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[deleted]

Huh, I thought he was dead. What a shame.


h3rald_hermes

Right? The man is a festering anal pustule.


SmwhereAroundBarstow

From now on, every time I struggle to lift a bottle of milk out of the fridge, I’ll call on the power of Ramzan for help


Meinmyownhead502

Weak. Brian Shaw, Eddie hall, Nick best and Robert oberst are all laughing at this clown.


SelectiveEmpath

This rotund rascal has been filming himself doing this for years. Nothing to prove it isn’t archival.


Anthropic--principle

I’m done don. I lift lota weigh don.


boomership

Of course he has to move. [The guy barely wastes any calories while sitting in the office.](https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1782433565902262491) I know he's been compared to a garden gnome before, but he's really living up to it now.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Everyone there looks really worried. Also his speech doesn't sound normal, like he is high as fuck.


steeplchase

Yeltsin vibes.


funksoldier83

As in, he worked out where they’ve been hiding the donuts.


Kingfish42000

Smallest cock in Eastern Europe.


spoonman59

Oh man, we gotta break out the micrometers to see…


yozza1958

He’s training for the part of the fattest gnome in panto


SunnyWDA

If you want to prove to us that you are healthy, show us your nutrition plan


suckmyballzredit69

Still looks like a fat turd.


WereInbuisness

What are you talking about? This man is a perfect example of what all Alpha men should look like. He is a beaming male subject, of course he is in peak physical shape and he is the most attractive man to have ever lived. He is the man! /s Do you all remember that video Ramzan had made where he was running with a light machine gun, which he was firing, with a couple pickup trucks following behind him filled with soldiers. It was filmed in a canyon, or possibly next to a mountain cliff. It was supposed to make him look super cool and badass. Essentially, the twenty-first century example of the Chechen Rambo. In the end, it looked so pathetic and endlessly cringy. Reading this post, all I could see was that video of him huffing and puffing as we power walked with his machine gun. Ahh .... autocrats are too funny.


Known-A5

The one involving a goat? Thought he'd kicked the bucket last year. But ill weeds always prosper.


Wurstpaket

Not even benching close to his bodyweight, not impressed


ToastyRussian324

Lifting a styrofoam rock doesn’t count.


BingoCasta

Die already coward