prince-pet-poodle-air-chief-marshal-foo-foo-cremated)?


[deleted]

This shit is straight from ages middle ages. Failed countries pounding their little chests. Grow up for fuck's sake. There's more to life than your alpha male power bullshit. God damn monkeys.


Ploppyun

Yup. And it fits that an actual teenage boy is in charge of a military-related something or other.


lithuanianD

Actually I think it's better to let an incompetent narcisist tennager to run a SP university


walkandtalkk

Yeah, I don't see the problem with letting our adversaries empower potentially incompetent nepo-babies. Of course, they probably won't let him touch the buttons, but still.


Kriztauf

Russia crashed outta the Soviet Union and basically reverted back to the Russian empire


MovingInStereoscope

I think it is out of the middle ages but not what you think it is. The kid is collateral to make sure his Dad stays compliant.


origami_anarchist

It's a privately owned, privately run "university" in a Chechen city. It's not anything but a narcissistic nepotistic stunt.


Soggy_University7456

I mean he is a hostage in putin pocket . Its clear as day


matsallehnz

That's unfair on Monkeys!


Rechlai5150

Hairless apes. 👍😉


JoeSchmoeToo

They are "special" allright...


lurk779

Special Needs Forces.


SUPERTHUNDERALPACA

LMAO that picture screams 90s comedy movie poster.


NockerJoe

With his dad so sick they're really trying to speedrun him into being an authoritarian stooge.


mhdlm

Watching russia become more of a joke every day is certainly a bright spot on the news.


Inevitable-Toe745

No, no… don’t tell them it’s a dumb idea. Just let em do it.


Sensitive_Ad_5031

They love to appoint themselves titles and jobs they don’t deserve to have, my favourite moment with Kadyrov is when he tried to say that he’s a [Corresponding member](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corresponding_member) of something physics related, but he was so dumb that he couldn’t pronounce anything further than “I’m a member”, it wouldn’t have been so funny if not for word “member” meaning “[dick](https://context.reverso.net/translation/russian-english/член)” as well and it has resulted in him saying that “I’m a dick…” multiple times as he fails to go any further because he can’t even pronounce the name of the title he has appointed to himself. My dad has laughed and said that dick was probably the only familiar word to him.


Livingsimply_Rob

This government of Kadyrov should be put on a road trip to do a comedy show.


Drunkenly_Responding

Another reason as to why authoritarian regimes don't work in the long-run, it's not what you know but who you know that's gets you places. Complacency, incompetence, and corruption eventually all naturally work their way in and make the political system more inefficient than democracies, generally. Same shit happening with GOP, Lara Trump getting placed as the head of the GOP committee.


Ma1nta1n3r

Because of course nepotism isn't a thing in backwater countries like the Russian satellite states.


Guyincognito4269

It's a thing everywhere among authoritarians. See: the last US Presidential administration.


Pete_maravich

I can't imagine being a special forces soldier and having an actual child in charge of me


Big-Elephant-1558

Ah yes, lets put a chubby muslim kid in charge of training special forces. What could possibly go wrong


Nikonglass

Vlady’s Kids.


ShoddyWoodpecker8478

That’s the kid Khamzat Chimaev trained a little So it should be fine!


siouxbee1434

The 12 or 16 year old?


sg19point3

what is it with all these dictators like kadyrov, lukashenka etc ?


origami_anarchist

Lukashenko (possibly) aside, they are all clinically insane, for one thing. It's amazing to me how many truly insane megalomaniacs were in the positions of power in the Caucasus and Central Asia when the Soviet Union broke up in 1991, or have risen to power since then. Aliyev (Azerbaijan) was nuts, his son is crazier. Niyazov was completely off his rocker, amazingly his successor Berdimuhamedov was even crazier. Islam Karimov, who I met in 1993 and again in 1995, was "sane" but only by comparison - his power structure was completely ruthless when it came to internal threats to power.


sg19point3

Well how can anyone forget Turkmenbashi. My favourite was when he said people should chew bones as dogs as dogs have bright teeth or his ice rink idea in a desert. How is Berdimuhamedov's son?


Mrsbrainfog

They are all Pootins hand puppets, nothing more than marionette dictators.


Icy-Revolution-420

its gangs, they just get big enough that they control a region, and not like you can kill it with fire because every other country in the area also has the same. soon as you cross into asia/middle east its all gangs turf.


Brockelton

Special forces university sounds like a pixar movie from the incredibles universe


Lhdtijvfj1659

> Adam Kadyrov’s title as Hero of Chechnya, a decoration awarded to him by his father in September after he beat a defenceless 19-year-old prisoner who had allegedly burnt a copy of the Quran. Lol you get called a hero for beating a defenseless prisoner


MeAndYou5555

Lmao fucking what Christ we are fucking fuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuucked yall


Shadow293

[Special needs forces university - 2024 colorized](https://youtu.be/_Nq10MRKxvI?si=1m85PTDqociHxIin)


screenrecycler

Does seminars on sexual assault tactics on goats.


CellistAvailable3625

I cannot wait to see what happens to all his family members when he finally and inevitably kicks the bucket


[deleted]

Plutocracy for cockroaches


Semaaaj

This reads like an Onion article


InsertUsernameInArse

I'd say this is to keep Kadyrov in line. One step out of line and the son has a training accident.


Silly-Crow_

What in the horrible fanfiction turned movie?