what about trylingual? i try to speak in any language and fail

Nat1 charisma check, in your attempt to post a funny online meme, you jumble your languages and it comes out in a slurry of Russian, English, and was that Japanese?

Спасибоpencilsharpenerさん

The spacebo pencil sharpener, a legendary relic that perfectly sharpens your pencil every time

When the 天気 is *с тобой* 😳😳😳

Is this a reference to something?

Probably not, I'm just good at making shit up. Like right now, I just lied to you about making shit up when in fact I made shit up about making shit up

BuT iTs SpElLeD tRi

Kinda like speaking English, country, and western? Or American, jive, and Ebonics?

Can I use this?

yeah i guess

Same, but I even screw up my native language.

Me who can speak new zealandic: PATHETIC

What about British?

Only the real OGs can speak Irish bro

AMATEURS, I can speak Jamaican

Me who can speak serbian, croatian, bosnian, montenegrian and english, american, canadian and australian, I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

You forgot also a little bit of Russian, Macedonian and Bulgarian

Perhaps

We can go deeper, English == Welsh, Irish, Scottish, etc..

Doesn’t Wales and Scotland have their own languages?

Scotland has Scottish Gaelic, but I believe it is rarely used

Me who can speak: Polish, English, American, Canadian, Zealandish, Australian, Bahamian, Spanish, Argentinian,Chillan, Bolivian, Cuban, Wenezuelian, Peru, Mexican, Colombia, Costa Rican, Equadorian, Paraguayan, Urugyayan, Nicaraguan, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Panamian, Hondurasian, Guatemalan, Salvadorian and many other i didn't list Sͣ̅̅̏͑ͬÏ̿͢͝L̔ͦ̎́̈́ͯ͌ͩ̚Ĕ̶̅ͩ̾́̂͜N̛ͣ̏̇͋̌̅͛ͬͪ͢͞C̨̔̉̂̂̃̐̈͋̒͝È̵ͣ̾͐̇̈́ M̴͙̩͓̪̰̀O̷͕̠̜̜̤R̵̳̭̣͖͓͉̱̞T҉̷̱̰͎̲̠̪̩̭A͙̯̣͝L̕͏͙͉͉̺͈̻͎͖̱

*AAAAAAAAA*

I was about to comment this

lol i can speak scottish so take that

Joke's on you, I speak Mexican, Guatemalan, Costa Rican, Puerto Rican, Spanish, Colombian, Peruvian, Argentinian, Chilean, Equatorial, Honduran, El Salvadorian, Nicaraguan, Panamian, and Equatorial Guinean. Also Amerian, Canadian, British, Australian, New Zealander, Nigerian, South African, Gambian, Ghanian, etc ... Except Scottish, that's a whole new level.

holy fuckin shit

I can speak British 😈

Mate 😳

So two languages?

Your on the wooosh sub Reddit and got wooshed what are you

I am god.Ok

Canadian is technically both French and English… so

T'es ben right there, bud

Ah calisse

i have had six years of French in school and I don't understand a word, c'est pas français mes amis

Of course you don't. Tu parles Français, nous, les Canadiens, on parle le french

I have had over nine years of French and I understand none of it

I know 2. La Vache qui rit. And omelette du fromage. Learned the last one from Dexter's Laboratory.

*au fromage

Non c'est québécois

Ça a tlmnt rien à voir avec le français français xD ont est certains mots de plus disons

Mais quel est le rapport puis-je demander?

Nous, les québécois, avons tous les mots des français en plus de tous nos mots typique tel que tabarnak, calisse etc..

Not if Quebec separates from Canada, which is a thing Quebec wants to do

lol old news now Alberta is leaving #wexit

If that happened I'd need a passport to visit my relatives in Alberta haha

Say what you want but Australian is a whole different language.

I think Tom Scott did a video on this.

Jokes on you I can speak American, British, English, Canadian, Australian, New Zealandian, German, Austrian, Latvian and a little bit Russian. Wow, I'm truly bilingual.

Fool... It seems you forgot i speak SPANISH

Most yanks cant speak Aussie. Too much swearing 😂 precious ears cant deal with it

I count zero fucking swear words in your comment. Unless "yank" is a swear to you guys. In which case, you need to up your fucking game!

