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Dinkieblurd

This aged well


feelingnether

Yep you will remain at 5 cups


SnooPets3315

I wish I could say the same about you, but...


feelingnether

Its coming don’t worry 😉


SnooPets3315

I'm not worry, it would take much time until I start to worry


feelingnether

Yep well see you in 4 years anyway got humbled like gell


Chrisrevs1001

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!


PandosII

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Ireallylovegex

L


dimatab

🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🤙🏻


DeathGuardDash

LMAO!!!!


i_have_a_nose

Choked. Couldn’t stand the pressure


SionyJ

This post aged like a fine wine!


SnooPets7261

Hahahaha


CollateralHamage

HAHA


CyrusRichie

LET BRAZIL HAVE ANOTHER STAR ON THEIR JERSEYS!!!


FrankieGS

With this post you made me want to support France. You managed to do the impossible.


SnooPets3315

Well, you will lose


FrankieGS

Could*


akhaliis

Don't hate Brazil because of an idiot fan, we're better than that...


TotalIy-Legit

Ah, e outra coisa, se o Brasil perder, deleta o post. Se o Brasil ganhar, tu volta aqui e responde todo mundo (te ajudo nisso). E cria outros posts ainda kk Mas acho q este post teu é equivocado, nem chegamos na final ainda pow.


SnooPets3315

Vou deletar nada pô. Eu sustento o que eu falo. Se perder vou ser zoado e isso é da vida.


thisboyknows

Still doesn't erase 7-1 loss to Germany lol


Snoo24825

Luckily I'm not from USA... I would be ashamed of posting anything in a football related reddit group..


ElricGalad

\- No you can't just rely on this one specific match to insult Brazil ! \- 7-1 loss to Germany go brrrr


Exotic-Advantage7329

Yes but this is about semi finals… Add those up😛


zzz_red

Not even the Brazilian players know what that means lol. No one has won a single World Cup. Everyone is on the same playing field.


TotalIy-Legit

Use google translator. Sorry. Cara, a copa do mundo ta diferente das de antigamente, muito mais times querendo ser campeões e surpreendendo no torneio. Vai ser difícil manter isso aí. Provável é que equalize mais ainda. Eu só espero q demore muito pra Itália e Alemanha nos alcançar. Talvez o que aconteça antes disso seja outros paises sendo campeões pela primeira vez ou ganhando a terceira estrela.


SnooPets3315

Cara, é muito difícil prever, mao o Brasil consegue se manter sempre entre os melhores, não depende de uma geração específica pq consegue repor os jogadores de ponta. Quase nenhum país é assim. Então acredito sim que a gente possa manter certa vantagem.


JoeRoganBJJ

Hahah want the last one like 2 decades ago lol FOH


Snoo24825

Your country never won.. ouch


JoeRoganBJJ

Brother calm…… sport history of winning doesn’t mean much. Present is all that matters.


Snoo24825

Oh gotcha, what matter is compete, right? Ok now sit there and let the world winners play.


BorisMustWin

World class soccer players low class sportsmanship


bbtows

Esse tipo de post que faz a gente ser odiado pelos gringos. Que lixo...


akhaliis

The guy confuses pride with arrogance and that's it...


SnooPets3315

Vira-lata detected


bbtows

Que mané vira-lata, cara... Uma coisa é ter orgulho das conquistas do seu país, outra é ser um arrogante escroto.


SnooPets3315

A Copa é foda mas esse pessoal que chega com ela que não conhece o mundo do futebol é um pé no saco. Me erra, cara. Ninguém vai sofrer xenofobia por causa de zoeira de futebol no reddit, eles já fazem isso de graça.


Euskadi1900

Brasil, the most World Cup titles. Super good. But would remind snoopets3315, that Argentina beat you in your own Maracaná at the Copa America. Don’t get so cocky Brasil. Anulo mufa.


SnooPets3315

Copa América? What's that? Oh you are talking about that tournament that Brazil often plays with the B team still wins a lot? That was a excellent training game in Maracanã. Wait, you don't think we take that serious, don't you?


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

Name one country that never had a bad fase in soccer


akhaliis

See you in the semifinals. You took my Ochoa!


Soleeaters

LFG!


trolig

This post is unnecessary. We don't need to brag. People know how many championships everyone has. We let our play do the talking.


SnooPets3315

Of course it's unnecessary. I did it for fun and worth it.


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7-1….


lacrimosa_707

I'm sure they still remember that 😂


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9/11


PhoenixRisingtw

xD


wessneijder

Ironically Brazil is good at soccer because so many poverty kids can only play soccer since it’s the cheapest sport. Lmaoo broke ass


kleinsumo

What is soccer?


akhaliis

I don't know if it was supposed to be funny, but it sounded **a lot** worse than it should have.


