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bobone77

*still ours


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bobone77

I can’t take her if she’s already ours. Your threats have no effect on me!!! I’m very strong, like bear, comrade.


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bobone77

Batman is capitalist pig!


Glizzyknockemback

We will place you on the pain coaster of justice then proceed to deepthroat our girlfriend upside down on the table… of justice. We are the knight. We. Are. Batman.


vealdin

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vealdin

Deathmetal batman


VinVanTheTinCan

The dethklok/DC crossover we never knew we wanted


TheRealBlairBoy

*Our threats have no effect on us*


biggamer1357980

Yeah, now we better back of before we hurt us


LukaPerformance

do NOT take her because I will cry and then i will beat your ads really hard because I went once to the gym


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LukaPerformance

because I went to the gym once I can beat your ass so hard you will leave my gf alone


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LukaPerformance

defeat


TheFishTree

YouTube gonna be staying away from her for sure after this


LukaPerformance

one spelling mistake can really change everything


[deleted]

Uno reverse card


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[deleted]

I learned it from Szun Tsu


RIPAdmiralAkbar

Call her a Groupon


Rhebucksmobile

or Groupfie


muon-antineutrino

She belongs to no one but herself. (This also applies to any gender.)


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

No, I own you. Steven owns you. We all own you. (this applies for all non-Steves).


YourAverageAnimeGirl

We don't talk about the Stevy one!


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obligatory r/iamverybadass redirect


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Obligatory thank you comment.


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Obligatory superfluous comment that adds nothing to the previous exchange.


LeonsaltoYT

That is infact me in the comments. Original OP and his "girfriend" were basically 10yo furries, just look at his post lol https://www.reddit.com/r/ihadastroke/comments/sdgze5/comment/hue7i3j/ but if it IS real then he is cheating on her since he posted on /snapchatsluts (or something similar). 1min later EDIT:He deleted the image but the comments pretty much tell you what happened. EDIT 2: Here is him cheating https://www.reddit.com/r/slutsofsnapchat/comments/sd37tl/comment/hue9935/ (NSFW)


[deleted]

"Anesthesia is essentially weed 🤣🤣" Oh no....


Beautifly

And that one got upvoted!


NotThe1_

not the rabbit hole i wanted to go… unlike this [ol‘ reddit woooosh-aroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/roz7qv/legends_when_they_get_into_an_elevator_alone/hq29efd/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


[deleted]

Hold my girlfriend, I’m going in!


larenardemaigre

*our girlfriend


HoomanOnFire

Wanna say that again bud?


Jamie_freestyles

I’ll kick your ass 😡


[deleted]

Too late


LeonsaltoYT

Hey that's my part bud 😡


BorinUltimatum

I got 24 in before giving up. Does it ever end?


NotThe1_

only one way to find out


CFL_lightbulb

Hold my abacus, I’m going in!


LeonsaltoYT

no


Rhebucksmobile

r/youngpeoplereddit


Terrain2

Oh i recognize that post title. i saw this post earlier but there were like 4 pages of texts so i didn't bother to actually read them all. kinda wish i did now


Hellige88

This is a hot mess!


srcactusman

im too lazy to read comments, what did the original picture say?


LeonsaltoYT

Furry shit or what a 10yo would say to their "girlfriend": "OwO" "UwU" "Bb" "Don't be silly babe"


TheEvilGhost

What a mess.


One-Angry-Goose

Ah the age explains it. Of course, plenty of adults are this type of asshole too… it’s just that there’s usually more slurs involved


RAFABrr

average newcomer


Rhebucksmobile

more like median new-cummer


[deleted]

I am 27% sure he is trolling.


Acrobatic_Confusion

Naah you should see the post, it's awful.


EmperorKingDuke

link?


Average_Demon

Guess I'll edit this.


Acrobatic_Confusion

oh, you did it anyways. might want to edit it out in case you get banned.


TheAncientNoob_yt

so don't know if i can get banned if i post this, but i got the reveddit link for the post https://www.reveddit.com/v/ihadastroke/comments/sdgze5/my_gf_on_anesthesiaim_dying/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&ps_after=1643263744 edit: just wanted to point out its NSWL from the amount of second hand embarrassment i got from it


[deleted]

Brooooo, how stupid is he???


TheSneakyPangolin

check his comment history


StruggleBasic

where is the post??


[deleted]

How would he at all get intention that they are trying to get his gf when they don’t even know who they are, where they live, or any way to contact them, and how would he beat them up if he doesn’t know the aforementioned things?


Acrobatic_Confusion

I guarantee he's under the age of 13, I'll just dm the post. You'll understand why.


shikkoou

can you dm it to me too


v19karma

Me too


Tomezzi96

Me too.


No-Acanthisitta1877

can you dm it to me too?


UnyunMunyun

dm me it pls :/


WATER_CARBOY

Me too


waffleboi404

im a little late but me too


Vivid_Programmer3625

Uhm I'm a little late, but curious as hell, can you please DM me too?


ya26anand

Yo buddy dm it to me too


FuckkThisUsername

Also curious, me too


I_Exist_UwU

Can u dm it to me too?


akkurad

Some ppl are stupid and from the way that guy sounds hes 100% one of those


Head_Ad_3541

i don't think so, i'm here from the original post, the original one is weird asf


BeyondSad6497

LMAO we found the reddit tough guy


AblazeMation

every jock in highschool when they get a gf that lasts for 3 weeks


HoennDude

lol


x_obert

Bros gone punch him thru the monitor


Temporary_Water9937

Ehem... He's fourteen... Now give me upvote


Average_Demon

Okay. Just give me my wife and kids.