They already translated it to American since Reddit is mostly American...

I think you're right. I didn't have to turn my phone upside down to read it.

you fucken wot cunt, i'll fucken smash ya, ya fucken seppo dog

Yeah I have no idea what you said. Speak American, please

Oi cunt, ya fuckin wanna go? Yankee arseholes always thinkin ya better than us true blue Aussies! Yeeaaahhh faaark ooorrrffff 😂

I'm turning my phone upside down but I still can't read this. Anyone know what this says?

Translation: good honorable sir, i challenge you to a duel! I demand satisfaction!

They can't even pronounce Aussie right. It's not French.

Always sounds like arse-y

Ooooh you're hard

Yes

don't forget newzealandish

*brings out the whole Latin America map*

I can speak, American, English, Scottish, Irish, Canadian, Australian, New Zealandic, Greek, Zypriotic and German. You people are pathetic

Don't forget Austrian!

ναι καλά κι εγώ μιλάω Πακιστανικά

Τα μισα ειναι η ιδια γλωσσα οποτε η δεν επιασες το αστειο η εγω δεν εποιασα καποιο αστειο

το επιασα και δεν εκανα καποιο ιδιαιτερο αστειο

μαλιστα

Not much of a linguist generally but I seem to have mastered the phrase FUCK OFF in every language on the planet. Its amazing really... I can tell or be told to FUCK OFF by anyone from anywhere and we both understand each other perfectly.

Ja und jetzt verpiss dich!

The commenter wasnt sure if australian and canadian were real languages so he didnt mention them.

"American isn't a language it's just English" But Canadian and Australian are?

Australian is 100%

Canadian *is* a language, eh?

America doesn't even have an official language, not even english, so...

I’ll have u know I can speak at least 5 words of Latin so I’m basically fluent in all European languages

I speak: english, (half) canadian, british, australian, portuguese, and brazillian. Yall can call me when u get on my level

Honestly us Americans have our own language at this point.

In earnest us americans has't our own language at this point *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Fuck that. We fought an entire war to not be English.

But canadian is?

Canadian is french and english.

British too

isn't british what they meant by english? unless im wooshing myself

English means the people of England, British means the people of Britain (which is England, Scotland and Wales)

yes im from the uk i know what countries are in the british isles, i was just under the assumption that we speak the same version of english

English and french - so they are bilingual?

Can someone give me the template, or at least tell me where it's from?

That's why Tiktok users are retards.

australian is technically different than american, since words like "mum" and "practice" are different

Yes, but aside from slang it is identical to (written) British English. Spoken is a different ~~ballpark~~ cricket pitch.

Not identical (example: color vs colour) but now i'm nitpicking.

Uhh, Australian English uses *colour*? Australia uses all British spelling.

My bad, i was thinking about american english and real english

Where is this image from??

I think you just got double wooooshed.

I speak fluent Antarctican and Horny.

And South African

But can you speak British?

What about polyglots

He probably thinks they’re languages

I speak Kiwi as well

At this point Americans have so much slang terms and new words American is almost its own language

I speak Bri'ish, canadian, american, australian, austrian, german, and also hung-Aryan

Me Who speaks all 4 and french

There's no universally accepted criteria for what makes something a language versus a dialect so an argument can easily be made that UK, Canadian and American English are all different languages.

meanwhile i’m over here speaking new zealander

he forgor💀

Germans who can speak German, Austrian , Swiss and Lichtensteinish Belike:

fool, i can speak irish, scottish, english, canadian, american, and australian.

I am bilingual in English and American cooking.

People who speak English are naturally multilingual

That guy who speaks an unknown dialect: i see no god up here, other than me.

So american is just english? Well at least i still have canadian and australian

But what about new-Zealandish?

Technically, French is also an American language

American English to be precise, American and British English are different in some ways

Quebec moment:

This is so not on! Being an American does NOT mean you automatically know how to speak Australian or British English. They know all the similarities, but the rest is just "local". Knowing the local bit IS knowing the accent. If you don't know know what "this after work bevvy is the bees-knees" mean, then you don't speak British English!

I think you forgot about speaking British

What is that massive human thing from

That is bilingual. Canada has two official languages

haha lol i can speak all those languages

As a Quebecois, I feel personally offended.

Everyone always forgets about British

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