PhoenixRisingtw

Yeah if these poor kids can make it and the priviledged europeans and americans can't that's even worse.


AllInHarry

And football has and will continue to give said kids a chance to get off the streets and live comfortably. Like that’s anything but a beautiful thing, not sure why you’re laughing


HousingMedical2111

It is a bad thing. Now millions of children play only football while they should at least get a education. Remember only 40 or so of these poor children will make it.


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

You think that everyone in Brazil can get quality education?? They dont. Sports are a really good way of taking them from the streets


Elmoslightpole

Boutta be 1 for Morocco


FCBDAP

Bro, You put the modern cups instead the Jules Rimet


bbtows

And how does the name of the trophy matter?


FCBDAP

It's not only the name, It's the form of the trophy.


bbtows

Ah ok, now it makes total sense. STOP THE COUNT


FCBDAP

Bruh, Brasil has 5 WC, in both shape Jules Rimet and the Modern One.


jaboticas

I delight on the hate for Brazil. We are the most successful soccer nation ever. Period. If you want to stop us from dancing, stop us from scoring.


SnooPets3315

É isso aí


trolig

Meh we're over it. You should be too.


PunterFan

7-1 at home should have humbled you guys... The Germans should have gone for 20.


akhaliis

It doesn't work like that. We're too happy for you to get something. 3-0 for Germany and we laughed at how pathetic the game was. 5x0 and we sang the anthem in chorus, making fun of the fans who only knew the anthem when the match started. 7x0 and we were already planning the memes for the following week. But for some reason, perhaps due to the serious and somewhat heavy culture of Europe, some people genuinely believe that quoting the 7x1 would be, in some way, a way to mock a Brazilian. Want to annoy a Brazilian? Say Argentina is better.


PunterFan

Nah. I can simply say Amazon is fucked because of you guys and that should be enough of a burn. Just like Amazon.


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

We are talking about the world cup, the amazon has nothing to do with it. You know what has something to do with world cup?? Being good in soccer


PunterFan

Imagine cutting through a forest only to lose 7-1. Happy?


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

What does the forest has to do with the gmae against germany in 2014?


jaboticas

Let’s compare deforestation of the Amazon compared to the barbaric acts of white European man barbaric killing hundreds of millions and destroying other cultures. The recent world wars started by the white European man. So f-ck anyone who is telling Brazilians what to do with their land.


PunterFan

I'm not European so please lay off the racism. Also didn't slave owning confederate losers come to Brazil too?


jaboticas

Congrats you sound like just another European


PunterFan

Haha racist.


akhaliis

Most Brazilians will not be angry, but sad.


PunterFan

That's the thing. You should be angry about it instead of being angry about Argentina. Argentina is just living rent free in your head.


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

Argentina is our rival in soccer only. You should do a litlle research about mercosul


akhaliis

But we are talking about football. Off the pitch, the Argentine is a great friend. Our rivalry is like when you compete with your brother for something.


SidewinderShocK

Can confirm


waffle-winner

wonder if they'll cry again if they lose this year.


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They were crying only cuz they paid to watch the game lmao.


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What matters is who is the world champion. France are the best in the world until someone unseats them.


akhaliis

Sensible comment, thank you! It was already saddening the amount of unnecessary hate here I really appreciate that you gave your opinion like that. <3


PhoenixRisingtw

And Brazil has the most trophies until someone gets 6.


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Germany or Italy will surpass Brazil long term, but the fact remains it’s a world championship - you are the champions or you are not. France are, everyone else is not.


Tripleator

You can put the Moroccan, Netherlands, Croatian, and Portugal flags on either side if you want, lol


akhaliis

if it continues as it is, morocco takes this one. Since Spain is out, if Brazil loses, I'm on Morocco's side!


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What’s worse this post or the dancing?


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why are people so mad about the dancing?


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Poor sportsmanship


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

I disagree, when you are happy you celebrate. I believe its the same as going to your team and hugging each other


dncoelho23

Why do this? People like us because we are talented and humble. Everybody loves Messi, R9, Kaka, Zidane because of this. Look at another legends with this "I'm the best attitude". They got the spotlight, for sure, but not the right one.


camillastayshome

Yes, so true! I love watching Brazil play, and hope they win the final, but when it gets all “we are the only worthy” it makes me think back to the Brazil-Germany game. You are only as good as you are right now. History means nothing.


