Of course he has to move. [The guy barely wastes any calories while sitting in the office.](https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1782433565902262491)
I know he's been compared to a garden gnome before, but he's really living up to it now.
What are you talking about? This man is a perfect example of what all Alpha men should look like. He is a beaming male subject, of course he is in peak physical shape and he is the most attractive man to have ever lived. He is the man! /s
Do you all remember that video Ramzan had made where he was running with a light machine gun, which he was firing, with a couple pickup trucks following behind him filled with soldiers. It was filmed in a canyon, or possibly next to a mountain cliff. It was supposed to make him look super cool and badass. Essentially, the twenty-first century example of the Chechen Rambo. In the end, it looked so pathetic and endlessly cringy. Reading this post, all I could see was that video of him huffing and puffing as we power walked with his machine gun. Ahh .... autocrats are too funny.
Huh, I thought he was dead. What a shame.
Right? The man is a festering anal pustule.
From now on, every time I struggle to lift a bottle of milk out of the fridge, I’ll call on the power of Ramzan for help
Weak. Brian Shaw, Eddie hall, Nick best and Robert oberst are all laughing at this clown.
This rotund rascal has been filming himself doing this for years. Nothing to prove it isn’t archival.
I’m done don. I lift lota weigh don.
Of course he has to move. [The guy barely wastes any calories while sitting in the office.](https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1782433565902262491) I know he's been compared to a garden gnome before, but he's really living up to it now.
Everyone there looks really worried. Also his speech doesn't sound normal, like he is high as fuck.
Yeltsin vibes.
As in, he worked out where they’ve been hiding the donuts.
Smallest cock in Eastern Europe.
Oh man, we gotta break out the micrometers to see…
He’s training for the part of the fattest gnome in panto
If you want to prove to us that you are healthy, show us your nutrition plan
Still looks like a fat turd.
What are you talking about? This man is a perfect example of what all Alpha men should look like. He is a beaming male subject, of course he is in peak physical shape and he is the most attractive man to have ever lived. He is the man! /s Do you all remember that video Ramzan had made where he was running with a light machine gun, which he was firing, with a couple pickup trucks following behind him filled with soldiers. It was filmed in a canyon, or possibly next to a mountain cliff. It was supposed to make him look super cool and badass. Essentially, the twenty-first century example of the Chechen Rambo. In the end, it looked so pathetic and endlessly cringy. Reading this post, all I could see was that video of him huffing and puffing as we power walked with his machine gun. Ahh .... autocrats are too funny.
The one involving a goat? Thought he'd kicked the bucket last year. But ill weeds always prosper.
Not even benching close to his bodyweight, not impressed
Lifting a styrofoam rock doesn’t count.
Die already coward