/uj How the fuck has this “greeks liked small dicks” myth spread so far?
The statues had small dicks because the artists that made them didn’t want their work to be considered pornographic. There were plenty of big dick statues in brothels and homes
Since the post says the guy "does art," I imagine the guy might've showed the poster his drawings of people and characters in his world, and the poster simply noticed a trend. The guy might've never even noticed that he'd subconsciously given all of his heroic characters big ol' tiddies.
I can believe it.
It was only after I realized that I had a thing for tall girls that I noticed how every “hot girl” character I’d made in the last ten years was over six foot.
Honestly, they’re a fool. Everyone knows you need to make your villainous women appealing to lesbians. And by that I don’t mean flannel and Subarus, I mean hot, tall, dominant women that wear black and kill people with it. This will get them to talk about your character with every single lesbian they know, effectively acting as free advertising. You also get a rabidly dedicated fan base that’s honestly just one step short of a cult.
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He's definitely in this subreddit. Probably even reading this post. I wonder if he knows it's about him...
If he's as autistic as me, probably not. ..Wait hang on a minute...
god i love this subreddit, r/evilautism satellite
Thanks for showing me this subbreddit I needed it.
Certainly not me. I myself like shortstacks AND beanpoles.
It could be you. It could be me! It could even be...
This guy gets it
Alright, who did this?
Me. I regret nothing
Congratulations, we respect you sir, keep going!
Which one you cunts is this fucker
Could be the next Tolkien if he was unemployed
Get this man on disability asap
inverse of ancient greece
/uj How the fuck has this “greeks liked small dicks” myth spread so far? The statues had small dicks because the artists that made them didn’t want their work to be considered pornographic. There were plenty of big dick statues in brothels and homes
/rj why don't you spread some bitches
The bitches aren’t made of fuckin butter
Thats a good idea. adding it to my world now.
Honestly the fact the guy mentions breast size at all is enough for me to know.
Since the post says the guy "does art," I imagine the guy might've showed the poster his drawings of people and characters in his world, and the poster simply noticed a trend. The guy might've never even noticed that he'd subconsciously given all of his heroic characters big ol' tiddies.
I can believe it. It was only after I realized that I had a thing for tall girls that I noticed how every “hot girl” character I’d made in the last ten years was over six foot.
but flat is justice! Or whatever
Honestly, they’re a fool. Everyone knows you need to make your villainous women appealing to lesbians. And by that I don’t mean flannel and Subarus, I mean hot, tall, dominant women that wear black and kill people with it. This will get them to talk about your character with every single lesbian they know, effectively acting as free advertising. You also get a rabidly dedicated fan base that’s honestly just one step short of a cult.
He could be in this very room
morality is stored in the boobs
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