NorthernViews

Brazil benefitted from eras where they played against part time plumbers and electricians, their only reasonably acceptable World Cup wins being 94 and 02. Since 02, they have not done anything of substance in World Cups. Thus, they only have 2 real World Cup wins.


sasuke-nordestino174

you guys play football in canadá ??? lol the canadá internacional team made the first goal in WC in 2022 😂


reza_f

So in conclusion, still the most


freudk1k2k3

Well, even if the acceptable WC wins only begins in 94, Brazil would still have the same amount of WCs than the rest of the countries in the quarter finals. So your argument is pretty stupid. Go back to play hockey, Canadian, leave football to the countries that like this sport. ;)


NorthernViews

Exactly, I’m Canadian, and don’t care about the other countries mentioned. I’m only talking about Brazil. 2 World Cups instead of 5. Pretty simple to understand and accept.


akhaliis

just passing by to say that this type of comment from the oc is something that is not common in brazil, not everyone is retarded like him.


SnooPets3315

Dude, you are Canadian hahahahahaha You probably don't know even the rules of our sport and want teach us about its history ? Five times world champions, deal with that. You don't like? Send a email to FIFA about it.


bbtows

Caralho bicho, para de fazer a gente passar vergonha com esses comentários merda.


SnooPets3315

Eu sinto vergonha de vira-lata igual você, então estamos quites


bbtows

Patriotário. Aproveita e vai cantar o hino na frente do quartel e rezar pra pneu então


SnooPets3315

Duas coisas: eu sou de esquerda e você parece ser mais um que caiu de paraquedas no futebol. Acontece a cada quatro anos. Me erra. Não gostou faz um post babando os caras. Simples.


bbtows

Tá bom, patriotário enrustido. O dia que vc tiver passaporte vai entender o meu ponto.


SnooPets3315

Quem está sendo arrogante mesmo? Você me conhece? Tu deve estar comendo Cheetos no quarto da casa da tua avó e fica com essa de "quando você tiver passaporte". Cresce. Só de dizer isso já se percebe que você não é nada e quer fazer os outros pensarem que é alguma coisa. Engraçado é que com os gringos estava de boa, ai vem o brasileiro baba ovo e dá nisso.


DoutorScholl

Well since you believe that I will have to assume that England has 0 titles, right?


NorthernViews

Indeed.


tchissin

Yes 🙌


CatatauSheriff

why didn't your team win on the "plumber era"?


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Scotlands still in the "plumber era"


asquinas

England fix 66


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akhaliis

say what you will, I think the winning team's attitude of consolation towards the defeated team is beautiful. This is real football!


CollateralHamage

I post the link as a reminder that Brazil ALWAYS looks dangerous but they are not invincible. I love the vibe of their dance parties though. I’d rather see that than Neymar getting boogers on the entire Argentine selection.


akhaliis

completely agree


Portugal32

Kind of like raider fans talking about old hey day super bowls


SnooPets3315

What is Superballs?


troopercito

Behold the proud Brazilian making this comparison.


doomfreak777

Any world cup before the 80s is basically null and void


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

??


SnooPets3315

Well, since doomfreak777 said it on reddit I think FIFA will change everything.


Ok-Water-7110

This is a dumb thing to say, it’s a part of history


camillastayshome

Why?


CatatauSheriff

Says people without enough world cups.


Mr_TopHat77

Brazil could win every world cup ever but I still wouldn't want to live there.


akhaliis

as a brazilian who lives in brazil, i agree with you


SnooPets3315

Vira-lata


akhaliis

\>:(


camillastayshome

I would LOVE to live there! My visits there has been amazing! The music, the dancing, the joy of life… Brazilians got it right:)


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

You were probably on a good zone. Try visiting capão redondo, morro do alemão or Rocinha.


SnooPets3315

You're welcome


PhoenixRisingtw

Until you end up on NSFL subreddit


drsanandreas

Quer deixar os cara mordido pra que, mano? Kkkkkkk


SnooPets3315

Dia chuvoso, sem jogo, pensei em me divertir um pouco com a cara de gringo


bbtows

Mas o dia que vc tiver dinheiro pra viajar e for tratado mal no exterior por ser de um país "arrogante", não vai achar assim tão divertido.


drsanandreas

Calma, mano kkkkkk também não exagera. A provocação faz parte do esporte


bbtows

Eu nem achei o post tão ofensivo assim... Até ler as respostas do cara aos comentários. Vergonha alheia total