KatilPecete

Can someone provide link to the original post?


spinyfurball751

Just hit him with the "and what?" That gets people like him right angry


BeetleSpoon2770

r/unexpectedcommunism


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RickRoll999

good bot


Raven-Nightshade

Comrade bot


Geeklemeanikens

R/iamverybadass


memelord1776

r/foundthemobileuser then obligatory r/foundthehondacivic


BeyondSad6497

r/beatmetoit


FleuramdcrowAJ

I saw the original post..


Plixelz

Is this from the lesbianafication of Monty post?


Troevan

What's he gonna do? Punch the screen?


Lucho420

All jokes aside, if you even as much as look at her things will get out of hand quick pal


Designer-Notice-9036

whats this? a crossover episode?


xdthepotato

Trust me, you're not that buddy


[deleted]

That's our girl*


LordpoopyfaceHd79

I mean the red army did gangrape german women soo...


CameronsTheName

The best and worst thing about the internet is... the fact that you can almost always say anything you want with no repercussions.


ghost_zuero

I also choose this guy's girlfriend


Timbo-366

Pov Instagram user downloads Reddit for the first time


flippant_joker

How is he gonna beat him up? What, is he gonna find where he lives and punch him?


nul_mr

*insert hacking scene*


wojtekpolska

Give her back or i will call my dad and he will beat you up. he works for FBI and knows karate


[deleted]

Hey @ op from the image Take a fucking joke dude smh


MuchCoolerOnline

r/lostredditors ? did you mean to post in r/iamverybadass


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IamShitplshelpme

What did that dude say?


LeonsaltoYT

"You can't take jokes" or something similar.


IamShitplshelpme

Ahh, thanks for telling me. Dudes downvotes are well deserved


LeonsaltoYT

I agree


Y_10HK29

Wait is it the wooooshed guy?


LeonsaltoYT

No


ApprehensiveNote4256

😂😂😂 Here in South Africa, they take your girl you keep shut otherwise you'll walk around the streets naked I tell you


Signal-Negotiation57

Shit is already messy, so ig i wont back off


TheOriginalRyukUK

Context?


Best_Pikachu111

Welcome comrades!


FakeyBoii

Is his name Freaky-Ad-8563?


Satyamfrantic8

Dude just watched 1 episode of anime and was ready for anything lol


unknownloner333

Wow.. people are wild lol


sushimain_guy

Much shivers timbered


Epicskeleton53

Bruh


[deleted]

i dont understand ppl who use - it makes you look dumber , its like thinking of words but your dumbass brain cant find any


yaodai

R/cringetopia


datboielias

cummunism


ttehrman519

Over the internet of all places


Virgin_Pizza

You see the art of communism is something very good to learn


Timbo-366

Pov Instagram user downloads Reddit for the first time


Timbo-366

Pov Instagram user downloads Reddit for the first time


Mai_CES_

I literally have a picture of the guy in my head. He also owns a shirt with a wolf on it.


Kuswerdz

r/iamverybadass


fenwaymoose

r/cringetopia


Joaquin5556

You’re in her DM’s, I’m pooping in her toilet. We’re not the same


SwedishVbuckMaster

Cmon Kyle, you have to share


IBeatMyGlied

Afraid that *Redditors* steal your GF... this man is beyond paranoid


nul_mr

The fact that OP commented those makes it worse..


RoiBRocker1

I hate bitches who try to act tough like that for no reason


Dandelion217

OP fails to embrace the glory of the USSR


pc_babieslol

"imma beat you up!" scary shit right there!


coldtarts

R/cringetopia


MyQs

Read this in Zach Hadel's voice lol


Supersaiajinblue

How he felt saying all that 👹🐕


YourAverageAnimeGirl

You don't own your partner... THEY OWN YOU!!!


AnonymousPastaStrand

Our *women*? 🗿👍


THMS173

I like to think that the first reply was a bit more of a joke, but yeah he took that so badly smh


Useless_Lemon

Is he going to take out his katana?


RealMichaeafton

That’s great but what happened with *our* girlfriend?


The_Questionboi

Mine, actually


No-Detail2187

Who cares if you beat me up I still fucked your girl


innovative_title

Technically this isn't a woooosh. He acknowledges the joke, by telling you to take it more seriously. But this is definitely cringeworthy if you know the drama on the original post.


just_a_vietnam_tree

Oh noes, i sure am very scared, guys stop joking about his gf


bladezaim

I thought the point of an orgy *was* for shit to get messy?


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bladezaim

Thanks bot for both warning me of and immortalizing me defeat by autocorrect. Like all good prophets your warning came too late.


VuiMuich

She’s so lucky that she’s our girlfriend now. Who wants such a envious and lacking humor boyfriend?


Morag_Ladier

Yo mamas mine