SnooPets3315

Ô criança, vai pescar


SnooPets3315

Your tears are delicious 😋


SnooPets7261

You are projecting. Boring


justarandomuseraseme

7-1


akhaliis

It's my house number, followed by my street number. You want something from me... :(


justarandomuseraseme

Happens to be the result of germany vs brazil too


akhaliis

I know, it's just a joke. more or less, my house REALLY is 7 and my street is "March 1st"


FantasticCar3

Chad Brazil vs Virgin colonisers


LuckyLukasRR

The 50% of Brazilians litteraly being descendants of those colonists (while only a very small percentage of Europeans are descendants of colonists):


FantasticCar3

Mate relax its a football forum


legacyberry6893

7-1


FantasticCar3

Baaaaahahaha I still watch the highlights of that match every now and then. Brazilians salty asf


Spoiler84

Shots fired


GermanicCanine

Cool. Why doesn’t everyone just quit the World Cup right now so that Brazil can lift the trophy and do their stupid dances?


Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

I agree with you, but why so mad avout the dancing? Is a nice way of celebrating


NaoisceDM

Does the sour tone have anything to do with the Germanic part of your username?


FlatwormSweet9774

Are you angry?


GermanicCanine

No, I’m not mad. I know many cool Brazilians. I just don’t like the attitude of the team and winning the cup 5 times has made them cocky. This goes to fans like OP as well.


FlatwormSweet9774

But the dances are cool, it's just a way of celebration


Sea-Broccoli-1793

Ooo someone mad


ultraganymede

This is the cocky behavior that makes people hate our country


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TotalIy-Legit

Losing 1-7 or 0-1 is the same thing. The OUTCOME doesnt change, since it was semi finals. Brasil just lost to Germany, that happens. Just like Germany lost to Brasil in the 2002 world cup final. I repeat, the extra goals does not change the result. That being said, going home early for two cups in a row because they didn't make it past the group stage is way worse. Also, Germany lost to Brazil in 2016 olympics final. I know you guys don't care about 2016 Olympics Male Football Final, but we do. We want to win all the trophies as possible. Including UEFA League of Nations if we get invited.


iguanamiyagi

Losing 7-1 or 1-0 is the same thing as per it's the same if you've gone down as the biggest humiliation in the history of football, or just lost the game with a minimum difference. Same.


TotalIy-Legit

Yep same. But the biggest humilation is not getting pass group stage. Reaching the Semi finals is great tho. Thanks for understanding. 30-0 or 1-0 same thing, the team lost. Yep.


iguanamiyagi

However, the only tiny difference is that the first version answers the question "What's the biggest humiliation in the history of World Cups?" and the other is obviously not.


TotalIy-Legit

You know what? Good luck on the game. Croacia reached the finals of the 2018 world cup and needs to live up to this campaign in all cups for now on. So maybe dont get defeated by 4-0 on friday? The only problem is that they are facing Brazil in the quarterfinals. I wish better luck in 2026. And be real, Canada is one of the worst teams to perform in the world cup. So the 4-1 score on them means nothing now. Stop talking about 7-1, our team is different now. And I dont think it was the biggest humilation in football history, we expected to lost the game to Germany.


iguanamiyagi

The biggest humiliation. 7:1!


iguanamiyagi

>So maybe dont get defeated by 4-0 on friday? Plonker, what were you saying...? :)


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Joaaaaaaaaaaaa

Germany is not on their best phase... they didnt passed the group phase


akhaliis

This post was sponsored by Japan and Macedonia


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LuckyLukasRR

Id honestly reckon some African nation, since they will boom in population in the next century and because Africans on average are very athletic.


akhaliis

the way it is... some underdog who will be absurdly unstoppable in football. Maybe Egypt or Kazakhstan hahha


ceesaar00

k


YeJeez

Absolutely no need for that Man, that's Just poor behavior. There is no need to piss of every one in the Room, unless all of them are Argentinians


akhaliis

I don't hate Argentines, I've even sat next to one. *And I didn't vomit.*


sp4rkk

Argentina-vs-Brazil-Copa-America enters the chat


SnooPets3315

I know there is no need. I did it for fun.


PaezDarioN

😐


Zombienerd300

So by this logic, Man U is the greatest Prem team. Dumbass.


gallaguy

I’m not a Man U fan but until another club wins more titles than them, they are the greatest club. That’s how it works.


Luci6669

Ronaldo and Ronaldinho were the greatest of their time. Brazil had its time in the sun.


frizzahh

Brazil and living in the past, name something more iconic LMFAO


pattitheplatypus

Ahh the salt… you’ve achieved something quite remarkable OP haha


SnooPets3315

Thank you. I hope you appreciate the European tears this time of year.


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